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Sarrasri2006-12-05 06:08:27
QUOTE
Anaria makes a flicking motion at you with her hands.
A sudden shiver shoots up your spine, making you involuntarily jerk as a
creeping sensation crawls over your skin.
3934h, 3934m, 3223e, 10p, 18570en, 18570w ex-
You have the almost overwhelming compulsion to make out with Anaria.
You fail to ignore the compulsion and make out with her.


Last time I let her test hallucination motes on me. tongue.gif
Anarias2006-12-05 06:13:24
It was only a test! Nothing to see here! ninja.gif
Arix2006-12-05 10:26:52
Sarrasri's Avatar is very distracting
Unknown2006-12-05 10:49:50
QUOTE(Arix @ Dec 5 2006, 11:26 AM) 360023

Sarrasri's Avatar is very distracting


Agreed.. and I keep wondering what that cat is.. doing. unsure.gif
Arix2006-12-05 11:05:32
It is clearly caught up in the music of the streets. Or some such thing
Shiri2006-12-05 11:42:55
Speaking of avatars, Tonberries are awesome
Arix2006-12-05 11:51:29
Moving more quickly than one would expect, a master tonberry slams into Forren with a resounding "DOINK!"
Forren gasps in agony as his lifeforce is inexplicably and anticlimaticly drained.
Forren has been slain by the might of a master tonberry. You see the death occur at a fork in the crater.
Forren2006-12-05 11:59:59
QUOTE(Arix @ Dec 5 2006, 06:51 AM) 360040

Moving more quickly than one would expect, a master tonberry slams into Forren with a resounding "DOINK!"
Forren gasps in agony as his lifeforce is inexplicably and anticlimaticly drained.
Forren has been slain by the might of a master tonberry. You see the death occur at a fork in the crater.


....Wha?
Lysandus2006-12-05 12:04:33
It's where Tonberries usually spawn in the Final Fantasy Games, I think "Fork in the Crater" is in FF7 right?
Ekard2006-12-05 12:08:38
QUOTE(shadow @ Dec 5 2006, 01:49 PM) 360025

Agreed.. and I keep wondering what that cat is.. doing. unsure.gif

Its something like that:
http://forums.lusternia.com/index.php?s=&a...st&p=349625
Tael2006-12-05 19:05:48
Tonberries are just Final Fantasy's version of Hobos. You have the Knife, light, the ominous approaching.. And doink sounds like something only a hobo would say.. Therefore..

Tonberry = Hobo
Furien2006-12-05 23:58:15

QUOTE

You submit your design for review on behalf of cartel. This design is the
cartel's unique design and may be recalled for editing.
2797h, 3140m, 3520e, 10p, 13350en, 15450w ex-
Strange noises can be heard behind you and you see movement out of the corner of
your eye. What's that? There it is again!
2797h, 3140m, 3520e, 10p, 13350en, 15450w ex-i

You are wielding the Ancient Cudgel of Glinshari in your left hand and a
mirrored shield in your right hand.
You are holding:
a soot-blackened tinderbox, a light blue coral ring, a delicate dreamcatcher, a
coral dolphin birthstone ring, 7 rune bags, a snake-shaped pipe, 13 bloodstone
vials, 2 amethyst vials, 12 diamond vials, 3 onyx vials, an onyx wand, an etched
silver pipe, an iron pipe, a personal journal, 2 folded-up tents, a Scroll of
Disruption, a platinum identification bracelet, flowing robes of pure white, 2
beryl vials, 2 moonstone vials, an elegant white letter.
You are wearing:
a moonstone and garnet ring, an intricate silver and ruby necklace, a silver
identification bracelet, a linked jade bracelet, a leather backpack, flowing
robes of pure white, a necklace with a cross-shaped medallion.
You have 44 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 65 items and are carrying 10864 gold sovereigns.
2797h, 3140m, 3520e, 10p, 13350en, 15450w ex-who here

You see the following people here:
Ahnn Dekoven, Aqua Spout is here. She wields a personal journal in her left
hand. Ecclesiar Ayesha is here, sprawled on the floor. Druid Torath, of the
Wilde is here. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a magic tome in
his right. Huntress Yini Maschio, Poet of Arrey Arrane is here. She wields a
shield of silvered vines in her left hand and a mahogany lute in her right. Tael
Talnara, Luminescent Hunter is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left
hand. Aqua Initiate Eruesso is here. Page Zaralesis, of the Armies of Light is
here. He wields a white-bladed shortsword in each hand.
2797h, 3140m, 3520e, 10p, 13350en, 15450w ex-diag

