Quotes 3

by Charune

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Inox2007-08-11 00:25:21
QUOTE
(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Ew ew ew."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Get."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "It."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Off."

You peer at Kalodan unscrupulously.

He is a compound-eyed kephera with antlers and is swathed in black robes, hard
arms peaking from beneath sleeves. His eyes shift and change in colour, often
times in a myriad of ways. Lean of face, the carapace of his cheeks seems to be
painted with swathes of light blue, and his neck printed with wavy violet lines.
His abdomen grows a brilliant and deep blue, echoed by a wild and chaotic
pattern on the top of his thorax. He is wearing midnight black greatrobes, a
silvery circlet of leaf and stag, a gold and ruby collar, a close-fitting collar
of heavy golden links, a hunter's horn of Charune, a mystic charm, black leather
lace-up boots, a light blue coral ring, an etched garnet ring, a green bone ring
with a pearl seashell, an etched coral ring, an etched amethyst ring, an etched
beryl ring, an etched opal ring, a flame shaped ring of fire opal, a twisting
ring of amethyst, and a ruby ring carved with flames. He walks with the favour
of Morgfyre.


(Serenwilde): Alianna says, "What?"

"Ewwwwwww!" you say in disgust.

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "IT favoured me."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Ew."

(Serenwilde): Bobbl says, "He gave kalodan his favour."

(Serenwilde): Skoll (from the Aetherways) says, "...?"

(Serenwilde): Suzari (from the Aetherways) says, "Oh gods."

(Serenwilde): Myrkr says, "... Wamp wamp."

(Serenwilde): Skoll (from the Aetherways) says, "Come again..?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "For how long?"

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "IT FAVOURED ME. Ew."

A wry smile spreads across Xiran's face.

(Serenwilde): Lly says, "So? Morgfyre's Favour may be used as a tool as well."

(Serenwilde): Skoll (from the Aetherways) says, "Morgfyre, you mean?What's that

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "I need no blessings nor favours of abominations."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Most especially Traitors."

(Serenwilde): Lly says, "So use His Favour against Him."

(Serenwilde): Lly says, "If an enemy is foolish enough to arm you, then so be
it."

(Serenwilde): Suzari (from the Aetherways) says, "A godfavour boosts your
performance in most cases unless it's a disfavour."

(Serenwilde): Suzari (from the Aetherways) says, "You call Morgfyre a Traitor?
how is that?"

(Serenwilde): Lly says, "He betrayed the other Divine and ate many of them."

(Serenwilde): Kalodan says, "Because he stole my knickers late one night,
Suzari."


(Serenwilde): Suzari (from the Aetherways) says, "..."

(Serenwilde): Tael says, "He is called a Traitor by His actions during the Elder
Wars."

(Serenwilde): Suzari (from the Aetherways) says, "Too much information,
Kalodan."

(Serenwilde): Tatat says, "Whoa...too much information..."
Unknown2007-08-11 02:12:45
Haha I remember when I first started out I thought Tully and Neuf were both NPCs. laugh.gif
Arix2007-08-11 02:38:13
(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "A kalo-lover forest? ...I sense an orgy... or
atleast a harem scene."
Drathys2007-08-11 02:43:22
With my first character (who lasted about a week) during open beta, I just about nuked someone at the pool of stars who newbie kicked me after thinking I was an npc.
Unknown2007-08-11 02:43:49
QUOTE(Arix @ Aug 10 2007, 10:38 PM) 432947
(Daughters of Attai): Sevz says, "A kalo-lover forest? ...I sense an orgy... or
atleast a harem scene."



Sooner or later Arix, Marina and I are going to run out of things to quote...
Unknown2007-08-11 02:45:10
Kaorin glomps the Moonhart Mother Tree playfully, knocking it over in her
enthusiasm.

You say to Kaorin, "YOU BROKE THE MOONHART MOTHER TREE!"

You scold Kaorin angrily.
Arix2007-08-11 03:09:45
(Daughters of Attai): Sevz (from the Aetherways) says, "Mianus is here, and he
wants to be whipped!"

-honors mianus
Mianus (Male Elfen).
He is 22 years old, having been born on the 11th of Avechary, 161 years after
the Coming of Estarra.
He is unranked in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is surrounded by the Grace of Innocence.
He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.
He is not currently active in any family.

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz (from the Aetherways) says, "Mianus wants to do weird
things to Namnam.."
Rika2007-08-11 03:12:28
You people really need to stop quoting things!
Unknown2007-08-11 03:12:34
..what..it's true...
Unknown2007-08-11 04:46:40
QUOTE(Sevz @ Aug 10 2007, 09:43 PM) 432951
Sooner or later Arix, Marina and I are going to run out of things to quote...


