Heh, I would've left him alone except that he's criticising other people as if he's better.

Apparently the reason he's champion is some fluke involving people not voting in Kaervas, someone I'd sure he'd admit is just a better combatant, and Kaervas being the only other person to get within range of contesting, too.

Lady Malicia Aurendil says, "Man, I really should shave off this beard..."
3000h, 2460m, 2640e, 10p elrx-

Yes, I did get wrecked by Sarrasri becuse I chose to duel her when skull was in retrograde, my god I should go hide under a rock



You shouldn't believe everything you hear, I won simply becuse kaervas shows up every two days to bash astral and log off. I am here practicly all the time and I do more than that.

There's an awful lot of bitterness going around for a section called, "The Funnies"

Complete and total sarcasm. I guess I lose

(The Star Council): Catarin says, "How are brothels anathema to the Light?"
(The Star Council): Myndaen says, "I can't imagine brothels would be anathema to
the Light."
(The Star Council): Catarin says, "As long as the participants are adults and
willing it seems a sound business venture. And may serve to prevent ill advised
marriages."
(The Star Council): Kaalak (from the Aetherways) says, "And...let me guess who
would run the thing."
(The Star Council): Catarin says, "Well, it is a trade sort of venture..."
(The Star Council): You say, "Kaalak; stop me from speaking."
(The Star Council): Kaalak (from the Aetherways) says, "Yeah. Catarin. 'Voice of
Reason.' Today's Special also on brandy and masks!"
(The Star Council): Catarin says, "Do brandy and masks usually go along with
such things? I am afraid I am not very knowledgeable of them."
(The Star Council): Kaalak (from the Aetherways) says, "Then a business partner
is in order."
(The Star Council): Kaalak (from the Aetherways) says, "And we need a cook. And
a tailor."
(The Star Council): Catarin says, "There is always research...."
(The Star Council): Desitrus says, "Isn't that what the whole thing is about?"
(The Star Council): Desitrus says, "Business partners."
(The Star Council): Kaalak (from the Aetherways) says, "I can just imagine these
WONDEFUL freizes of such INTERESTING things."
(The Star Council): Catarin says, "We should support the arts."
(The Star Council): Kaalak (from the Aetherways) says, "Let me work up a
portfolio Catarin. Come to my manse to inspect it."
(The Star Council): Kaalak (from the Aetherways) says, "And hey if the clients
are not literate just point to the pictures!"
(The Star Council): Catarin says, "Indeed. We wish to be accessible."
(The Star Council): Kaalak (from the Aetherways) says, "ALL about access."

... some time later ...

(The Star Council): Myndaen says, "Easy access?"

Doors are medicine for stupid people. You apply them on the head.

In jokingly attempting to get Melanchthon to join the guild:



(Celest): Doman (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I see...a Melanchthon."

(Celest): You say, "Well I'll be."

(Celest): Doman says, "Help me convince him to seek Lumosis."

(Celest): You say, "Melanchthon. Seek Lumosis."

(Celest): Forren says, "He can do what pleases him, Doman."

You tell Grandmaster Doman, "What crawled up Forren's ass?"

Doman tells you, "It's name is frank. it is a spider the size of a dinner plate."

-makes a pet spider named frank-

(Magnagora): Tom says, "What can wands do?"

(Magnagora): Gaddy says, "Kill."

(Magnagora): You say, "Wands can be enchanted."

(Magnagora): Gaddy says, "Oh I thought you said wounds."

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Sorry, Caed. I like dick."

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "ALOT!"
---later
(The Daughters of Attai): Caedryn says, "Looks like we've got a TMI on clan 11, TMI on clan 11."

(The Daughters of Attai): Ixion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Caed, when you look in a mirror at your a:censor:, do you think of me?"

And they keep coming..

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Just because I ate babies and
devour small kittens doesnt mean I'm evil."

(The Daughters of Attai): Marina (from the Ethereal Plane) says, " is a transvestite who can't
decide if he likes dick or vagina."

Removed person makes it quite hilarious.....

The quotes from that clan are starting to really cross the line

Marina is just having a bad day.

Though sometimes I wonder why I am in that clan.

(The Daughters of Attai): Caedryn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Welcome to Lusternia, please shelve your sense of giving a :censored: to the left, you can collect it on the way out."

(The Daughters of Attai): Ixion (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I have no idea why, but a very very small amount of leghair is arousing."

And I never said that in the clan. LIES! And out of context too!!