Quotes 3

by Charune

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Clise2007-10-08 02:59:03
The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "You gonna be around
in about 3 hours?"
The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Oops."
The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Ignore the voices in
your head."

The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Sacred Crone echoes in your head, "I must
convince you to take a different name, child."
You tell Lisaera, the Sacred Crone, "But I had this one for years."
The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Sacred Crone echoes in your head, "And I've had
Mine since before your race existed."
You tell Lisaera, the Sacred Crone, "Ah hmmm a new name would be confusing to
many though."
The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Sacred Crone echoes in your head, "Perhaps so.
Ah well, I suppose if you learn too many of Our secrets, We will simply... ah...
deal with you."
You tell Lisaera, the Sacred Crone, "Umm ok...."

secret.gif oops.gif zap.gif
Aison2007-10-08 03:02:17
CODE
(Order): You say, "I have yet to feel one of those lightning bolts."

(Order): Terentia says, "You sound remorseful."

2907h, 4254m, 5040e, 10p exk-
A precise lance of scorching blue flame shoots across the heavens.
You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of
flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to
set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is
surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to
Terentia's anger.
1454h, 2165m, 2520e, 10p exk-
You take a drink from a sapphire vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
2225h, 2165m, 2520e, 10p exk-

(Order): You say, "Yikes!"
(Order): Terentia says, "Corrected."
Unknown2007-10-08 06:22:59
I told her once she was responsible for me making a stupid mistake and dying....

.. Next second I was dead again ...

<3 Terentia. Always fun to play with if you want to catch lightning bolts.
Acrune2007-10-08 17:12:49
Still wub.gif Terentia. The painful lightning keeps me warm on cold nights. happy.gif
Nariah2007-10-08 17:16:37
QUOTE
3239h, 4974m, 3990e, 10p, 21698en, 18387w elrxk-
Viravain's Pestering Licence slithers around your tongue.
3239h, 4974m, 3990e, 10p, 21698en, 18387w elrxk-

suspicious.gif


Shayle2007-10-08 17:36:09
Spelling has been horrid lately, in game and out!
Unknown2007-10-08 17:39:06
Isn't it time for a new thread of quotes?

Someone should post some of the answers to the 3 Year Quiz.
Stangmar2007-10-08 20:54:06
I've actually been warming up to Terentia lately, and those insults towards Kalodan make my day. <3
Kharvik2007-10-08 21:51:19
QUOTE(Clise @ Oct 7 2007, 10:59 PM) 447561
The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Sacred Crone echoes in your head, "I must
convince you to take a different name, child."
You tell Lisaera, the Sacred Crone, "But I had this one for years."
The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Sacred Crone echoes in your head, "And I've had
Mine since before your race existed."
You tell Lisaera, the Sacred Crone, "Ah hmmm a new name would be confusing to
many though."
The Divine voice of Lisaera, the Sacred Crone echoes in your head, "Perhaps so.
Ah well, I suppose if you learn too many of Our secrets, We will simply... ah...
deal with you."
You tell Lisaera, the Sacred Crone, "Umm ok...."

secret.gif oops.gif zap.gif


Rofl.
Daganev2007-10-09 00:03:35

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "Revan censor.gif with the wrong person."

(Disciples of Klangratch): You say, "His wife?"

(Disciples of Klangratch): Murphy says, "Me."
Shamarah2007-10-09 00:17:40
About Thoros:

(Bellator Societas): Eilar (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He's
roleplaying a psychopathic light hater."

(Bellator Societas): Eilar (from the Prime Material Plane) says, ""What, we're
out of toilet roll? SURELY, THIS IS THE WORK OF DAMNABLE CELEST.""

===

(Bellator Societas): Yrael says, "Why do I bother? Geb might as well be stoned
for all the needling you can do to him."

===

(Bellator Societas): Geb (from the Aetherways) says, "Forren is someone I took
under my wing. Now look at him, the prime grifer fish."
Aison2007-10-09 03:02:15

(House Aurendil): Mitch says, "Holy crap."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion says, "What?"

(House Aurendil): Mitch says, "Shift through doors and walls by phasing out of reality."

(House Aurendil): Nydekion says, "Yeah."

(House Aurendil): Talkan says, "They'll never be able to kidnap you."

Hazar2007-10-09 05:35:13
After about 10 minutes of back-and-forth, Kalodan refers to Glomdoring using Kethuru's 'offal'.

You tell Ember of the Ancestors, Kalodan Faechild, Hierophant of the Wildes, "So
I kill people by dragging them into censor.gif and covering them with it?"

Kalodan tells you, "No, you run around, gather your own feces, plant it in the
ground, and drool on it while waiting for it to grow into a tree."
Unknown2007-10-09 07:52:05
Marina has been slain in the Shadowvale Arena by Spinner Marina Whytetower,
Proselyte of Dusk.

Damn existentialist arena duels.
Shiri2007-10-09 14:06:52
Anyway, heroes.
Going to be spoilers?
No.
Other than Verithrax's obligatory spoiler about how Dumbledore killed Sylar or something.

Made me giggle. happy.gif
Arix2007-10-09 14:10:48
Lupin dies!
Faymar2007-10-09 15:08:46
And after that, Mr D
Unknown2007-10-09 16:31:14
(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How art thou, what up with thee."
Aison2007-10-09 21:15:55
...

CODE
(Academy): Metaric says, "Hey everybody, up in this space, here/ Im asking this question,
on the academy Athe-eer/And I really hope you think that I am sincere/cause I really need
help with the gnome engineer/Im talking about that smoke mountain quest/You can get an
honours line/So people know youre the best/But Im having a real problem/Im getting very
stressed/But if someone helps a bit/I can figure the rest./I can get those balls of
glass/And I can give em to the queen really fast/My mastery of this is unsurpassed/But
here the part that really burns my/pride./I get to the top, balls in hand/I walk to the
catapult, just as planned/But the god-cursed thing is broke!/It makes me really want to
choke!/And the engineer/Has no I-deer/How to fix its gears!/And theres also a wall mason
here!/And I cant find mud anywhere near!/So I just need a couple of hints/Or I will keep
having these rhyming stints/And the people that help me the most/Will get their own,
rhyming boast!/I mean, the people who help me/Will get their own song, completely
free!/Made by me, and you can clearly see. /So someone please help make this all clear/Or
I will shed many a tear."
Shayle2007-10-09 21:28:43
QUOTE(Aison @ Oct 9 2007, 05:15 PM) 447996
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CODE
(Academy): Metaric says, "Hey everybody, up in this space, here/ Im asking this question,
on the academy Athe-eer/And I really hope you think that I am sincere/cause I really need
help with the gnome engineer/Im talking about that smoke mountain quest/You can get an
honours line/So people know youre the best/But Im having a real problem/Im getting very
stressed/But if someone helps a bit/I can figure the rest./I can get those balls of
glass/And I can give em to the queen really fast/My mastery of this is unsurpassed/But
here the part that really burns my/pride./I get to the top, balls in hand/I walk to the
catapult, just as planned/But the god-cursed thing is broke!/It makes me really want to
choke!/And the engineer/Has no I-deer/How to fix its gears!/And theres also a wall mason
here!/And I cant find mud anywhere near!/So I just need a couple of hints/Or I will keep
having these rhyming stints/And the people that help me the most/Will get their own,
rhyming boast!/I mean, the people who help me/Will get their own song, completely
free!/Made by me, and you can clearly see. /So someone please help make this all clear/Or
I will shed many a tear."


Wow!