Quotes 3

by Charune

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Unknown2006-12-08 21:40:26
(House Aurendil): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I LOVE putre."

(House Aurendil): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Necromancy is powerful."

(House Aurendil): Thoros (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Sacraments blows."

I'm glad we finally put that to rest... or did we?! ninja.gif
Shorlen2006-12-08 22:55:42
Dedicant Enhrill, of the Hart says, "Ah... BlankNote is the only thing they'd
use then."

You say, "Well, and fetishes, and PixieDust."

Dedicant Enhrill, of the Hart says, "....Fetishes?"


What's become of our youth these days?! Such dirty minds!
Gandal2006-12-08 23:11:29
Hey, that's what came to my mind when I first heard it ninja.gif
Tzekelkan2006-12-08 23:38:16
Faragan wiggles his hips suggestively towards you.

High Priest of Raziela, Faragan Rae'Fiarel says, "Wow that went wrong."
Tervic2006-12-09 00:31:57
QUOTE(Ildaudid @ Dec 8 2006, 12:15 PM) 361318


Sounds like you have more Viscanti in your blood than you realize tongue.gif


Maybe I do.... *evil doom cackle*
Unknown2006-12-09 00:46:18
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(Market): Zaralesis says, "Credits on market for less than 5k."
4535h, 2518m, 3380e, 10p, 21575en, 13490w ex-credits for sale
Credits currently available for purchase:
10 credits at 4999 gold per credit.
83 credits at 5000 gold per credit.
68 credits at 5099 gold per credit.
115 credits at 5100 gold per credit.
62 credits at 5400 gold per credit.
20 credits at 5700 gold per credit.
59 credits at 5800 gold per credit.
6 credits at 5900 gold per credit.
42 credits at 6000 gold per credit.
4 credits at 7000 gold per credit.
(3 offers with higher prices have not been shown.)
Total credits for sale: 469 shown (477 total) (Average sale price: 5013)
Use CREDITS BUY AT to purchase.

Wow, thanks?
Tzekelkan2006-12-09 00:48:12
QUOTE(MrShrimp @ Dec 9 2006, 01:46 AM) 361367

Wow, thanks?


Ah, the generosity of the lusternian...
Jigan2006-12-09 01:30:01
He did the exact same thing to me. It also took him five seconds after announcing it to sell them. My proteges have more luck than me, it took me a little while to sell 13 credits.
Sarrasri2006-12-09 09:22:47
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Anaria says (1:17 AM):
I'm easier then a virgin on prom night when it comes to Orders sad.gif


kiss.gif
Soll2006-12-09 10:08:23
So.. Amidst an unusual morning, Shinza and I decided to play a game of tag, when, lo-and-behold, we get a strange visitor.

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A whirlpool of incorporeal shadows fills the area with an unnatural darkness, revealing the ghostly figure of Viravain, Daughter of Shadows at their centre as the umbral filaments dissipate.
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You have emoted: Soll taps Viravain lightly on the shoulder, yelling out, "You're it!"
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You yell, "Viravain's it! Run!"
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Viravain, Daughter of the Shadows yells, "Is this a game?"
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You yell, "Yup! Tag Shinza!"
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(Celest): Yevah says, "She'll play with divine fire."
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Viravain, Daughter of the Shadows yells, "Shinza's it."
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Shinza Tharedia yells, "Oww." ( tongue.gif )
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*later*
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Viravain, Daughter of the Shadows says, "Who's "It"?"
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You say, "Shinza!"
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You say, "She's slowwww."
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Looking slightly worried at the situation you quickly hide behind Viravain.
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You say to Shinza, "Shinza's it, Shinza's it!"
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Viravain, Daughter of the Shadows says to Shinza, "Am I playing the game right?"
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Shinza Tharedia says to you, "That wasn't nice."
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Shinza reaches out and touches you.
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You reach out and touch Viravain.
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You have barely a fraction of a second to feel a dread foreboding before the lance of flame slams directly into your chest, filling your mind with white-hot pain and seeming to set every nerve in your body aflame. When you finally begin to breathe again, there is surprisingly no mark upon your form, but a weakness of mind and body remain to attest to Viravain's anger.
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Viravain, Daughter of the Shadows yells, "Soll is it now."


And the fun goes on. As Viravain started to get tired of being "it", She was just dropping people by Her and tagging them. T'was an awesome game. A'tee hee hee.
Soll2006-12-09 15:09:36
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Viravain, Daughter of the Shadows says, "Stop stroking My bush."


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Viravain2006-12-09 15:28:10
Out...Of...Context.

*zap zap zap Soll*
Soll2006-12-09 15:44:42
smile.gif Yoooou love it.
Reiha2006-12-10 01:49:28
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Fledgling Ashteru, Shadow of Crow

How many credits does he owe people now?
Daganev2006-12-10 03:19:16
QUOTE(Reiha @ Dec 9 2006, 05:49 PM) 361610

How many credits does he owe people now?



