Quotes 3

by Charune

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Richter2006-11-04 09:16:27
Drunken figurine betting:

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Postulant Kaalak, Apprentice of Altruism says, "I have 1b0 gold On Great Klthuru!"
Ialie2006-11-04 12:57:45

Teh UBER b1scuit of d00000m tells you, "You idiot! Do you remember my left
elbow?"
Soll2006-11-04 13:21:50
dots.gif I bet that was Fain. biggrin.gif
Gelo2006-11-04 13:51:53
You have emoted: Gelo slams his cudgel on the ground, releasing potent energies
onto the ground. He shrinks in size and proceeds to blimb on Sarin's back, ready
for a piggyback ride.

====BALANCE RECOVERED===

'moooma!
You say, "Moooma!"

The ground thrums as elemental energy momentarily manifests within.

"Eep!", Sarin screams in fright.

Sarin looks about herself, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.

'oops. I slammed my cudgel a little harder than I though
You say, "Oops. I slammed my cudgel a little harder than I though."

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Nice timing tongue.gif
Unknown2006-11-04 16:31:00
Nothing against Darrex, but I just had to quote that:



Serenguard Darrex says, "Alright. I'll get on it right away. Wait... Was that a semi-god that witnessed my oath?"


I'm not sure.. is semi more than demi? ninja.gif biggrin.gif
Ialie2006-11-04 16:59:19
Guild Novice Score Member Score Vote Rating
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Spiritsingers 5 69 5
Moondancers 1 65 3
Ur'Guard 14 61 1
Nihilists 7 57 2
Hartstone 13 57 2
Paladins 4 54 3
Celestines 5 53 7
Aquamancers 17 52 3
Harbingers 6 48 1
Cantors 8 44 0
Shadowdancers 8 42 1
Serenguard 4 41 4
Geomancers 9 38 4
Cacophony 6 27 2
Blacktalon 9 26 1
Ebonguard 11 20 3
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Can't help but to be proud.
Rauros2006-11-04 17:29:41
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omg
Daganev.. is hot
Acrune2006-11-04 18:10:48
QUOTE(diamondais @ Nov 3 2006, 03:58 PM) 350383

Enhrill tells you, "If you see Kayam again, I'm sure nobody would mind if you punted her around the room for a bit. Several of us witnessed her spitting on several people- including the MotherTree itself."

wub.gif I officially love Enhrill.


Surprised she didn't get enemied for her spitting habits. doh.gif
Diamondais2006-11-04 18:15:21
QUOTE(Acrune @ Nov 4 2006, 01:10 PM) 350729

Surprised she didn't get enemied for her spitting habits. doh.gif

So am I..she was blatently OOC while I was around, I told her to stop with her madness and she went on to say she was madness. Then that..I wish I hadnt given up Security, Idve enemied her in an instant and probably would have lost the position for overreacting with someone new from the Portal. *shrug* Would have been a worth while way to lose it.
Exeryte2006-11-04 18:50:05
Yes, another mercuric adventure.

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The fires in the Raven's Head Forge start to flicker and then burn out.

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 22.

You put a piece of coal into the Raven's Head Forge.

Good grief! As you attempt to fire up the Raven's Head Forge, what you thought was coal is revealed to be cinnabar and you melt it down into mercury.

You take a ball of mercury from the Raven's Head Forge.

You store 1 mercury, bringing the total to 141.

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 21.

You put a piece of coal into the Raven's Head Forge.

Good grief! As you attempt to fire up the Raven's Head Forge, what you thought was coal is revealed to be cinnabar and you melt it down into mercury.

You take a ball of mercury from the Raven's Head Forge.

You store 1 mercury, bringing the total to 142.

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 20.

You put a piece of coal into the Raven's Head Forge.

Good grief! As you attempt to fire up the Raven's Head Forge, what you thought was coal is revealed to be cinnabar and you melt it down into mercury.

You take a ball of mercury from the Raven's Head Forge.

You store 1 mercury, bringing the total to 143.

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 19.

You put a piece of coal into the Raven's Head Forge.

Good grief! As you attempt to fire up the Raven's Head Forge, what you thought was coal is revealed to be cinnabar and you melt it down into mercury.

You take a ball of mercury from the Raven's Head Forge.

