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by Charune

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Richter2007-07-26 01:24:05
This kid wanted into Deepnight, so I made up some BS quiz, and was going to let him in after he failed it. I asked him things like, what large merchant organization calls Deepnight home, what's the title of the leader of Deepnight, and what's the alglontherine's name (which I've told no one ICly). Then he had to leave. I log in today:

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#831 Zaffir: 07/25 03:30 "Forgive me. It was urgent that I had to leave. About
that quiz...You can't expect me to automatically know everything. Some of the
questions I wasn't even sure what you were asking or where to look for the
answer. hmmm but I think I know the answer to the last one you asked. The
Shanthine Aetherfleet? And when you asked about what was the biggest...supplier
to Deepnight, and mentioned looking at your honors, well you are in too many
Cartel's...but if I could guess The Merchant's Guild? At least I am trying.
Being Lucidian does not automatically make me knowledgeable of everything, just
that I have an affinity for learning and studying things. I want to always do my
best, so that even if I do not succede, at least I have no regrets, and I learn
what I should do to be better next time."
#832 Zaffir: 07/25 03:34 "Ooo wow I like the website. That explains a lot. I'll
study there and try again at the quiz. Ok?"
#833 Zaffir: 07/25 03:36 "The Stroke of Luck is Deepnight's aethership. is that
what you were asking?"


Roffle. At least he got a single answer right.
Jasato2007-07-26 02:45:38
Forren enters from the down, emanating an aura of immense power.

Verdis says, "Anyone i lick is mine!"

Verdis licks Ahnn.

Forren peers at Verdis unscrupulously.

You chuckle long and heartily.

Verdis purses his lips at Forren, looking for a kiss.

You reach over and ruffle Verdis's hair fondly.

Ahnn thrusts her palm towards her forehead and hits it with a resounding
*smack*!

Verdis purses his lips at Forren, looking for a kiss.

Avatar of the Even Blade, Forren Glacielle, Chosen of Justice says, "Stupidity at its finest."



I couldn't help but laugh....harsh...but funny
Shamarah2007-07-26 02:51:38
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jul 25 2007, 09:11 PM) 428610
I vote "penguins"


I suggest "lolruses".

Forren2007-07-26 03:31:26

Ambersia has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Sevz's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Lly's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Sheshraem has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Mejhura has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Vaera's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
6960h, 7599m, 6600e, 10p, 27900en, 30900w esSilrxk<>-|FREE|On!|/-23:30:37.906-/|
Ambersia has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Kelshion has fallen to the magical prowess of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Amavan has fallen to the magical prowess of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Lavina has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Sevz has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Xiel has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Eamon has fallen to the magical prowess of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Sheshraem has fallen to the magical prowess of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
6960h, 7599m, 6600e, 10p, 27900en, 30900w esSilrxk<>-|FREE|On!|/-23:30:39.984-/|
Sarrasri has been destroyed by the mind of a Daughter of Night.
6960h, 7599m, 6600e, 10p, 27900en, 30900w esSilrxk<>-|FREE|On!|/-23:30:40.875-/|
(Bellator Societas): Thoros (from the Aetherways) says, "Rofl."
Unknown2007-07-26 03:58:20
You would think they world have learned the first time.

Kill you once, shame on them.
Kill you twice, shame on you.
Kill you thrice, go back to being a novice.
Krellan2007-07-26 05:06:19
pshh give them credit for going without me! It's a rare occasion when they're all so willing to die without me there.
Krellan2007-07-26 05:06:55
QUOTE(Forren @ Jul 25 2007, 10:31 PM) 428639
Ambersia has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Sevz's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Lly's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Sheshraem has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Mejhura has been destroyed by the mind of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
Vaera's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness.
6960h, 7599m, 6600e, 10p, 27900en, 30900w esSilrxk<>-|FREE|On!|/-23:30:37.906-/|
Ambersia has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Kelshion has fallen to the magical prowess of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Amavan has fallen to the magical prowess of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Lavina has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Sevz has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Xiel has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Eamon has fallen to the magical prowess of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
Sheshraem has fallen to the magical prowess of Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.
6960h, 7599m, 6600e, 10p, 27900en, 30900w esSilrxk<>-|FREE|On!|/-23:30:39.984-/|
Sarrasri has been destroyed by the mind of a Daughter of Night.
6960h, 7599m, 6600e, 10p, 27900en, 30900w esSilrxk<>-|FREE|On!|/-23:30:40.875-/|
(Bellator Societas): Thoros (from the Aetherways) says, "Rofl."


drunk.gif <---that's what I'd look like if I saw all that IC
Jasato2007-07-26 05:25:15
(Market): You say, "Ad 57. Family Jewels. Handle with care, like I do so
well..."

Kalodan tells you, "Any power stones?"

You tell Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Hierophant of the Wildes,
"Sadly, no."

Kalodan tells you, "Bastard!"

You tell Prince of the White Stag, Kalodan Faechild, Hierophant of the Wildes,
"Sometimes..."


