...what?

No no, see, you're supposed to hate Bellator, not Dark Carnival here.

I hated and despised every single person in that clan in Aetolia. It has been a blight on nearly every IRE game thus far. It's an OOC clan, and I've been against them from day 1.

However. I have to tell you, that after 3 years of playing, and me currently being rogue, and losing interest, that clan is keeping my brain active. Hardly anyone talks to Richter anymore.

It doesn't seem to be bad here in Lusternia. Except those news posts. Dear god.

I only joined recently. I secretly suspect that Yrael invited me to piss off Balizar

Sorry, it's a pre-existing hatred. If Bellator is really that bad, I'm sure it'll eventually join the Carnival on my list!

Shiri: Yeah. There was a shop owned by one of the people who started the clan that, at one point, had a gigantic marital aid included in the description. It's just a giant, OOC cluster that needed to be purged from Achaea in a hail of blood and bone and fire, accompanied by the sweet, sweet chorus of shrieks resulting from immature idiots having their e-peens violently castrated.

Oh, and a quote!



He's a newbie in the Cacophony, and since no one was online, I helped him with lessons and such atop Avechna's Peak. He originally thought I was an NPC, and then apparently decided it was my job to sit there and tutor people. He was a fabulous little guy, though. You guys in Magnagora are lucky to have him!

Noo! I was just kidding , Bellator just got a lot of heat about the people in it. I'm in it and it's a fun clan, don't hate either of us!

And honestly, nothing is worse than the sex clan in achaea, Hipsana was the leader I think?

I had a novice think I was an NPC once, I was sitting at the portal for whatever reason and when he came out I said hi. He by began saying ok... why can't I kill Shishi? Perplexed I asked him why he wanted to kill me, and he said something like WAIT YOU'RE A PLAYER!? I scratched my head in confusion and told him to read help madness and help roleplaying. It's happened more then once, but somehow the majority of it ends up like the above. You got lucky.

Five words.

Lusty Busty Thrusty Kitchen Utensils.

Yeah, Bellator is the OOC clan here that everyone hates irrationally. It also happens to be the coolest damn clan in the game - they're all just jealous they're not in it!

I was told it was for high-end combatants only, so I never bothered trying to get in

You make me giggle. Just beg Kaervas and hope he likes you.

I already have two OOC clans, I don't need another

(Market): Ixchilgal says, "Oh yeah? Well Transendant Artisan looking for work.
-Only- Magnagorans, or enemies of New Celest! So there!"

Somethin like that, I remember being a part of it myself. And yet, strangely enough, I can't remember for the life of my why....I think it was cause I was bored....and it was about 2 to 3 years ago when I did, before my mental mind set changed.

Somethin like that, I remember being a part of it myself. And yet, strangely enough, I can't remember for the life of my why....I think it was cause I was bored....and it was about 2 to 3 years ago when I did, before my mental mind set changed.

Hey, that is one of the best clans. But it's back to just Unruly Utensils again.




It used to be, but, well, considering -I'm- in it, I think that's gone out the window. But many of the best combatants ARE in it and they do actually discuss combat. I usually tune out during that

Hyperactive Myrkr Dekoven, The Mini Midwife orders her queen at d7 to move to
e6.
The sexy light Queen shows some leg and the distracted dark knight falls off his
horse, breaking his neck.
Your King has been placed in immediate peril by your opponent. Check!


Am I the only one that finds this amusing?

I get "Are you an NPC?" at least once or twice a week from Newbies.



People hate Bellators??

You've heard, it you know it's true.

Don't lie to the masses, that only makes it worse.

I've honestly never heard of them in-game at all, which makes sense if it's a totally OOC clan. The Dark Carnival, unfortunately, already has a horrid reputation.


Arel: I think newbies who are that naive are (generally) really pretty adorable!


Edit:


This is wrong, on so many levels. Poor Moondancers...