I was busy today and I guess Linaeve or Visaeris weren't around at the time either. We're usually the only ones around. I'll just have to advance Vir out of novicehood and make him a Secretary...

Maybe I miss all the novices who seem like they'll stick around, but there don't seem to be many.

(Bellator Societas): Xenthos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nicorol sounds like a nicotine-relieving product."
(Bellator Societas): Tael (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah."
(Bellator Societas): Tael (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They should have a Nicotine toxin.."
(Bellator Societas): Tael (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Gives Addiction. >.>."
(Bellator Societas): Xenthos (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Would give addiction AND blacklung, Tael."

Hopefully, he will! You guys seem to be having a rough time of it, recently, but he seemed very bright, and it would only take a few good novices to really give the guild a boost.

Okay, this is really really old and I just found it again today. It's one of my favorites ever.. Akraasiel was telling all of us this really serious story, when (and yes they happened barely a second apart):

Druid of the Hart, Akraasiel Tliwx, Of the Scelaige says, "A cry rose up across the land."
-
Ur'Guard Initiate, Kerion yells, "Amarantha smells like a goat!"

(Envoys): Wuylinfe says, "I was just staring at AlbionAria and listening to
Somewhere Over the Rainbow on YouTube. I don't know how that relates though."

Tael tells you, "I'M SORRY."

Tael tells you, "I BET YOU HAVE A REALLY NICE PEHNIS."

You tell Warlock Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest, "......"




And I have been begging him for three health keg for weeks...

(Market): Tael says, "Alchemist for hire. Filling health kegs for all except enemies of Seren, members of Glomdoring, and Reiha."

You tell Apprentice of Clay, Arix Carthan, "Do I have a friggin snuggle me
sign?"

Apprentice of Clay, Arix Carthan affixes a sign to your back, upon which is
written, "SNUGGLE ME".

When in Seren, do as the Serens do

I blame Yrael's behavior on Arix's cooking. >.>

You play a major sixth on the Argentine Lyre of Trialante and let the haunting
notes travel to the milestone.
4072h, 3922m, 4168e, 9p, 18020en, 19240w xk-
(Serenwilde): Bryan says, "Hiya."
4072h, 3922m, 4168e, 9p, 18020en, 19240w xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
4072h, 3922m, 4168e, 9p, 18020en, 19240w exk-
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
It is now the 1st of Tzarin, 179 years after the Coming of Estarra.
4072h, 3997m, 4243e, 9p, 18030en, 19246w exk-
Your teleport fails as your target is no longer there.
4072h, 4072m, 4318e, 10p, 18030en, 19260w exk-play majorsixth 111380
That is not a milestone you can travel to.


I start traveling right before my milestone decays. Coulda been so much cooler if I'd been thrown into limbo, or something.

You wouldn't want to go to Limbo.


That's where Fain stores his super secret experiments.








...they hurt. *whimper*

I've been to Limbo once.

When you enter Limbo, you see a ton of stuff...

And then a gravedigger drags you into a pit and tries to eat you.

Hmm...I thought Limbo was the Planar Fulcrux. Guess not...

Serenwilde is blessed with a lot of new excited novices exploring the basin lately. I'm quite enjoying myself today.
...but yes, this summs it up fairly well. I wish they wouldn't all be testing out how strong (or weak) they are, so much.

Edit:Looking back, it's mostly one in particular:

(Glomdoring): Caraek says, "I am too sober for so many metaphors and such and
such! I must retire. May the Glomdoring grow like the Eye's moss upon the good
bard's rock...or something. Be well."

Kharvik runs up to a filthy gutter mutt and envelops him in a massive bearhug.
A filthy gutter mutt lets out a blood-curdling scream.
Kharvik has scored an ANNIHILATINGLY POWERFUL CRITICAL HIT!
The final blow proves too much for a filthy gutter mutt, who expires, pitifully.
A filthy gutter mutt has been slain by Kharvik.
A perfectly shaped rib tumbles out of the corpse of a filthy gutter mutt.

Luckie, a female leprechaun pulls a few aces from her sleeves and shuffles them
back into the pack.

I knew it!

A vine drops down from a tree limb and lashes out at you, cutting you deeply
with its tiny thorns.
The tiny red mushrooms on the ground release a cloud of yellow spores, which
travel up your nose and make your eyes water.
Small motes of yellow pollen rise up from the wildflowers around you and drift
into your mouth. Your throat begins to scratch, forcing you to cough.
Squirrels chitter madly but remain unseen in the trees. You are pelted by acorns
that leave welts and bruises.
Flying insects suddenly swarm you, covering you with tiny, painful stings.
A bolt of whitest lightning streaks down from the heavens and engulfs you. You
writhe and shake in noiseless agony as the pure electricity ripples over your
body.
Unable to withstand the electrical onslaught, your heart stops and your lifeless
body drops to the ground.
You have been slain by Saran.
The corpse of a Lady of the Silver Light falls out of your inventory.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
0h, 3617m, 3297e, 0p, 16600en, 19233w ex-
A brownie bound in shadows runs up and tickles Zanketsuken's sides.
0h, 3617m, 3297e, 0p, 16600en, 19233w ex-sc

Thick shadows drag against your every action.
0h, 3617m, 3297e, 0p, 16600en, 19233w ex-
Druid Zanketsuken Lycaon Mes'ard, Howling Wind says, "Yes."
0h, 3617m, 3297e, 0p, 16600en, 19261w ex-
Dinoniel picks up the corpse of Shamarah.
0h, 3617m, 3297e, 0p, 16600en, 19261w ex-
A banshee bound in shadows stares at Laysus, then suddenly emits a high-pitched
screech at him, causing the colour to drain from his face.
0h, 3617m, 3297e, 1p, 16600en, 19261w ex-
Turning an igneous claymore upside-down in his palm, Dinoniel begins to cut away
at the corpse's neck using a sawing motion, finally severing the head from the
body and standing up with it.
0h, 3617m, 3297e, 1p, 16600en, 19261w ex-
A redcap slashes Zanketsuken with a thin razor, causing blood to spurt from the
wound, which he soaks up with his little cap.
0h, 3617m, 3297e, 1p, 16600en, 19261w ex-
Zanketsuken turns pallid and drops to the ground.
You have slain Zanketsuken.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Zanketsuken drops a moonhart leaf.

Actually, that's a simile.

0h, 3617m, 3297e, 1p, 16600en, 19261w ex-
Zanketsuken turns pallid and drops to the ground.
You have slain Zanketsuken.

You regen power, and kill people while dead. OP.

funny log though.