I'm so loved sad.gif
Kharaen2007-07-26 06:04:28
I found this worth a chuckle:

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(Serenwilde): Sevz says, "..Moondancers in third place on TOPGUILDS ...I need to
go get rid of some aquamancers..."

(Serenwilde): Lly says, "Don't attack random aquamancers, Sevz."

(Serenwilde): Sevz says, "Fine, I'll attack the ones I know."
Reiha2007-07-26 06:16:54
QUOTE(Richter @ Jul 25 2007, 06:24 PM) 428611
This kid wanted into Deepnight, so I made up some BS quiz, and was going to let him in after he failed it. I asked him things like, what large merchant organization calls Deepnight home, what's the title of the leader of Deepnight, and what's the alglontherine's name (which I've told no one ICly). Then he had to leave. I log in today:
Roffle. At least he got a single answer right.

You've told me ICly, but I forgot it. I just remember it sounded real-worldish. And I only remember this because you kept on calling it by it's name, and I was like, "WTF are you talking about, are you going crazy again."

Do you remember our interactions at all? Do I mean anything to you? sad.gif
Arel2007-07-26 06:36:43
QUOTE
Arel says: should i make the harbingers rise up as my own personal militia and reveal to them the truth that glomdoring has been hiding from them?
Kalodan says: Yes.
Sojiro says: what's the truth
Arel says: not sure yet, i'll have to invent it
Arel says: suggestions?
Sojiro says: make it involve maeve somehow
Sojiro says: everyone flips when maeve's involved
Arel says: omg yeahhhhhh
Arel says: that could spawn at least 2 pages of rants
Sojiro says: also, say that daedalion is currently pregnant with fae babies
Sojiro says: just to get the rumor mill going
Rob says: what about daganev being kethuru?
Sojiro says: kethuru AND a verithrax alt
Arel says: ooooooooh nice
Sojiro says: then you make glomdoring a flag
Sojiro says: then you burn it the moment you get it
Sojiro says: in protest
Arel says: hahahahahahaha
Arel says: while weaving fireworks glamours
Sojiro says: yes
Sarrasri says: Don't forget to reveal Shayle as male too
Sarrasri says: And the real reason he's so nice to novices.
Sarrasri says: >.>
Kalodan says: LOL.
Kalodan says: And Xenthos is actually Kalodan.
Kalodan says: Cameoing in the Glomdoring.
Kalodan says: Intentionally :censor:ing censor.gif up.


QUOTE
Arel says: You have the following guild privileges:
GUILD STATUS
- Check the novice status of a guildmember.
GUILDTELL
- Send a message to all on-line guild members with the guild channel on.
GWHO
- List all guild members currently on-line.
GWHO FULL
- List all non-novice guild members currently on-line.
GMEMBERS
- List the active members of your guild.
DECLARE FREE OF
- Dissociates your guild from the city/commune it is affliated with.
NOTE: This command will also burn all org flags in your guild's position and autowrite an angry post that is instantly posted to Politics.


QUOTE
Pentu says: ...there is an ability like that?
Sojiro says: ...yeah...
Kalodan says: Yea.
Sarrasri says: Hee.
Sojiro says: that's amazing
Pentu says: wow
Kalodan says: I have it too.
Sojiro says: OMG POOKA IT
Sarrasri says: NO
Sarrasri says: DO IT WITHOUT POOKA
Arel says: i think visaeris envoyed it as non-forceable
Sojiro says: POOKA IT ON AREL AND HE CANT BE BLAMED
Sarrasri says: THEN GO CLAIMING SHAYLE POOKA'D YOU TO DO IT
Sarrasri says: SHE COULDN'T PROVE YOU WRONG
Sojrio says: YES>
Sarrasri says: POOKAS LEAVE NO TRACKS


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Arel says: haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mouse
Arel says: i'm glad you showed up for the declaring harbingers free of glom's opressive regime spectacle
Tervic says: oh?
Tervic says: what is this declare guild free of org thing
Tervic says: I want to use it
Tervic says: dude
Tervic says: I'm TOTALLY gonna make the Paladins free of Celest if I ever get GM
Sojiro says: let's get GM of our guilds and declare free
Sojiro says: then we can make our own commune/city
Sojiro says: A COMMUNITY
Arel says: yeahhhhhh
Sojiro says: like a commune/city mix
Arel says: ryan, you are brilliant
Sojiro says: we'll call ourselves
Tervic says: teh ubar
Sojiro says: ...hm, what's a name for a mishmash of ideologies and one big melting pot
Sojiro says: aha
Sojiro says: teh ubar america
Sojiro says: ...
Tervic says: the ur'mom
Arel says: hahahaha
Sojiro says: teh ubar ur'mom's america
Sojiro says: we'll get our own nexus
Tervic says: yus
Arel says: we would need to elect a CL and ruling council to set up our own opressive regime
Sojiro says: yes
Tervic says: I call princess!
Tervic says: keheh
Tervic says: I'm totally gonna get the mirror of genderbending


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Arel says: can i quote this and just edit out all the extremely bad, shameful parts?
Kalodan says: Plz do.
Arel says: like that i am in the same chatroom as kalodan?
Sojiro says: rofl
Sojiro says: i don't mind
Kalodan says: ....
Kalodan says: Ouch.
Arel says: just kidding kyle
Sojiro says: and least pentu's integrity will be conserved, since she is quiet
Rob says: i will be sure to add a little note that says LOL PENTU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS A REAL GUILD PRIV! WHAT A NOOB! EVERYONE SEND HER TELLS IN GAME TO TELL HER HOW NOOB SHE IS!!!!1!
Sojiro says: hahahah
Arel says: to make up for her lack of talking


Disclaimer: Daedalion is not pregnant with fae babies, Maeve is not involved, Xenthos is a Verithrax alt (not Daganev), Shayle is a really a female, and Pentu is really not a noob.

