Quotes 3

by Charune

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Arel2007-06-16 19:11:58
Herl tells you, "Balance is what makes the world stand still and preventing from
falling apart. We can see it in the cosmogenesis how Dylara couldn't exist
without Magnora and Magnora without Dylara, and if even the primal beings look
for balance and need, then we us lesser beings, mortals, need it too... to keep
us sane, to keep us alive, to keep everything where it should be."

GTFO mah Cosmogenesis, Dylara.
Verithrax2007-06-16 20:41:22
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 16 2007, 04:11 PM) 417935
Herl tells you, "Balance is what makes the world stand still and preventing from
falling apart. We can see it in the cosmogenesis how Dylara couldn't exist
without Magnora and Magnora without Dylara, and if even the primal beings look
for balance and need, then we us lesser beings, mortals, need it too... to keep
us sane, to keep us alive, to keep everything where it should be."

GTFO mah Cosmogenesis, Dylara.

That's so funny!
Unknown2007-06-16 20:59:15
Territorial conflicts..

(Disciples of Klangratch): Daedalion says, "Then stay on your own side of the moors =P."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "Do you ever stay on yours? tongue.gif."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Daedalion says, "That's beside the point."


.. Now I know why I bought the mirror to become 'male' (ig that is, I'm quite fine irl kthx). freaked.gif
Razenth2007-06-16 21:16:40
Do you and Forren ever plan on getting married?
Furien2007-06-16 21:34:31
Daedalion's in the Disciples, but I'm not? cry.gif

Edit: Omg yay <3 and such
Unknown2007-06-16 21:45:31
QUOTE(Razenth @ Jun 16 2007, 11:16 PM) 417977
Do you and Forren ever plan on getting married?


We want to at least.. there's just a tiny little problem with the family name. *sigh*

.. And Terentia forbid the marriage -again- :sulk:
Acrune2007-06-17 00:49:53
QUOTE(shadow @ Jun 16 2007, 05:45 PM) 417990
We want to at least.. there's just a tiny little problem with the family name. *sigh*

.. And Terentia forbid the marriage -again- :sulk:


Join Celest!
Diamondais2007-06-17 02:17:45
QUOTE(Arel @ Jun 16 2007, 03:11 PM) 417935
Herl tells you, "Balance is what makes the world stand still and preventing from
falling apart. We can see it in the cosmogenesis how Dylara couldn't exist
without Magnora and Magnora without Dylara, and if even the primal beings look
for balance and need, then we us lesser beings, mortals, need it too... to keep
us sane, to keep us alive, to keep everything where it should be."

GTFO mah Cosmogenesis, Dylara.

sad.gif

I should start griefing everyone who mixes up Dynara and Dylara.

Or at least try..

Since there's Forren to contend with.
Arel2007-06-17 03:41:17
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "BAERINWHATAREYOUDOINGINTHETREESWITHTACOS?!"

(Skeleton Hearth): Baerin says, "Mating, what else?"

(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "GROOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."
Hazar2007-06-17 06:03:42
(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I don't know if I
should be happy or not that none of this has made it to forums."
Tael2007-06-17 06:13:48
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Astral Plane) says, " is a retard?"
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(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "Oh."
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(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "Rofl."
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(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "What a nooblet."
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(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Astral Plane) says, "You're listening to ."
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Barrin leaves to the south.
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(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "****."
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Maru arrives following Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard, Kia's Own.
Rinaari arrives from the north.
A frost hag flows through the air before Rinaari.
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Maru leaves, following Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard, Kia's Own.
Rinaari leaves to the south.
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(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "I was noobed."
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(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "*censored*!!"
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clt5 Lawl

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Lawl."
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(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Astral Plane) says, "You should just suicide in shame."
2885h, 3045m, 3658e, 10p, 13905en, 16095w elrx-

(Bellator Societas): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "Almost done K."
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Fain's Scalpel, Thoros La'Saet, The Beast from the East has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly.

(Bellator Societas): Sojiro (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Rofl!"