You are:
confused.
demented.
paranoid.
sensitive to pain.
2797h, 3140m, 3520e, 10p, 13350en, 15450w x-
Your mind is alert, Hunter.
2797h, 3140m, 3520e, 10p, 13350en, 15450w ex-blink

You blink.
2797h, 3140m, 3520e, 10p, 13350en, 15450w ex-sip allheale


blink.gif
Shamarah2006-12-06 01:04:23
Before the Megalith of Doom.
Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above everything
here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. Exuding pure malignancy, a ghastly
altar awaits the slaughter. There are 25 Ur'Guard Grand Marshals here. There are
2 taint wyrms here. Rajakumari Flarya, Wrath of Brom is here, shrouded. She
wields a twisted staff in her left hand. She is surrounded by one reflection of
herself. Apprentice of Stone, Sojin Le'Furie is here, shrouded. Feyrll, Disciple
of Klaymech is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields a twisted staff in her
left hand and a golden sunburst shield in her right. Protector of Stone,
Astilmar, Wrath of Brom is here. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand and
a golden sunburst shield in his right. Noku Vedalken, Wyrmrider is here,
shrouded. He wields a twisted staff in his left hand. He is surrounded by one
reflection of himself. Connoisseur of Discomfort, Dvyrus is here, sprawled on
the floor. He wields a bloody symbol of pain in his left hand. Renunciate Kalas
Seron, Watcher of Nil is here. He wields a chilling symbol of despair in his
left hand. Kalas Athana, Lady of the Black Soil is here, shrouded. She wields a
twisted staff in her left hand.
You see exits leading southeast and southwest.

Oops.
Hiriako2006-12-06 02:37:07
Yep! That's 'oops' like when I accidentally walked into Gorgulu's room on Nil.
Verithrax2006-12-06 02:37:37
Conversation with Sano on AIM:

(00:18:37) Serge335544: This is Verithrax, right?
(00:19:23) Verithrax: You've reached the National Association for the Promotion of the War on Christmas, may I please take your order?
(00:19:36) Serge335544: Suck my balls V
(00:19:42) Serge335544: Now, back to my point I wish to make.
(00:19:52) Serge335544: A Merian's max int is like 23 right?
(00:19:58) Serge335544: aqua merian
(00:19:59) Serge335544: no titan
(00:20:02) Serge335544: but all the good buffs
(00:21:04) Verithrax: Well, under the right circumstances you can get 2^e, but only if you're using the proper keyed block cypher... why?
(00:21:18) Serge335544: My friend and I are arguing
(00:21:27) Serge335544: I keep saying Forren must cap 25 by now
(00:21:51) Serge335544: Merian with high lord 18 int already
(00:21:53) Verithrax: Well that depends on the phase of the moon, really.
(00:22:03) Serge335544: well you start at 18
(00:22:10) Serge335544: you now have a Knowledge blessing, k. 20
(00:22:14) Serge335544: so 20 int already
(00:22:33) Serge335544: and then he can get truefavour, some other :censor: that I know exist blah blah blah
(00:22:45) Serge335544: I am pretty sure he can cap 25
(00:22:52) Serge335544: I know Athana hit 25 at one point
(00:22:54) Serge335544: Herofete...
(00:23:02) Serge335544: the Sphere's (Forget which one)
(00:23:06) Serge335544: and all that goody crap
(00:23:31) Serge335544: I now know also that you are not evil. You are loveable ... to Joli at least tongue.gif
(00:24:00) Verithrax: Using blowfish over SSL to transmit a Solitaire cyphertext while you are keying in the keystream by mailing a packet of paper slips containing a deck configuration through Fedex? I guess it could work, but it would be costly.
(00:24:16) Serge335544: you're an idiot
(00:24:41) Serge335544: Seriously
(00:24:56) Serge335544: I laugh at your child like attempts to make me feel furious at you
(00:25:04) Verithrax: Guerilla surrealism really kicks the greyface out of people. I love it.
(00:25:19) Serge335544: I bet!
(00:25:35) Serge335544: I should refer you to my Grandpa. He might be able to help you with your mental illness
(00:26:22) Serge335544: Well, going to go now
(00:26:27) Serge335544: See ya later ass kisser
(00:27:06) Verithrax: Do you have any relatives who aren't either dead from some emotionally hot-button illness, or involved in some branch of the medical or legal professions?
(00:27:07) Unable to send message: Not logged in
Shorlen2006-12-06 06:01:34
I almost pity him.

