Arix tells you, "Imagine: You're walking through a dark alley, shadows shifting all around you. Suddenly, a noise from behind. Then you hear...PLINK PLINK PLIIIIIIIINK! and a fat guy runs up and steals your pants."
3198h, 3387m, 2770e, 10p esSix-

(Random channel) Krin says, "Thats like saying because a taurian tought blademaster all ur'guards have to worship thoros."
(Random channel) Krin says, ".."
(Random channel) Krin says, "Tauros."

All right, did you come up with that or did it come from somewhere? I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time.

Bow to teh Thoros! (and Her name is/was Tauro, not Tauros. >_>)

After a discussion about the importance of the applications of math:

(House d'Murani): Veonira says, "Yeah I shave my balls during Iron Council meetings."

I knew it

Orly?

(Magnagora): Balizar says, "I'll be in the dark room, first one to show up gets
my business."

Maths is the ultimate expression of love!
<_< I'm joining the Elostian fanbase.

Actually, Bellators is two parts old folks' home, one part 4chan, and three parts Yrael.

(Bellator Societas): Ciaran (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "You guys are dickin me, baalphegar is nowhere to be found :0."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "I swear to god."

(Bellator Societas): Ciaran (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Odd, because I nevre get to a new room."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "Your a n00b then."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, ":(."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "Really."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "Your Urth dude."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "You can't get there as an Urth."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "Lolz."

(Bellator Societas): Ciaran (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "O rly?"

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "U noob."

(Bellator Societas): Ciaran (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I've gotten to the others."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "Yeah but he's different."

(Bellator Societas): Ciaran (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Annoying."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "He's the demon lord of knowledge."

You tell Fly Thoros La'Saet, Ward of the Wyrd, "Evil."

(Bellator Societas): Thoros says, "You need knowledge to get to him."

Thoros tells you, "Rofl."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "HE'S HOOKD ON PHONICZ."

Thoros tells you, "Dude he's probbaly already there : P."

Thoros tells you, "So I give up."

Thoros tells you, "Hehe."

Yrael makes up for everything else Especially his kitty avatar.

Only now I see how that could be taken out of context.

I dislike your signature.

But only because I can't tell if the boy is in complete denial, or the man dressed up, or the police got the wrong dude...

(Bellator Societas): Desitrus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I love my
new slain wav."
(Bellator Societas): Desitrus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "When I kill
a player it plays the old mega man boss vanquished sound effect."
(Bellator Societas): Desitrus (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Zoooooooo
SHEW SHEW SHEw Shew shew shew."

Awesome. Wish I could do that.

Acknor Road. (road). (Village of Acknor.?)
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water. The stars twinkle in
the clear night sky. An orc child stands here, picking his nose. Grandmaster of
Sacrifice, Desitrus Kamau, the Flowing Fist is here. He wields a platinum-etched
steel tahto in his left hand.
You see exits leading north, south, and west.
--
Desitrus preaches to an orc child of the great glory and goodness found by those
who follow the Light, and that New Celest is the bastion of the blessed.
An orc child asks Desitrus what's in it for him if the Village of Acknor were to
follow the Righteous Principality of New Celest.
--

Yrael comes barreling in from the north.
He tries to barge you southwards, but without much success.
--

Yrael Carthan, Antediluvian Shade says, "Oh dear."

(Serenwilde): Xiel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmm...what all kinds
of instruments can a Bard use?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Mandolins, lyres, lutes...uh."
(Serenwilde): You say, "One more."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Oh, violas."
(Serenwilde): Xiel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Those four? Thanks!"
(Serenwilde): You say, "No problem."
(Serenwilde): Finchy (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "We have a lute to
choose form, I am no Lyre I can tell you, unfortunately, there's no pun for the
Mandolin, which makes me violant at times when I think about it."

sigh, facepalm, etc.

Yrael tells you, "((A burning torrent of tears oozes across the sky. You howl in pain as your eardrums explode, filled with the whinging of Demigods that tumble should not be nerfed.))"

Yrael tells you, "((There's your bloody theme.))"

My new zap is the killer!

(Magnagora): Malarious says, "I had a 14 day TF before I was like OMG O_O."

(Magnagora): Yrael (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "(Magnagora): Malarious says, "I had a 14
day TF before I was like OMG O_O.""