(Bellator Societas): Nejii (from the Astral Plane) says, "Hahahaha."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "ROFL."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Rofl."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Quotes."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Go Tael!"
Tervic2007-06-17 20:53:27
Ashteru says: "I'll grab a can of harden the sleep up."
Athalas2007-06-18 04:07:17
Daevos tells you, "Worst, I am obsessive and amoral."

THE TRUTH IS OUT

EDIT:
Ciaran tells you, "Worst, I'm uncontrollable and destructive."
You tell Druid Ciaran, "I'll worst you..."
Ciaran tells you, "Mis of course, sorry."

My god I love how my name occasionally brings me great amusement like this.
Amarysse2007-06-19 05:32:42
(Market): Revan says, "Revan's Enchantments: Stealing nubile young Seren females for staff twirling pleasure since 87 ACoE."

laugh.gif
Verithrax2007-06-19 17:13:26
QUOTE(Amarysse @ Jun 19 2007, 02:32 AM) 418536
(Market): Revan says, "Revan's Enchantments: Stealing nubile young Seren females for staff twirling pleasure since 87 ACoE."

laugh.gif

Funny.
Bashara2007-06-20 00:41:03
QUOTE

(The Blood Pack): Elsiani says, "Aslaran defend each other now."

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

A slithering ooze rises up and engulfs you with its massive weight, sending you
reeling backwards.

(The Blood Pack): You say, ":censor: that."

You swing an intricately adorned klangaxe at a slithering ooze. You cut him,
opening up deep lacerations.

(The Blood Pack): Sharael says, "They do?"

A black tendril streaks out from a slithering ooze and smacks you in the head.

(The Blood Pack): You say, "I own two aslaran rugs."

(The Blood Pack): Sharael says, "I bashed out aslaran earlier without sipping so
if they do they must be weakened to."

(The Blood Pack): You say, "Wait...."

(The Blood Pack): You say, "Are you talking about the mob aslarans?"
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-rwho
Bashara Blackmane

(The Blood Pack): Elsiani says, "Yeah, getting jumped."

(The Blood Pack): You say, "Cos I'm the only one online right now."

(The Blood Pack): Elsiani says, "Help?"

You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to
Elsiani.

You have recovered equilibrium.

(The Blood Pack): Sharael says, "Where."

You teleport along the aether strands to Elsiani.
A rain-filled dip.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Elsiani, Weaver of Umbral Fates is here. She wields an ebony and moonhart mandolin in her left hand and a wyrden shield of the seasons in her right. Heir of Ellindel, Laysus, Dancer in the Moonlight is here. He wields a shield bordered in moonstones in his left hand and an athame dagger in his right. You see exits leading northeast and southeast.

Elsiani takes a drink from a jade vial.

Laysus eats a horehound blossom.

Patchou the Moon Cat streaks between Elsiani's legs at lightning speed, forcing
her to stumble.
Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at Elsiani.
A banshee stares at Elsiani, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at her,
causing the colour to drain from her face.
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
Elsiani.

Green smoke leaks out of Laysus's ears.
Laysus thrusts his palm towards Elsiani and a burst of silver light shoots out
from it and burns into Elsiani, who cries out in pain.

Elsiani clenches her fists and grits her teeth.

Laysus takes a drink from a diamond vial.

Elsiani plays an ebony and moonhart mandolin and directs the trembling notes
towards Laysus.
Laysus suddenly shudders and slumps his shoulders.
Green smoke leaks out of Laysus's ears.

Laysus takes a drink from a diamond vial.

Laysus eats a horehound blossom.

Laysus suddenly begins dancing wildly about to the beat of the music.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrb-cleave laysus head

Laysus eats a horehound blossom.

You must regain balance first.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Patchou the Moon Cat arches her back and hisses at Elsiani, who suddenly begins
to pale.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-cleave laysus head
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.

Laysus takes a drink from a moonstone vial.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp-cleave laysus head
You must regain balance first.