That being said, fear the revolution!
Tervic2007-07-26 06:43:04
QUOTE(Arel @ Jul 25 2007, 11:36 PM) 428681
Disclaimer: Daedalion is not pregnant with fae babies, Maeve is not involved, Xenthos is a Verithrax alt (not Daganev), Shayle is a really a female, and Pentu is really not a noob.

That being said, fear the revolution!


And I had my first period! tongue.gif
Arel2007-07-26 06:44:17
Fa'i pie!
Daganev2007-07-26 06:51:40
QUOTE(Arel @ Jul 25 2007, 11:36 PM) 428681
Disclaimer: Daedalion is not pregnant with fae babies, Maeve is not involved, Xenthos is a Verithrax alt (not Daganev), Shayle is a really a female, and Pentu is really not a noob.

That being said, fear the revolution!


*phew* hopefully they won't catch on to the fact that I'm not Kethuru, that would ruin ALL of my subtle plots in one swift blow. Subtle as a flail!
Richter2007-07-26 06:54:48
QUOTE(Reiha @ Jul 25 2007, 11:16 PM) 428676
You've told me ICly, but I forgot it. I just remember it sounded real-worldish. And I only remember this because you kept on calling it by it's name, and I was like, "WTF are you talking about, are you going crazy again."

Do you remember our interactions at all? Do I mean anything to you? sad.gif


It was Steve. smile.gif
Kharaen2007-07-26 07:35:41
Marina requested me to post this:

QUOTE
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "When he gives me that I'll consider the elfen
waiter thing."

(Daughters of Attai): Athine says, "Elfen water?"

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "Okay..Charune needs to get his timberwolf...
it's starting to scare me..."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Waiter sorry."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "He's naked wearing a leather loincloth."

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "Thats not naked, then."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Mostly naked."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "We could always ask
him to be."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Not that I would
mention something like that."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Oi."

(Daughters of Attai): Barrin says, "I can be the naked butler."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "....."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Haha."

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "... Can I gouge my eyes out now?"

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "I need more therapy
now."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "-rofl-."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Good god. Look at Mag
go."

(Daughters of Attai): Barrin says, "Wanna see 'em dangle?"

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "...."

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "I wanna see what scissors can do to them."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Lololol."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Someone please post
this."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Use a blunt spoon instead."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "You post it Marina."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "I made the last quotes post."

(Daughters of Attai): Barrin says, "Oit."

Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh god no. And lose my
mysterious and aloof demeanor?"

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "What about a spork? No one ever uses sporks.."

(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Fine, I'll do it."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "No no. Use a crotamine
drenched piece of wood."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "That's always a big
party favor."

(Daughters of Attai): Barrin says, "Nooooooooooooooooooooo."

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "Someone might need to hold him down.."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Nah. I'll just have
Venilo sit on him."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "He hasn't had a good
poop in years."

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, ".. you people have messed up pets..."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Don't blame me. He's
the one that always eats seagulls."

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "We have to keep Barrin alive to hear his
screams, you know."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "Aye. I'm a healer."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "I'll just heal his wounds again and again
and again."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "It'll be just like one of my family
reunions."

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "This clan is evil."
Jack2007-07-26 07:44:41
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jul 26 2007, 02:11 AM) 428610
I vote "penguins"

You have chosen... poorly.

Jitwix2007-07-26 10:07:38
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Jul 26 2007, 04:51 AM) 428628
I suggest "lolruses".


I suggest

badger.gif
Alodia2007-07-26 10:53:11
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Citizen Rank Position CT
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Alodia Earless City Minister On
Leira Earless City Aide On
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There are 2 Citizens on this plane and 0 on other planes.

Two girls in a big lonely city.... sad.gif
Unknown2007-07-26 11:37:11
(Moondust): You say, "Does it matter if we decide to kill finks or gnomes in Netwon Caverns?"
(Moondust): Gartinua says, "I preferred influencing them."
(Moondust): You say, "Influencing does seem..nicer yet..I feel a bit bad to be asking them for money."
(Moondust): Aramel says, "And killing them is nicer?"
(Moondust): Aramel says, "If it helps, you can beg, then kill."
(Moondust): Aramel says, "Double experience that way."
(Moondust): You say, "Oh..well that seems a bit shady....I think I'll go with begging them for money."

Nice answer happy.gif