Less than a month! or 3
Reiha2006-12-10 03:22:28
I was actually asking how much.
Tekora2006-12-10 03:23:09
Yay! I get 50 credits! biggrin.gif
Arix2006-12-10 03:47:08
Charitie: LiIEK OMG HAI ARIX!!!
Reiha2006-12-10 07:34:21
Marcalo gives you a compassionate hug.

Marcalo tells you, "Tell anyone I did that and I will cry and throw a hissy fit."

You tell Ur'Marshal Marcalo, The Scarecrow, "(Quoted biggrin.gif)"

Marcalo tells you, "DAMN!"


giggle.gif
Saran2006-12-10 10:25:39
While on an alt I got to observe some interesting happenings at the portals

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Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "You said i scared you."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "No, Sekneov does."

Sekneov strikes a pose.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Oh."

Elken utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "Speaking of which, I had this follower of Nil follow me around a few days ago...said he was studing me...kind of creepy actually."

Elken blinks.

Devin smirks.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "That's beyond creepy..."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Yes studying."

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "Neat."

Elken rolls his eyes.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Women call it stalking i call it love."

Devin puts his hand to his forehead and swoons.

Devin utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "I'm a guy and I call it stalking..."

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "Oh brother..."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Yeah but you are kinda umm how should i put this."

Sekneov gives the corpse of Uriman a friendly hug, and says "Love you!"

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Um you?"

A look of sweetest innocence overtakes Sekneov.

Elken glares angrily at Devin.

Tsukiryu raises an eyebrow at Sekneov.

Devin gives Elken the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "Don't mind me... I was an Ur'Guard before I was a Serenguard."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Got a problem?"

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "So... I have a thing for dead... Stuff."

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "I like Elken as he is."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "So do i."

Elken's mouth turns up as his face breaks into a smile.

Elken gives Tsukiryu a compassionate hug.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "But me."

Tsukiryu flashes Elken a joyous smile.

The corpse of Uriman groans angrily, shifting in Sekneov's arms as he reaches out toward Bobbins.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "I am a tae'dea of a different color."

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light exclaims, "HOLY!!!"

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "Goodness."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "WHAT THE!?"

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "That was awful."

Skein blinks.

Finger extended, Sekneov pokes a canvas backpack.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "That was disturbing."

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light exclaims, "What the HELL was that about!!! IT MOVED!!"

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "What the Nil was that!?"

Devin utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Skein says, "Perhaps it would be best to lay him to rest?"

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "I think so."

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "I don't know why it was looking for Bobbins, either. I don't see Bobbins anywhere."

Sekneov peers about himself unscrupulously.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Me either..."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken exclaims, "BUT STILL!"

Elken shudders violently.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "But... But he's my pet... I don't want to lay him to rest."

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "Exactly!"

The corpse of Uriman crawls out of Sekneov's pack and moans loudly as it hisses, "Put me down."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Nice."

Throwing back his head, Elken screams agonizingly.

Sekneov blinks.

Devin stumbles and pokes himself in the eye.

Sekneov pets the corpse of Uriman ingratiatingly.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "Shh... Be a good corpse. No talking."

Looking slightly worried at the situation Elken quickly hides behind Skein.

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "Oh godess..."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Murder it Skein!"

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd steps towards seknov.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "You can't murder it, it's already dead."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd steps towards sekneov.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Ok then mutilate it!"

"Brainsssss" hisses the corpse of Uriman as it slowly crawls up Sekneov's body toward his head.

Sekneov blinks.

Elken rolls on the floor, laughing.

Mistress Skein, a fate guide says to Sekneov, "But you can let it have it's peace."

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light exclaims, "Someone do something!!"

Sekneov's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GOD!"

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "That settles it it obviously would like to be used as a football."

Sekneov ceases to wield a shimmering shortsword etched with leaves in his left hand.

Sekneov begins to wield the corpse of Uriman in his left hand.


Sekneov tosses the corpse of Uriman to Skein, and she catches it nimbly.

Devin utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Skein smiles softly.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "You can have it."

Devin ceases to wield a massive marble battleaxe.

Sekneov begins to wield a shimmering shortsword etched with leaves in his left hand.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Throw it here."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Now THAT was funny."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Im open."

You give Devin the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Elken rolls on the floor, laughing.

The corpse of Uriman launches himself from Skein and lands on Sekneov again, gnawing hungrily on his head.

Devin utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken exclaims, "Aah! My ribs!!"

Sekneov sticks his tongue out and says 'Ack.'

Elken laughs out loud.

Tsukiryu shakes her head.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "No, no!"

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Can't...stop....laughing...."

