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by Charune

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Bashara2007-09-04 08:31:41
You swing a huge damascene steel waraxe at Ciarrus, leader of the aslarans. You
cut him with a light wound.
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
The blade shears through Ciarrus, leader of the aslarans's body, coming clean
through the other side with a strangely quiet swish. He appears momentarily
surprised, before his eyes glaze over in death and he collapses to the ground.
You have slain Ciarrus, leader of the aslarans.
Many golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.
You suddenly scoop up the corpse of Ciarrus, leader of the aslarans.




loloneshot happy.gif


Sometimes I freaking love this game.
Nariah2007-09-04 19:13:28
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Guild Novice Score Member Score Vote Rating
------------------------------------------------------------
Celestines 5 109 3
Ur'Guard 1 102 1
Shofangi 9 94 2
Moondancers 20 86 2
Paladins 20 80 3
Shadowdancers 10 78 5
Geomancers 9 78 5
Aquamancers 14 75 7
Serenguard 5 68 4
Blacktalon 11 66 2
Tahtetso 52 57 6
Cantors 0 54 0
Hartstone 7 41 0
Ebonguard 8 39 1
Spiritsingers 4 37 4
Nihilists 15 34 5
Cacophony 4 28 2
Harbingers 0 25 4
------------------------------------------------------------

<>: You say, "Where are all the Nihilists..."
(Nihilists): Morgfyre says, "I have devoured them."

The truth is out! scream.gif
But it's so hard to make more... sad.gif
Unknown2007-09-04 21:33:37
QUOTE(Nariah @ Sep 4 2007, 07:13 PM) 438674
<>: You say, "Where are all the Nihilists..."
(Nihilists): Morgfyre says, "I have devoured them."

The truth is out! scream.gif
But it's so hard to make more... sad.gif


Buh-bye Nihi's. bye.gif
Inox2007-09-05 03:11:49
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2718h, 4122m, 4356e, 10p, 19510w ex-nstat
News summary for Inox:

Public: Read 1033/1033 articles.
Comments: Read 0/42 articles.
Announce: Read 898/898 articles.
Politics: Read 742/743 articles.
Events: Read 97/97 articles.
Trademasters: Read 158/158 articles.
Plots: Read 0/100 articles.
Serenwilde: Read 2594/2594 articles.
Moondancers: Read 392/392 articles.
Wiccans: Read 280/280 articles.
Tmd: Read 7/7 articles.
Fates: Read 15/15 articles.
Dusktulip: Read 0/0 articles.
Moonlace: Read 134/134 articles.

2718h, 4122m, 4356e, 10p, 19510w ex-rn
You have no further news to read.
2718h, 4122m, 4356e, 10p, 19510w ex-rn
You have no further news to read.
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Comments: Read 0/42 articles.
Announce: Read 898/898 articles.
Politics: Read 743/743 articles.
Events: Read 97/97 articles.
Trademasters: Read 158/158 articles.
Plots: Read 0/100 articles.
Serenwilde: Read 2594/2594 articles.
Moondancers: Read 392/392 articles.
Wiccans: Read 280/280 articles.
Tmd: Read 7/7 articles.
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Dusktulip: Read 0/0 articles.
Moonlace: Read 134/134 articles.

2718h, 4122m, 4356e, 10p, 19510w ex-readnews politics 742

POLITICS NEWS #742
Date: 8/30/2007 at 1:10
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Political Upheaval in the Village of Dairuchi

This day, the Village of Dairuchi has pledged its support and resources to the
Forest of Glomdoring.

2718h, 4122m, 4356e, 10p, 19510w ex-rn
You have no further news to read.




2718h, 4122m, 4356e, 10p, 19510w ex-news
You begin to enter the newsroom.
2718h, 4122m, 4356e, 10p, 19510w ex-
>>>>> Welcome to the Lusternia News System <<<<<
HELP for instructions
QUIT to leave the news system

Public: Read 1033/1033 articles.
Comments: Read 0/42 articles.
Announce: Read 898/898 articles.
Politics: Read 743/743 articles.
Events: Read 97/97 articles.
Trademasters: Read 158/158 articles.
Plots: Read 0/100 articles.
Serenwilde: Read 2594/2594 articles.
Moondancers: Read 392/392 articles.
Wiccans: Read 280/280 articles.
Tmd: Read 7/7 articles.
Fates: Read 15/15 articles.
Dusktulip: Read 0/0 articles.
Moonlace: Read 134/134 articles.

