QUOTE(Reiha @ Jul 27 2007, 09:27 PM) 429433
Acrune / Ixion slash fanfic would be interesting, if not disturbing 
.....
After finishing off the last cherub, Ixion smirks at his bloodhound suddenly turning around and seeing a feminine looking human with a mandolin by his side. With a quick motion, Acrune starts playing a soft melody.
"Just for you darling." Acrune says preparing his voice, adjusting it for a singing session.
The warrior clad in black armor jumps in and with a quick slash, Ixion cuts clean Acrune's mandolin in two pieces. This sends the feminine human to his knees and glares angrily at the warrior, holding two broadswords and with his dog growling.
"You bastard!" Acrune screams and his cheek turns red as Ixion slaps him. An angry glare comes out of the helmet and the warrior kneels in front of the bard.
"You are weak, Acrune, don't you get it? You are weak! The light is weak. Join the taint and your life shall be spared." A grim voice spoke from inside the helmet.
"Never! I will never join you" Acrune replies, half crying. Then a big gasp came from his lips as the hand that struck him was now throwing him, ripping most of his robes in the process.
"Then you will suffer, soldier." Said Ixion, chuckling.
The Bloodhound at his side knew what was going to happen. The warrior and the hound will have fun with the little Cantor. They always do. Ixion prepares himself removing his gauntlets and helm as he...
WAIT A SECOND DID I JUST STARTED A DOMINATRIX SLASH ABOUT IXION AND ACRUNE?!?!?!
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Jul 27 2007, 11:28 PM) 429456
The Bloodhound at his side knew what was going to happen. The warrior and the hound will have fun with the little Cantor. They always do. Ixion prepares himself removing his gauntlets and helm as he...
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QUOTE(Shou @ Jul 27 2007, 10:40 PM) 429460
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Trackers ALWAYS share the bounty with the hound
QUOTE(Corinthian)
Slash
3 out of 5 thrusting gay guys agree, Lusternia slash = yay
Killing myself smilie... I need a killing myself smilie...
QUOTE(Viravain @ Jul 27 2007, 02:56 AM) 429098
Those frogs are the reason I want firecrackers to show up in Lusternia:
PUT FIRECRACKER IN FROG
LIGHT FROG
RUN
PUT FIRECRACKER IN FROG
LIGHT FROG
RUN
Be my mommy? big sister would work too. We can blow things up together in the back yard and it will be awesomes!
*gets out his recipie book*
In other news:
Veyda says: DAMNIT
Veyda says: KEPHERA CAN'T CRY
Veyda says: QUICK
Veyda says: HOW CAN INSECTS BE EMO
Veyda says: I ALSO CAN'T CUT MYSELF
Veyda says: I'M CHITINOUS
Kalodan ays: LOL
Kalodan says: Pout?
Veyda says: emote sinks his mandibles low in an insectoid pout
Mouse says: they can smash their own arms
Mouse says: eat their own faces
Mouse says: dye their antannae black
Mouse says: :censor: they can't get piercings so well either can they
Mouse says: KEPHIES CANT BE EMO
Kalodan says: OMG.
Mouse says: that's why they're banned from glom!
Mouse says: not the forest burny
Kalodan says: NON-EMO RACE.
Mouse says: but cause they CANT BE EMO
Veyda says: KEPHERA
Mouse says: OMG
Veyda says: THE ANTI-EMO
Mouse says: NOWAI
I'm Mouse, by the way. Long story, that name.... mrh.
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Jul 27 2007, 08:28 PM) 429456
***hilarious stuff***
OMG OMG OMFG! I need to stop asking for these, my cheeks hurt from trying not to laugh at loud OMG!!!
QUOTE(Reiha @ Jul 28 2007, 01:25 AM) 429486
OMG OMG OMFG! I need to stop asking for these, my cheeks hurt from trying not to laugh at loud OMG!!!
QUOTE(Corinthian @ Jul 27 2007, 11:28 PM) 429456
"Never! I will never join you" Acrune replies, half crying.
You stole that from StarWars.
QUOTE
You have been slain by Rak'ia Arthar'rt.
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and
suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
You say, "Argh."
(Serenwilde): Eamon (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Aramel down."
Ciaran tells you, "Need a res?"
Ciaran tells you, "That is, good death... *cough*."
You tell Ciaran, Echo of the Wyrd, "Very nice."
As your soul leaves your body, the elixir vitae courses through your spirit and
suddenly bursts in a bright light, forming a new body around your soul.
You say, "Argh."
(Serenwilde): Eamon (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Aramel down."
Ciaran tells you, "Need a res?"
Ciaran tells you, "That is, good death... *cough*."
You tell Ciaran, Echo of the Wyrd, "Very nice."
Ah, the joys of being mistaken for other people.
Aww, Ciaran really does love us Serens. All that raiding he does is just a front
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jul 28 2007, 01:14 AM) 429483
Killing myself smilie... I need a killing myself smilie...
After me saying I'll extract the poisons from some corpses.. :
(Someone) tells you, "I don't care if you are a Demigod. You're a dork."
(Someone) tells you, "I asked for a poisonist three minutes ago."
- tell (Someone) that would be because I logged on less than 3 minutes ago. Reading thoughts or knowing what is being said before I am around is not yet one of my talents.
To whom do you wish to tell?
... and that's why monks are terribly UP. Could we please get mind reading powers?
(Someone) tells you, "I don't care if you are a Demigod. You're a dork."
(Someone) tells you, "I asked for a poisonist three minutes ago."
- tell (Someone) that would be because I logged on less than 3 minutes ago. Reading thoughts or knowing what is being said before I am around is not yet one of my talents.
To whom do you wish to tell?
... and that's why monks are terribly UP. Could we please get mind reading powers?
