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Jasato2007-07-22 23:37:23
(Celest): You say, "**** Yeah!"
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(Celest): You say, "..."
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(Celest): Shiro says, "Language.."
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(Celest): Cleru says, "Eh?"
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(Celest): Barendur says, "Oi!"
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(Celest): Uiae says, "Umm."
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(Celest): You say, "Excuse the insanity."
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(Celestines): Aison says, "That was quite colorful."
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(Celest): Neraka says, "Obviously a misthought, moving along."
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(Celest): You say, "My mind seems to be abit...muddled."
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Shiro tells you, "What are you excited about?"
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(Celest): Haije says, "Someone just had a sexual epiphany."
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You tell Templar Shiro Aramanth, Knight of the Aegis, "Finally got the damned
"prize" that surtami gives for killing the Krokani."
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Hyperactive Myrkr Dekoven, the Mini Midwife says, "We should go up."
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Myrkr follows you up.
A warrior's room.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky.
Surtami, an aslaran warrior-woman, stands here proudly.
You see exits leading north and down.
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You roll on the floor, laughing.
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(): You say, "HOLY **** XD."
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Haije tells you, "What are you so happy about?"
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(): Myrkr says, "?"
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(): You say, "(Celest): You say, "**** Yeah!""
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(): You say, "XDDDDD."
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(): Vathael says, "Rofl."
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(): You say, "Son ***** XD."
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(): Myrkr says, "XD."


This...is what happens when you have a screwy sleep schedule..and can't type :/

This is also what I believe the start of the mischans...
Forren2007-07-22 23:42:42
QUOTE(jasato @ Jul 22 2007, 07:28 PM) 427749
And what's sad...is I've been doing stuff like this -all day-.....

CLT and CT are just one letter apart...sometimes...it's annoying, but leads to very funny things at the expense of one's dignity and respect... unsure.gif


I always use CLT, so no funny mischans for me.
Simimi2007-07-22 23:49:14
(6:46:04 PM) Daermon: What happened to the days when HP meant Hewlett-Packard?
(6:46:29 PM) Gwylifar: Went the same way as when it meant Horsepower and Hit Points.
Kharaen2007-07-22 23:59:10
That's a lot of cursing :/
Shamarah2007-07-23 02:06:45
Ashteru tells you, "My censor.gif ING SYSTEM IS A censor.gif ING PIECE OF BOILING censor.gif censor.gif ING
GOATS IN THE censor.gif ING MOUNTAINS, SO NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPAR."

sad.gif
Unknown2007-07-23 02:20:31
Voice of the Dark, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, Fist of Luciphage echoes,
"Congrats to Sybl and Ongaku on their new marriage!"


The Queen's Own Torturer, Ethelon a'Ishial Treeripper has stopped his own heart,
killing himself instantly.
Unknown2007-07-23 03:07:34
(The Dekoven Lineage): Raikogen (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ah so you
found a God to marry you guys."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Raikogen (from the Prime Material Plane) says,
"Congratulations."

(The Dekoven Lineage): You say, "Actually, we found Doman."

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Wow, two of these things in one night. Go me?
Ashteru2007-07-23 03:12:48
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Jul 23 2007, 02:06 AM) 427796
Ashteru tells you, "My censor.gif ING SYSTEM IS A censor.gif ING PIECE OF BOILING censor.gif censor.gif ING
GOATS IN THE censor.gif ING MOUNTAINS, SO NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPAR."

sad.gif

That came after I somehow managed to delete everything having to do with a) aeon, cool.gif fae and c) my own weapons. (Which I still don't get how I managed that, I just made a ht reboundtracker today. sad.gif )

So yeah, after deciding that zMud hates me...I decided to somehow acquire cMud and code my own system.
Arix2007-07-23 05:49:16
(Magnagora): Haiden says, "Whyyy do you buuiiild me up (Build me up) buuutercup, baby."

also

(The Aethercity of Deepnight): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "No, dear.
That would be called anal probing. We leave that to the Serenwilders or
Nihilists. I hear those demons can get kinky."
Unknown2007-07-23 12:46:02
QUOTE(Myrkr @ Jul 23 2007, 04:20 AM) 427804
Voice of the Dark, Kalas Malarious De'Unnero, Fist of Luciphage echoes,
"Congrats to Sybl and Ongaku on their new marriage!"

