That's ok, here's the one he sent me:

Message #1150 Sent by: Dysolis
11/28 18:51 "So... want to get together sometime and explore each others
sexuality?"

He rather strongly insisted it was dominate. I think he's just experiencing latent deperssion and loneliness.

Eh, that sounds like something Laxinova would do. She's been using dominate a lot lately.

Oh, that's what Dysolis claimed. I'm willing to believe him too, I just found it amusing.

(The Ecclesiarchy of Celestia): Talkan says, "Ok, never done this before-so bear with me."

(The Ecclesiarchy of Celestia): Talkan says, "Mis."

(The Ecclesiarchy of Celestia): Talkan says, "No, I'm your high priest!"

(The Ecclesiarchy of Celestia): Talkan says, "Argh, mis."

(The Ecclesiarchy of Celestia): Neerth says, "I'm amusing myself filling in the
other half of this conversation. Scandalously."

(The Ecclesiarchy of Celestia): Neraka says, "It really isn't that bad heh."

(The Ecclesiarchy of Celestia): Talkan says, "Tsk tsk, Neerth!"

You tell Head Archivist Neerth, Patriarch of Japhiel, "*rofl*."

Neerth tells you, "Lusternian Pie!"

You tell Head Archivist Neerth, Patriarch of Japhiel, "Hmm?"

Neerth tells you, "It sounds like American Pie meets Lusternia. Who's your high
priest!"

You tell Head Archivist Neerth, Patriarch of Japhiel, "((that is really bad. I
nearly fell out of my chair))"

Neerth tells you, "((heHE!))"

Neerth tells you, "Make me a happy drac and quote me all over the forums."

You tell Head Archivist Neerth, Patriarch of Japhiel, "Just doing so."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas says, "Everyone's had me."

Out of context, but it was just as bad in context.

Message #173 Sent by: Reiha
11/28 18:21 "A tad late, but...If the Mes'ards ever hunt you down, find solace in the fact that you are now a Kalas, dear sister. And take grief in the fact I will bother you endlessly now, probably. And congrats!"


I needed that.

Makes me almost wish I was a Kalas...

Denied.

By me >.>

Wish -I- had an active family. Everyone's left me.

You have Arix still.

yeah.. everyone left him

5240h, 7289m, 5923e, 10p eSxkp<>-allies
You feel an unusually strong lust for Lord Marshal Kalas Ixion.
You feel an unusually strong lust for Lord Marshal Kalas Ixion.
Kalas Ildaudid is an ally.
Destroyer of Minds, Revan, Keeper of the Holy Texts is an ally.
Count Chade, the Supreme Commander is an ally.
Balizar is an ally.
Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech is an ally.
Ur'Trooper Stagar Agarwaen, Lunatic High is an ally.

wierd...

Orti gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Penitent Kalas Orti says, "I'm not squishy."

Penitent Kalas Orti looks surprised and says, "I'm hard."

Whats context again?

I'm irresistible, Ta!

Caedryn (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "When you drink coffee, you become....TERBOBITCH!"



so true though.

My allies list still has this line on it: You feel an unusually strong lust for Veradin Kalas Aesyra, Devout of Winter Moon.

It's been there forever and don't want to reject myself.

Totally out of context but it still doesn't need further comment:

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Nerf demig... oh wait."

(Griefers Anonymous): Malicia (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "La'Saets have steriods in their blood."

Is there seriously such a clan?