Quotes 3

by Charune

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Daganev2006-12-13 03:32:05
Just found this funny:


(Market): Krellan says, "Looking for a jeweler who can melt, a tailor with
shears, a forger to smelt, and a tailor to mend."

You tell Krellan, "Its really not a good idea to advertise stolen goods in
public." <-- bad pun in my mind, explained later

Krellan tells you, "Stolen?"

You tell Krellan, "But what do you need smelted?"

Krellan tells you, "Actually all my rings were smelted."

Krellan tells you, "The rest of the goods I told the person to just apologize
with a simple sorry and ask for their stuff back and they'd get it all."

Krellan tells you, "It's been a year now and I haven't even seen the person in
the realms." <-- a little defensive? ooh looks like my joke wasn't such a joke!

Krellan tells you, "Some swords and armour."

You tell Krellan, "You ask for a forger to smelt things, I assumed that ment
they were stolen, otherwise you would ask for a blacksmith." <-- bad joke explained

Krellan tells you, "Well no one wanted to reclaim them *hrug*."

You tell Krellan, "I'll reclaim them."

Krellan tells you, "I know they aren't yours."

You tell Krellan, "Just offering."

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Arix2006-12-13 06:12:04
Clise|AtWork: I DID ASSES
Verithrax2006-12-13 06:14:37
I LOVE SHAGGING FURRY BEARS
Arix2006-12-13 06:16:28
* Verithrax carols, "II'll have a blue solstice, Cthulhu. / I'll be so blue thinking what you'll do. / Sacrifices of red on the blue open sea / Won't mean a thing until you're here with me."

Verithrax2006-12-13 06:18:03
I would like to point out that Rauros did, in fact, say that.

In reply to:

I LOVE SHAGGING FURRY GORILLAS
Arix2006-12-13 06:20:32
who says he didn't say it?
Richter2006-12-13 06:35:08
Insanity aimed specifically at my character, I swear. sad.gif

Also note that I no longer had a cubix on me, since I was borrowing it, so I really didn't want to go there, just that the gold enticed me.

QUOTE

The Higher Planar Fulcrux.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading north, south, up, and down.
4666h, 2773m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-glance n

The Valley of Seraphic Delights.
This location is flooded with shallow, crystal clear water.
You see exits leading northeast and southeast.
4666h, 2809m, 4940e, 10p x -Vote-
You have recovered equilibrium.

4666h, 2809m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-
4666h, 2809m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-
4666h, 2809m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-glance s

The Desert of Supreme Loathing.
Radiating an aura of immense wealth, a massive pile of golden sovereigns is
heaped upon the ground. A white marble gravestone stands vigil here,
memorializing the death of some poor soul. A stunning fiend stands here, playing
with its hair.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
4666h, 2809m, 4940e, 10p x -Vote-
You have recovered equilibrium.

4666h, 2788m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-
4666h, 2788m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-
4666h, 2788m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-
As the sun passes below the horizon's edge, Mother Night unveils her terrible,
shadowy beauty, spreading darkness across the land.
4666h, 2788m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-s

The Desert of Supreme Loathing.
A white marble gravestone stands vigil here, memorializing the death of some
poor soul. A stunning fiend stands here, playing with its hair.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
4666h, 2770m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-get gold

I see no "gold" to take.
4666h, 2770m, 4940e, 10p ex -Vote-
Unknown2006-12-13 08:06:39
biggrin.gif
Pwned.
Gelo2006-12-13 09:58:16
QUOTE(Ytraelux @ Dec 12 2006, 03:17 AM) 362192

Still holding 3rd.

EDIT: HOLY censor.gif ING censor.gif, NOOLA! WTF IS THAT?

Unknown2006-12-13 10:06:37
That was when she had the Aslaran one. I'm sure many share my sentiment. dry.gif

EDIT:
(Celest): Quisite says, "Who killed a cat north west of the pool ?"

(Celest): Kamion says, "I don't know...But I acquisitio'd it,
accidentally...It's disguisting."

(Celest): Elostian says, "I am sure the cat feels the same about you, little
cousin."
Arix2006-12-14 01:47:30
Daermon: That is some impressive man meat.
Unknown2006-12-14 01:48:45
In my defense, it was said after:

Verithrax: "Ixion doesn't need condoms - He just has sex whilst wearing full plate."
Daganev2006-12-14 01:51:14
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Dec 13 2006, 05:48 PM) 362963

In my defense, it was said after:

Verithrax: "Ixion doesn't need condoms - He just has sex whilst wearing full plate."


You call that defense?
Shishi2006-12-14 02:33:47
Talking to feyrll is always fun

QUOTE
You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Hello!"

Feyrll tells you, "Hallo, how are you?"

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "I'm alright."

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Heh, how're you?"

Feyrll tells you, "Good, good."

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Anything new happening in the world of
Feyrll?"

Feyrll tells you, "Not particularily, yours?"

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Hmm... I want to get a cave bear, but
besides that nothing."

Feyrll tells you, "*grin* Why a cave bear?"

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Perfect pet for an igasho!"

Feyrll tells you, "*grin* Alright."

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Why else did yah think?"

Feyrll tells you, "I'm not sure, I really didn't see any reason for getting a
cave bear."

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Well they are beariffic of course."

Feyrll tells you, "*chuckle*."

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "What pet would you get if you could have
one?"

Feyrll tells you, "A tiger perhaps, or a very shaggy dog."

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "To ride on?"

Feyrll tells you, "To snuggle with."

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Would it pet you?"

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Don't think I've forgotten for a moment
how much you like petting."

Feyrll tells you, "I don't know, if I can snuggle against it I wouldn't need it
to pet me."

Feyrll tells you, "Psh, I've matured. Petting is behind me now."

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "You sure? It's an awfully good feeling."

Feyrll tells you, "Silence!"

You tell Feyrll, Disciple of Klaymech, "Heh, alright."
Arix2006-12-14 02:47:01
the context of the Daermon quote

Verithrax: "Ixion doesn't need condoms - He just has sex whilst wearing full plate."
Daermon: LOL
Lowe: o.O
Arix: that must chafe
Lowe: Poor Athana.
Daermon: That is some impressive man meat.

Also, Daermon's quote chopping skills continue to improve
Richter2006-12-14 03:10:48
You tell Grunt Forgotmyname, Ur'Guard Initiate, "Suggestion: remember your
name."
Forren2006-12-14 04:30:56
(Celest): Genevieve (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Follow follow follow follow follow the imperial road!"

(Celest): Terentia says, "You're off to see the city, the wonderful city of Celest."

Arix2006-12-14 04:31:00
(Celest): Terentia says, "You're off to see the city, the wonderful city of Celest."
(Celest): Genevieve (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Follow follow follow follow follow the imperial road!"
Verithrax2006-12-14 04:41:13
I'm not a hooker, I'm an -exotic dancer-. How many times do I need to explain the difference?
Ixion2006-12-14 06:10:01
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Dec 13 2006, 08:48 PM) 362963

In my defense, it was said after:

Verithrax: "Ixion doesn't need condoms - He just has sex whilst wearing full plate."


Lies, he doesn't have sex, he impregnates. kiss.gif

QUOTE(Arix @ Dec 13 2006, 11:31 PM) 363021

(Celest): Terentia says, "You're off to see the city, the wonderful city of Celest."
(Celest): Genevieve (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Follow follow follow follow follow the imperial road!"


Someone and someone need to read HELP OOC and HELP less-ooc-allusions-nubcakes.