We can only hope.
Acrune2007-08-11 04:50:21
After killing lots of people on Earth:

QUOTE("Earth Plane")
A dark foyer.
There is a maelstrom of rainbow colours whipping violently around. Twinkling and
gleaming, a large pile of golden sovereigns rests on the ground. Flecked with
specks of black and violet, a cracked table of granite rests here. A malevolent
demon prowls here. Like a deflated sack, only the skin remains of the punctured
body of a morbidly-tainted grub. A taint wyrm is coiled on the ground here,
spoiling the air with its corrosive stench. The remains of a virgin lie here,
drained of all blood. A powerplex jewel rests here twinkling. Almost as wide as
he is tall, Ironbeard beams broadly at passerby.


chin.gif
Unknown2007-08-11 05:05:54
QUOTE(Acrune @ Aug 11 2007, 12:50 AM) 432979
After killing lots of people on Earth:
chin.gif


Man, I ran him into the Jewels aethershop a couple days ago doing the same thing. I set up this little beep in zmud to let me know when his name came on the screen (In case I was AFK or not paying attention and he popped up >.>), and I was going from Seren to Celest when all of a sudden it started going off.
Acrune2007-08-11 05:09:04
I just thought it was funny he appeared at the scene of a mass slaughter and was beaming like he did it all himself. I guess he may have helped, it was quite spammy so he could have slipped in a few axe swings.
Unknown2007-08-11 06:50:19
(Serenwilde): You say, "Or am I seeing crazy things?"

(Serenwilde): Alianna (from the Aetherways) says, "When don't you?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "When I see your Shofa close to my body. All my life
seems so clear as the pain travels down my spine and you throw me about the
'wilde."

(Serenwilde): Alianna (from the Aetherways) says, "...is that a suggestion?"

(Serenwilde): You say, "Not really, just a realization that I'm proud of my
little daughter, acheiving so much pain at such a young age."

(Serenwilde): You say, "Every time my body is paralyzed by your weapons a little
part in my heart says 'ouch', but another part is proud of the killing weapon I
raised."

(Serenwilde): You say, "So... I'm proud of you, child. Kill 'em all and continue
to make your daddy proud!"

You tell Kalas Alianna, Noyan en-Lam, "<3."


Alianna tells you, "Less than three you, too! biggrin.gif."


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Reiha2007-08-11 06:51:58
**** tells you, "I stole your wyvren..wee..."

You tell ****, "It likes you."

You tell ****, "A lot."

**** tells you, "Might have a little fun with him, then.."

You tell Penitent ****, "....Lucky Dhemi."

**** tells you, "I'll play with Kharaen's wyvern too while i'm at it."


I'm a bad owner unsure.gif
Tervic2007-08-11 18:31:31
You yell, "PIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE."

(Celest): Elostian says, "Exactly, it is good to see that some shards at least are not averse to using their brains."
Veonira2007-08-11 19:07:47

You lick a package of meat.

Mister Kharvik, the Rat King says, "Excellent."

Mister Kharvik, the Rat King says, "You licked my package."

Mister Kharvik, the Rat King says, "Of meat."
Unknown2007-08-11 21:01:24
Sevz buys a divinely wrapped present.

Sevz buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel cackles hellishly.

Penitent Sevz La'Saet says, "..."

Arak raises an eyebrow questioningly.

You ask, "You realize that they're empty right?"

Kiaris pats a divinely wrapped present in a friendly manner.

Druid Alban, of the White Road says, "Probe first, guys."

Penitent Sevz La'Saet says, "Oh well."

Aqua Initiate Grendel says, "Feh."



At 500 gold per empty present, that's a moderate amount of gold wasted ... and thats why everybody should probe first.
Unknown2007-08-12 00:15:53
QUOTE(raikogen90 @ Aug 11 2007, 05:01 PM) 433085
Sevz buys a divinely wrapped present.

Sevz buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel buys a divinely wrapped present.

Grendel cackles hellishly.

Penitent Sevz La'Saet says, "..."

Arak raises an eyebrow questioningly.

You ask, "You realize that they're empty right?"

Kiaris pats a divinely wrapped present in a friendly manner.

Druid Alban, of the White Road says, "Probe first, guys."

Penitent Sevz La'Saet says, "Oh well."

Aqua Initiate Grendel says, "Feh."
At 500 gold per empty present, that's a moderate amount of gold wasted ... and thats why everybody should probe first.


But the fun it is to put one gold in a present and give it to someone, is worth it.

or in Talkan's case, a dead rat.
Reiha2007-08-12 00:19:43
Stuff happened when I was cleaning my sis' bathroom:

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(Geomancers): Veonira says, "I've tried bathing in alcohol and running around naked."

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(Magnagora): Revan (from the Aetherways) says, "Greetings, Magnagora. I have
returned."

(Magnagora): Veonira says, "Revan!"

(Magnagora): Saddim (from the Astral Plane) says, "Greetings Revan."

(Magnagora): Thoros says, "Hail Revan Xandul!"

(Geomancers): Veonira says, "Wonderful."

(Geomancers): Rattusk says, "Lets raid."