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by Charune

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Unknown2007-07-06 04:02:12
"Ooh... oooh... oooooohhhh.h..hhhh" *CRACK* ":censor:, I think I just broke my pelvis."
Richter2007-07-06 06:03:23
(The Dark Carnival): Visaeris (from the Astral Plane) says, "I could literally have naked pictures of anyone in this game within 48 hours."
Unknown2007-07-06 13:05:04
QUOTE(Viravain @ Jul 5 2007, 09:29 PM) 423118
It took me a second to get that one and now I'm kicking myself for it since I'm a HUGE Harry Potter fan. I was like "Ravenclaw...Ravenclaw...that sounds so familiar. Is that a Bookbinding Cartel?"

Sadly, I didn't realise that till you said it. unsure.gif
Shishi2007-07-06 21:01:42
clan: Someone says, "Anyone aliveee?"
3509h, 4975m, 4720e, 4p, 14850en, 22596w elrxk-
clan switch 2
Your current clan will now be the 'clan' clan.
3509h, 4975m, 4720e, 4p, 14850en, 22602w elrxk-

clan: someone2 (from the Astral Plane) says, "No."
3509h, 4975m, 4720e, 4p, 14850en, 22602w elrxk-
clt nope
clan: You say, "Nope."
3509h, 4975m, 4720e, 5p, 14850en, 22616w elrxk-

Siven has committed ritual suicide.
3509h, 4975m, 4720e, 5p, 14850en, 22636w elrxk-


I love the timing
Ryleth2007-07-06 21:40:16
ord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Stygian Catalyst says, "Turn yells off."
2850h, 4200m, 4830e, 10p elrx-

You follow Talons of Crow, Pentu tzya Q'we'kar south to flowing into Serenwilde.
2850h, 4200m, 4830e, 10p elrx-

You follow Talons of Crow, Pentu tzya Q'we'kar south to Moon River through thick
trees.
2850h, 4200m, 4830e, 10p elrx-
yell off
You yell, "Off."
2850h, 4200m, 4830e, 10p elrx-

Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Stygian Catalyst says, "..."
2850h, 4200m, 4830e, 10p elrx-

unsure.gif Not my best moment....
Furien2007-07-06 21:42:58
I loved that raid. biggrin.gif

You enter from the Southwest, followed by an arseload of Defenders.

.5 seconds of wailing on raiders occurs.

With an intense look of concentration, Linwe releases a HUGE maze that swallows up Pentu.

Pentu leaves to the aether.
Daem, Daedalion, Veyda and Ryleth leave to the aether, follow Pentu. (Rofl! XD)

Sojiro moondances Shafts.

Ildis moondances Dark.

You wait.

Daedalion exits the maze and snorts spores.

Oops, you forgot to put up a monolith sigil!

Pentu2007-07-06 22:13:35
Also...

229h, 4720m, 5721e, 10p, 14803en, 22500w ekbp<>-

A reflection of Linwe blinks out of existence.
Linwe deftly traces the pattern of a vast, labyrinthine maze, too convoluted to
follow with your eye. Sweat drips down her brow as the maze bursts into vibrant
reality and vanishes, yet the powerful vortex left in its wake sucks you
violently into its depths.
Daem follows you ether.
Ryleth follows you ether.
Lost in an illusory maze.
There is a maelstrom of rainbow colours whipping violently around. Glowing
glyphs hang in the air here. You see exits leading north, northeast, east,
southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, in, and out.

Great timing. happy.gif
Unknown2007-07-06 22:36:01
Maze is never to be used in group combat. :/ Use RainbowMaelstrom if anything, and ColourSpray.
Aramel2007-07-07 00:21:31
Just now...

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "Hello, My
darling Ayridion! You are looking especially shiny this beautiful night."

A salubrious warmth ripples through your body as the hale voice of Ayridion
rings out, "Less so for your tenebrous shadows, Viravain. You would look
brighter in their absence!"

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "The shadows
serve their purpose, My sweet. Brightness is rather irrelevant as your flames
only fan the shadows that enshroud Me."

A salubrious warmth ripples through your body as the hale voice of Ayridion
rings out, "There is little beauty to your darkness, concealed so behind pitch
shadows unbroken; a wall You keep impenetrable."

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "That sounds poetic."

(Serenwilde): You say, "One might think they were... well."

(Serenwilde): Rask says, "So does poetry."

Effervescent whispers dance through your senses, filling your mind with the
soft, feathery voice of Viravain as Her voice carries on the winds, "You really
should visit Me more often. We could weave exquisite shadows together."