PUBLIC SECTION 1033/1033
News> section politics
You are now in the Politics section of the news system.
POLITICS SECTION 743/742
News> read 742

POLITICS NEWS #742
Date: 8/30/2007 at 1:10
From:
To : Everyone
Subj: Political Upheaval in the Village of Dairuchi

This day, the Village of Dairuchi has pledged its support and resources to the
Forest of Glomdoring.

POLITICS SECTION 742/742
News> n
You are already at the latest article.


suspicious.gif
Xenthos2007-09-05 03:16:26
The election bug for every guild except ur'Guard.

Been around for over a year now-- just have to ignore it.
Drathys2007-09-05 04:47:06
Yeah, the good ol' "That post has been lost" (paraphrased) bug whenever there's an election.
Shiri2007-09-05 05:00:42
THERE IS NO LEADER. >:(
Unknown2007-09-05 05:53:12
(Bellator Societas): Myndaen (from the Aetherways) says, "The word KHAAAAAAN echoes as Aesyra shouts, "Blah blah blah"."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "Aesy is Charune's Avatar, so her voice should obviously sound like a dying cow."

glare.gif *hates*
Forren2007-09-05 06:06:16
QUOTE(shadow @ Sep 5 2007, 01:53 AM) 438835
(Bellator Societas): Myndaen (from the Aetherways) says, "The word KHAAAAAAN echoes as Aesyra shouts, "Blah blah blah"."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "Aesy is Charune's Avatar, so her voice should obviously sound like a dying cow."

glare.gif *hates*


Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Unknown2007-09-05 06:22:34
QUOTE(Forren @ Sep 5 2007, 08:06 AM) 438837
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


MY SHOUT ISN'T GOING TO BE MOO!! >_<
Arix2007-09-05 07:24:31
Right. I mean, she isn't Munsia, after all. /dead horse bludgeoning
Drathys2007-09-05 08:23:03
Dead alright, but the wrong quadruped... whistling.gif
Callus2007-09-05 12:20:02
Gabranth raises his staff and it swells, rapidly discharging a torrent of
poisonous fumes and sharp rocks towards the ether.
A torrent of poisonous fumes and sharp rocks hurtle towards himself from the
ether.
Gabranth turns purple as the poisonous fumes overcome him and blood gushes out
of his mouth as he collapses to the floor, dead.
Himself has been slain by Gabranth.

Check the grammar. Hope an admin sees this. Fix please? content.gif
Acrune2007-09-05 15:06:12
Or you could just not use fishy staff pointing syntax to kill yourself tongue.gif
Pentu2007-09-05 15:13:55
It'd make sense if 'himself' and 'Gabranth' were switched around...
Callus2007-09-05 15:47:11
QUOTE(Pentu @ Sep 5 2007, 05:13 PM) 438911
It'd make sense if 'himself' and 'Gabranth' were switched around...


Yes. Yes it would.
Shamarah2007-09-05 17:21:45
Hmm...

You order a pooka bound in shadows entity to manipulate Diamante.
3054h, 4039m, 3297e, 10p ex-l diamante

He is a glistening mugwump titan and isn't nearly as cool as Shamarah. He wishes
he could be as awesome as Shamarah is. Shamarah is his idol and his hero.
Shamarah is the greatest guy ever and everyone should worship him. He is wearing
a Circlet of Lucidity, a parafilament purse, 2 braided rope brooches, a beryl
eagle brooch, polished black boots, a black studded belt, a pair of fingerless
black gloves, a thick, hooded cloak of black, a set of black widow battle robes,
a silver mirror necklace, and a silver torc.
Unknown2007-09-05 17:40:37
Just for fun..

Disclaimer: These snippets are from the second day of open beta since that is when I created Aesyra.