Elsiani plays an ebony and moonhart mandolin and directs the disharmonic notes
towards Laysus.
Blood trickles out of Laysus's ears and from the corners of his eyes.

Laysus eats a horehound blossom.

Elsiani takes a drink from an amethyst vial.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-cleave laysus head
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.


Laysus eats a horehound blossom.

Green smoke leaks out of Laysus's ears.
Laysus gestures grandly at Elsiani, a look of righteous fury on his face.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4816h, 2189m, 3396e, 6p elrxb-cleave laysus head

Patchou the Moon Cat arches her back and hisses at Elsiani, who suddenly begins
to pale.
Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at Elsiani.
A banshee stares at Elsiani, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at her,
causing the colour to drain from her face.
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
Elsiani.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.

Elsiani clenches her fists and grits her teeth.

Laysus takes a drink from a diamond vial.

Elsiani takes a drink from an amethyst vial.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
4816h, 2242m, 3396e, 7p elrxb-sweep laysus head

Laysus eats a stalk of faeleaf.

Elsiani takes a drink from a bloodstone vial.

HIT
Sweeping an intricately adorned klangaxe through the air overhead, you send it
whooshing towards Laysus's head. You strike into the side of his head with a
reverberating thunk of bone, and he stumbles in a confused daze.

Laysus suddenly begins dancing wildly about to the beat of the music.

Elsiani plays an ebony and moonhart mandolin and directs the disharmonic notes
towards Laysus.
Blood trickles out of Laysus's ears and from the corners of his eyes.

Elsiani jerks slightly as the air fills with sparkling motes of bright light.
Laysus eats a sparkleberry.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Laysus takes a drink from a diamond vial.
4816h, 2242m, 3396e, 3p elrxb-cleave laysus head

Laysus joyously dances and a soft lunar light bathes him and heals his wounds.

Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.

Laysus eats a piece of black earwort.

Elsiani takes a drink from a jade vial.

Patchou the Moon Cat streaks between Elsiani's legs at lightning speed, forcing
her to stumble.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-cleave laysus head
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.

Elsiani appears to play an ebony and moonhart mandolin, but you hear no sound.
Laysus cries out in astonishment.
Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at Elsiani.
A banshee stares at Elsiani, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at her,
causing the colour to drain from her face.
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
Elsiani.

Elsiani clenches her fists and grits her teeth.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
Elsiani takes a drink from a jade vial.

Laysus takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his head.

Patchou the Moon Cat stares at with her eerie silvery-green eyes at Elsiani, who
slows down and cannot break away from the gaze.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-cleave laysus head
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.

Laysus eats kombu seaweed.

Laysus takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his head.

Elsiani plays an ebony and moonhart mandolin and directs the disharmonic notes
towards Laysus.
Blood trickles out of Laysus's ears and from the corners of his eyes.
Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Sharael comes into view.

Laysus thrusts his palm towards Elsiani and a burst of silver light shoots out
from it and burns into Elsiani, who cries out in pain.

Laysus suddenly begins dancing wildly about to the beat of the music.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-cleave laysus head
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.

Elsiani takes a drink from an amethyst vial.

Laysus eats a piece of black earwort.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Laysus thrusts his palm towards Elsiani and a burst of silver light shoots out
from it and burns into Elsiani, who cries out in pain.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-cleave laysus head
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.

Patchou the Moon Cat stares at with her eerie silvery-green eyes at Elsiani, who
slows down and cannot break away from the gaze.

Elsiani drives a clenched fist into her gut.

Wagging her finger in censure, a wood nymph whispers quietly to a sylph bound in
shadows, whose eyes glow green and then nods meekly.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-cleave laysus head

Elsiani takes a long drag off her pipe.

Drawing back on his tiny bow, a pixie shoots an arrow straight at Elsiani.
A banshee stares at Elsiani, then suddenly emits a high-pitched screech at her,
causing the colour to drain from her face.
The crone crosses her shriveled arms and turns her dark, penetrating gaze upon
Elsiani.
Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.

