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Shamarah2007-08-15 19:54:48
QUOTE(Jack @ Aug 14 2007, 10:24 PM) 433832
"Soooo... you an ass man?"


Ass men don't get as many good benefits. I'm a breast man mostly for the twelve-layer burrito.
Maelvin2007-08-15 21:35:47
Stangmar has been crushed to death by Ironbeard the Magnanimous.
Jasato2007-08-15 22:25:11
QUOTE(Maelvin @ Aug 15 2007, 09:35 PM) 433964
Stangmar has been crushed to death by Ironbeard the Magnanimous.


It's cause Ironbeard has been skimping on the good gifts sad.gif

I've been given 10 vials of things I could get (3 of them magic ink, and I'm a jeweler) and just a little bit ago 7 master palettes. I'm all for free things, I really am....but mostly free things that I can use. I feel so...dirty sad.gif
Arix2007-08-15 22:36:03
I got gold and an iron vial.
Creslin2007-08-15 22:55:18
QUOTE(jasato @ Aug 15 2007, 05:25 PM) 433970
complaining about gifts


No complaining, at least you got gifts. I even rigged a nifty dwarf lure in my office with some rope and a bottle of whiskey and haven't gotten anything yet.
Tervic2007-08-16 01:00:12
QUOTE(Creslin @ Aug 15 2007, 03:55 PM) 433973
No complaining, at least you got gifts. I even rigged a nifty dwarf lure in my office with some rope and a bottle of whiskey and haven't gotten anything yet.


/agree

Just give everyone a present and be done with it...
Unknown2007-08-16 01:09:33
QUOTE(Tervic @ Aug 15 2007, 09:00 PM) 433998
/agree

Just give everyone a present and be done with it...


plz?
Kharaen2007-08-16 01:24:33
One present every couple days would be nice. It won't be possibly several times a day like some people are getting right now, but it averages it out and everyone gets a chance to have something nice and shiny. That, or add a counter to Ironbeard so that there's more of a chance of him visiting different people.
Acrune2007-08-16 02:49:05
QUOTE
A pulsing white glow forms in the air, and Terentia emerges from within it.
4532h, 5360m, 5084e, 10p, 21560en, 25700w elrx-
Terentia scars your tender flesh with Her ethereal whip, reminding you that
slacking off bears a penalty of DEATH!
4532h, 5360m, 5084e, 10p, 21560en, 25700w elrx-
Terentia scars your tender flesh with Her ethereal whip, reminding you that
slacking off bears a penalty of DEATH!
4532h, 5360m, 5084e, 10p, 21560en, 25700w elrx-
Terentia scars your tender flesh with Her ethereal whip, reminding you that
slacking off bears a penalty of DEATH!
4532h, 5360m, 5084e, 10p, 21560en, 25700w elrx-
Terentia is enveloped by a pulsing white light and when it fades, She is gone.


wub.gif Terentia
Kharaen2007-08-16 03:33:48
Where can I get a whip like that...?
Hazar2007-08-16 03:43:21
QUOTE(Acrune @ Aug 15 2007, 09:49 PM) 434023
wub.gif Terentia


Oh dude. No ethereal whips for city goddesses!

ranting.gif
Diamondais2007-08-16 03:45:34
Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and then quickly solidifies as Veyda comes into view.

Unable to keep his footing, Veyda slips and slides down the mountainside.

laugh.gif He did it twice!
Unknown2007-08-16 03:57:51
QUOTE(diamondais @ Aug 15 2007, 10:45 PM) 434038
Among the sparkling motes of light, a translucent figure appears in the air and then quickly solidifies as Veyda comes into view.

Unable to keep his footing, Veyda slips and slides down the mountainside.

laugh.gif He did it twice!


