Quotes 3

by Charune

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Creslin2007-07-04 05:38:57
QUOTE
Flapping its skeletal wings, a bat circles around you and drops a letter in your
hands, then flies off with a shrill shriek.

read letter
You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dearest Creslin-

You will never see me, but I adore you as Terentia adores her sword.

-Shyly,
Your Candle

p letter
This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder,
with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
"rose18016" a bright yellow rose


Hrm... mellow.gif
Yeralih2007-07-04 05:40:31
Your burning adoration for Viravain, Lady of the Thorns swells up inside you, and you can contain it no longer.
You shout, "ALl hail Virava *hic* is, Lodyyy offf the khoorns,, whoo mhst be feageed, worsHippe *hic* d, andc addor *hic* nd! I am *hic* yoour eteeerna *hic* l and uhnwortcy setvlxt!"

Since it was pointed out to me that this involuntary embarrassment was likely to be quoted, I thought I would abuse myself rather than let someone else have the honor.
Unknown2007-07-04 05:46:51
QUOTE(Yeralih @ Jul 4 2007, 12:40 AM) 422705
Your burning adoration for Viravain, Lady of the Thorns swells up inside you, and you can contain it no longer.
You shout, "ALl hail Virava *hic* is, Lodyyy offf the khoorns,, whoo mhst be feageed, worsHippe *hic* d, andc addor *hic* nd! I am *hic* yoour eteeerna *hic* l and uhnwortcy setvlxt!"

Since it was pointed out to me that this involuntary embarrassment was likely to be quoted, I thought I would abuse myself rather than let someone else have the honor.


I've often thought Viravain wasn't feageed enough.
Verithrax2007-07-04 05:48:07
QUOTE(Yeralih @ Jul 4 2007, 02:40 AM) 422705
Your burning adoration for Viravain, Lady of the Thorns swells up inside you, and you can contain it no longer.
You shout, "ALl hail Virava *hic* is, Lodyyy offf the khoorns,, whoo mhst be feageed, worsHippe *hic* d, andc addor *hic* nd! I am *hic* yoour eteeerna *hic* l and uhnwortcy setvlxt!"

Since it was pointed out to me that this involuntary embarrassment was likely to be quoted, I thought I would abuse myself rather than let someone else have the honor.

Ah, the joy of taking away players' free will in irresistible ways with the purpose of humiliating their characters and making them want to stop playing for a while.
Arix2007-07-04 08:40:06
Yeah, shouldn't do that, t hey might suicide or something in a blaze of emo glory.















oh wait doh.gif
Arin2007-07-04 12:17:56
On Acrobatics, Contortion:

(Celest): You say, "You know, with this, I would be willing to get tied up all
month."

(Celest): You say, "Mis."

(Cantors): You say, "You know, with this, I would be willing to get tied up all
month."

(Celest): Wuylinfe says, "I'm sure you would enjoy that a lot."

(Celest): Elostian says, "What was that, Arin?"

(Celest): You say, "Just commenting on my newly learnt skill of contortion."

(Celest): Elostian says, "Of cooooourse, we believe you."

(Celest): You say, "I have nothing to say, but my intents on getting tied up is
honourable!"

(Celest): Elostian says, "That's the spirit, Arin, be sincere about your
fetishes."
Clise2007-07-04 15:05:11
QUOTE(Arin @ Jul 4 2007, 08:17 PM) 422754
On Acrobatics, Contortion:

(Celest): You say, "You know, with this, I would be willing to get tied up all
month."

(Celest): You say, "Mis."

(Cantors): You say, "You know, with this, I would be willing to get tied up all
month."

(Celest): Wuylinfe says, "I'm sure you would enjoy that a lot."

(Celest): Elostian says, "What was that, Arin?"

(Celest): You say, "Just commenting on my newly learnt skill of contortion."

(Celest): Elostian says, "Of cooooourse, we believe you."

