Quotes 3

by Charune

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Yevah2007-07-20 10:29:12
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A great gnarled willow.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. The
bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A giant,
white willow stands here, covered in runes. The symbols, which cover every inch
of the tree, seem to glow faintly red. The massive white roots that jut from the
ground and converge and stretch up several feet into the air in front of the
tree, forming a crude altar. Squatting in the shadows, a hideously mutated frog
wallows here. Crackling with blue lightning, the Handmaiden of Shakiniel hovers
in the air here.
You see exits leading northeast, southeast, southwest, and northwest.
3697h, 3934m, 3934e, 10p elrxkb-

look frog
Covered in mud and slime, this hideous frog is no bigger than the palm of a
hand. A single black eye sits squarely on the creature's head, swirling in its
socket. Hanging off its rear, an extra set of legs, completely useless, hang
limply.
A hideously mutated frog looks weak and feeble.


First thought, one of Noola's avatars?
Unknown2007-07-20 11:32:39
QUOTE(Yevah @ Jul 20 2007, 12:29 PM) 427241
First thought, one of Noola's avatars?

ooh, cool. Makes me wonder where it is, though.



And, just curious, is the plague gone?
Saran2007-07-20 12:29:14
(Seren Monk Committee): You say, "I'm making a motion that our gh be lit with glowbutt wax!!!"

(Seren Monk Committee): Aesyra (from the Aetherways) says, "Yay!"

(Seren Monk Committee): You say, "And Killable!!!"

(Seren Monk Committee): Aesyra (from the Aetherways) says, "Woot killable glow-butt wax!"

(Seren Monk Committee): Viravain says, "Yes, make your GH killable. GLOMDORING! Go kill the icky, sticky, glowing butt wax!"
Unknown2007-07-20 13:09:01
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(Market): Lendren says, "Artisan services and furniture made cheerfully. Now
with extra plague at no additional cost! CLANHELP MILKWEED."


He's such a nice person, giving you a discount on the extra item, I think. happy.gif
Ialie2007-07-20 13:25:21
Conversation on AIM

Ialie: The bubbling beneath the skin.. itching uncontrollably
Ialie: It does sound like you will be turning into something else
Ialie: Maybe some sort if hideous frog creature!
Ialie: Maybe they are releasing werefrogs!
Ialie: a meaner version of mugwumps
Ialie: YES!
Ialie: WERESALAMANDERS!
Ialie: WERENEWTS!
Ialie: NO
Ialie: No !
Ialie: F**ING WERETURTLES!
Ialie: WOOT!
Lendren: so they can go aethersurfing. Duuuuuude!
Lendren: and when the Ninjaka guild is opened...
Druken2007-07-20 13:31:21
Veyda had been on deathsight once already for it, so this sort of shocked me-

Veyda inclines his head politely to those around him.
An amazonian Avatar of Avechna exclaims, "Make him leave!"
Druid Veyda d'Illici, the Summer Storm says to you, "I'm waiting for her to
decide to kill me."
An amazonian Avatar of Avechna says, "There should be no witnesses to our love."
Veyda nods his head sagely.
You stare implacably at an amazonian Avatar of Avechna.
Veyda shrugs helplessly.

then

An amazonian Avatar of Avechna flirts wittily with you.
You wrinkle your nose and sniff.
Druid Veyda d'Illici, the Summer Storm says to an amazonian Avatar of Avechna,
"Fickle, fickle."

A short while later-

Veyda has been cut down by an amazonian Avatar of Avechna.


Pimpin' ain't easy?
Unknown2007-07-20 14:01:39
QUOTE(Fionn @ Jul 20 2007, 01:14 AM) 427109


OMG Celest is taking over! Damn those cities!
Diamondais2007-07-20 15:13:28
(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "Let's mock Dylara, Synl."

(Skeleton Hearth): Ashteru says, "HAHA, SICKO."


sad.gif crying.gif
Unknown2007-07-20 15:26:15
Don't be glum, go bite him! tongue.gif


Disclaimer: Neither Zenji nor I support the spread of infectious diseases.
Diamondais2007-07-20 15:28:42
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Jul 20 2007, 11:26 AM) 427279
Don't be glum, go bite him! tongue.gif
Disclaimer: Neither Zenji nor I support the spread of infectious diseases.

He's hiding in a manse I can't enter. sad.gif Or else I totally would.
Viravain2007-07-20 15:57:15
I have this urge to tell the sick mortals to "Bite Me" but I'm immune. *shuffle*
Diamondais2007-07-20 16:00:11
QUOTE(Viravain @ Jul 20 2007, 11:57 AM) 427287
I have this urge to tell the sick mortals to "Bite Me" but I'm immune. *shuffle*

I'd love to try. laugh.gif Really, I'd just like to infect one person. tongue.gif
Unknown2007-07-20 16:50:53
You recall that Balizar told you:
"Bitch did you just bite me."
Arix2007-07-20 16:58:59
I would have bitten you, Viravain, but you have access to Squibbles
Daganev2007-07-20 17:00:51
QUOTE(Vena @ Jul 20 2007, 04:32 AM) 427246
ooh, cool. Makes me wonder where it is, though.
And, just curious, is the plague gone?


plague won't be gone before midday saturday, like all good events smile.gif
Arix2007-07-20 17:01:24
the plague is transmitted by biting, ear sex, and corn chips
Vaera2007-07-20 18:05:32
QUOTE(Arix @ Jul 20 2007, 09:01 AM) 427303
the plague is transmitted by biting, ear sex, and corn chips



Noooo! My fritos!

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Forren2007-07-20 18:06:25
QUOTE(Vaera @ Jul 20 2007, 02:05 PM) 427309
Noooo! My fritos!

cry.gif


Zomg
Vaera2007-07-20 18:20:16
QUOTE(Forren @ Jul 20 2007, 10:06 AM) 427310
Zomg



I kill for fritos. And now they carry a plague...

My life is over.

bye.gif
Viravain2007-07-20 18:35:39
QUOTE(Vaera @ Jul 20 2007, 02:20 PM) 427313
I kill for fritos. And now they carry a plague...

My life is over.

bye.gif

My corn chips are immune to your plague. Sucks to have mortal corn chips! harhar1.gif