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by Charune

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Noola2007-06-26 22:21:36
QUOTE(Forren @ Jun 26 2007, 05:19 PM) 420781
The Portal of Fate flashes as Ubernoobage steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.


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That's just rediculous enough to be hilarious.
Arix2007-06-27 00:17:31
QUOTE
The Portal of Fate flashes as Ubernoobage steps through, now ready to begin a fresh life in Lusternia.


Soraka?

Also

(The Dark Carnival): Visaeris says, "If yrael was a female i'd so put my penis
in him."
Unknown2007-06-27 05:56:20
Maellio Oushi, the Blind says, "I see."
Unknown2007-06-27 06:16:18
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Jun 26 2007, 01:46 PM) 420647
Full health, no recklessness.

3054h, 4512m, 3297e, 10p, 14170en, 20649w ex-nightkiss kaervas

You grab Kaervas by the back of the neck and pull him forward into an embrace.
You press your lips against his neck and hungrily suck the lifeforce from him.
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
Kaervas's deadly, poisonous blood splashes across you, and you recoil in pain as
your skin hisses and melts.
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
Kaervas's deadly, poisonous blood splashes across you, and you recoil in pain as
your skin hisses and melts.
You gasp in horror as your organs fall messily to the ground with a wet squish
as the poisonous blood consumes you.
You have been slain by Kaervas.

Nerf.
I’m guessing that something with the double attack, cold+aphyxiation made that hurt you more…? unsure.gif

Also, did he have you allied or something, and did that stack unfavorably to make you take more damage from him? Otherwise what was this: The music here inspires you to greater heights.

@Kaervas: Doesn't matter if it's a battle situation or not imo, if you can kill them, you've killed them.
Unknown2007-06-27 07:06:24
What really happened to weevil infestation in Serenwilde...

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Jian points the tip of his athame at a young rat's heart and makes a sudden
stabbing motion. A glowing pentagram shoots from the tip of the athame and slams
into his chest, making him gasp in pain.
A young rat falls to his knees and blood gushes from his eyes, ears and nose. He gives one final gasp before falling faceward in death.
A young rat has been slain by Jian.
Jian leaves to the east.
A cloud of sparkling dust is thrown into the air as a tiny sprite suddenly
vanishes from view.
The mother trundles off to the east.

You say, "...odd."

You say, "Did they get rid of the weevil problem in Serenwilde?"

"Heh heh heh" Tervic chuckles.

Grand Inquisitor Tervic Aristata, Shifting Shield says, "It's a possibility."


You say, "A rare one."

Aural Tildarmin arrives from the south, heralded by the boisterous ringing of
his bell.

You say to Venilo, a mysterious sphinx, "Didn't I tell you to stop eating the
Serenwilde weevils? Shame on you!"

"Tsk, tsk," you say to Venilo, a mysterious sphinx as you waggle a finger at
him.

Inexplicably, a cohesive bubble of water meanders by, small floating drips
trailing after it.

You notice Laxinova's eyelids are beginning to droop.

Grand Inquisitor Tervic Aristata, Shifting Shield burps up what looks like a
weevil leg.

Jian arrives from the east.
A soft glow emanates from the east, and a moment later a tiny sprite emerges,
spiraling through the air in a graceful dance.
The mother trundles in from the east.

Jian leaves to the southeast.
A cloud of sparkling dust is thrown into the air as a tiny sprite suddenly
vanishes from view.
The mother trundles off to the southeast.

Tervic shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Grand Inquisitor Tervic Aristata, Shifting Shield says, "You saw nothing."