Veyda - the Charlie Chaplin of Seren/Glom conflict.
Hyrtakos2007-08-16 06:49:18
charlie chaplin... such an awesome reference. now i'll never be able to picture veyda without a derby and a little hitleresque mustache silently stumbling down the mountain mouthing "OOH NOO"
Unknown2007-08-16 07:11:57
QUOTE(hyrtakos @ Aug 16 2007, 02:49 AM) 434063
charlie chaplin... such an awesome reference. now i'll never be able to picture veyda without a derby and a little hitleresque mustache silently stumbling down the mountain mouthing "OOH NOO"


Hah, same here.
Jasato2007-08-16 07:57:49
QUOTE(Creslin @ Aug 15 2007, 10:55 PM) 433973
No complaining, at least you got gifts. I even rigged a nifty dwarf lure in my office with some rope and a bottle of whiskey and haven't gotten anything yet.


Here's a thought (might take abit/alot of work though...I'm no coder so I can't say tongue.gif)

Ironbeard shows up to some random person, inbetween the time it takes for him to show up and give the gift (or before hand, which ever works) It analyzes the player, their tradeskill, as well as items/guildskills and gives a gift (to anyone there) that they could use. It also runs through and determines (at random) whether they get a common, uncommon, rare, or artifact item.

Now, your probably wondering "What about players with excess artifacts/skills/items?" It either gives a double to them, or they get something to add in what they have. I know there's at least several tradespeople out there that could use extra comms for their work, no?

Out of the two gifts that I got, I only sold the 3 vials of ink. Everything else, given away.

I've told several other's so far, and I'm standing by it now....

"If I get a silver jeweler's hammer, one to call my own and that will stick with me, I will prance about the Basin in a dress and shout to everyone 'I'm as giddy as a collegium girl!'."

I'm not joking...so come on you dwarf, let me make a fool of myself!! sad.gif I know I do it enough as is, but jeez...at least once more!
Unknown2007-08-16 08:06:47
Sorry, thats a terrible idea. I don't think the idea of people getting more stuff because they are already rich. Hell, give more stuff to the poor - they need it more.

I think its fine as it is - as it stands, gifts are something special. If you cant use them, you can give them away and make someone else happy smile.gif
Furien2007-08-16 08:09:32
So, we were piloting home, and the Silver Sickle and Avaerin both have only 2 people inside. They both get hit by gorgogs, and we lose them. When we fly back, there's like 5 aether mobs on them and we manage to defeat them. Then, the Avaerin only has -one- person with lessons in Aethercraft, so we have to micro manage and help them out. XD


Shiri says:
Ok

Shiri says:
I think Avaerin is screwed up

Furien says:
Who is on it?

Shiri says:
Dreyanna and Eamon

Shiri says:
The mobs hit us, the chair sputtered and you ran off without, heh

Furien says:
Okay, working with Dreyanna

Shiri says:
This is hilarious

Furien says:
Yeah

Furien says:
It's fun, though

Furien says:
It's like leading a stranded person out of a maze

Shiri says:
*g*
Furien says:
Why the hell did Elryn get the inspiration

Furien says:
LETS TURN A GIGANTIC MAZE FOREST INTO A WARSHIP

Furien says:
So if the enemies board, they can't even find the empath grid

Furien says:
wait wait

Shiri says:
ROFL

Furien says:
neither can WE

Shiri says:
I know where the directions are

Shiri says:
d, s, se, sw, in, u

*~*Evangaliste*~* "If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you." says:
The grid is hidden

Shiri says:
I recorded them in a notepad

*~*Evangaliste*~* "If I wanted your opinion, I'd beat it out of you." says:
In a hidden exit

Shiri says:
Use that

Shiri says:
That's from the chair
Unknown2007-08-16 09:56:36
I think the funniest part was when you tried to fix the Avaerin and you just imploded


I need to learn how to fix modules and work on an aethership all over again
Jasato2007-08-16 11:38:36
QUOTE(Dyr @ Aug 16 2007, 08:06 AM) 434074
Sorry, thats a terrible idea. I don't think the idea of people getting more stuff because they are already rich. Hell, give more stuff to the poor - they need it more.

I think its fine as it is - as it stands, gifts are something special. If you cant use them, you can give them away and make someone else happy smile.gif


You have to be fair to everyone, honestly :/

If not, then there'd be severe discord, and very VERY cranky Divine