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Unknown2007-08-18 20:10:55
QUOTE(Hazar @ Aug 18 2007, 09:49 PM) 434532
By which he means that it's run by Kalovahder.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the secret is out. Behind the Moondancer Conspiracy, behind the Charunite Regime, behind even the hidden plotters who control the commune cartels, lies one secretive, unassuming mastermind with pronounciation problems: Kalovahder.


ZOMG! How did I never notice that?! ohmy.gif
Diamondais2007-08-18 20:13:28
QUOTE(shadow @ Aug 18 2007, 04:10 PM) 434539
ZOMG! How did I never notice that?! ohmy.gif

Because we're Charunites, so we only see the Charunite and the Moondancer conspiracies. wink.gif
Sarrasri2007-08-19 00:31:10
QUOTE
Forren says: Codesexing is fun by yourself too!
Forren says: Don't always need a partner.
Forren says: Of course, it does get lonely
Vathael2007-08-19 02:56:07
The Queen's Own Torturer, Ethelon a'Ishial Treeripper says, "Why do you think I
always ask for your advice Daevos."
6448h, 2299m, 3482e, 10p, 24050en, 16310w elrxk-
Deathlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight says, "Oh, because you love
the sound of my voice."
6448h, 2301m, 3482e, 10p, 24050en, 16307w elrxk-
Deathlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight says, "Obviously."
Furien2007-08-19 04:40:07
(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "Serenwilde should utilize cows for raid situations."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "Someone tries to run past us."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "Bump."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "Zerg."
Hazar2007-08-19 04:44:13
His plot continues...

(Bellator Societas): Tael (from the Aetherways) says, "Army of Cows."

(Bellator Societas): Tael (from the Aetherways) says, "Face Lactose you evil wyrded bastards."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "All of Glom is secretly lactose-intolerant."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Dun grief us."
Jasato2007-08-19 09:50:22
Arix tells you, "You see an orc. He has a pie. What do you do?"

You tell Apprentice of Clay, Arix Carthan, "I say screw the pie, find the orc
that has cheesecake. Then I'll take it from him."

Arix tells you, "The orc throws the pie at you. You die. Play again? Y/N."


Alright, Arix, What are you smoking, and why the heck haven't you been sharing? sad.gif
Forren2007-08-19 15:19:50
(Disciples of Klangratch): Amaru says, "I'm a ****ing pillar of virtue."


roflmao.gif
Tajalli2007-08-19 16:24:47
(Skeleton Hearth): Zridic (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "A frost hag
says, "Only I know true cold." A frost hag exhales loudly, causing a plume of
cold air to flow out."

(Skeleton Hearth): Synl (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "WRONG."

(Skeleton Hearth): Arkzrael (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wow, wouldn't
want to get a BJ from that momma..."
Ixion2007-08-19 16:40:20
QUOTE(Forren @ Aug 19 2007, 11:19 AM) 434699
(Disciples of Klangratch): Amaru says, "I'm a ****ing pillar of virtue."
roflmao.gif


Right....
Stangmar2007-08-19 19:12:33
** For clarification, Forren, Nott, and Ildis did NOT inhabit Shallamar before
the Taint! **.
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-
Stangmar2007-08-19 20:48:49
Sitting at the Megalith:
QUOTE
Myrmidon Caedryn says, "Someone should sketch him." (was referring to Ironbeard)
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

You say, "You can sketch me!"
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

You say, "I'm sexy."
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

Overlooking the emptiness of the Void.
A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area.
There are no obvious exits.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Yes, very."
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Now, what are you
doing?"
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

You say, "Is this a raping?"
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "No, but I can ask
the Shattered SOul to come in here if you like?"
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-


Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Now, what on
earth is the motivation behind your actions?"
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

You say, "What actions?"