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Tenebrae2007-06-27 09:01:18
You wildly swing a colossal brutish hammer at Daedalion. You pound his left arm,
which becomes limp and falls to his side.
The blow continues into Daedalion's body, causing a sickening cracking and
mashing sound. A terrible rictus of pain twists his features for a moment,
vanishing suddenly as he falls, lifeless, to the ground.
You have slain Daedalion.
The song that Daedalion was performing fades away.
Defeated, Daedalion is cast out of the Arena.
**********************************************************
You have been victorious and leave the Arena in triumph!
**********************************************************
Grotto of Preparation.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A blackthorn sapling clings
tenaciously to the ground here. A black cauldron sits here in a pool of shadows.
Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling
the air.
You see a single exit leading east.
The Arena is once again open for combat.
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You have recovered balance on your left arm.
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You have recovered balance on your right arm.
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A somber gallery overlooking the Shadowvale.
A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting darkness all
around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. Lord
Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Key of Destiny is here. He wields the Ebony
Mandolin of Mahalla in his left hand and a batwing shaped shield in his right.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
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Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Key of Destiny says, "Thanks."
2668h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 12240en, 16080w exkb-'should have given you a crotamine vial tongue.gif
You stick out your tongue and say, "Should have given you a crotamine vial."
2668h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 12240en, 16080w exkb-'easier that way sad.gif
You frown and say, "Easier that way."
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Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Key of Destiny says, "That would of
worked."
Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and
then quickly solidifies as Ralek comes into view.
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Ralek rolls on the floor in front of Daedalion, laughing.
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A somber gallery overlooking the Shadowvale.
Offering a sweeping view of the entire arena, neat rows of thick tree trunks,
their surfaces worn to a smooth sheen, provide ample seating for those gathered
to observe the fray. Tall columns of intricately carved Ravenwood display
multiple poses of the mighty Crow, His watchful eye seeming to follow the
movement of the combatants. Clutched in the powerful talons of each foreboding
image are brightly burning torches, which provide enough light to illuminate
even the darkest of evenings. Despite the blazing flames, shadows cull silently
in the corners of the rooms, licking the edges of the walls with tendrils of the
deepest Night. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting
darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the
air. Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Key of Destiny is here. He wields
the Ebony Mandolin of Mahalla in his left hand and a batwing shaped shield in
his right. Apprentice Ralek is here. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand
and an Ouroborian greatshield in his right.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
2668h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 12240en, 16080w exkb-
Ralek rolls on the floor in front of Daedalion, laughing.
2668h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 12240en, 16080w exkb-
Ralek rolls on the floor in front of Daedalion, laughing.
2668h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 12240en, 16080w exkb-
Ralek rolls on the floor in front of Daedalion, laughing.
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Ralek rolls on the floor in front of Daedalion, laughing.
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Ralek rolls on the floor in front of Daedalion, laughing.
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Ralek subjects Daedalion to a merciless teasing.
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Ralek gives a pained sigh.
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You shake your head.
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Apprentice Ralek says, "Ok, im done."
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A somber gallery overlooking the Shadowvale.
Offering a sweeping view of the entire arena, neat rows of thick tree trunks,
their surfaces worn to a smooth sheen, provide ample seating for those gathered
to observe the fray. Tall columns of intricately carved Ravenwood display
multiple poses of the mighty Crow, His watchful eye seeming to follow the
movement of the combatants. Clutched in the powerful talons of each foreboding
image are brightly burning torches, which provide enough light to illuminate
even the darkest of evenings. Despite the blazing flames, shadows cull silently
in the corners of the rooms, licking the edges of the walls with tendrils of the
deepest Night. A hemlock sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting
darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the
air. Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Key of Destiny is here. He wields
the Ebony Mandolin of Mahalla in his left hand and a batwing shaped shield in
his right. Apprentice Ralek is here. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand
and an Ouroborian greatshield in his right.
You see exits leading southeast and west.
2668h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 12240en, 16080w exkb-
Daedalion cries aloud his rejection of divine grace.
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Ralek gives you a thumbs up.
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Apprentice Ralek says to you, "Good job."
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Daedalion weaves his hands towards Ralek and light erupts into fascinating
patterns that overwhelm his senses.
2668h, 3436m, 2668e, 10p, 12240en, 16080w exkb-'it's not what it seems
You say, "It's not what it seems."
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Tears fill Ralek's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.
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Daedalion weaves a glamour of radiant prismatic colours, dazzling Ralek with a
burst of emerald green iridescence and lustrous violet swirls.
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Ralek begins to jerk and shake violently, foaming at the mouth.
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Ralek eats kombu seaweed.
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Ralek has writhed free of his state of transfixation.
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Daedalion weaves a glamour of radiant prismatic colours, dazzling Ralek with a
burst of deep indigo whorls, lustrous violet swirls, and bright yellow flashes.
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Ralek eats kombu seaweed.
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Ralek takes a drink from an onyx vial.
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Ralek leaves to the west.
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Daedalion leaves to the west.
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Ralek arrives from the west.
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Daedalion arrives from the west.
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Ralek leaves to the southeast.
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Daedalion leaves to the southeast.
Yrael2007-06-27 13:05:18


Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering says, "I was singing."

You say, "Oh? Sing again, please."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering says, "I made up two songs for you."

You say, "Sounds better than the bloody hammer."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "Yraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaael."

Sweat flies from your brow as you continue forging raw materials into a crushing
long-spiked morning star.

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "You're sweaaaaattttty like a
piiiiiiiiig."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "The rats fear your wreeetttched
steeeeeeeeeeeench."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "And ruuun from hereee, both smalllll
and biiiiiiiiiiig."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings,
"Yraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel."


Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "Now that you are a ur'
guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard."


Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "You'll still have to deal with
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "And it will be
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard."


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Unknown2007-06-27 18:37:31
(Newbie): Caranthir says, "Why can't I get the gnome explorers to follow me?"

(Newbie): Skein says, "You may have to give him something that he's looking for
first."

