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Simimi2006-11-05 17:11:51

Lolli?
yes please
* Elaria sucks on Wendy's lolly
Wait, that sounds wrong.
* Aiwendil gives Mimi a lollipop
woot quotage
Unknown2006-11-05 17:52:05
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Songsmith Elryn, Laureate of the Leaves (Male Elfen).
He is 76 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Vestian, 84 years after the
Coming of Estarra.

...blah blah...

He is considered to be approximately 94605000% of your might.
Alts are fun. biggrin.gif It also makes elryn look super-human. tongue.gif
Shamarah2006-11-05 18:47:29
A few quotes from a few days ago and today.

(Bellator Societas): Athana (from the Aetherways) says, "OMG I have to tell you
the funniest story...it was my girlfriend's bday and we went to vegas and while
we were going up to our hotel room the receptionist is like someone phoned in
about a gift you should wait in your room for it..so we go up and the door bell
rings and it's a plummer and she's like omg omg it's a stripper I know it's a
stripper I hate stripper's totally not into that stuff so he's like "Hi I heard
there was a plumming problem in here" and she's like NO NO THERE ISNT ITS FINE
but he comes in anyway and it was actually a real plummer."

===

(Disciples of Klangratch): Vesar (from the Aetherways) says, "My secret to
getting wood is Nil."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Vesar (from the Aetherways) says, "I just go up
there, fall in pits, conceal them, and disarm them."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Vesar (from the Aetherways) says, "4 free wood."

(Disciples of Klangratch): Vesar (from the Aetherways) says, "Courtesy of
Ethelon, Ildaudid, and Ixion."

===

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Aetherways) says, "Its ok I passed a
motel the other day that had on its sign "Have your next Affair here!""

===

(Bellator Societas): Ixion says, "Im gonna be prolly nightwolf at one party, and
a Nazi at another."

(Bellator Societas): Vesar (from the Aetherways) says, "What's a nightwolf?"

(Bellator Societas): Athana says, "What's a Nazi?"

===

(Bellator Societas): Ashteru says, "Hold me....I just....deleted all my porn.
*swoon*."
Reiha2006-11-05 19:01:37
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Nov 5 2006, 10:47 AM) 351097

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Aetherways) says, "Its ok I passed a
motel the other day that had on its sign "Have your next Affair here!""

*peer*
Unknown2006-11-05 19:01:43
Boredom + sugar + 14 year old and her mother practicing for child's choir event =
....

Lusternia's Amazing Grace

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amazing grace (Please don't zap me Estarra)
how sweet the sound (Where's Kidaen!?!)
that saved a wretch (Lowly unworthy mortal am I)
like me (Don't ask)

I once was lost (Where in Nil did they just lose me?!?)
but now am found (YAY, Teleport Nexux FTW)
was blind, (GAH DAMN FAELEAF!!)
but now, I see. (Thank Nil for Myrtle.)

Think I'll go hide now...sugar's starting to wear off *wheeeeeeeee*

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Soll2006-11-05 19:02:58
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Diamondais2006-11-05 21:32:45
Amavan flaps his arms madly.
You say, "Climb down silly."
Amavan N'Rotha Mes'ard-to-be says, "Never!"
"Heh heh heh" Isarej chuckles.
Amavan N'Rotha Mes'ard-to-be says, "I'm being careful about falling anyways."
Amavan is blown, flailing, out of the tree.


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Acrune2006-11-05 22:33:52
QUOTE(BranwynSunfire @ Nov 5 2006, 02:01 PM) 351101

Boredom + sugar + 14 year old and her mother practicing for child's choir event =


Speaking of which, when we gonna see her on irc? pureevil.gif
Simimi2006-11-05 22:55:05

You all should join my MUD
It's called Oneroom MUD. We all stand around, and talk about our feelings. In one room.
ya quoting
>.>
Unknown2006-11-05 23:06:08
You sing, "I've got a lovely murder of crows..."
You sing, "There they are standing in a row..."
Arix2006-11-06 01:51:23
Simimi tells you, "Ass Goblin."
Simimi2006-11-06 02:43:37
Neerth tells you, "All right ... where did Yunast come from?"
3142h, 2968m, 2968e, 10p exk-

reply my head
You tell Head Archivist Neerth, Patriarch of Japhiel, "My head."
3142h, 2968m, 2968e, 10p exk-

reply right next to the recipe for sticky rice with pork, and the word "Snuffleupplegus"
You tell Head Archivist Neerth, Patriarch of Japhiel, "Right next to the recipe
for sticky rice with pork, and the word "Snuffleupplegus"."

hahaha, thought I would share that little gem
Isluna2006-11-06 07:20:41
A mottled blue wyvern gracefully stands here, arching its serpentine neck and flapping its massive leathery wings. A giant jovial wombat stands here on all fours. Neighing softly, a dappled grey horse trots
here.

p horse
A medium-sized horse trots slowly around the area, large brown eyes swivelling
around. Possessing a robust physique, stringent muscles expand and contract
across this trusty steed's frame. Obviously a strong breed, this mount is a
shade of light grey, dappled with white spots across its flowing coat.
A dappled grey horse exudes a quiet confidence.
He weighs about 1000 pounds.
His feedbag is getting low. It will last him approximately 15 months.
He is mountable as a medium horse.
He is loyal to Purveyor of the Hymn, Shaeden.
You see nothing in it.

You sent the following message to Shaeden: Dude you left your horse!

A dappled grey horse perks up its ears, then dashes off to an unheard summons.

You sent the following message to Shaeden: Awww was gonna see if the wyvern
would eat it...

Shaeden tells you, "... BAD."

You tell Purveyor of the Hymn, Shaeden Falathrim, "*tease*."

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Unknown2006-11-06 23:59:51
QUOTE(Acrune @ Nov 5 2006, 04:33 PM) 351187

Speaking of which, when we gonna see her on irc? pureevil.gif


5 mintues after I slaughter you halo.gif
Acrune2006-11-07 00:05:54
QUOTE(BranwynSunfire @ Nov 6 2006, 06:59 PM) 351594

5 mintues after I slaughter you halo.gif


paladin.gif I'm ready.
Kharaen2006-11-07 02:58:40
(Braves): Please welcome Foshizzle who joins as a novice freshman!

EDIT: 2006/11/07 02:58:09 - Foshizzle is now known as Manny.

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Veonira2006-11-07 03:03:39
While discussing an event that is going to happen on Imperian..

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Shamarah would eat human fetuses."

(Bellator Societas): Shamarah says, ":O."

(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Astral Plane) says, "Mm feces."

He made me laugh so hard I cried. In pain. Because I can't smile due to my stitched up lip.
Sarrasri2006-11-07 03:07:17
blink.gif He got feces from fetuses. laugh.gif
Unknown2006-11-07 03:42:37
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Been watching us for days now....
Unknown2006-11-07 07:16:29
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Kylera has been crushed to death by a small green frog.


Does that death message seem a bit silly to anyone but me?