No, wait, I don't.


... and you can only get a max of +5 from buffs now, so max merian int is 23.

Duh.
Acrune2006-12-06 06:09:46
But titan buffs don't count weight, so Forren's base int is 20.
Richter2006-12-06 07:34:12
You rub a crown of ascension and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.
Within the enchanted item, an image forms of Narsrim at fighting the temporal
storms (an Unknown Plane).

Narsrim is our first astral-naught. biggrin.gif In aetherspace with no ship. Beware of dragons!

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QUOTE(Verithrax @ Dec 5 2006, 06:37 PM) 360295

Conversation with Sano on AIM:

(00:18:37) Serge335544: This is Verithrax, right?
(00:19:23) Verithrax: You've reached the National Association for the Promotion of the War on Christmas, may I please take your order?
(00:19:36) Serge335544: Suck my balls V
(00:19:42) Serge335544: Now, back to my point I wish to make.
(00:19:52) Serge335544: A Merian's max int is like 23 right?
(00:19:58) Serge335544: aqua merian
(00:19:59) Serge335544: no titan
(00:20:02) Serge335544: but all the good buffs
(00:21:04) Verithrax: Well, under the right circumstances you can get 2^e, but only if you're using the proper keyed block cypher... why?
(00:21:18) Serge335544: My friend and I are arguing
(00:21:27) Serge335544: I keep saying Forren must cap 25 by now
(00:21:51) Serge335544: Merian with high lord 18 int already
(00:21:53) Verithrax: Well that depends on the phase of the moon, really.
(00:22:03) Serge335544: well you start at 18
(00:22:10) Serge335544: you now have a Knowledge blessing, k. 20
(00:22:14) Serge335544: so 20 int already
(00:22:33) Serge335544: and then he can get truefavour, some other censor.gif that I know exist blah blah blah
(00:22:45) Serge335544: I am pretty sure he can cap 25
(00:22:52) Serge335544: I know Athana hit 25 at one point
(00:22:54) Serge335544: Herofete...
(00:23:02) Serge335544: the Sphere's (Forget which one)
(00:23:06) Serge335544: and all that goody crap
(00:23:31) Serge335544: I now know also that you are not evil. You are loveable ... to Joli at least tongue.gif
(00:24:00) Verithrax: Using blowfish over SSL to transmit a Solitaire cyphertext while you are keying in the keystream by mailing a packet of paper slips containing a deck configuration through Fedex? I guess it could work, but it would be costly.
(00:24:16) Serge335544: you're an idiot
(00:24:41) Serge335544: Seriously
(00:24:56) Serge335544: I laugh at your child like attempts to make me feel furious at you
(00:25:04) Verithrax: Guerilla surrealism really kicks the greyface out of people. I love it.
(00:25:19) Serge335544: I bet!
(00:25:35) Serge335544: I should refer you to my Grandpa. He might be able to help you with your mental illness
(00:26:22) Serge335544: Well, going to go now
(00:26:27) Serge335544: See ya later ass kisser
(00:27:06) Verithrax: Do you have any relatives who aren't either dead from some emotionally hot-button illness, or involved in some branch of the medical or legal professions?
(00:27:07) Unable to send message: Not logged in


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Forren2006-12-06 08:50:01
QUOTE(Richter @ Dec 6 2006, 02:34 AM) 360415

You rub a crown of ascension and it begins to glow with a pulsating light.
Within the enchanted item, an image forms of Narsrim at fighting the temporal
storms (an Unknown Plane).

Narsrim is our first astral-naught. biggrin.gif In aetherspace with no ship. Beware of dragons!


Pretty sure thats' the one-room sphere they made in astralspace for the anniversary aethership race. When you survey, it says you're on Aries for some reason.
Ixion2006-12-06 10:11:01
Reasonably sure that's just a coding oversight. The prolly duplicated a room on aries and didn't remove the survey flag. Then again, it could be another basin ending Kethuru spawned tentacled mass waiting to pop out and devour us. Who knows!