(Newbie): Caranthir says, "Like a dead child of his?"
Noola2007-06-27 18:54:11
QUOTE(Yrael @ Jun 27 2007, 08:05 AM) 421060
Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering says, "I was singing."

You say, "Oh? Sing again, please."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering says, "I made up two songs for you."

You say, "Sounds better than the bloody hammer."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "Yraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaael."

Sweat flies from your brow as you continue forging raw materials into a crushing
long-spiked morning star.

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "You're sweaaaaattttty like a
piiiiiiiiig."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "The rats fear your wreeetttched
steeeeeeeeeeeench."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "And ruuun from hereee, both smalllll
and biiiiiiiiiiig."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings,
"Yraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel."
Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "Now that you are a ur'
guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard."
Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "You'll still have to deal with
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering sings, "And it will be
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard."
smirk.gif


laugh.gif

Escalia Xandul, Herald of Suffering rocks!
Shishi2007-06-27 18:56:29
QUOTE(Yrael @ Jun 27 2007, 06:05 AM) 421060
You say, "Sounds better than the bloody hammer."


sounds like you should have just listened to the hammer
Druken2007-06-27 20:32:10
You say, "You are, after all, linked to the Glomdoring. We breathe You in when
we walk through Your forest and care for You when we plant new trees."

Viravain ponders the situation.

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says, "So, Glomdoring likes to plant their seed in
Me?"


master.gif

Note- we need an "awkward" smiley.
Noola2007-06-27 20:35:08
QUOTE(Druken @ Jun 27 2007, 03:32 PM) 421180
You say, "You are, after all, linked to the Glomdoring. We breathe You in when
we walk through Your forest and care for You when we plant new trees."

Viravain ponders the situation.

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns says, "So, Glomdoring likes to plant their seed in
Me?"
master.gif

Note- we need an "awkward" smiley.



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Viravain rocks. Were you able to come up with anyting coherent after that? I'd like to think I'd be able, but it's entirely possible my laughter would prevent it.
Druken2007-06-27 20:38:14
QUOTE(Noola @ Jun 27 2007, 04:35 PM) 421181
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Viravain rocks. Were you able to come up with anyting coherent after that? I'd like to think I'd be able, but it's entirely possible my laughter would prevent it.


Yep, strangely enough. I'm familiar with being put on the spot. wink.gif



You smile and say, "Seeds from the Ravenwood so that the Wyrd may grow."

Viravain, Lady of the Thorns smiles impishly and says, "That's what I meant."

You nod your head affirmatively.





Ha. I win. biggrin.gif
Maelvin2007-06-27 20:39:40
QUOTE(Druken @ Jun 27 2007, 02:38 PM) 421182
Ha. I win. biggrin.gif


You always let the divine win. Those zaps hurt.
Laysus2007-06-27 23:28:18

Shayle: omg
Me: hm?
Shayle: your 3 has a POUND symbol

biggrin.gif Just made me laugh >.>
Hazar2007-06-28 01:07:55
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "He reminds me of a straighter Druken..."
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I missed that altogether.
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(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "We have a few notable differences."
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(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "But we're also similar."
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(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, ":O."
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(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "VEYDA!"
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(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "DO YOU HAVE AN ALT?"
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(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "...yes?"
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(Skeleton Hearth): Daem says, "Veyda's not allowed alts?"
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(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "ARE YOU PRINCE DRUKEN?!"
Arel2007-06-28 01:44:25
Spindle is spying on Elostian's bookbinders...

cartel bluecandle
Trademaster: Arel
Members: Spindle
Cartel Designs: 1
Public Designs: 1
NOTE: The number of cartel and public designs indicate how many of that type of
design may be submitted before the end of the Lusternia year.
Syntax:
CARTEL LIST - lists all designs outstanding
CARTEL SHOW - to view an oustanding design
Reiha2007-06-28 02:27:38
Message #6 Sent By: Nariah
"Didn't see a cube :/ you should chain it to yourself as the earliest recollection of you I have is you looking for your cube tongue.gif
Furien2007-06-28 02:42:33
(Bellator Societas): Yrael says, "Well :censor:. 06/28 01:31 "If you learn under a
truefavour, your lessons are automatically bumped higher based on the favour, so
what you are learning is not really learning to transcendent. We would advise
not to learn to trans under a truefavour effect. Thank you." Blow me, Fain.
>_<."
Reiha2007-06-28 02:44:52
QUOTE(Furien @ Jun 27 2007, 07:42 PM) 421305
(Bellator Societas): Yrael says, "Well censor.gif. 06/28 01:31 "If you learn under a
truefavour, your lessons are automatically bumped higher based on the favour, so
what you are learning is not really learning to transcendent. We would advise
not to learn to trans under a truefavour effect. Thank you." Blow me, Fain.
>_<."

Eh, but you don't get actually lose anything. It just looks misleading and is confusing. Ildaudid's done this.