(House of Shadows): Veyda says, "Nothing matters but Pie!"

(House of Shadows): Veyda says, "Glory be to Pie!"

(House of Shadows): Veyda says, "Glory be to Pie!"

(House of Shadows): Veyda says, "Glory be to Pie!"

(House of Shadows): Veyda says, "Glory be to Pie!"

*On the way to Avechna's Peak to the pipe shop *

Xoxo says, "I bought one for a credits just now."

Xoxo says, "One credit, rather."

You say, "The next thing you should get is is this."

You pet a changeling cameo ingratiatingly.

You crease your brow in a frown.

Xoxo says, "To become a changeling?"

You say, "You can't buy an artifact pipe from anywhere but the shope."

You nod your head emphatically.

Parlor of Paradoxical Packs and Peculiar Pipes.
Superimposed over this location, an ethereal forest reaches up to the sky. A
painting of Avarath is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. You see a sign here
instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is for sale.
You see a single exit leading west.
3654h, 3608m, 3420e, 10p, 17162en, 18340w ex-

Proprietor: Trader Bob.
--------(Item)-------(Description)----------------------------(Stock)-(Price)-

pipe39908 : a floral pipe 6 50cr
pipe40109 : an elephantine pipe 6 50cr
pipe40746 : a serpentine pipe 6 50cr
pipe42855 : a glimmering ivory pipe 6 50cr
pipe68473 : a splintered bone pipe 6 50cr
pipe71521 : a lunar pipe 6 50cr
pipe75294 : an oceanic pipe 6 50cr
pipe82942 : a forestal pipe 6 50cr
pipe85560 : a rune-covered pipe 6 50cr

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "Here they are."

Xoxo says, "I have one."

You say, "I got my pipes from here."

You crease your brow in a frown.

You say, "Pipes cost 50 credits."

Xoxo says, "Is that what you payed?"

You say, "Let me see this pipe of yours."

Xoxo takes a simple oaken pipe from a snowy pack frosted with silver snowflakes.

Xoxo takes a simple oaken pipe from a snowy pack frosted with silver snowflakes.

Xoxo takes a simple oaken pipe from a snowy pack frosted with silver snowflakes.

You crease your brow in a frown.

Xoxo puts a simple oaken pipe into a snowy pack frosted with silver snowflakes.

Xoxo puts a simple oaken pipe into a snowy pack frosted with silver snowflakes.

Xoxo puts a simple oaken pipe into a snowy pack frosted with silver snowflakes.

You say, "Those are normal arts pipes."

Xoxo says, "I know."

Xoxo says, "Hold on."

You say, "The crappiest of the crap."

Xoxo says, "I know."

Xoxo says, "I had it."

Xoxo says, "Just a moment ago."

Xoxo says, "What the nil.."

You shake your head.

You say, "The pipe returned to its true owner."

Xoxo says, "Oh my gosh."

Xoxo says, "I forgot."

You say, "That's the thing with artifacts, they aren't transferable."

Xoxo says, "I didnt know they could do that."

Xoxo says, "So I got jipped."

You nod your head sagely.

Xoxo says, "Great."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Don't be a Xoxo, don't "buy" artifacts from other
people. The best you can do is rent them for a day."

Xoxo says, "Lost a credit."

Xoxo says, "What the hell."

Xoxo says, "Make an idiot out of me on the aether then.."

Xoxo says, "Jerk.."

You say, "Teaching a lesson."

Xoxo says, "Not everyone has to know how dumb I am."

Xoxo says, "You dont see people get jipped like that often."

You say, "Sure you do."

Xoxo says, "Because no novice would want a Artie pipe."

You say, "I've seen it anyways."

You say, "That's why I'm an honest merchant with decent prices."

Xoxo says, "They probably wouldnt know what it is, but if they do. They probably

You say, "Anyways, artifact pipes are the first artifact you'll want to buy."

Xoxo says, "But since you have to make a spectable of my stupidity."

You say, "They come in lots of different types as well."

Xoxo says, "No one ever gets jipped... but I... I always get made a fool up."

Xoxo says, "Of, rather."

Xoxo says, "Thanks."

You say, "Karma dude."

You pet Xoxo ingratiatingly.

Xoxo tells you, "I don't know what the hell you mean by karma. You make no
sense. But thanks for everything you jerk."