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Aesyra
Sex : Female Race : Merian
Level : 1 (0%) Rank : Neophyte
Health : 334/334 Endurance : 570/570
Mana : 352/352 Willpower : 660/660
Ego : 660/346 Reserves : 0%
You stand tall as a proud citizen of the Mighty Province of Magnagora.
You have reached the rank of 'Serf' in your city.
You are a Freshmen Novice in the Nihilists.
You are a Vagrant in the Fellowship of Explorers
You are 16 years old.
You were born on the 7th of Urlachmar, 84 years after the Coming of Estarra.
Yep, I am a fish.. deep down. dry.gif

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********************************************************
Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lavina NOV On On
Aventi 1 On On
Ratimir 1 On On
Aesyra NOV On On
Zsachmael 1 On On
Nevyn 1 On On
Brona 1 On On
Bajazet 1 On On
Alren 1 On On
Semele 1 On On
Dias 1 On On
Azuka 1 On On
Beren 1 On On
Kedros 1 On On
Bricriu 1 On On
Ildryn 1 On On
Silvenae 1 On On
Murphy 1 On On
Sudoxe 1 On On
Aesthyr NOV On On
*******************************************************************************


Clise you so totally stole the name.. and I never knew Murphy started as Nihilist?!


QUOTE
You reach out and touch the Megalith of Doom.
The power of the nexus is at 1531.
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News summary for Aesyra:

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Comments: Read 0/1 articles.
Announce: Read 0/6 articles.
Politics: Read 0/0 articles.
Events: Read 0/0 articles.
Magnagora: Read 0/16 articles.


I liked those news so much better...
QUOTE

ANNOUNCE NEWS #2
Date: 10/8/2004 at 2:07
From: Roark Libertas
To : Everyone
Subj: NeoCredits

Some of you got extra neocredits when you created your character. This
was a bug and it has been fixed, so please don't send inquiries about
your character not getting them. For those who did benefit from this
bug, we are going to be nice and let you keep the bonus. Think of it as
winning the Lusternia lottery!

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Estar, in the year 100 CE.
I never got them.. I'm so unlucky.

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An abandoned shop.
You see a sign here instructing you that WARES is the command to see what is
for sale.
You see exits leading northwest and down (closed door).
368h, 352m, 660e, 0p, 736en, 920w ex-wares

Proprietor: Nobody.
--------(Item)-------(Description)----------------------------(Stock)-(Price)-
368h, 352m, 660e, 0p, 736en, 920w ex-nw


Imagine a world without shops! ohmy.gif

QUOTE
(Magnagora): Val says, "Anyone at the megalith?"

(Magnagora): Narsrim says, "I am."
(without words) tongue.gif

EDIT:

QUOTE
Credits currently available for purchase:
5 credits at 1950 gold per credit.
242 credits at 2000 gold per credit.
Total credits for sale: 247 shown (247 total) (Average sale price: 1590)
Use CREDITS BUY AT to purchase.


Damn it so expensive. Look at the average sale price! THAT'S a decent price I'll buy at!
Unknown2007-09-05 17:54:38
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Sep 5 2007, 12:21 PM) 438940
He is a glistening mugwump titan and isn't nearly as cool as Shamarah. He wishes
he could be as awesome as Shamarah is. Shamarah is his idol and his hero.
Shamarah is the greatest guy ever and everyone should worship him. He is wearing
a Circlet of Lucidity, a parafilament purse, 2 braided rope brooches, a beryl
eagle brooch, polished black boots, a black studded belt, a pair of fingerless
black gloves, a thick, hooded cloak of black, a set of black widow battle robes,
a silver mirror necklace, and a silver torc.


You are my new patron saint.
Unknown2007-09-05 19:31:08
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12.2.4.2 GLOMDORING COMMUNE, THE HEART OF DARKNESS

Dark Marshall: Veyda
Divine Patron: Shamarah, the Cool and Awesome Owl
Shadow Court: Jayden, Geran, and Yeralih
Divine Consulate: Shikari, Viravain
Ambassador: Tajalli
Minister of Power: Lisarel
Treasurer: Xenthos
Steward: Xinemus
Minister of Trade: Chandestri
Chancellor: Exeryte
Minister of Cultural Affairs: Druken
Librarian: (nobody)


EDIT: Won't let me change the formatting to make it look better.. oh well.