You store 1 mercury, bringing the total to 144.

You remove 1 coal, bringing the total in the Rift to 18.

You put a piece of coal into the Raven's Head Forge.

You light the Raven's Head Forge, and work the bellows until the flames burn
hotly.

Beat that.
Vix2006-11-04 18:57:16
*jealous*
Lylly2006-11-04 19:01:56
I know it's not nice to make fun of novices, but I'm really not. This little Seeker brightened my day with her comment about manses...and I had to signature it too... tongue.gif



Seeker of the Moon, Lly says, "Manse?"

Srisa nods her head emphatically.

You say, "I want a manse."

You flap your arms madly.

Seeker of the Moon, Lly says, "What is manse? Can you eat it?"

Srisa, The Furrikin Singer smiles and says, "Someones home that rests between
the planes of existance."

You blink.

Aqua Adept Sojin Le'Furie says to Lly, "Think of it as a personal room.."

You roll on the floor, laughing.
Arix2006-11-04 19:10:34
QUOTE(Exeryte)
Mercury quote


My personal best (or worse, depending on how you view that sort of thing) was 11 in a row, prompting me to yell something about Celestian coal being utterly useless if you actually wanted to use it for anything. This was when I was a Seren and was buying Celest coal and using their kitchen
Daganev2006-11-04 20:14:05
QUOTE(Tervic @ Nov 4 2006, 12:15 AM) 350628

there's another funny that I forgot to log: At the aetherplex:

Daganev: give me all your stuff and everything will be ok. Trust me.

Vesar: Ok! *hands daganev his axe*

Daganev (to me on IRC after me bitching about something): give me all your stuff and everything will be ok. Trust me.

Me: !?!! censor.gif NO!



Best part was when someone else said : "Damn, looks like Yrael was doing it the hard way all these years"
Arix2006-11-04 20:34:53
Nementh Starfall, Rising Sun exclaims something unintelligible.
You hear through a small screech owl's ears: Nementh says, "Damn translated
owls... I hate you owl!"
Kharvik2006-11-05 02:24:43
(Griefers Anonymous): You say, "Polygamy isnt illegal here."

(Griefers Anonymous): Athana says, "Neither is incest, marry me poppa."
Veonira2006-11-05 02:30:17
Kharvik runs up to a wooly mammoth and envelops him in a massive bearhug.
A wooly mammoth lets out a blood-curdling scream.

A wooly mammoth settles down in a corner to sleep.
Tervic2006-11-05 08:00:24
QUOTE(daganev @ Nov 4 2006, 12:14 PM) 350788



Best part was when someone else said : "Damn, looks like Yrael was doing it the hard way all these years"

Aww I missed that part....



anyways.

(Market): You say, "Trans forger for hire."
(Market): Caedryn says, "Hello. My name is Caedryn, and I'm a transcendent
forger too."
(House of Shadows): Caedryn says, "*duck* AA meeting style."
(House of Shadows): You say, "Hiiii caeedryyyyn."





Verithrax2006-11-05 08:23:58
GO GO GADGET OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTE

Verithrax > Shiri
Shiri2006-11-05 14:45:28
(Moondancers): Derian says, "Ack...no power aides yet. I didn't even realize it
until I just tried to check the powerlog."
(Moondancers): You say, "Yeah, Rhosyn hasn't arrived just yet."

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Guildmember Rank Position GT GNT
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Elysiana 7 Protector On On
Derian 19 Security On On
Nejii 12 Security On On
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Total Guildmembers: 3

(Moondancers): You say, "I sent her a message with the list but."
(Moondancers): Sivriel (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Erk, I'm no longer
power aide."
(Moondancers): You say, "...yeah, Rhosyn hasn't arrived just yet. I sent her a
message with the list but."
(Moondancers): Sivriel (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Silly, I heard that
part already."
(Moondancers): You say, "Then why...?"
(Moondancers): Derian says, "Heh play along Sivriel, he's senile..."
(Moondancers): You say, "Silly Siv."
(Moondancers): You say, "Hey!!"
(Moondancers): You say, "I'm not the one repeating the same things other people
just said!"
(Moondancers): Derian says, "Wait...there are no power aides yet?"
(Moondancers): You say, "Sigh."