NOOO. I missed my parents wedding. Meh. Atleast I can get considered now.
Unknown2007-07-23 19:18:59
After a long conversation on the newbie channel where Rodney kept asking questions, and I kept answering them as best I could.
QUOTE
(Newbie): Rodney says, "Is there some way to delete my character?"

(Newbie): Rodney says, "Cause i'm done."

(Newbie): Spindle says, "Using SUICIDE causes the permanent deletion of a
character."

(Newbie): Rodney says, "Thanks."

Sevz tells you, "...you killed her.."

You tell Adherent of the Maiden, Sevz Hartfire, "I can't unenemy."

Sevz tells you, "But you talked her to death..."
I'm stuck between disbelief that even a new novice could be so unwilling to listen to advice, and thus was an alt with a grudge; and disbelief that I actually could have talked someone to death. unsure.gif
Unknown2007-07-23 19:45:43
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Jul 23 2007, 02:18 PM) 427927
After a long conversation on the newbie channel where Rodney kept asking questions, and I kept answering them as best I could.
I'm stuck between disbelief that even a new novice could be so unwilling to listen to advice, and thus was an alt with a grudge; and disbelief that I actually could have talked someone to death. unsure.gif


Wow...that's impressive!

I'm thinking of going to edit my post in the Top 20 thread to place you in my top list of fighters. Geb may be scary and all, but I don't think even he has ever permanently killed someone using only his words...
Inox2007-07-23 20:11:00
QUOTE
Kalodan has been cut down by an emaciated virgin.

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Kreeellaaann."

(Serenwilde): Krellan says, "You faiil."

(Serenwilde): Barrin says, "Kalo, weevils look good."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Tcht."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I transmigrate! Death has no hold on me!"

(Serenwilde): Dylara says, "We could change that."

(Serenwilde): Barrin says, "Yes but the virgins have a hold on you."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Well, what can I say."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Young pretty blood-soaked women just do it for me."

(Serenwilde): Barrin says, "Stud."

(Serenwilde): Lly says, "WHAT?!"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "In fact, they decided to kill me, so no other
virgin could have me."

(Serenwilde): Dylara says, "Too bad they kill you hm?"

(Serenwilde): Lly says, "Daaaaad! What did you get yourself into?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I suppose polygamy and my taste for jealous women
do not go well together."



Told you I would!
Unknown2007-07-23 23:27:21
Ambersia gives a handful of loti spores to Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan
Faechild, Hierophant of the Wildes.

Kalodan gives Ambersia the once-over, eyeing her suspiciously.

Ambersia rolls on the floor, laughing.

Adherent of the Maiden, Sevz Hartfire says, "I'll give them back, just can I
borrow those spores.."

The sound of pixies giggling tinkles from the branches above as tiny hands reach
out and grab a handful of loti spores.

Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Hierophant of the Wildes says, "I
almost heartstopped."

You blink.

Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Hierophant of the Wildes says, "But
then I noticed how many defenses I had up."

You say, "Don't heartstop. Go kill a baby instead."

Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Hierophant of the Wildes says, "And
decided it wasn't worth the power."

Kalodan looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

"Ok!" Kalodan exclaims.

Dancing Wind Blade Ambersia, Sage of the Skies says, "Anyway."

Dancing Wind Blade Ambersia, Sage of the Skies says, "Happy new year kalodan."

Adherent of the Maiden, Sevz Hartfire says, "He left?"

You say, "Oh nil."

You say, "I think he took my suggestion."

You thrust your palm towards your forehead and hit it with a resounding *smack*!

Ambersia rolls on the floor, laughing.

(Serenwilde): Sevz says, "Kalodan, Don't hurt the baby!"

(Serenwilde): Sevz says, "Stay away from the babies.."

-moments later-

The end of Kalodan's cudgel forms a knotty burl and he points it at a crying
baby. The burl pops and ruptures, shooting a barrage of splinters into his
flesh.
The final blow proves too much for a crying baby, who expires, pitifully.
A crying baby has been slain by Kalodan.

You blink.

Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"

You say, "KALODAN!"

Kalodan gives the corpse of a crying baby to you.

Alianna's eyes widen in disbelief as she shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Hierophant of the Wildes says, "Here ya are."

You say, "BABY KILLER!"

Ambersia rolls on the floor, laughing.

You blink.

Kalodan laughs out loud.

You say, "Oh well."

You say, "Nice. Breakfast."


I lol'd. <3 Kalodan.
Unknown2007-07-23 23:29:51
lol rp
Jasato2007-07-23 23:30:48
(): Daedalion says, "Tell Doman to give me my head back Lurin."
Unknown2007-07-23 23:57:16
QUOTE(blastron @ Jul 23 2007, 07:29 PM) 427981
lol rp
Yes rather good RP actually, Kalo hates Crow more then he loves babies; the baby is tied via dark ritual to crow. tongue.gif


After curing five people of Astral insanity, I had siphoned off enough to get myself up to neurotic, and tried to cure myself:
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3740h, 4940m, 3040e, 10p, 15200en, 23596w exk-cure me insanity

You concentrate on curing your own ailments.
You suddenly feel your touch with reality weaken.
You suddenly feel your touch with reality strengthen.

Would make a great Artisinal piece I think, siphoning insanity from you to yourself. It's like trying to push water up a hill, only to get splashed again by it. happy.gif
Unknown2007-07-24 00:57:23
That baby gets molested more than any other being in Lusternia, I think.

After all, Verithrax suicided so he doesn't count.
Creslin2007-07-24 01:02:22
In less than a minute:

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Myrkr has been beaten to a pulp by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Sheshraem has been crushed to death by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Kaillee has been beaten to a pulp by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Bea has been crushed to death by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Ambersia has been beaten to a pulp by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Sevz has been beaten to a pulp by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Kelshion has been beaten to a pulp by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Alita has been beaten to a pulp by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
4672h, 4998m, 4755e, 10p, 14170en, 23890w elrxk-

Alita's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
4672h, 4998m, 4755e, 10p, 14170en, 23890w elrxk-

Nessa has been beaten to a pulp by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
4672h, 4998m, 4755e, 10p, 14170en, 23890w elrxk-

Myrkr has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Dylara's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Ambersia's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Amavan has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Sheshraem's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Sevz's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Vaera's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Bea's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Iola has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Derian's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
4672h, 4998m, 4755e, 10p, 14170en, 23890w elrxk-

Vaera has been beaten to a pulp by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
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blink

You blink.
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(Celest): Elodres says, "Interesting."
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Derian's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Iola has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
Lydin's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of
Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
4672h, 4998m, 4755e, 10p, 14170en, 23890w elrxk-

Sarrasri has been crushed to death by Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
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Kalodan has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
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Asmodea has been cut down by Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
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Sarrasri has been crushed to death by Warden Ashteru d'Illici.
You see the death occur at dark forest of tantalizing and terrible whispers.
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Asmodea's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of a Daughter of Night.
You see the death occur at confusing and illusory forest surrounding pine trees.
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Derek has been frozen to death by a Daughter of Shadow.
You see the death occur at dark forest of tantalizing and terrible whispers.
4672h, 4998m, 4755e, 10p, 14170en, 23890w elrxk-

Xaqari has been slaughtered by the awesome might of a Daughter of Shadow.
You see the death occur at dark forest of tantalizing and terrible whispers.
4672h, 4998m, 4755e, 10p, 14170en, 23890w elrxk-

Derek has been crushed to death by Warden Ashteru d'Illici.
You see the death occur at avenue of jagged trees and darkness.
4672h, 4998m, 4755e, 10p, 14170en, 23890w elrxk-

Xaqari has been torn to shreds by a Daughter of Shadow.
You see the death occur at angular pathways through clawed fir trees.
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Sojiro has been torn to shreds by a dark nighthag.
You see the death occur at the resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.
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Sojiro has been crushed to death by a shadowlord widowrider.
You see the death occur at the resonating centre of Glomdoring's black heart.
4672h, 4998m, 4755e, 10p, 14170en, 23890w elrxk-
Kharaen2007-07-24 01:03:05
ninja.gif 'd by Creslin.