Laysus thrusts his palm towards Elsiani and a burst of silver light shoots out
from it and burns into Elsiani, who cries out in pain.

A pigwidgeon bound in shadows begins to follow Laysus.

Sharael's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrb-cleave laysus head

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

Cleaving through his defenses, you make a slow deadly strike at Laysus's head
with an intricately adorned klangaxe, who smoothly steps away from the blow. You
almost lose your balance as your thrust fails to connect.

Elsiani eats a reishi mushroom.


Elsiani turns pallid and drops to the ground.
Elsiani has been slain by Laysus.


Sharael points the tip of her athame at Laysus's heart and makes a sudden
stabbing motion. A glowing pentagram shoots from the tip of the athame and slams
into his chest, making him gasp in pain.

Laysus takes a drink from a diamond vial.

A redcap slashes Laysus with a thin razor, causing blood to spurt from the
wound, which he soaks up with his little cap.

Laysus picks up 30 reishi mushrooms.

Wagging her finger in censure, a wood nymph whispers quietly to a pixie bound in
shadows, whose eyes glow green and then nods meekly.

Laysus waves goodbye. (what a dick thing to do)
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A banshee bound in shadows stares at Laysus, then suddenly emits a high-pitched
screech at him, causing the colour to drain from his face.

You pick up the corpse of Elsiani.
Sharael traces glyphs in the air, and they begin to glow ominously.

Laysus leaves to the northeast.

Sharael leaves to the northeast.
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Can I behead you, El?"

The soul of Elsiani says, "Bashara."

Sharael, Shadowed Assassin says, "Corpse."
4816h, 2317m, 3396e, 7p elrxb-say what??
You ask, "What?"

Sharael, Shadowed Assassin says, "For immolation."
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-pout
You cross your arms on your chest, stick out your lower lip, and pout.

Sharael, Shadowed Assassin says, "Go immolate."
XXXXh, XXXXm, XXXXe, Unlimitedp elrxb-say I wanted another head
You say, "I wanted another head."

(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "How about you immolate her?"

(The Blood Pack): You say, "Uggghhhh, fine."



1/11 Hits/Swings = Bashara = Fail sad.gif


QUOTE
(The Blood Pack): Elsiani says, "I have to say I love the new Darkheart."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "That much difference?"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hrm?"
(The Blood Pack): Elsiani says, "Dunno but it looks pretty."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Say wot?"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Pretty? *scoff*."
(The Blood Pack): Elsiani says, "Priittyyy!"
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "That's it. I'm setting Bashara loose on you."
(The Blood Pack): Elsiani says, "Sweet!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Hyrt, I thought you told me to keep my pants ON."
(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos says, "Except in forms of capital punishment."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Woooo!"
(The Blood Pack): You say, "Elsi...."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I have a present for you."
(The Blood Pack): You say, "I'll give you two hints: it's hard, and it's in my pants."
(The Blood Pack): Elsiani says, "Yay!"
(The Blood Pack): Leira (from the Aetherways) says, "....sometimes you scare me."



Fun times in Lusternia cool.gif
Ixion2007-06-20 00:46:07
After miss one, you should know his stance region and after miss/parry two you should know enough to chain at least four hits together without any trouble whatsoever.. Come to the Ur'Guard, we'd teach you how to fight.
Verithrax2007-06-20 01:14:39
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 19 2007, 09:46 PM) 418791
After miss one, you should know his stance region and after miss/parry two you should know enough to chain at least four hits together without any trouble whatsoever.. Come to the Ur'Guard, we'd teach you how to fight.

Funny.
Shamarah2007-06-20 01:18:56
QUOTE(Bashara @ Jun 19 2007, 08:41 PM) 418785
1/11 Hits/Swings = Bashara = Fail sad.gif


It's called stancing. Try, y'know, hitting something else next time. Or use crushes.
Unknown2007-06-20 01:39:03
Notice:

Bashara is not a qualified representative of the Ebonguard Guild and its associates.

Thank you.