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Arix2006-11-25 07:40:40
O.o
Tervic2006-11-25 07:43:25
QUOTE(Cairam @ Nov 24 2006, 12:59 AM) 356534
Constipated testicles? Wha?? blink.gif


Ever watched DBZ? They all need some laxatives in the worst possible way.
Yuniko2006-11-25 07:51:58
I never said that. You must be smoking that desert weed again! BAD CORINTHIAN! BAD!
Acrune2006-11-25 07:53:37
I can totally see you saying that.
Yuniko2006-11-25 07:56:41
Never happened. You people were having a bit too much fun and misheard something
Tervic2006-11-25 09:21:26
QUOTE(Yuniko @ Nov 24 2006, 11:56 PM) 356789
Never happened. You people were having a bit too much fun and misheard something


No, you said it.


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Tekora2006-11-25 09:57:04
QUOTE(Greatest Quote Ever @ Nov 25 2006, 02:25 AM) 356781
(Magnagora): Yuniko (from the Aetherways) says, "MY NUCLEAR DILDO -hiss-."


I hereby decree this statement, gilded and enshrined, as the Greatest Quote Ever.
Yuniko2006-11-25 10:18:42
QUOTE(Tekora @ Nov 25 2006, 04:57 AM) 356799

I hereby decree this statement, gilded and enshrined, as the Greatest Quote Ever.


jawdrop.gif This....means...WAR

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Gandal2006-11-25 14:51:55
By the way, speaking of people whose names start with Yu-, is Yurika also Mag now? Does that mean that Yuniko, Yukari, and Yurika all left Celest for Mag?
Diamondais2006-11-25 14:54:15
QUOTE(Gandal @ Nov 25 2006, 09:51 AM) 356832

By the way, speaking of people whose names start with Yu-, is Yurika also Mag now? Does that mean that Yuniko, Yukari, and Yurika all left Celest for Mag?

Yurika is in Glomdoring now.

Also...on Furrikin Language...

Serenguard Rinaari Mes'ard, Kia's Own says to a red fox something unintelligible.
You hear through a red fox's ears: Rinaari says, "Yipyip?"

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Shiri2006-11-25 15:14:45
._. We're not all like her...
Gandal2006-11-25 15:15:57
All those pets are far smarter than us...seriously. Maybe if someone brought a pet to the spire, the pet could have decoded it! And...octopi are way too smart for their own good. That is all.
Tzekelkan2006-11-25 22:31:39
<>: Kaalak says, "I love you too, but you can't have my beer."
Soll2006-11-25 22:37:33
Malicia adds you to the Companions of the Blade of the Divine Order of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
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Companions of the Blade): Malicia says, "Please welcome Soll to the Companions of the Blade."
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You tell Lady Malicia La'Saet, Blade Inquisitor, "INNER circle?!"
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(Companions of the Blade): Forren says, "Welcome, Soll!"
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(Empyreal Host): Malicia says, "And Soll, please read ohelp honour, duty, loyalty and wisdom."
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(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Erm."
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(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "He can't hear us."
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "I ca."
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(Empyreal Host): Malicia says, "Soll?"
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "I can."
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(Empyreal Host): Malicia says, "OI."
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Heee."
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(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Erm."
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You sink to your knees in despair as you realize that you have been cast out of the Divine Order of Terentia.
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(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "He's still here."
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Hey!"
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Erk."
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(Empyreal Host): Malicia says, "Wow."
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(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Meh."
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Heh."
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Heaving a heavy sigh, you callously reject the patronage of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
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Forren graciously grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Terentia, the Even Bladed. Congratulations, and may you serve your God well.
In a flash of Divine power, a radiant silver headdress appears in your hands, marking you a member of your new Order.
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(Empyreal Host): You say, ".. Still here."
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(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Oh, I didi it wrong."
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Heaving a heavy sigh, you callously reject the patronage of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
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Forren adds you to the Companions of the Blade of the Divine Order of Terentia, the Even Bladed
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Yuuup."
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(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Wow."
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Heh."
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(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Leave.."
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(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "We'll wait for Our Lady to do it Herself."
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Heaving a heavy sigh, you callously reject the patronage of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
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-(later)
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Malicia adds you to the Companions of the Blade of the Divine Order of Terentia, the Even Bladed
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Heh."
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Heaving a heavy sigh, you callously reject the patronage of Terentia, the Even Bladed.

---

We end up with this beauty. Malicia's going to love explaining this.

2006/11/25 22:21:53 - Malicia granted Soll entrance into the Companions of the Blade.
2006/11/25 22:23:07 - Malicia cast out Soll from the Order.
2006/11/25 22:26:10 - Soll has rejected Terentia and left the Order.
2006/11/25 22:26:19 - Forren granted Soll entrance to the Order.
2006/11/25 22:26:52 - Soll has rejected Terentia and left the Order.
2006/11/25 22:27:02 - Forren granted Soll entrance into the Companions of the Blade.
2006/11/25 22:27:36 - Soll has rejected Terentia and left the Order.
2006/11/25 22:32:17 - Malicia granted Lazul entrance into the Companions of the Blade.
2006/11/25 22:34:50 - Malicia granted Soll entrance into the Companions of the Blade.
2006/11/25 22:35:26 - Soll has rejected Terentia and left the Order.
Vix2006-11-26 01:39:58
Oh, I hope he wins!

QUOTE
** Summary for (Moondancers) Election #84934 ***************************
Title: (Days left to vote: 52)
Election for Champion of Moondancers

Description:
Being displeased with the performance of Hexe Tuek, Heir of
Ellindel in the position of Champion of the Moondancers, this
vote of no confidence has been called. The following individuals
believe they can better perform the duties required of the
position.

