Unknown2007-07-31 23:49:01
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Jul 30 2007, 10:34 PM) 430200
I still don't get what's funny about that.
That's because your head isn't in the gutter.
Unknown2007-08-01 03:30:14
(11:23:32 PM) Lowe: Dreams are caused by tiny doses of crack that your body makes to deal with life.
(11:23:38 PM) requiem: I think Elmo was in a high chair off to the side of the table.
(11:24:13 PM) requiem: Can I sell my dream/crack on the street?
(11:24:37 PM) Lowe: You could if you could extract it.
(11:24:59 PM) Lowe: That's why the pilgrims wanted to kill the native americans.
(11:25:11 PM) Lowe: They sold they're dream-catchers to the pilgrim children.
(11:23:38 PM) requiem: I think Elmo was in a high chair off to the side of the table.
(11:24:13 PM) requiem: Can I sell my dream/crack on the street?
(11:24:37 PM) Lowe: You could if you could extract it.
(11:24:59 PM) Lowe: That's why the pilgrims wanted to kill the native americans.
(11:25:11 PM) Lowe: They sold they're dream-catchers to the pilgrim children.
Unknown2007-08-01 03:31:21
(Daughters of Attai): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "So guy comes over and adjusted it."
(Daughters of Attai): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And now the tubes are no longer clogged."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "...."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "So he unclogged your tubes?"
Yay for quoting out of context!
(Daughters of Attai): Arix (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "And now the tubes are no longer clogged."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "...."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "So he unclogged your tubes?"
Yay for quoting out of context!
Arix2007-08-01 04:00:59
CONTEXT FTW
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "On the plus side, my internets are fixed."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Okay. I promise I'm
really off my soap box now."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Grats on the internet
Arix."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Apparently the signal ws too high."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Or some such."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Too high?"
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "On the modem."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "The network kicked it off."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "So guy comes over and adjusted it."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "And now the tubes are no longer clogged."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "...."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "So he unclogged your
tubes?"
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Apparently too much signal clogs the internet
tubes."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "On the plus side, my internets are fixed."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Okay. I promise I'm
really off my soap box now."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Grats on the internet
Arix."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Apparently the signal ws too high."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Or some such."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Too high?"
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "On the modem."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "The network kicked it off."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "So guy comes over and adjusted it."
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "And now the tubes are no longer clogged."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "...."
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "So he unclogged your
tubes?"
(Daughters of Attai): You say, "Apparently too much signal clogs the internet
tubes."
Tervic2007-08-01 06:40:47
QUOTE(Arix @ Jul 31 2007, 09:00 PM) 430451
CONTEXT FTW
(boring stuff nobody cares about)
(boring stuff nobody cares about)
Context FTL. And that is not meaning faster than light.
F'ai pie!
Aramel2007-08-01 10:39:07
I'm not sure whether this should go in Quotes or Lack of Rants, but...
Stop acting like eight-year-olds.
QUOTE
Druid Felix, Crow's Bane says, "I need a new title."
Druid Felix, Crow's Bane says, "Nightmare of The Crow."
Druid Felix, Crow's Bane says to you, "Can ya title?"
You say, "Yes."
Felix tells you, "Can ya title me Nightmare of The Crow, Felix , Pain of Hianatsu's Buttocks."
You tell Druid Felix, Crow's Bane, "..."
Felix thrusts his hand out to you and begs shamelessly.
You rub your temples in frustration.
Druid Felix, Crow's Bane says, "How about Druid Felix, Hiantsu's king."
You say, "Look, sod me if I'm going to title anyone "pain in the buttocks"."
Druid Felix, Crow's Bane says, "How about Pain of the Crow's Buttocks?"
You say, "...no."
Wind Sage Ambersia, Masked One says, "WYRD-SLAYER."
You say, "Gods."
You say, "Why am I stuck with a bunch of children?"
Sarrasri pats you in a friendly manner.
Felix tells you, "Can ya title me Nightmare of The Crow, Felix , Everyone's Cuddly bear."
You say, "Look, just think of something... less ridiculous."
You say, "And I really don't think Crow is having nightmares at present."
Druid Felix, Crow's Bane says, "Nightmare of The Crow."
Druid Felix, Crow's Bane says to you, "Can ya title?"
You say, "Yes."
Felix tells you, "Can ya title me Nightmare of The Crow, Felix , Pain of Hianatsu's Buttocks."
You tell Druid Felix, Crow's Bane, "..."
Felix thrusts his hand out to you and begs shamelessly.
You rub your temples in frustration.
Druid Felix, Crow's Bane says, "How about Druid Felix, Hiantsu's king."
