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Jack2007-09-13 17:32:54
QUOTE(Shiri @ Sep 13 2007, 12:18 PM) 441519
(Serenwilde): Xiel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Hmm...what all kinds
of instruments can a Bard use?"
(Serenwilde): You say, "Mandolins, lyres, lutes...uh."
(Serenwilde): You say, "One more."
(Serenwilde): You say, "Oh, violas."
(Serenwilde): Xiel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Those four? Thanks!"
(Serenwilde): You say, "No problem."
(Serenwilde): Finchy (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "We have a lute to
choose form, I am no Lyre I can tell you, unfortunately, there's no pun for the
Mandolin, which makes me violant at times when I think about it."

sigh, facepalm, etc.

I love him.
Unknown2007-09-13 18:32:11
Ejei exclaims, "Mister slash Misses Nejii did say CGHELP, GHELP, and... one other one... contained everything I'd need to know!"
Unknown2007-09-13 19:22:52
QUOTE(shadow @ Sep 13 2007, 01:32 PM) 441609
Ejei exclaims, "Mister slash Misses Nejii did say CGHELP, GHELP, and... one other one... contained everything I'd need to know!"


I sense a new title coming on...
Creslin2007-09-13 19:32:35
Now, normally when I WHO in my manse, I see just me and any gods that are about, and I assumed that the WHO just picked up people in the same manse as you. Today, I see this:

QUOTE
who

The Collective of Ixchilgal Mes'ard, the(Lower left lung)
Ecclesiarch Creslin (A quiet study)


I have to ask myself..is Ixchilgal in my lower left lung?? shocked.gif
Callus2007-09-13 21:08:17
Screw that... Ixchilgal is ALIVE? ohmy.gif
Shiri2007-09-14 01:09:42
QUOTE(shadow @ Sep 13 2007, 07:32 PM) 441609
Ejei exclaims, "Mister slash Misses Nejii did say CGHELP, GHELP, and... one other one... contained everything I'd need to know!"


Ha. I bet I know which that is too.
Reiha2007-09-14 01:24:32
QUOTE(Creslin @ Sep 13 2007, 12:32 PM) 441628
Now, normally when I WHO in my manse, I see just me and any gods that are about, and I assumed that the WHO just picked up people in the same manse as you. Today, I see this:
I have to ask myself..is Ixchilgal in my lower left lung?? shocked.gif

It's been changed so that you can see other people in their aethermanses, too, from what I heard. I think it's back to normal, though.
Hazar2007-09-14 02:30:19
** This will be a city-based competition! **
You tell Morgfyre, the Legion, "((Dun be hatin the communes.))"
An august and reserved voice proudly tells you, "Silence, swamp-dweller."
Rattusk2007-09-14 04:37:45
(Magnagora): Stangmar says, "Aye, nothing is as fun as a public stoning."
Aison2007-09-14 07:02:30
-Told to make stuff. Makes wallfeatures.-

Lady Malicia Aurendil says to you, "Drapes!"

-Goes comm hunting, then builds surprise drapes.-

Malicia pull vivid pink drapes closed, darkening the room.

You say, "Pink oness."

Lady Malicia Aurendil screams, "PINK ONES AISON I LOVE YOU!"
Arin2007-09-14 07:57:38
New Novice (but now recent graduate)

She is a bouncing furrikin and resembles a mere four-and-a-half foot tall
rabbit, with gunmetal grey fur and violet eyes. She is built slight, but agile,
like a dancer or a gymnast, and posesses thicker hips and long digigrade legs,
but a much weaker upper body. Not someone you want to get kicked by, even as
small as she is...
Http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/158...by_askerian.jpg. She is wearing a long black dress, and a snowy pack frosted with
silver snowflakes.

mad.gif jawdrop.gif crying.gif wtf.gif eek.gif banghead.gif explode.gif die.gif withstupid.gif
Unknown2007-09-14 08:17:05
(Bellator Societas): Nejii says, "Aes, take me bashing Americans?"