(Serenwilde): Ialie says, "TOO MUCH INFORMATION!"

(Serenwilde): Tael says, "Quite."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Agreed."

(Serenwilde): Rukan says, "Do gods even have naughty parts?"

(Serenwilde): Tael says, "..Er.."


:rofl:
Forren2007-07-07 01:06:39
QUOTE(Archer2 @ Jul 6 2007, 06:36 PM) 423524
Maze is never to be used in group combat. :/ Use RainbowMaelstrom if anything, and ColourSpray.


Disagree.
Unknown2007-07-07 02:06:55
(The Daughters of Attai): You say, "More rikachus please."
(The Daughters of Attai): Rika says, "Rika rika?"
Furien2007-07-07 05:24:18
(Celest): Please welcome Eatbabies who just stepped out of the Portal of Fate as
a new citizen!

(Celest): Eatbabies says, "SUFFER."

(Celest): Jasato says, "...."

(Celest): Monroe says, "Welcome Eatbabies, to New Celest, City of Lights!"

Page Eatbabies, of the Armies of Light (Male Human).

(Celest): You say, "You first."

(Celest): You say, "Monroe..."
Arix2007-07-07 05:27:29
I refer you to my post in Rants 2

also

(The Black Soil Conclave): Ralek says, "Penises."
Veonira2007-07-07 07:08:51
From a city post I wrote... >.< People from Achaea should get a giggle

QUOTE
The deadline for this contest will be the end of this year and all
submissions must be posted to the city news by Estach 1, year 181.
Viravain2007-07-07 11:42:17
QUOTE(Veonira @ Jul 7 2007, 03:08 AM) 423605
From a city post I wrote... >.< People from Achaea should get a giggle

I'm guessing that's a very very very fat and hungry month.
Veonira2007-07-07 16:06:54
laugh.gif @ Vira


(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "Well it seems last night you caught me spankin'
it. No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it. Now dry your tears, don't be so
sad. If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad."

(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "Err....ignore that."
Amarysse2007-07-07 16:46:39
QUOTE(Veonira @ Jul 7 2007, 11:06 AM) 423654
laugh.gif @ Vira
(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "Well it seems last night you caught me spankin'
it. No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it. Now dry your tears, don't be so
sad. If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad."

(Geomancers): Ixchilgal says, "Err....ignore that."


Stephen Lynch! laugh.gif Nice choice.
Unknown2007-07-07 23:23:34
(Serenwilde): Linwe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Would anyone like a door?"
(Serenwilde): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Can it be used as a weapon?"
(Serenwilde): Linwe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I suppose if you were creative, heh."
(Serenwilde): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Death through blunt force trauma via a doorway sounds..interesting. But I don't have a manse to keep it in, otherwise."
Diamondais2007-07-07 23:31:17
QUOTE(Xikue @ Jul 7 2007, 07:23 PM) 423726
(Serenwilde): Linwe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Would anyone like a door?"
(Serenwilde): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Can it be used as a weapon?"
(Serenwilde): Linwe (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I suppose if you were creative, heh."
(Serenwilde): Alianna (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Death through blunt force trauma via a doorway sounds..interesting. But I don't have a manse to keep it in, otherwise."

She lies, she actually does. She just never visits. sad.gif
Unknown2007-07-07 23:55:53
But you can always make her do your bidding Dylara. *hum*
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(Moondancers): Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Erm. How do I
actually swing the swing?"
(Moondancers): Sarrasri (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ask Lendren?"
(Moondancers): Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "All right, I've got
my answer."
(Moondancers): Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You don't."
(Moondancers): Aia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Heh, you can rock
(Moondancers): Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yeah... he said
it's sort of like an outdoor chair."

(Serenwilde): Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Which is a pity,
since I was really looking forward to careening into the pond and scaring all
the fish."
(Serenwilde): Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Er, mis."
(Moondancers): Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Gah."
(Moondancers): Aia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hahahahahaha."

(Moondancers): Aia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If you wanna scare the
fish, just go to Celest."
(Moondancers): Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The fish there
aren't pretty enough..."
(Moondancers): Aia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I could poke your eyes
out with my piercin' needle,then you won't notice?"
(Moondancers): Aramel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Er... no thanks?"
(Moondancers): Aia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Aww."
(Moondancers): Xiphoid (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Easier just to eat
faeleaf."
(Moondancers): Aia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "You take the fun outta
it..."