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Your random
deposits."
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

You say, "I dunno."
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Are you always
this articulate?"
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

You say, "Yes."
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

You say, "My tutors learned me well."
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "You have no
explanation to offer for your actions then?"
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

You say, "No."
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

Emanating from the aether, a sonorous multi-toned voice says, "Very well then,
I'll use small words so you will understand. Stop."
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-

In a pit of jellied slime.
A rhythmic thrumming saturates the area, drawing attention to a war shrine of
Terentia nearby. This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading northeast and west.
You are transported by the power of the Divine.
3014h, 3191m, 2660e, 10p esSix-


They dropped me on Cancer and I died. Talk about some messed up shite there.
Aison2007-08-19 21:18:17

(House Aurendil): You say, "Talkan, can I teleport?"
(House Aurendil): Talkan says, "Sure."

You tug upon the aether strands around you, searching for one that connects to Talkan.

(House Aurendil): Talkan says, "You seem to always bring the mags biggrin.gif."
You teleport along the aether strands to Talkan.
(House Aurendil): Triden says, "Rofl."
(House Aurendil): Triden says, "Much <3 to Aison."
(House Aurendil): You say, "D:."

You begin to follow Talkan.

Father Talkan La'Saet, Hand of the Even-Blade says, "Bring us bad luck, baby."
Kaervas2007-08-19 23:01:44
CODE
** Summary for (Harbingers) Election #26267 ****************************
Title:                                                      (Closed)
   Election for Guildmaster of Harbingers

Description:
   Hoping to fill the vacancy in the position of Guildmaster of the
   Harbingers, this vote has been called. The following individuals
   believe they can better perform the duties required of the
   position.

Choices:
     1.  (1) Jayden
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Arel2007-08-19 23:40:54
QUOTE(Kaervas @ Aug 19 2007, 07:01 PM) 434757
CODE
** Summary for (Harbingers) Election #26267 ****************************
Title:                                                      (Closed)
   Election for Guildmaster of Harbingers

Description:
   Hoping to fill the vacancy in the position of Guildmaster of the
   Harbingers, this vote has been called. The following individuals
   believe they can better perform the duties required of the
   position.

Choices:
     1.  (1) Jayden
************************************************************************


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Vathael2007-08-19 23:51:01
Alianna tells you, "ASTROCAST AAPEK RAY AT VATHAEL."

Alianna tells you, "ASTROCAST MEGAMAN ARM ATTACHMENT #1."

Alianna tells you, "FIRE @ VATHAEL."

Alianna tells you, "YOU HAVE DEFEATED TAINTEDMAN."

Alianna tells you, "YOU HAVE GAINED LOLAEON ARM ATTACHMENT."



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Diamondais2007-08-20 01:47:01
Message #134 Sent by: Alianna
08/19 19:32 "On a question about 'Who was in the Golden Circle' Arrowyn: Lachesis and dylara."

blink.gif I am not a God!
Unknown2007-08-20 01:54:36
QUOTE(diamondais @ Aug 19 2007, 06:47 PM) 434776
Message #134 Sent by: Alianna
08/19 19:32 "On a question about 'Who was in the Golden Circle' Arrowyn: Lachesis and dylara."

blink.gif I am not a God!


You're not even a very reliable mortal tongue.gif

Poor Hartstone and Serenguard.
Diamondais2007-08-20 01:56:40
QUOTE(S.A.W. @ Aug 19 2007, 09:54 PM) 434779
You're not even a very reliable mortal tongue.gif

Poor Hartstone and Serenguard.

Excuse me? I was very reliable for the Hartstone. The Serenguard were censor.gif driving me out of my mind. Don't even censor.gif comment on that.
Unknown2007-08-20 02:05:23
QUOTE(diamondais @ Aug 19 2007, 06:56 PM) 434781
Excuse me? I was very reliable for the Hartstone. The Serenguard were censor.gif driving me out of my mind. Don't even censor.gif comment on that.


Whoa there. The tongue.gif usually denotes a jest. But looks like I should be the monk, what with my awesome nerve-hitting skills. huh.gif