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Ixion2007-06-28 02:57:15
** We apologize for the spikes of the lag beast. We are attempting to track down and slay the
monster. **


4.17 ROLEPLAYING POINTS

As you go about your business in Lusternia, you may get messages that your
character's strength of personality has decreased. This results from actions
that are considered poor roleplaying.

Using HONOURS on a player will show you what the strength of their personality
is considered to be. This information is found directly under their ranking,
and may say something like, "He is of acceptable character" or, "He is a
refreshingly credible character."

Having a poor rolepoint ranking will increase the amount of experience you
lose from various things, and decrease the amount you get from various things.
Having a good rolepoint ranking will do the opposite. Also, low rolepoints
will have the following ramifications:

Credible and below: No shouts or market channel privileges.
Dubious and below: No city or commune channel privileges.
Questionable and below: No guild channel privileges.

Type MORE to continue reading. (55% shown)
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Gaining rolepoints is generally a matter of simply being consistently in-role.


Some things that might lose you rolepoints
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Out-of-character shouts or news posts.
Abusing channels.
Breaking channel rules.
Taking on silly titles.
Acting without regard for the history of your character.
Using real world references of any kind.
If it doesn't exist in Lusternia, it's OOC.


Specifics
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Shouting using the word(s) lag or lagbeast. You can do better than that!
Mentioning real world musical groups, countries, political parties,
the internet, etc. in shouts or posts or on guild or city channels.
Mentioning ISSUES in shouts or posts or on guild or city channels.


** Lag beast should be slain! **


Epic fail
Unknown2007-06-28 02:57:19

** We apologize for the spikes of the lag beast. We are attempting to track down
and slay the monster. **



** Lag beast should be slain! **

Edit: Ninja'd.
Noola2007-06-28 02:59:19
Well, when lag is so disruptive and annoying, a little levity about it isn't so bad, is it?
Ixion2007-06-28 03:00:31
Ninja'd, and yes it is when it's at the expense of immersion.
Druken2007-06-28 03:01:06
narrow.

A straighter Druken? Smiling is flamboyant now?
Noola2007-06-28 03:02:58
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 27 2007, 10:00 PM) 421314
Ninja'd, and yes it is when it's at the expense of immersion.



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Looked like, from what I read so far from people complaining, the lag was bad enough to do that by itself. But I never expect announces to be IC so I guess it doesn't strike me as all that awful. That's just me though.
Ixion2007-06-28 03:04:58
Some similar announces make me drool, like world events tongue.gif
Yrael2007-06-28 03:19:20
QUOTE(Reiha @ Jun 28 2007, 12:44 PM) 421306
Eh, but you don't get actually lose anything. It just looks misleading and is confusing. Ildaudid's done this.


Not true, I've spent the 292 odd credits before learning and then got a "Sorry, yer screwed!" out of them when I went back to Mythical.

Druken2007-06-28 03:24:43
Carved from a single aslaran specimen, this beautiful rug is the colour of the deepest stygian night. The legs and arms of the donor are clearly visible, making up four smaller sections that jut out from the main body of the lush, black fur rug. A stubby tail makes up the fifth limb and a small silver tag is attached with the words "Donated by Yrael" embossed upon its exterior.


I so wish Artisans were that cool. :highfive V:
Acrune2007-06-28 03:51:09
QUOTE(Ixion @ Jun 27 2007, 11:00 PM) 421314
Ninja'd, and yes it is when it's at the expense of immersion.


And the lag itself doesn't already do that? rolleyes.gif
Arel2007-06-28 04:57:08
Using the ** around stuff is the Admin version of using ((OOCness goes in here)) when talking to someone in tells. tongue.gif
Unknown2007-06-28 05:17:35
Me: (Serenwilde): Please welcome Leonidas who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as a new commune member!
Trasse: Welcome to the Basin! Please read HELP MADNESS...This is Lusternia!
Amarysse2007-06-28 05:52:12
QUOTE(Druken @ Jun 27 2007, 10:24 PM) 421325
Carved from a single aslaran specimen, this beautiful rug is the colour of the deepest stygian night. The legs and arms of the donor are clearly visible, making up four smaller sections that jut out from the main body of the lush, black fur rug. A stubby tail makes up the fifth limb and a small silver tag is attached with the words "Donated by Yrael" embossed upon its exterior.
I so wish Artisans were that cool. :highfive V:


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I saw one like that in another IRE game. It was in a Divine "trophy room" in a temple. I think that's hilarious. It's so nice to see Yrael giving of himself so freely! wink.gif
Kharaen2007-06-28 10:56:26
QUOTE(Druken @ Jun 27 2007, 11:24 PM) 421325
Carved from a single aslaran specimen, this beautiful rug is the colour of the deepest stygian night. The legs and arms of the donor are clearly visible, making up four smaller sections that jut out from the main body of the lush, black fur rug. A stubby tail makes up the fifth limb and a small silver tag is attached with the words "Donated by Yrael" embossed upon its exterior.
I so wish Artisans were that cool. :highfive V:


Many moons ago I submitted an aslaran carpet, though that's sort of neater.