They keep coming!

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "You thrust your palm towards George W Bush and a burst of silver light shoot out from it burning into George W Bush, who cries out in pain. YOU HAVE SCORED A WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL HIT!!!"

(Bellator Societas): Pentu says, "Give george w bush to terrorist, get 1mil gold."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "A king's ransom falls out of George W Bush's corpse."

(Bellator Societas): Tael says, "You have been declared a formal enemy of the United States of America. >.>."

dry.gif

>_>

EDIT: And ROFL Arin. Is that for real?! HAHAHAHAHA
Arin2007-09-14 09:12:00
Sadly... I must say yes...
Unknown2007-09-14 14:39:06
QUOTE(Arin @ Sep 14 2007, 02:57 AM) 441795
She is a bouncing furrikin and resembles a mere four-and-a-half foot tall
rabbit, with gunmetal grey fur and violet eyes. She is built slight, but agile,
like a dancer or a gymnast, and posesses thicker hips and long digigrade legs,
but a much weaker upper body. Not someone you want to get kicked by, even as
small as she is...
Http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/158...by_askerian.jpg. She is wearing a long black dress, and a snowy pack frosted with
silver snowflakes.


"Hey, have you met the new girl? Cathy?"

"Yeah. Now -there's- someone I wouldn't want to get kicked by."
Unknown2007-09-14 14:53:03
QUOTE(Arin @ Sep 14 2007, 02:57 AM) 441795
New Novice (but now recent graduate)

She is a bouncing furrikin and resembles a mere four-and-a-half foot tall
rabbit, with gunmetal grey fur and violet eyes. She is built slight, but agile,
like a dancer or a gymnast, and posesses thicker hips and long digigrade legs,
but a much weaker upper body. Not someone you want to get kicked by, even as
small as she is...
Http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs10/i/2006/158...by_askerian.jpg. She is wearing a long black dress, and a snowy pack frosted with
silver snowflakes.

mad.gif jawdrop.gif crying.gif wtf.gif eek.gif banghead.gif explode.gif die.gif withstupid.gif


Did she seriously use the word 'digigrade'? It's not even a real word, it's more of a slang word, and even in that sense she didn't use it correctly...also, what color is 'gunmetal'?

I sense a visitor from one of IREs other well-known games, which I won't name to protect the identity of the games involved, as well as to avoid bad-mouthing other IRE games on the forums.
Unknown2007-09-14 16:56:37
Apparently digigrade is widely used in the furry community...


Edit: Bah! My brain is largely disconnected from my fingers and my typos are almost always complete words. Just completely wrong.
Unknown2007-09-14 17:07:40
QUOTE(requiem dot exe @ Sep 14 2007, 11:56 AM) 441904
Apparently digigrade is widely used in the forum community...


It's used often enough, but she even used it wrong. It has nothing to do with your legs, it's more about the feet.

This is like when a younger brother or sister tries to say something clever and funny, and gets it completely wrong in the process and all of the older kids laugh at them...

If you were wondering, yes, I am that younger brother. unsure.gif
Amarysse2007-09-14 17:30:19
You did at least point out what was wrong with her description, I hope?

...And I wonder if she's aware that the character in that picture is actually male.
Unknown2007-09-14 17:32:20
QUOTE(Amarysse @ Sep 14 2007, 12:30 PM) 441914
You did at least point out what was wrong with her description, I hope?

...And I wonder if she's aware that the character in that picture is actually male.


Wait, what?

I can't even load that picture...
Amarysse2007-09-14 17:37:16
For some reason, there's an extra http:// in the link.

This one should work.


Oh, and this just in.

QUOTE
(Glomdoring): Someone (from the Aetherways) says, "Nothing Matters but Glomdoing."
2705h, 2866m, 3485e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Somebody says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"
2705h, 2866m, 3485e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Someoneelse says, "Glory be to Glomdoring!"
2705h, 2866m, 3485e, 10p ex-
(Glomdoring): Blah (from the Aetherways) says, "Greetmotto."