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Unknown2007-08-29 20:28:56
On a completely unrelated note:

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A courtyard of Seasons.
A golden throne thrusts itself up here, lending an air of majesty to the room.
You see a single exit leading west (closed door).
3697h, 2743m, 3223e, 10p, 17385en, 13830w esSilrx-

(Daughters of Attai): Barrin (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "The
castrated bodies."
3697h, 2743m, 3223e, 10p, 17385en, 13830w esSilrx-

(Daughters of Attai): Marina says, "Except when a student sleeps in my classes,
or when they try to tell me they 'lost' their homework."


This is why I love Attai. It always leaves you saying wtf.gif when you log in.
Diamondais2007-08-29 20:30:42
QUOTE(mitbulls @ Aug 29 2007, 03:28 PM) 437027
On a completely unrelated note:
This is why I love Attai. It always leaves you saying wtf.gif when you log in.

Imagine this. This is the first time I've turned it on in over a week. sad.gif

My first things were.. bad.
Xenthos2007-08-29 21:42:01
QUOTE(shadow @ Aug 29 2007, 08:59 AM) 436981
EDIT: I quoted Hyrtakos! It's a quote!

I like how not one single part of this post mentions the emotional griefing multiple-hour-long-raids intend to convey to the honoured recipients.
Sthai2007-08-30 02:14:53
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "Yes and we love the Taint."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "TAINT ME! TAINT ME HARD!"
(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "Gods, stay away."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "OH YES, MORVIOR! MELD THAT ASS, MELD THAT ASS!"
(House d'Murani): You say, "-dies-."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "EFFECTS, MORVIOR! PUT UP YOUR EFFECTS!"
(House d'Murani): You say, "If somebody doesn't quote this, I will."
(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "I'm crying inside."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "BOULDERBLAST ME WITH YOUR TAINT WYRM!"
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "MY DEMESNE! IT'S ABOUT TO BREAK! OH GODS, YES!
BREAK THAT DEMESNE!"
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "And I'm done."
(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "...."
(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "I feel violated."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "So does my demesne."
Amarysse2007-08-30 02:22:28
That was a disturbingly, and hilariously different side to the Ranadae I've met in-game.
Bauto2007-08-30 05:13:37
Not as funny as the last one but:




(The Dekoven Lineage): Silvega says, "I swear if we had any type of olympic
games in lusternia the mags would win all the events."

(The Dekoven Lineage): Silvega says, "They're so good at running."
Arix2007-08-30 07:15:42
(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "Why not a furrikin
thong?"

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "For someone reason,
when I suggested the furrikin thong, I suddenly saw nejii in a thong."

(Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Aetherways) says, "And was very thankful
that I'm senile and forget things easily."
Shiri2007-08-30 07:25:28
suffer
Arix2007-08-30 07:28:59
that mental image of Nejii in a thong? I'm sure people ARE suffering
Alodia2007-08-30 16:16:21
Ember of the Ancestors, Kalodan Faechild, Hierophant of the Wildes says, "I need WOOD."

biggrin.gif

I find it ironic and humorous~
Shamarah2007-08-30 17:21:41
With bloody froth drooling from its open maw and eyes glowing red, a barghest
leaps at Accalia's throat and viciously tears into her flesh with sharp teeth.
Accalia has been slain by Daem.
Linaeve2007-08-30 18:49:59
QUOTE(Sthai @ Aug 29 2007, 10:14 PM) 437079
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "Yes and we love the Taint."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "TAINT ME! TAINT ME HARD!"
(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "Gods, stay away."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "OH YES, MORVIOR! MELD THAT ASS, MELD THAT ASS!"
(House d'Murani): You say, "-dies-."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "EFFECTS, MORVIOR! PUT UP YOUR EFFECTS!"
(House d'Murani): You say, "If somebody doesn't quote this, I will."
(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "I'm crying inside."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "BOULDERBLAST ME WITH YOUR TAINT WYRM!"
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "MY DEMESNE! IT'S ABOUT TO BREAK! OH GODS, YES!
BREAK THAT DEMESNE!"
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "And I'm done."
(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "...."
(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "I feel violated."
(House d'Murani): Ranadae says, "So does my demesne."


wub.gif That's hot.
Ranadae2007-08-30 19:07:01
QUOTE(Linaeve @ Aug 30 2007, 01:49 PM) 437232
wub.gif That's hot.


Yeah, you like thinking about your brothers getting it on. You sick, sick woman.
Triana2007-08-30 19:11:06
(House d'Murani): Linaeve says, "I can't stop staring at this clitoris."
Unknown2007-08-30 19:27:43
QUOTE(Triana @ Aug 30 2007, 02:11 PM) 437234
(House d'Murani): Linaeve says, "I can't stop staring at this clitoris."


I'm glad I could bring some wholesomeness and good taste to that family.
Linaeve2007-08-30 19:46:29
QUOTE(Ranadae @ Aug 30 2007, 03:07 PM) 437233
Yeah, you like thinking about your brothers getting it on. You sick, sick woman.


So do you. *pinches Ran cheeks*

QUOTE(Xinemus @ Aug 30 2007, 03:07 PM) 437233
I'm glad I could bring some wholesomeness and good taste to that family.


If you saw it, you'd stare too!


Shamarah2007-08-30 21:34:28
QUOTE(Triana @ Aug 30 2007, 03:11 PM) 437234
(House d'Murani): Linaeve says, "I can't stop staring at this clitoris."


Oh, she walks slowly, across a young man's room
She said I'm ready...for you
I can't remember anything to this very day
'Cept the look, the look...
Oh, you know where, now I can't see, I just stare...
Unknown2007-08-31 01:24:38
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(Daughters of Attai): Sevz (from the Aetherways) says, "Rika, I still haven't
done it, bwaha."

(Daughters of Attai): Sevz (from the Aetherways) says, "You can't make me
humiliate myself for you.."


Wow, that is humiliating.
Rika2007-08-31 01:25:15
Wonder who's worse... Arix or Derian?
Unknown2007-08-31 01:29:54
QUOTE(rika @ Aug 30 2007, 08:25 PM) 437286
Wonder who's worse... Arix or Derian?


Definitely Derian.