Elken rolls on the floor, laughing.

Devin jumps on Sekneov and playfully wrestles with him on the ground.

Sekneov, Seren Brave claws at his head, trying to remove Uriman's corpse from his head.

Elken rolls on the floor, laughing.

Devin gives Elken the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "My brains! Mine!! Not food!"

Elken rolls on the floor, laughing.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says to the corpse of Uriman, "I treated you well, don't be like that!"

Elken rolls on the floor, laughing.

Digging his fingers into Sekneov's shoulders, the corpse of Uriman moans loudly as the young man tries to pull him free.

Tsukiryu grabs protectively at herself.

Devin starts to wield a massive marble battleaxe in his hands.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Ah! Ah! Please! Stop! My ribs!"

Elken rolls on the floor, laughing.

You see Sekneov, Seren Brave yell, "Help! I need a helm to protect my brains!"

Elken rolls on the floor, laughing.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd jumps on uriman and attempts to snap his clammy neck.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says to Devin, "Oi, don't hurt him!"

"Brains gooood...", is all the corpse of Uriman mutters as it gnaws on one of Sekneov's arms.

Devin ponders the situation.

Sekneov, Seren Brave exclaims, "Noooo....!"

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Hes already dead so i dont see how it would hurt."

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "Well his head will flop over to one side if you break his neck."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Er..hehehehe....laughing....rather."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Er..."

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "I like it when it's straight."

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "Skein, can you help? It's going to eat Sekneov."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Nah."

Sekneov, Seren Brave clamps his paws over his head even tighter.

Mistress Skein, a fate guide says, "It is the consequences of his actions."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "It dont hurt till the bones show."

A disembodied brain drags itself in from the north.

A disembodied brain drags itself off to the north, leaving a trail of slime.

Sekneov blinks.

Elken rolls on the floor, laughing.

Devin stands up and stretches his arms out wide.

Devin leaves to the north.

Devin arrives from the north.

Devin shrugs helplessly.

A disembodied brain drags itself in from the north.

A disembodied brain drags itself off to the north, leaving a trail of slime.

Devin leaves to the north.

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "What was that? Was that....a brain?"

Devin arrives from the north.

Skein nods her head emphatically.

Sekneov blinks incredulously at the corpse of Uriman.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "What did i miss?"

Devin points off into the wild blue yonder.

Elken blinks.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "Go get the brain, Uriman!"

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Yay for me being calm!"

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "Fetch!"

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Bring it to me."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken pokes at the corpse.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "Look, your dinner... It's slithering across the floor..."

Spying the brain as it moves in and out of the room, the broken and bloodied corpse of Uriman launches itself from Sekneov's arms and crawls to the north after the moving brain.

Sekneov yawns suddenly and mightily.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Anyways how are you tsukiryu."

Sekneov shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Sekneov ceases to wield a shimmering shortsword etched with leaves in his left hand.

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "Well....this has been an...interesting night."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken stares after the corpse...blinking with a blank look on his face.

Sekneov yawns suddenly and mightily.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Anyways how are you tsukiryu."

Sekneov shifts his eyes suspiciously from side to side.

Sekneov ceases to wield a shimmering shortsword etched with leaves in his left hand.

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "Well....this has been an...interesting night."

Seeker of the Moon, Elken stares after the corpse...blinking with a blank look on his face.

Sekneov begins to wield the corpse of Uriman in his left hand.

Sekneov hurls the corpse of Uriman north.

Devin leaves to the north.

Sekneov nods his head emphatically.

Elken opens his eyes wide with shock.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "SEKNEOV!"

Sekneov blinks perplexedly for a moment before emitting a confused "Wha?"

"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Elken in disgust.

Devin arrives from the north.

Skein creases her brow in a frown.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "The brains went thataway!"

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "How do i bury him?"

Devin leaves to the north.

Devin arrives from the north.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "You...ate...it...."

Elken shudders violently.

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "With a shovel."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Hes gone."

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd says, "Never mind."

Sekneov wipes the back of his hand across his brow in relief.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "SEKNEOV ATE IT!"

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "I didn't eat anything!"

Devin gives Sekneov the once-over, eyeing him suspiciously.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "I saw you!"

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "You saw me do what?"

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "Ate what? the brain?"

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "I saw you!"

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "You saw me do what?"

Page Tsukiryu, of the Armies of Light says, "Ate what? the brain?"

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd checks to see how sharp his axe is.

Sekneov begins to wield a shimmering shortsword etched with leaves in his left hand.

Seeker of the Moon, Elken says, "Nooo he shoved the corps down his throat!"

Sekneov blinks.

Sekneov, Seren Brave says, "No, I didn't..."

Tsukiryu stares blankly into space.

Elken blinks.

Wyrm Devin, Ward of the Wyrd twirls his axe.