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Unknown2006-10-08 21:44:31
QUOTE(diamondais @ Oct 8 2006, 09:05 PM) 340439

He'll put him in the comfy chair.

*gripe* Is today Pick on Gorky Day?
Forren2006-10-08 21:51:50
QUOTE(Gorky Hardbottom @ Oct 8 2006, 09:44 PM) 340451

*gripe* Is today Pick on Gorky Day?


When Gorky Hardbottom falls in a Pool, He doesn't get wet. The water gets Gorky Hardbottom.
Ista2006-10-08 21:51:52
QUOTE(Gorky Hardbottom @ Oct 8 2006, 03:44 PM) 340451

*gripe* Is today Pick on Gorky Day?


I thought it always was.
Diamondais2006-10-08 22:01:09
QUOTE(Gorky Hardbottom @ Oct 8 2006, 05:44 PM) 340451

*gripe* Is today Pick on Gorky Day?

It ends? unsure.gif

Shouldnt have shown us the Comfy Chair. tongue.gif
Unknown2006-10-08 22:15:33
Don't make me bring out the comfy chair. biggrin.gif
Vix2006-10-08 22:15:50
QUOTE(Gorky Hardbottom @ Oct 8 2006, 04:44 PM) 340451

*gripe* Is today Pick on Gorky Day?

Pick on Gorky Day falls on the same day as Make Fun of Nejii Day. wink.gif
Richter2006-10-08 22:44:03
QUOTE(Isves @ Oct 8 2006, 10:54 AM) 340393

Archon Richter Carthan (Male Human Changeling).
He is 87 years old, having been born on the 25th of Estar, 71 years after the
Coming of Estarra.
He is ranked 91st in Lusternia.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is a Pioneer of the Unknown in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Merchant's Guild.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Silverscribe Bookbinding Cartel.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Twilight Delights Cooking Cartel.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Black Anvil Forging Cartel.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Mirh Barosi.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Aethercity of Deepnight.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Eliz Tirita.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Revolution.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Fates' Thread Tailoring Cartel.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'House Carthan.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Clockwork Craftwork Artisan Cartel.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'Dragon's Hoard Jewelry Cartel.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'The Captain's Club.'
He is a member of the clan called 'The Commune of Zorana.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'The sky is no longer the limit.'
He is considered to be approximately 495% of your might.
He has taken the hand of Lirathea Carthan in marriage.
He is a founder of the Carthan family.
See HONOURS FULL RICHTER for a complete honours list.

wacko.gif wacko.gif wacko.gif

Worse than Kaervas. And an even greater pain to read since the clans are in no particular order (like clan head first then membership).


I own the red ones *giggle*

And it was a good day when they did the honors full thing, because mine was once again longer than Kaervas' honors.
Acrune2006-10-08 23:16:35
QUOTE(Ekard @ Oct 8 2006, 05:09 PM) 340442

What a wargames that was biggrin.gif


Funny thing is, pretty sure you lose essence for heartstopping in the arena. doh.gif
Ista2006-10-09 02:14:23

The firmament reverberates as the voice of Charune, the Lord of the Hunt
resounds, "As this fight has gone on long enough, anymore running will result in
Me declaring a winner and the loser can enter the next Free For All."

Finally.
Isluna2006-10-09 02:42:17
Forren has been slain in the Klangratch Tournies by Prince of Darkness, Diamante
Stillwind, Night's Whisper.
Forren arrives from the ether.

Twilight Blue Rose Yukari d'Erlette, the Mystic has stopped her own heart,
killing herself instantly.
Yukari arrives from the ether.

Seria has been slain in the Klangratch Tournies by Flacarealah Maschio.
Seria arrives from the ether.

Shaedar has been slain in the Klangratch Tournies by Kalas Athana, Thorned
Huntress.
Shaedar arrives from the ether.

Diamante has been slain by Forren.
Diamante arrives from the ether.

Isn't he just that good? biggrin.gif
Unknown2006-10-09 02:56:57
Forren gets the comfy chair.
Tekora2006-10-09 06:06:26
play minorsecond gnome
You play a minor second on a worn lute and direct the disharmonic notes towards a gnome child.
Blood trickles out of a gnome child's ears and from the corners of his eyes
A gnome child screams and dies, as his eyes fly out of their sockets and blood splurts out of his ears.
You have slain a gnome child.
420h, 340m, 340e, 0p, 985en, 975w x-

Best death message EVER. Bravo, whoever wrote it. wub.gif
Unknown2006-10-09 07:36:35
Anyone who isn't tone deaf would happily agree with the message too. sad.gif I miss being in a plethora of musical groups.
Taraki2006-10-09 07:38:02
...What happens if a deaf person gets attacked by a Bard? huh.gif
Valarien2006-10-09 07:41:17
QUOTE(Taraki @ Oct 9 2006, 12:38 AM) 340670

...What happens if a deaf person gets attacked by a Bard? huh.gif


You've unwittingly discovered our weakness! ohmy.gif
Taraki2006-10-09 07:45:29
Oh Noes!!! And here was me waiting to be one tongue.gif
Unknown2006-10-09 07:46:25
Certain pitches can break glass... now the glass doesn't have ears does it? Being deaf doesn't mean you can't be effected by sound.

ninja.gif I think I just killed a catwoman. sad.gif stupid physics
Tsuki2006-10-09 08:51:08

Ekard has won the lottery!
Tandrin has won the lottery!
Marius has won the lottery!
Shamarah has won the lottery!
Harpuia has won the lottery!
Midnight shadows coalesce around a new day, and Mother Night embraces the land
in utter darkness.
It is now the 5th of Urlachmar, 159 years after the Coming of Estarra.


Ward Richter Carthan shouts, "Noooo."


A maniacal laughter echoes from the Havens accompanied by a giggles about
Richter not winning anything.
Acrune2006-10-09 11:12:28
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Oct 9 2006, 03:46 AM) 340673

Being death doesn't mean you can't be effected by sound.


I've never sparred Death. Is he good?
Taraki2006-10-09 11:30:38
QUOTE(Wesmin @ Oct 9 2006, 03:46 AM) 340673

ninja.gif I think I just killed a catwoman. sad.gif stupid physics


Cat-Girl tongue.gif