QUOTE
Perhaps the most distinguished feature of this carpet lies in its unique size and shape, consisting of the full length of a prone aslaran and sewn into a squashed outline of the feline creature. Scraggly tufts of sandy fur have been mended into the carpet's hemp mesh, seemingly not skinned from a beast but instead forcibly yanked free from a living specimen. This is evidenced by the tears in the fur's roots, as well as the poor condition of the acquired pelt. Golden claws tip each finger of the carpet's paws, each marred with splotches of dried blood, whilst a single leaf has been sewn over the aslaran's pride. Gleaming emeralds have been sewn into the aslaran's eyes, and an onyx button supplants the nose.
Yrael2007-06-28 12:24:41
QUOTE(Amarysse @ Jun 28 2007, 03:52 PM) 421351
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I saw one like that in another IRE game. It was in a Divine "trophy room" in a temple. I think that's hilarious. It's so nice to see Yrael giving of himself so freely! wink.gif


I hate you. I thought a Divine had decided that Kethuru eating me was a great idea for a moment there, and it turned out to be Viravain.

And then, when she took too long giving her scythe to Escalia to kill me (I kid you not, last time someone tried killing me with that, 1900 damage, from a MAGE), I decided to run to Fain's fulcrux and hope that'd protect me. It didn't.
Unknown2007-06-28 15:30:29
QUOTE(Hazar @ Jun 28 2007, 01:07 AM) 421265
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "He reminds me of a straighter Druken..."
3075h, 4425m, 4200e, 10p, 13150en, 21025w elrxk-
I missed that altogether.
3075h, 4425m, 4200e, 10p, 13150en, 21025w elrxk-
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "We have a few notable differences."
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(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "But we're also similar."
3075h, 4425m, 4200e, 10p, 13150en, 21025w elrxk-
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, ":O."
3075h, 4425m, 4200e, 10p, 13150en, 21025w elrxk-
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "VEYDA!"
3075h, 4425m, 4200e, 10p, 13150en, 21025w elrxk-
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "DO YOU HAVE AN ALT?"
3075h, 4425m, 4200e, 10p, 13150en, 21025w elrxk-
(Skeleton Hearth): You say, "...yes?"
3075h, 4425m, 4200e, 10p, 13150en, 21025w elrxk-
(Skeleton Hearth): Daem says, "Veyda's not allowed alts?"
3075h, 4425m, 4200e, 10p, 13150en, 21025w elrxk-
(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael says, "ARE YOU PRINCE DRUKEN?!"


Hm, I had no idea that was you.

I'll have to start making threats against you now!
Hazar2007-06-28 16:05:37
I await these new times with trepidation.
Unknown2007-06-28 16:17:07
Arkzrael is no longer allowed to have any sort of caffeinated beverage, including but not limited to coffee, Mt. Dew, Coke, coffee, red bull, Enviga, et cetera and so forth. tongue.gif
Reiha2007-06-28 19:10:09
Rasshid d'Sifal yells, "Lord Fain has given a contest for our greatest warriors of the glorious Engine. There shall be a mighty tournament in the name of Lord Fain, where the blood shall flow in His name. The final Grand Champion of this great tournament shall be granted His Divine Favour and be presented with a title worthy of a Grand Champion of Lord Fain's great tournament! The date for the tournament and the festival shall be announced soon."

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Amarysse2007-06-28 21:06:39
QUOTE(Yrael @ Jun 28 2007, 07:24 AM) 421382
I hate you. I thought a Divine had decided that Kethuru eating me was a great idea for a moment there, and it turned out to be Viravain.

And then, when she took too long giving her scythe to Escalia to kill me (I kid you not, last time someone tried killing me with that, 1900 damage, from a MAGE), I decided to run to Fain's fulcrux and hope that'd protect me. It didn't.


Well... At least it's a very pretty pelt, right? unsure.gif