http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILNdUlSlZCw

fusion dance

Constipated ones, no less.

Someone says, "Glad I don't live in America."

Constipated testicles? Wha??

You peer at Kharvik unscrupulously.


You have discharged kharvik from The Black Soil Conclave.

side note: he was in a guild clan when he's no longer in the guild)

Kharvik tells you, "That was my favorite clan, I cant believe you did that. YOUR
RUINING MY LIFE *throws self to ground in tempertantrum*."

Shamarah is such a Griefer!!!!!!! *jk

Squire Ruiku Dekoven of the Armies of Light shouts, "Aye, it feels good to stroke ourselves when we're not beating the Nil out of taint-scum."

It feels good to... stroke yourselves *eyebrow*

Gorky Hardbottom's voice reverberates, "If ye wish to stroke yerselves then I give to ye a free-for-all. All strokers welcome to participate! Stroke to yer heart's content!"

The firmament reverberates as the voice of Charune, the Lord of the Hunt resounds, "Poor Gorky... Trust a gnome to have to lock them all in an arena in order to get in on some stroking."

So. Celestian masturbatory habits revealed, eh? Those aren't stars in the Pool....

I blame the shouting match between Celest and Magangora that was going on just before I said that.

So, out of the blue, while I was laughing at the 'stroking' shouts and Charune's (who really is funny) great zingers, I get a tell:



I figured it was a mistell.



But then he said this:



And that made me laugh, so I said:



And he replied back


Which might not be all that funny to anyone else, but I laughed a lot.

Shamarah has fallen to the deadly poisons of Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black
Soil.

(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "Go mom!"


(Serenwilde): Rastor says, "Go Athana."


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Kalas trophy room.
The corrosiveness of the taint sickens the land. A hunting trophy bearing
Aeralin's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Ruiku's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Nyla's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Ruiku's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Raflein's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Acrune's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Alodia's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Collvan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Laxinova's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Forren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Noola's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Dysolis's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Dysolis's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Forren's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Alec's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Doman's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Acrune's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Neerth's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Alodia's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Kyrog's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Garick's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shamarah's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Narsrim's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shaeden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Diamante's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Zalandrus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Livictus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Laxinova's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Lucos's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Livictus's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Neraka's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Collvan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Collvan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Kelly's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Matil's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Neraka's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Karrack's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Indaron's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Yurika's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Marzolan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shamarah's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Faragan's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shaeden's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Yurika's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Shric's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing
Nyla's head is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. Hackles risen, a fierce
timberwolf prowls about here. A hunting trophy bearing Neraka's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Merkada's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Fionn's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Azuma's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shorlen's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Ruiku's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Forren's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Laxinova's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Livictus's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Laxinova's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Mitch's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Zacc's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Seria's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Mariello's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Grom's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Lucos's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Aralen's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Mariello's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Grom's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Shaeden's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Balizar's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Lucos's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Mariello's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Tervic's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Talkan's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Kaalak's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Lilia's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Grom's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Grom's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Hikari's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Alodia's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Grom's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall. A hunting trophy bearing Balizar's head is proudly
exhibited on a nearby wall.
You see a single exit leading southwest (open door).

Ooo! I'm important enough to have my head made into a hunting trophy!

My Lusternian life goals have become fulfilled...

Arix: go have fun with your mammoth
Veo|Out: I will
Veo|Out: I'm going to rape him
Veo|Out: all 2" of him

Two inches...?

Did she mean two feet cause thats the wrong "y thing.. its ' not "...

Either way...

trust me, it's way out of context

*runs around the pool of stars as an alt*
*skip prance tigger*
*looks at the pool*
*plays with the water*
Squish squish.. .... Waa! Its not water!

Well that does explain why most of Celest is always standing at the Pool when I do who... and it also confirms my theory about strippers or porno movies are always playing at the pool.

Vix tells you, "Target $1 now."
Vix tells you, "Start harvesting now."
Vix tells you, "Target oops now."
Vix tells you, "Start harvesting now."
You tell Charune's Jade Huntress, Vix Talnara, Treasure of the Seren, "..."
Vix tells you, "Um."
Vix tells you, "Didn't know I still had that."
You tell Charune's Jade Huntress, Vix Talnara, Treasure of the Seren,
"*quotes*."

(Magnagora): Yuniko (from the Aetherways) says, "MY NUCLEAR DILDO -hiss-."