It'll be a wonderful day when that happens for real.

(Newbie): Khia says, "How do I get mud?"


They're so cute when they're young.

(Ur'guard): You say, "Greetings laeric."
(Ur'guard): Laeric says, "How are you, M'Lord?"
(Ur'guard): You say, "Just Ild will do, I don't want to be zapped by Morgfyre for someone calling me Lord. But I am well, you?"
(Ur'guard): Morgfyre says, "You ruin all My fun, Ildaudid."

The NOTHING emote is also achieved the same way if you hit SAY but don't give it any argument.

During a conversation about Athine:

Thoros tells you, "She's always playing god mother match maker."

....Just... lol...

Someone else is playing match maker?! Who?! I must protect my revenue! Off with her head!

You follow Father Talkan La'Saet, Hand of the Even-Blade east to entrance to the diamond
of Urlach.

You call upon the divine power of the stars, and a dazzling fountain of celestial light
engulfs an ur'dead knight of Shallach. The undead writhes and burns while gripped in this
holy blaze.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach springs to an ur'dead knight of Shallach's defence.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach springs to an ur'dead knight of Shallach's defence.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach springs to an ur'dead knight of Shallach's defence.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach springs to an ur'dead knight of Shallach's defence.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach springs to an ur'dead knight of Shallach's defence.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach springs to an ur'dead knight of Shallach's defence.
2918h, 3993m, 4609e, 10p xk-
Your mind fills with swarming fears and thoughts of cowardice as an ur'dead knight of
Shallach stares you down with his cruel black eyes.
You shake your head and glare hatefully at all your surroundings.
With a ghastly slash, an ur'dead knight of Shallach cuts deep into your skin with his
broadsword, spilling your lifeblood.
1969h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2573h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
2573h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
Your eyes widen in disbelief as you shout, "Oh my GOD!"
2573h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
Talkan shouts "Oi!" at the top of his voice.
2573h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
A trap is sprung and a dart streaks from nowhere to slam into Talkan.
2573h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
You must regain equilibrium first.
2718h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
You aren't holding a tarot card with that image on it.
2718h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
You bleed 5 health.
2713h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
Your mind fills with swarming fears and thoughts of cowardice as an ur'dead knight of
Shallach stares you down with his cruel black eyes.
Your mind fills with swarming fears and thoughts of cowardice as an ur'dead knight of
Shallach stares you down with his cruel black eyes.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach raises his hand, and it fills with a roaring flame. He
tosses the blaze at your torso, scalding your flesh with the searing heat.
With a ghastly slash, an ur'dead knight of Shallach cuts deep into your skin with his
broadsword, spilling your lifeblood.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
With a ghastly slash, an ur'dead knight of Shallach cuts deep into your skin with his
broadsword, spilling your lifeblood.
735h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 144.
735h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
You blur and slip through time as Talkan approaches you.
735h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p xk-
You have recovered equilibrium.
735h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p exk-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
1026h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p exk-
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
1026h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p exk-
An ur'dead knight of Shallach raises his hand, and it fills with a roaring flame. He
tosses the blaze at your torso, scalding your flesh with the searing heat.
An ur'dead knight of Shallach raises his hand, and it fills with a roaring flame. He
tosses the blaze at your torso, scalding your flesh with the searing heat.
8h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p exk-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
8h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p exk-
You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
561h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p exk-
You shuffle one tarot card with the image of the Healer out of your deck.
561h, 4073m, 4609e, 10p exk-
You release the Healer tarot, which rises up and forms the image of Dionamus. The image
turns into a golden sun that basks you in its radiant healing rays.
1290h, 4023m, 4609e, 10p ek-
A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and you feel yourself irresistibly drawn
LUSTED LUSTED LUSTED
inside.
Bend overlooking a chasm.
Father Talkan La'Saet, Hand of the Even-Blade is here, shrouded. He wields a holy symbol
of the light in his left hand and a silver scaled shield emblazoned with crossed blades in
his right.
You see exits leading east and southwest.

Oh yeah.

(Shofangi): You say, "It's the Noyan's birthday, so let's annoy her with
messages saying so."
You sent the following message to Alianna: Happy birthday!
Alianna would like you to know that: You were deafened. hear>. You were broken. . You were blinded. saw.>.
(Shofangi): Alianna (from the Aetherways) says, "Love you too, Kotul."
(Shofangi): Orti says, "What?!"
(Shofangi): You say, "Woops. Hi Noyan! *cough*."

>_>

EDIT: Hey, when did I get 15,000 posts? Awesome.

Two posts ago.

That is SO hot.

Also:

Haha, finally got your nexus! Sorta...

How long did that take you?

regarding Tully

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "He's actually cute in
panties."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Hung like a giant."

(Daughters of Attai): Kharaen (from the Aetherways) says, "I don't see how
anyone can be disturbed."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "He could stand on one
end of a house and answer the door from the other."

You're bad! But not as bad as Anonymous Glom...





I use to have a lot of respect for this player. Well, not really, but... Krellan sad face.

Talking about old presents from the gnomes and a story we heard about a novice who got a bar of soap midway his introduction from Ironbeard.

(Skeleton Hearth): Sarrasri (from the Aetherways) says, "Equal opportunity banger."

What's that song? 'She Bangs, She Bangs'.

I think I know who wrote that, and he's a total jackass.

don't be hatin'. I never passed elementary.