You tell Xoxo, "Not only am I rich, I'm knowledgable."

Xoxo tells you, "Thats random and gaudy.."

Xoxo tells you, "As if everyone in the commune couldnt be more arrogant."

You tell Xoxo, "Hrm, I designed the stuff I wear myself. It's far from gaudy, hah."

Xoxo tells you, "Good, your a designer and a jerk. Congratulations."

You tell Xoxo, "I agree. And I am arrogant, with good cause."

Xoxo tells you, "Yeah, well there is enough arrogance in the commune to go
around. I don't need anymore haughty remarks banging in my head so stop talking
to me unless you are willing to share the wealth you so greedily amass."

You tell Xoxo, "I shared with you the wealth of knowledge, which you seemed to
be sorely lacking. I provide for people's needs all the time!"

Xoxo tells you, "Unlike you, I can't afford OOC credits, so I bash nonstop and
buy credits in game. No one in the commune has respect for me, in fact many
dislike me very much. I get no respect for many reasons and one of them being
that I am weak. People do not respect someone who is weak. I am actually circle
74, but I am a tenth the size of many novices. I changed guilds as well so I am
naturally weaker than everyone else. So when I get jipped, and then made a
spectacle of for people to respect me even less, I tend to dislike it."

Xoxo tells you, "Thats because its expected of me."

Smiling happily, a faeling flutters out to the southeast.

Xoxo tells you, "There is only need to comment on the first blunder I make,
which was long ago."

Xoxo tells you, "After that, its old news. Xoxo is dumb and weak."

Xoxo tells you, "Screw you."

You tell Xoxo, "You blundered just now."

Xoxo tells you, "I entered in the art contest as well."

Xoxo tells you, "But I seriously DOUBT anyone will pay my art any mind."

You tell Xoxo, "Good art comes from the artist's confidence."

Xoxo tells you, "Because once again I do not measure up to the big Kharaen."

You tell Xoxo, "If you lack confidence, your art will suck."

Xoxo tells you, "Thanks for that. I need that."

Xoxo tells you, "You havent even seen my art."

Xoxo tells you, "I hope you lose. Over and over."

Xoxo tells you, "I had four goals this lusternian year. I wanted to achieve
circle 80, I wanted to win combat rankings, I wanted to get an artifact, and I
wanted to win some credits with my art. I will achieve none of those."

You tell Xoxo, "Again, lack of confidence equates no goals completed."

You tell Xoxo, "All the best combatants think they're top dog after all, and
their :censor: shines like gold."

Xoxo tells you, "Daedalion stole my combat rank by sparring novices like Shan
and Ahnn while all my spars were versus people stronger than I. He also put out
a bounty for me and people have been hunting me down all year. I lose so much
experience I will never make it to 80. No artie thanks to my stupidity which you
so willingly make obvious, I only hope that your art get beat by mine."

Xoxo tells you, "All the best combatants win or buy credits OOCly."

You tell Xoxo, "Pfft."

Xoxo tells you, "Don't give me your philisophical bullcrap."

You tell Xoxo, "I sense much angst in you, I do."

Xoxo tells you, "If I transed 8 skills, I would insta kill you too! Mindfire and
deathtouch for the win."

You tell Xoxo, "I'm multi trans and I suck at fighting."


Xoxo tells you, "So.. what the hell are you good at? Buying useless arties with
credits barely won in art contests?"

You tell Xoxo, "Tch. I'm the realms top designer."

You tell Xoxo, "And sides, pipes and cameo are the most amazing artifacts. Pipes
cause they're so cheap and useful, and cameo because it simply rocks."

Xoxo tells you, "Top insulter maybe. You don't impress me one bit. You are alike
to the rest of my communemates. Using my inadequacies to gain
self-rightousness."

You tell Xoxo, "-blink- But, you're the most inadequate guy I know ."

Xoxo tells you, "Aye, and you will die by my hand one day. Is that funny, now?"

Xoxo tells you, "I bet youll laugh when I make you pray to the fates."

You tell Xoxo, "I doubt I'd die to you. I may suck at fighting, but I'm not
helpless against novices."

Xoxo tells you, "I didn't say I was a novice or even would be when I kill you."

You tell Xoxo, "You'll always be a novice in my eyes, love."

