Quotes 3

by Charune

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Joli2006-10-28 01:26:34
QUOTE(Tekora @ Oct 27 2006, 08:24 PM) 347684

I'm also kind of dissappointed that Morgfyre doesn't refer to himself in the plural.


Him and Ixxy would have a nice time together. tongue.gif
Unknown2006-10-28 03:38:30
QUOTE(Tekora @ Oct 27 2006, 09:16 PM) 347679

Screaming in agony, the cacophonous voices of Morgfyre, the Legion, sweep across
the firmament, "The winner of this free-for-all will bear My favour and earn a
prize as well."
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Shaeden Falathrim, Student of the Red Tide shouts, "The prospect of bearing Your
favour alone is revolting enough to never participate in such an event."
2631h, 2676m, 3338e, 10p, 12055en, 14890w elrx-

Screaming in agony, the cacophonous voices of Morgfyre, the Legion, sweep across
the firmament, "Then bear My favour for the next five months, Shaeden."

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Reverse Psychology FTW?
It was obviously a disfavour Shaeden gained.
Ixion2006-10-28 03:47:23
The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "Hmm... what's this? It's quite hollow and makes a great deal of noise when I shake it."

Doman Silverias, Muse of the Sidereal shouts, "Sounds like a present to me."

You shout, "Hmm, Your skull?"

Nementh tells you, "Nice."

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of blue, crackling energy strikes your
mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your brain. Blue fire erupts through your eye
sockets and mouth as you die in unspeakable agony.
You have been slain by Lyreth.

You say, "Be back in a little."

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Unknown2006-10-28 03:56:52
QUOTE(Ixion @ Oct 27 2006, 10:47 PM) 347711

The deep, melodious voice of Lyreth carries to you on the winds, "Hmm... what's this? It's quite hollow and makes a great deal of noise when I shake it."

Doman Silverias, Muse of the Sidereal shouts, "Sounds like a present to me."

You shout, "Hmm, Your skull?"

Nementh tells you, "Nice."

A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of blue, crackling energy strikes your
mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your brain. Blue fire erupts through your eye
sockets and mouth as you die in unspeakable agony.
You have been slain by Lyreth.

You say, "Be back in a little."

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Tekora2006-10-28 03:58:11
Your moving signature makes my broken computer lag. I'm going to block pictures from the site it's hosted on.

Edit: Your avatar too.
Merkada2006-10-28 05:21:40
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Oct 27 2006, 09:38 PM) 347707

It was obviously a disfavour Shaeden gained.


It was a favour.
Noola2006-10-28 18:15:59
QUOTE(Merkada @ Oct 28 2006, 12:21 AM) 347736

It was a favour.



Ha! That IS funny.

Laysus2006-10-28 18:38:51
Little Sunshine, Zyanya L'Eternae says, "So this Charune is a nice Fella then?
Or do I have to scowl at Him?"
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Little Sunshine, Zyanya L'Eternae says, "Nobody bosses MY brother around."
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Zyanya growls menacingly.
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Gorky Hardbottom's voice reverberates, "I believe I am feelin' generous so I
will be givin' out a gift to the winner of this free for all. Ye have five
minutes to join!"
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-'he doesn't boss me

You say, "He doesn't boss me."
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-
A FREE-FOR-ALL has just been initialised in the Klangratch Tournies.
- JOIN FREEFORALL AVENGER to participate.
- HELP FREEFORALL to read about what it is.
- Fee: 0 gold
- Levels 10 to any level.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-'his ego isn't big enough

You say, "His ego isn't big enough."
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-sagenod

You nod your head sagely.
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Little Sunshine, Zyanya L'Eternae says, "Pff the only ego bigger than yours is
mine."
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Little Sunshine, Zyanya L'Eternae says, "I have to hire people to carry the
extra around in buckets."
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-grin

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-snuggle zyanya

You snuggle up close to Zyanya, smiling happily.
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Zyanya gives you a compassionate hug.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-'he has four legs, though

You say, "He has four legs, though."
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-'looks like a centaur

You say, "Looks like a centaur."
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Zyanya stares implacably at you.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-qw

The dome of darkness surrounding Magnagora glows with power, releasing clouds of
black fumes into the air above.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-
Charune, Abethor, Alloran, Amavan, Arabella, Ardrem, Armand, Aroha, Arsimus,
Astilda, Ayius, Calus, Ciaran, Collvan, Cozim, Daermon, Doman, Dulchaise, Dvyrus
, Dylara, Eilaias, Empe, Fionn, Galaphyrae, Hallen, Incabulos, Ioryk, Jitro,
Khandel, Laysus, Lowe, Lumielle, Lumira, Luthe, Malix, Meliana, Nariah, Neraka,
Nomak, Ordos, Pizdec, Rhelek, Riv, Sferys, Shaeden, Shishi, Shulamit, Soll,
Swoishensu, Synl, Talkan, Tandrin, Tekora, Thrakful, Thul, Tully, Vanatul,
Yeshaya, Zacc, Zalandrus, Zielar, Zyanya.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-
(Market): Shulamit says, "Selling all types of books, tomes, magic scrolls,
transecdent bookbinder, Ad 130."
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-'honest!

You say, "Honest!"
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-gts Lord Charune, are you busy?