You say, "Look, sod me if I'm going to title anyone "pain in the buttocks"."
Druid Felix, Crow's Bane says, "How about Pain of the Crow's Buttocks?"
You say, "...no."
Wind Sage Ambersia, Masked One says, "WYRD-SLAYER."
You say, "Gods."
You say, "Why am I stuck with a bunch of children?"
Sarrasri pats you in a friendly manner.
Felix tells you, "Can ya title me Nightmare of The Crow, Felix , Everyone's Cuddly bear."
You say, "Look, just think of something... less ridiculous."
You say, "And I really don't think Crow is having nightmares at present."
Stop acting like eight-year-olds.
Unknown2007-08-01 11:35:13
On a related note, if you ever find a Shofangi with a ridiculous title, do let me know.
Viravain2007-08-01 12:04:46
Nightmare of Crow hmm? Maybe I should introduce him TO Crow. I doubt he'd be more than a mosquito bite on Crow's buttocks while Crow was dreaming happy things.
Aramel2007-08-01 13:05:21
I did try to tell him it wasn't in good taste...
Though... mosquito bites can be pretty nasty. I've gotten 15 mosquito bites in as many minutes lying in my dormitory, and that made me miserable for the whole night.
Though... mosquito bites can be pretty nasty. I've gotten 15 mosquito bites in as many minutes lying in my dormitory, and that made me miserable for the whole night.
Shiri2007-08-01 13:06:08
I think American mosquitoes, like British mosquitoes, are a lot tamer than Mediterranean and Asian ones. Those things can get nasty.
Unknown2007-08-01 13:31:36
QUOTE(shadow @ Aug 1 2007, 06:35 AM) 430500
On a related note, if you ever find a Shofangi with a ridiculous title, do let me know.
You mean like mine?
It's fun when newbies don't know my name. Someone asked a few days ago how "Kalas" was a Magnagoran, if he was in the Shofangi.
Shiri2007-08-01 13:42:14
I like your title. Don't let Aesyra take it off you, it amuses me to have four completely random fantasy words sitting there in perfectly good context.
Gaetele2007-08-01 14:09:07
Sigira Kalas Derian Taisi
What the...
What the...
Aramel2007-08-01 14:24:15
The Taisi bit is a Shofangi title. I think Sigira is too, but I'm not sure.
Unknown2007-08-01 14:50:53
QUOTE(Gaetele @ Aug 1 2007, 09:09 AM) 430538
Sigira Kalas Derian Taisi
What the...
What the...
Sigira is my guildrank
Kalas is my family
Derian is my character's name
Taisi is the title for Shofangi secretaries.
I like random words all over, though, keeps everyone confused.
Unknown2007-08-01 18:10:17
Moonlight Apprentice, Bryan Sayeva says, "Food for pregnant people."
Bryan quickly ducks down, looking at Jackie in alarm.
Cappen Dekoven, Adherent of the Crone asks Bryan, "Are you pregnant?"
Bryan quickly ducks down, looking at Jackie in alarm.
Cappen Dekoven, Adherent of the Crone asks Bryan, "Are you pregnant?"
Arix2007-08-01 18:32:45
(Daughters of Attai): Sevz (from the Aetherways) says, "Well, Atleast I found
the explination of why I thought of Thoros' in a schoolgirl outfit...he is the
girl in a guy-guy relationship with Zaffir...and now Athine is going to kill
me..."
the explination of why I thought of Thoros' in a schoolgirl outfit...he is the
girl in a guy-guy relationship with Zaffir...and now Athine is going to kill
me..."
Xenthos2007-08-01 18:35:00
I'd expect Thoros to do that himself.
Unknown2007-08-01 20:41:00
QUOTE
Sigira is my guildrank
Kalas is my family
Derian is my character's name
Taisi is the title for Shofangi secretaries.
I like random words all over, though, keeps everyone confused.
Kalas is my family
Derian is my character's name
Taisi is the title for Shofangi secretaries.
I like random words all over, though, keeps everyone confused.
I thought titles that confuse the player name were a nono? Even though all of those names might be legit, how could a person who doesn't know you discern what your real name is? Besides systematically using honors on all of the words. You should change it!
Unknown2007-08-01 20:52:32
QUOTE(B_a_L_i @ Aug 1 2007, 03:41 PM) 430681
I thought titles that confuse the player name were a nono? Even though all of those names might be legit, how could a person who doesn't know you discern what your real name is? Besides systematically using honors on all of the words. You should change it!
You mean there may be people who don't know Derian?
Obviously if they don't already know me, they should be quickly driven away anyway, so it won't be an issue.