Xoxo tells you, "Im a mentor to novices.. I help novices.. in fact I probably am
one of the ton novice helpers in my guild. Yet I don't even get respect out of
that. Nejii's bias toward me due to past experiences leaves him saying 'we
already have enough undersecs'"

You tell Xoxo, "Nejii's pretty awesome. Best Seneschal in my lifetime."

Xoxo tells you, "Hahaha you want to know what I just told nejii? Was a mis."

Xoxo tells you, "Well you tell your awesome friend Nejii he needs to get to work
on the scrolls for Shofangi soon, cause GR3's have no advancements. He can't
fulfill his own duty, and even picks bad undersecs. Lly, Aanark, and maybe even
AMBERSIA soon!"

Xoxo tells you, "Nejii tells you, "Nice.""

You tell Xoxo, "HAHAHA."

Xoxo tells you, "Do I care? No. Its funny cause you know when things couldn't
get worse, you know they will get better. And when I get strong, I swear i'll
kill you."

Xoxo tells you, "Call me inadequate all you want."

You tell Xoxo, "You're so far from humble, that it's hilarious."

Xoxo tells you, "Yet Vaera manages to get Secretary, and GR5."

Xoxo tells you, "Thanks to buying credits and being respected."

You tell Xoxo, "Vaera's a hard worker. Amazing person."

You tell Xoxo, "You're a sulky twat that complains a lot."

Xoxo tells you, "Your so arrogant, you even accept it."

You tell Xoxo, "I already told you I was arrogant."

You tell Xoxo, "Oh right, I accepted it."

Xoxo tells you, ".. and dumb too."

You tell Xoxo, "What can I say, I'm honest."

You tell Xoxo, "Says the chump that bought an artifact pipe for a credit."

Xoxo tells you, "Says the arsehole who announced it on city Aether."

You tell Xoxo, "Yeah, that was fun. Even if no one noticed. I'm a sad panda."

Xoxo tells you, "No, your unfulfilled. You can buy all the crap you want but
youll still want more."

Xoxo tells you, "Me, Im done after this month. I think I will quit the commune
and join Mag after I pay off my dues. You could guess that I am enemied to every
city and almost every guild."

You tell Xoxo, "I admit, this is true. I'd like Attai to be a place where you
can have anything you want at your fingertips."

Xoxo tells you, "I think im going to cut your fingertips off.."

Xoxo tells you, "Thats what I want.."

Lly, Aanark, and maybe even AMBERSIA soon!

You tell Xoxo, "You're a sulky twat that complains a lot."

Xoxo tells you, "Well you tell your awesome friend Nejii he needs to get to work
on the scrolls for Shofangi soon, cause GR3's have no advancements. He can't
fulfill his own duty, and even picks bad undersecs. Lly, Aanark, and maybe even
AMBERSIA soon!"

Xoxo tells you, "Nejii tells you, "Nice.""

Diamante has committed ritual suicide.

The Moonhart Mother Tree suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Laysus steps
through.

Laysus looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Heir of Ellindel, Laysus L'Eternae, Bearer of the Silver Chalice says to you,
"I'm not here."

Laysus taps his nose knowingly.

You blink.

Blinking perplexedly, you emit a confused "Wha?"

Heir of Ellindel, Laysus L'Eternae, Bearer of the Silver Chalice says, "Good,
we're agreed then."

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Laysus places his hands on the Moonhart Mother Tree and disappears in a fountain
of pulsating energy.

This is a long, but amusing post. Well, I found it amusing.
Hee, you guys will be getting this awesome persona in your city Mag. You should be thanking me!

IE, the worst thing you can do with Kharaen is argue with her. She loves arguing. It only amuses her and frustrates the other person. It's not like she's always get death threats on a regular basis by more competent killers >.>

Hmm...think Sarrasri/Nejii/Aesyra/Alianna/whoever else will just look the other way if I kill Xoxo a few times?

Hmm...think Sarrasri/Nejii/Aesira/Alianna/whoever else will just look the other way if I kill Xoxo a few times?

Yeah, deathsight today made me go "Wha?" a lot too.

Edit: Also, Mag has the death penalty, right? Which would be just the thing in some situations.

(Moondust): Tonym says, "Hello i've made it to the moonshine tower."

I want some moonshine, too.