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by Charune

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Bashara2007-06-28 22:25:58
A fold appears in the tapestry of fate, heralding the birth of a new year as the gods pen the next chapter into the neverending story that is Lusternia.

((A few minutes later))

The sky lightens and stars fade as Father Sun approaches the horizon in his
neverending quest to capture Mother Night.
-date
Today is the 25th of Roarkian, 180 years after the Coming of Estarra. The phase
of the moon is that of the Waning Crescent.

In your world it is Thursday, the 28th of June, in the year 2007.

(The Blood Pack): Hyrtakos (from the Astral Plane) says, "So... umm... did
Bashara jinx us and make a year go by in a day?"

(The Blood Pack): You say, "Yes, I did."

(The Blood Pack): Synl says, "He did."

(The Blood Pack): Pentu says, "Everyone's older."

(The Blood Pack): You say, "Buuwahahahahahahahah!"

(The Blood Pack): You say, "My machine worked!"

The wind whistles eerily through the branches overhead.

(The Blood Pack): You say, "Next year, everyone will jump ten years, then 100,
then 1000!!!!!!"

(The Blood Pack): Pentu says, "Ooh, I want to be a 1000 years old."


Happy new years beak.gif
Reiha2007-06-29 02:17:41
Yrael tells you, "Reiha! No! Leave a beautiful corpse, that I might molest it!"
Sarrasri2007-06-29 05:29:06
QUOTE
Ethereal's Last Doyen, Zenji, the Silver Watcher thrusts his hand out to you and
begs shamelessly.

Ethereal's Last Doyen, Zenji, the Silver Watcher explains his abject poverty,
and requests a little help from you.

Ethereal's Last Doyen, Zenji, the Silver Watcher , keeping up a non-stop patter,
wheedles you to give up your wordly goods to him in a dizzying display of
circuitous logic.


laugh.gif Quite needed after the fluster of catching up from 3 days of not being able to log on.
Unknown2007-06-29 08:37:52
That's awesome! biggrin.gif
Hazar2007-06-29 21:56:46
(Glomdoring): Tenebrae says, "People sleep when they are tired. Eat when their
hungry. Cry when they are sad. Scream when they are angry. I sleep with you
under my pillow, an ode to a good night. I eat you when I'm hungry, tasting your
skin so ravashing I cannot deny. I cry for you when I'm sad, sharing the pain
that you might have had. I shout your name when i'm in rage, fortunes aside
rose-red made. Gods..."

(Glomdoring): Tenebrae says, "Ack.. MISS!!!"
Unknown2007-06-30 01:31:16
QUOTE
Alianna takes a long draught of a frothing, ice-cold lager beer.
I knew it. So that's from whence she draws her strenght.

QUOTE
An open, grassy area.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A birch sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here.
Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living
totem. A very small milestone lies here, bearing the name 'Lendren'. A graceful
tree stands here, shaped vaguely like the form of a woman. This bottle dances
wildly upon its little glass legs, swinging its little glass arms wildly.


wub.gif Spiritsingers party.
Unknown2007-06-30 01:50:21
Pupil Krang says, "I'm wearing pants now! and I've learned my lesson no more kiling rats here."
Reiha2007-06-30 04:03:33
QUOTE(Greleag @ Jun 29 2007, 06:50 PM) 421728
Pupil Krang says, "I'm wearing pants now! and I've learned my lesson no more kiling rats here."

Soooooo cute! wub.gif I wanna adopt ninja.gif
Unknown2007-06-30 04:29:30
(Voices of the Lady): Viravain says, "Shamarah is clearly a woman."

(Voices of the Lady): Viravain says, "Perky breasts, winning personality,
murderous rage..."

(Voices of the Lady): Lisarel says, "Shamarah?"

(Voices of the Lady): Viravain says, "I jest."

(Voices of the Lady): You say, "Er... yes, m'Lady."
Shamarah2007-06-30 04:46:22
Breasts, huh?

Actually, speaking of breasts... navigating aetherspace and giving creative directions:

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "Its a sw little nipple exit."
(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "I like nipples."
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "This look more like a urinary tract tho, so
dont get yer hopes up."

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "This is the way."
(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "The tit!!"
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "When yer out go n."
(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "I SEE A TIT."
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid says, "Told ya more like a urinary tract."
Veonira2007-06-30 05:13:07
QUOTE(Reiha @ Jun 29 2007, 09:03 PM) 421751
Soooooo cute! wub.gif I wanna adopt ninja.gif


Yeah, right, he's cute, especially when he's begging people to cause him pain and make him bleed.
Shishi2007-06-30 05:33:36
QUOTE(Veonira @ Jun 29 2007, 10:13 PM) 421774
Yeah, right, he's cute, especially when he's begging people to cause him pain and make him bleed.

really? When I met him he begged me not to kill him... not that I was I going to in the first place
Bashara2007-06-30 21:02:13
gavrieltrill: Yay! Keep bashing up! I'm just aiming for supramortal right now. I won't have to eat dead things anymore.
Zwash13: I just don't want to have to sleep
Zwash13: dreams are annoying
gavrieltrill: Yea, they get that way. I noticed they added some new ones, though. Helps a bit with the variety.
Zwash13: meh
Zwash13: I still get Brennan every time
Zwash13: sometimes four times in a row
gavrieltrill: He must like you
gavrieltrill: I mostly get the one about a war between the waves, or whatever it is.
Zwash13: yeah, the one about the kelpies and sharks
gavrieltrill: Aaah, yea.
Zwash13: but yeah
Zwash13: I'm not a BT
Zwash13: I don't care about your stupid feather, Brennan
Zwash13: get your old, undead :censored: out of my dreams
gavrieltrill: Hehehe, indeed.
gavrieltrill: Brennan's like those old uncle sam posters. He wants -you- to be a BT and meld for your commune.
Zwash13: XD
Krellan2007-06-30 21:46:22
So I walked on to the N.S.C. Flying Fish

Captain Serarn, of the Flying Fish exclaims, "Argh! A pirate!"
Reiha2007-06-30 22:30:45
QUOTE(Krellan @ Jun 30 2007, 02:46 PM) 421842
Captain Serarn, of the Flying Fish exclaims, "Argh! A griefer!"

Fixed. ninja.gif

And you know I wub.gif you Krellan, even you're being a total butt.
Krellan2007-06-30 22:57:08
QUOTE(Reiha @ Jun 30 2007, 05:30 PM) 421858
Fixed. ninja.gif

And you know I wub.gif you Krellan, even you're being a total butt.


but I'm not a griefer...sad.gif
Arix2007-07-01 00:10:56
You attacked me for no damn reason the other day. I was just standing there, you came in, broke shield, moonbursted, and left.
Krellan2007-07-01 00:18:32
QUOTE(Arix @ Jun 30 2007, 07:10 PM) 421893
You attacked me for no damn reason the other day. I was just standing there, you came in, broke shield, moonbursted, and left.


you gusted inox. it wasn't no reason. and I let you live. i can't believe you're mad that I let you live.
Arix2007-07-01 01:06:00
I moved my reply to the LoR2 thread so as not to clog the quotes with my verbosity.
Bashara2007-07-01 03:59:20
During a raid by Seren on Etherglom:

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Klysmic has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Warlock Tael Talnara, the Lunar Tempest.

You say, "They're in our base."

You say, "Killin our dudes."

Daedalion rolls on the floor, laughing.

(Glomdoring): Klysmic (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I found them."

(Glomdoring): Daedalion says, "We saw."



I couldn't resist biggrin.gif