Choices:
1. Tuek
************************************************************************
Tael2006-11-26 03:01:21
QUOTE(Soll @ Nov 25 2006, 05:37 PM) 356963

Malicia adds you to the Companions of the Blade of the Divine Order of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
-
Companions of the Blade): Malicia says, "Please welcome Soll to the Companions of the Blade."
-
You tell Lady Malicia La'Saet, Blade Inquisitor, "INNER circle?!"
-
(Companions of the Blade): Forren says, "Welcome, Soll!"
-
(Empyreal Host): Malicia says, "And Soll, please read ohelp honour, duty, loyalty and wisdom."
-
(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Erm."
-
(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "He can't hear us."
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "I ca."
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(Empyreal Host): Malicia says, "Soll?"
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "I can."
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(Empyreal Host): Malicia says, "OI."
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(Empyreal Host): You say, "Heee."
-
(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Erm."
-
You sink to your knees in despair as you realize that you have been cast out of the Divine Order of Terentia.
-
(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "He's still here."
-
(Empyreal Host): You say, "Hey!"
-
(Empyreal Host): You say, "Erk."
-
(Empyreal Host): Malicia says, "Wow."
-
(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Meh."
-
(Empyreal Host): You say, "Heh."
-
Heaving a heavy sigh, you callously reject the patronage of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
-
Forren graciously grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Terentia, the Even Bladed. Congratulations, and may you serve your God well.
In a flash of Divine power, a radiant silver headdress appears in your hands, marking you a member of your new Order.
-
(Empyreal Host): You say, ".. Still here."
-
(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Oh, I didi it wrong."
-
Heaving a heavy sigh, you callously reject the patronage of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
-
Forren adds you to the Companions of the Blade of the Divine Order of Terentia, the Even Bladed
-
(Empyreal Host): You say, "Yuuup."
-
(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Wow."
-
(Empyreal Host): You say, "Heh."
-
(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "Leave.."
-
(Empyreal Host): Forren says, "We'll wait for Our Lady to do it Herself."
-
Heaving a heavy sigh, you callously reject the patronage of Terentia, the Even Bladed.
-
-(later)
-
Malicia adds you to the Companions of the Blade of the Divine Order of Terentia, the Even Bladed
-
(Empyreal Host): You say, "Heh."
-
Heaving a heavy sigh, you callously reject the patronage of Terentia, the Even Bladed.

---

We end up with this beauty. Malicia's going to love explaining this.

2006/11/25 22:21:53 - Malicia granted Soll entrance into the Companions of the Blade.
2006/11/25 22:23:07 - Malicia cast out Soll from the Order.
2006/11/25 22:26:10 - Soll has rejected Terentia and left the Order.
2006/11/25 22:26:19 - Forren granted Soll entrance to the Order.
2006/11/25 22:26:52 - Soll has rejected Terentia and left the Order.
2006/11/25 22:27:02 - Forren granted Soll entrance into the Companions of the Blade.
2006/11/25 22:27:36 - Soll has rejected Terentia and left the Order.
2006/11/25 22:32:17 - Malicia granted Lazul entrance into the Companions of the Blade.
2006/11/25 22:34:50 - Malicia granted Soll entrance into the Companions of the Blade.
2006/11/25 22:35:26 - Soll has rejected Terentia and left the Order.


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Shorlen2006-11-26 04:20:58
QUOTE(Vix @ Nov 25 2006, 08:39 PM) 356994
Oh, I hope he wins!

Ha! Derian pulled a me.
Ixion2006-11-26 05:24:11
(The Kalas Legacy): Ildaudid says, "Snow = artifacts for my swords smile.gif"

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Neerth2006-11-26 07:30:43
The moral of this little story is, good thing this Divine was in a good mood. I'm in New Celest standing around when....

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Don't forget to submit books for the contest!"
- qw

- swoon
- shout I shall always heed my responsibilities and the call of the Divine, particluarly Those whose voice is identifiable...!

The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "I didn't mean to insult you, just that you have only a month left."
The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "And I can hear you when you reply, so no need to shout *chuckle*."

- someonepowerful Who ever shouts because of NEED? *chuckle* I will submit works before leaving the realms.
The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "Celest's been doing awesome on the Libraries, just don't want to see it all be ruined. We all forget to check the time every now and then."

- someonepowerfulandhandsome Thank You for Your encouragement. A little reminder never hurts
The Divine voice of Someone powerful echoes in your head, "*laugh* oh, you brownnoser."

- someonegenerouswithcredits Simply as charming as the next drac....

Unknown2006-11-26 07:58:36
You tell Grand Templar Tervic Aristata, Shifting Shield, "If I would been a mage
I woul've been a Kickaserite, a race with 18 natural charisma, 17 int, size 9,
level 3 mana/health/ego regen, level 3 eq recovery, lvl 3 sip bonus and lvl 3
herb balance... can fly, breathe underwater and at level 50 they tumble."

Tervic tells you, "Lol."

You tell Grand Templar Tervic Aristata, Shifting Shield, "Oh, and at level 80
they do a special attack that they do staff level unblockable damage in the form
of a fart with the equilibrium cost of half of what the staff takes."

Tervic tells you, "Rofl and poisons."

Tervic tells you, "Also afflicts with 2 random things on a separate balance."

You tell Grand Templar Tervic Aristata, Shifting Shield, "And that attack makes
you sleepier and hungrier."

Tervic tells you, "And upon gaining titan, they can still TC."

Tervic tells you, "They can also pop into dreamform while still awake."

You tell Grand Templar Tervic Aristata, Shifting Shield, "And they grow beards
that can instakill once every Lustie day.."

Tervic tells you, "^_^."