My last fortune cookie - not kidding

(Pupils): Aiakon says, "Hail Kikyou."

(Geomancers): Aiakon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Furrikin filth."

(Geomancers): Aiakon (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Someone teach her."

(Magnagora): You say, "Any cosmic enchanters about?"

(Magnagora): Bauto says, "Well im off, be well."

(Magnagora): You say, "Take care, Bauto."

(Magnagora): You say, "I will pay 500 gold for one charge of waterwalk on a bracelet."

(Magnagora): Ildaudid (from the Aetherways) says, "You can rub my wand and it will make you walk on water."

(Magnagora): You say, "I need one for myself."

(Magnagora): Fain says, "I am sure you wish that many women would rub your wand, Ildaudid, but I do not care to hear about it so publicly."

(Magnagora): You say, "Greetings, Lord Fain."

(Magnagora): Hallen says, "Haha."

You tell Kalas Ildaudid, "Hahahahahhahah."

(Magnagora): Felandi says, "Greetings, Lord Fain."

(Magnagora): Anila says, "Hail Lord Fain."

(Magnagora): Veonira says, "Greetings, Lord Fain."

(Magnagora): Stagar says, "Hail, Lord Fain."

(Magnagora): Ildaudid (from the Aetherways) says, "Sorry my lord, it was directed at my fiance, and yes many would like to but I will keep it under wraps. Greetings my lord."

You say to a thoughtful scholar, "Escort!"

A thoughtful scholar exclaims, "What kind of scholar do you think I am?!"

You say to a thoughtful scholar, "Mm. I don't know."

A thoughtful scholar says, "I cannot hear you. The wind stole your voice."

You say, "I do know you're an escort to me now."

You grin mischievously at a thoughtful scholar.
A thoughtful scholar makes a short, vexed sound.

A thoughtful scholar exclaims, "I am not that type of man!"

A thoughtful scholar blushes furiously.

You chuckle long and heartily.

You say, "Not -that- type of escort."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

You say, "Sort of like..bodyguard."

A thoughtful scholar says, "Ohhh."

You chuckle long and heartily.

You pat a thoughtful scholar in a friendly manner.
A thoughtful scholar glances askance at you.

A thoughtful scholar says, "I see. For a moment there you had me worried, dear."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

You stick out your tongue and say, "I'm not -that- type of woman!"

A thoughtful scholar says, "I wasn't sure. You never know with some of the ladies in these mountains."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

You say, "Besides, you look pretty strong for a scholar. What have you been eating anyway?"

You peer at a thoughtful scholar unscrupulously.
A thoughtful scholar glances askance at you.

A thoughtful scholar says, "Rockeaters."

A thoughtful scholar says, "Moose."

A thoughtful scholar says, "Small children."

A thoughtful scholar says, "Anything that wanders my way really."

You say, "S-small children..?"

You say, "You won't..eat me, will you..?"

A thoughtful scholar says, "You're hardly small, my dear."

You wipe the back of your hand across your head in relief as you mutter, "Whew."

You say, "I think I should get you to your books. Travelling must be tiring."

A thoughtful scholar shakes his head.

A thoughtful scholar says, "Wind again."

You say, "I think I should get you to your books. Travelling must be tiring.
Would you like that?"

A thoughtful scholar exclaims, "Yes, that would be wonderful. Thank you!"

Good thing novices were never meant to hear GT...

A thoughtful scholar says, "Anything that wanders my way really."

You say, "S-small children..?"

You say, "You won't..eat me, will you..?"

A thoughtful scholar says, "You're hardly small, my dear."

I would have abused him for implying I was fat.

Note~ not that I think Aneide is fat, and not that there is anything wrong with being fat, I just displace my own complex onto others because hey, it's what I do.

He wasn't talking about small Vs fat at all... and by the way that would have been thin or skinny not 'small' then, he was talking about small(height)-children vs tall or small-children(young) vs mature. He was saying that the character he was talking to wasn't 5-6 years old or something like that.

Edit:I really don't see how you got "you are fat" out of that interaction.

He wasn't talking about small Vs fat at all... and by the way that would have been thin or skinny not 'small' then, he was talking about small(height)-children vs tall or small-children(young) vs mature. He was saying that the character he was talking to wasn't 5-6 years old or something like that.

Edit:I really don't see how you got "you are fat" out of that interaction.

He wasn't talking about small Vs fat at all... and by the way that would have been thin or skinny not 'small' then, he was talking about small(height)-children vs tall or small-children(young) vs mature. He was saying that the character he was talking to wasn't 5-6 years old or something like that.

Edit:I really don't see how you got "you are fat" out of that interaction.

Dude.. you seriously need to lighten up.

That is a pretty common gag, where someone says someone else isn't small and they accuse them of calling them fat.

Seriously. You post so much condescending crap sometimes.

*pats* Play nice!

(Disciples of Klangratch): Shamarah (from the Pearl of the Amberle) says, "Bah,
this is a boring FFA."
3586h, 3850m, 4642e, 10p elrx<>-

The Portal of Fate flashes as Yata steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.
3586h, 3850m, 4642e, 10p elrx<>-

(Disciples of Klangratch): Talkan (from the Pearl of the Amberle) says, "You
calling me boring?"
3586h, 3850m, 4642e, 10p elrx<>-

(Disciples of Klangratch): Shamarah (from the Pearl of the Amberle) says, "The
only other people are not-really-fighters or other Celestines!"
3586h, 3850m, 4642e, 10p elrx<>-

(Disciples of Klangratch): Shamarah (from the Pearl of the Amberle) says,
"Celestine vs. Celestine combat is boring, I can't inquisition ."
3586h, 3850m, 4642e, 10p elrx<>-

(Disciples of Klangratch): Talkan (from the Pearl of the Amberle) says, "I
can't either."
3586h, 3850m, 4642e, 10p elrx<>-

Lady Malicia La'Saet, Blade Inquisitor declares that the free-for-all combat
shall commence immediately! May the most skilled win!
3586h, 3850m, 4642e, 10p elrx<>-

He wasn't talking about small Vs fat at all... and by the way that would have been thin or skinny not 'small' then, he was talking about small(height)-children vs tall or small-children(young) vs mature. He was saying that the character he was talking to wasn't 5-6 years old or something like that.

Edit:I really don't see how you got "you are fat" out of that interaction.