(Celest): You say, "I have nothing to say, but my intents on getting tied up is
honourable!"

(Celest): Elostian says, "That's the spirit, Arin, be sincere about your
fetishes."


I make sure the Celestines keep their hanged man tarot away from you. smirk.gif
Arel2007-07-04 20:36:59
(Harbingers): You say, "The Blacktalon were once known as what guild?"

Elsiani tells you, "Ravenclaw!"

Nott tells you, "The Raven Circle."

Nott peers about herself unscrupulously.

You tell Elsiani, Weaver of Umbral Fates, "Psh!"

Nott, Whisper of the Wyrd says, "That question might through people off..."

You laughingly say, "It did."

Daedalion tells you, "Pansy bird watchers?"
Sarrasri2007-07-04 23:32:37
(Skeleton Hearth): Daem says, "I'm tempted to make my redcap start making me
bleed, turn off all triggers and be like, BLEED ME REDCAP, BLEED MEEE, and die."
Arix2007-07-05 00:37:27
Athine takes a firm grip on a piercing needle and quickly jabs it through
Zaffir's left eyebrow.

Sybl has bled to death.

I found the timing amusing
Shamarah2007-07-05 12:00:21
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Shamarah             Shadow Warden                                  On
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There is 1 Commune Member on this plane and 0 on other planes.
Creslin2007-07-05 12:16:35
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cwho
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Creslin              Duke                 Star Council              On
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Pentu2007-07-05 14:54:18
I got that earlier, too. sad.gif
Unknown2007-07-05 16:59:56
QUOTE(Sarrasri @ Jul 4 2007, 07:32 PM) 422873
(Skeleton Hearth): Daem says, "I'm tempted to make my redcap start making me
bleed, turn off all triggers and be like, BLEED ME REDCAP, BLEED MEEE, and die."


o.O What in the name of Lacostian is Shayle feeding those kids? Better yet, where can I get some? wub.gif
Unknown2007-07-05 17:00:42
QUOTE(Creslin @ Jul 4 2007, 01:38 AM) 422704
Hrm... mellow.gif

Awweee. That is too cute. giggle.gif
Hazar2007-07-05 20:35:32
QUOTE(Arel @ Jul 4 2007, 03:36 PM) 422819
(Harbingers): You say, "The Blacktalon were once known as what guild?"

Elsiani tells you, "Ravenclaw!"


I can't believe I never noticed that.

That's damn hilarious.
Viravain2007-07-05 21:29:50
QUOTE(Arel @ Jul 4 2007, 04:36 PM) 422819
(Harbingers): You say, "The Blacktalon were once known as what guild?"

Elsiani tells you, "Ravenclaw!"

Nott tells you, "The Raven Circle."

Nott peers about herself unscrupulously.

You tell Elsiani, Weaver of Umbral Fates, "Psh!"

Nott, Whisper of the Wyrd says, "That question might through people off..."

You laughingly say, "It did."

Daedalion tells you, "Pansy bird watchers?"

It took me a second to get that one and now I'm kicking myself for it since I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan. I was like "Ravenclaw...Ravenclaw...that sounds so familiar. Is that a Bookbinding Cartel?"
Arel2007-07-05 23:50:37
QUOTE(Viravain @ Jul 5 2007, 05:29 PM) 423118
It took me a second to get that one and now I'm kicking myself for it since I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan. I was like "Ravenclaw...Ravenclaw...that sounds so familiar. Is that a Bookbinding Cartel?"


wub.gif
Forren2007-07-06 01:28:24
QUOTE(Viravain @ Jul 5 2007, 05:29 PM) 423118
It took me a second to get that one and now I'm kicking myself for it since I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan. I was like "Ravenclaw...Ravenclaw...that sounds so familiar. Is that a Bookbinding Cartel?"


I should make a BT called Hufflepuff.
Acrune2007-07-06 01:32:19
Its probably already namebanned tongue.gif