<>: You say, "Lord Charune, are you busy?"
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Little Sunshine, Zyanya L'Eternae says, "Well that's just silly, what would a
God want with extra legs?"
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<>: Charune says, "Not overly."
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Little Sunshine, Zyanya L'Eternae says, "Who's He planning to run from?"
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Little Sunshine, Zyanya L'Eternae says, "You're pulling MY leg."
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-gts my little sister here doesn't believe me that you have four legs

<>: You say, "My little sister here doesn't believe me that you
have four legs."
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Zyanya pats you in a friendly manner.
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The rapid drum of galloping hooves and the bellowing call of the Hunter's Horn
announce the blurred arrival of Charune as He thunders into view.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-grin

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-bow charune

You bow respectfully to Charune.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-say to zyanya see?

You say to Zyanya, "See?"
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-
Charune's mouth turns up as His face breaks into a smile.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-
"Ummmm," Zyanya says uncertainly.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-
Charune grins mischievously at Zyanya.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-
Little Sunshine, Zyanya L'Eternae twirls happily in the air in front of you
before hovering low in a respectful curtsey.
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Zyanya raises her hand in greeting and says "Hi!"
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Charune beams broadly.
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Charune, the Lord of the Hunt smiles broadly and says, "Greetings."
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Lumira arrives from the north.
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Lumira leaves to the north.
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-say to charune also, how much are extra rooms for the Tower?

You say to Charune, "Also, how much are extra rooms for the Tower?"
2842h, 4318m, 4810e, 10p exk-
Little Sunshine, Zyanya L'Eternae says, "Okay so he wasn't pulling my leg."
Tekora2006-10-28 19:55:43
During a Knighting ceremony.

QUOTE
Squire Livictus, of the Armies of Light climbs to the top of the circular
platform, moving to stand before Malicia.
2820h, 3387m, 3338e, 10p, 13000en, 15835w elrx-

With a wistful look on his face, Livictus touches a lectern of pearl and coral.
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Soll slips into a silver mirror necklace.
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Soll points a silver mirror necklace at Livictus, and sparks fly out of it.
A gust of wind slams into Livictus.
Livictus is hurled out of the room to the out by the gust of wind.
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Soll says, "Ack! Sorry."
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Livictus arrives from the out.
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Livictus blinks.
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blink soll
You blink incredulously at Soll.
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Malicia stares implacably at Soll.
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Soll coughs softly.
2820h, 3387m, 3338e, 10p, 13000en, 15835w elrx-

Soll says, "Sorry! Please, start again."
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Soll sits down.
Soll2006-10-28 20:15:52
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Aiwendil2006-10-28 21:16:12
QUOTE(Simimi @ Oct 28 2006, 02:56 AM) 347507

From IRC just now...

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ahhh ok, thanks Fallen
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:/
what the hell
wow
Demeter I think is a server admin....
SOLE SUVIVORS!!


Notice how only the girls were left. tongue.gif I don't count since I left right before.

Hmm... Power of the panda? tongue.gif
Tzekelkan2006-10-28 23:28:38
Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel shouts, "Go, run, run my little puppets!"

Blinded Trooper Liconius, Tainted Soldier shouts, "Yes, run like Celestians!"

Ephemeral Lord Thoros La'Saet shouts, "Or die like your Warlord does best."

You shout, "All stupid people talk now!"

Liconius tells you, "Clever."

(Celest): Talkan says, "Nicely dont Tzek."

(Celest): You say, "Dwarves not make me stupid, only pain!"

Richter tells you, "Oooh, nice. Everyone shut up."

Kidaen, the Empyrean Minstrel shouts, "Hey, wait, are you calling me stupid?"

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Didn't last long though. tongue.gif
Caedryn2006-10-29 01:02:36
QUOTE(Simimi @ Oct 28 2006, 09:13 AM) 347546

Weird.... Daevos got in, now it is just me and Joli and Daevos and Rauros (who I think is AFW)...hey Opserv is gone...


Netsplit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netsplit
Kaalak2006-10-29 01:57:56
(Celest): Doman says, "Looking for a psionics aquamancer to come strip."

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Arix2006-10-29 02:55:11
random IRC out of context goodness
Arix: Verithrax isn't a munchkin
Arix: he's the worlds least amusing sex toy
* Verithrax whips out a tube of aluminum foil.
* Fallen covers Joli in chocolate syrup.
Verithrax: Do. Not. Make. Me. Want. To. Hump. Joli. In. The. IRC. Channel.
Joli: I'm so dirty now.
* Venim needs to find that "oral violation and Satan" comic.
* Fallen releases perverted snakes into the cage.
Joli2006-10-29 02:57:15
I wish people would quote things properly or just not quote them at all..

>_<
Verithrax2006-10-29 03:01:43
Context = Teh suxxh0r
Unknown2006-10-29 03:04:10
Verithrax: Try typing with tentacles.
Arix: Verithrax: Try typing with testicles.
* Joli peers at Veri.
Venim: Yes!
Venim: *ponder*
Verithrax: ...hey.
Venim: That might make a good YouTube...
Verithrax: I can't type with testicles. I'd crush the keyboard. sad.gif(
Arix: must be a samll keyboard
Arix: small
* Joli finds the whip..
Joli: Veri, behave.
Unknown2006-10-29 03:12:38
(The Talnaras): Sylphas says, "I like anything that often involves being tied up."
Arix2006-10-29 04:00:53
Tervic: HAAADO GEEIIIIII FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!