Message #18000 Sent by: Ialie
09/10 12:36 "You have been declared an enemy of my vagina."

Elder God Morgfyre, the Legion thunder, "They're everywhere, man!"



I LOVE MORGY! Err. Elo's so not wubbing me after this, nay nay.

...Did any other female players get this weird PM? Cause, I don't remember looking Dutch or Native American...

Amazing.

I want one. Or at least, I wish I had been clever enough to write it.

...I had no idea you were really a girl.

You don't have to be a girl to appreciate funny messages! It's especially funny if you're the only one who got it...

Look out for the guards.

they're aggro

The parley process is all right, though.

Yes, hopefully if I pay her enough gold, she'll unenemy and let me back in.

(Blacktalon): Cronnacht says, "What do you call four crows milling about the
side of the Great Southern Highway?"

(Blacktalon): Kundu (from the Aetherways) says, "What?"

(Blacktalon): Cronnacht says, "An attempted murder!"

(Blacktalon): Cronnacht says, "So, a crow is sitting high up in a Ravenwood tree
doing nothing. Along comes a rabbit and asks the crow if can join him in doing
nothing."

(Blacktalon): Cronnacht says, "The crow says, sure! The rabbit lays down by the
base of tree and does as little as possible."

(Blacktalon): Cronnacht says, "A thornbeast comes along and kills the rabbit."

(Blacktalon): Cronnacht says, "The moral of the story: He who does nothing must
do it while high in a tree."

(Blacktalon): Cronnacht says, "Ba dum dum."

(Blacktalon): Kundu (from the Aetherways) says, "That one needs a bit of work,
K'z'ian."

(Blacktalon): Cronnacht says, "Yeah. It is a little dry."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Geb (from the Aetherways) says, "I like poo."

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Dear Forren

Long have i felt this, and i can't control it any longer. oh forren i
love you dearly!
my beloved i wish to make a life with you grow older and have a house
maybe some children!

yours truely Krin

HAHAHA

Arriszen Who Hungers says to Yrael, "You're silly, ma'am!"

Yrael Carthan, Antediluvian Shade says, "..ma'am?"

Arriszen Who Hungers says, "Oh, I'm sorry! Sir! I often get confused..."

Yrael Carthan, Antediluvian Shade says, "Well, I suppose there was a first for
everything.

Yrael Carthan, Antediluvian Shade says to you, "Not. A. Word."

You say, "Yes ma'am."

Hefting both weapons above his head, Yrael begins swinging them in circles and
bellows out incomprehensibly.
With a focused look, Yrael strikes at you with a lightweight golden battle
hammer, but his swing hits your powerful aura and rebounds back into himself.
Yrael pulps him savagely in the nose, breaking it across the bridge and causing
blood to splurt forth.
With a focused look, Yrael strikes at you with a lightweight golden battle
hammer, but his swing hits your powerful aura and rebounds back into himself.
Yrael pulps himself for only a glancing blow to the side of his own head.

That's exactly why one shouldn't play Truth or Dare!

Wow, Aesyra... you should totally break the engagement with Forren. 200 months and counting... he's even getting other offers already.

it broke already?

(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Kalodan."
(Serenwilde): Lisaera says, "Shut your mouth."

Bwahaha.

Apparently there is a god of breasts, and Estarra worships it!


ANNOUNCE NEWS #902
Date: 9/11/2007 at 5:00
From: Estarra, the Eternal
To : Everyone
Subj: Lusternia Temporarily Down

We experienced a crash earlier tonight and I apologize to everyone who
was inconvenienced by it. Though it took about 90 minutes to track down,
we were able to isolate and fix the problem -- thanks to Roark and
several other members of IRE. (For those who want to know the technical
reasons for our crash, it was related to a MySQL freeze up.) No system
is perfect and we have enjoyed great stability since we've been open.
Perhaps it was simply our time to pay the dues to the silicone gods, and
now that we have we'll be good for another 3 years!

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "SHALOM, PRINCESS. *BASHBRAINS*."