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Exeryte2006-12-19 22:06:30
-clanhelp blackbones

The Keeper of the Blackened Bones of The Blackened Bones is Keeper of the
Blackened Bones, Bashara Blackmane, the Scarecrow.

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Unknown2006-12-19 22:21:56
QUOTE(Exeryte @ Dec 19 2006, 05:06 PM) 364502

-clanhelp blackbones

The Keeper of the Blackened Bones of The Blackened Bones is Keeper of the
Blackened Bones, Bashara Blackmane, the Scarecrow.

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Maybe she's on a weight loss program? unsure.gif
Unknown2006-12-19 22:31:23
QUOTE(Exeryte @ Dec 19 2006, 05:06 PM) 364502

-clanhelp blackbones

The Keeper of the Blackened Bones of The Blackened Bones is Keeper of the
Blackened Bones, Bashara Blackmane, the Scarecrow.

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That's a lot of "blackened bones" in one sentance.
Unknown2006-12-20 03:00:46
(Braves): Name 1 says, "I've been asleep for a while."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Don't really know who's worth it."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Daganev's always bin strong."

(Braves): Name 2 says, "Forren is getting up there."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Fought under him in the ebonguard for a while."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Oh aye?"

(Braves): Name 2 says, "Yeh, when I was an ur'Guard all I heard over aether was
arguing about why Forren killed them all."

(Braves): You say, "Heh."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Hehe."

(Braves): Name 2 says, "Then I went to the Paladins an all I heard was Forren
shouting."

(Braves): Name 2 says, "So now here I am."

(Braves): You say, "Nice."
Hazar2006-12-20 03:06:56
QUOTE(Marina_Whytetower @ Dec 19 2006, 04:21 PM) 364508

Maybe she's on a weight loss program? unsure.gif


That's a guy, thanks.

And yes, the chain is ridiculous. Don't know why he set it up that way.
Forren2006-12-20 03:36:25
QUOTE(Briseis Nerianstar @ Dec 19 2006, 10:00 PM) 364594

(Braves): Name 1 says, "I've been asleep for a while."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Don't really know who's worth it."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Daganev's always bin strong."

(Braves): Name 2 says, "Forren is getting up there."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Fought under him in the ebonguard for a while."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Oh aye?"

(Braves): Name 2 says, "Yeh, when I was an ur'Guard all I heard over aether was
arguing about why Forren killed them all."

(Braves): You say, "Heh."

(Braves): Name 1 says, "Hehe."

(Braves): Name 2 says, "Then I went to the Paladins an all I heard was Forren
shouting."

(Braves): Name 2 says, "So now here I am."

(Braves): You say, "Nice."


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Considering I've never been an Ebonguard or Paladin...
Xenthos2006-12-20 03:46:01
QUOTE(Forren @ Dec 19 2006, 10:36 PM) 364603

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Considering I've never been an Ebonguard or Paladin...

Name 1 fought under Daganev for a while in the Ebonguard.

Name 2 heard you shouting on... Celest's aether, I guess?
Unknown2006-12-20 03:46:11
Name 1 was talking about Daganev, in the Ebonguard. Name 2 was probably referring to hearing you over your city aether. Or your city army aether.
Shiri2006-12-20 07:05:12
IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NEVER LEAVE THE DAMN DOOR UNLOCKED AND NOT CLOSE IT PROPERLY AS WELL SO WHEN I WALK PAST, THE DOOR HAPPENS TO SWING OPEN >.<
going to kick my brother, afk
Unknown2006-12-20 07:12:01
I take it they were doing more than just showering.
Unknown2006-12-20 14:28:06
(Newbie): Strax says, "Which npc can learn me lessons in magnagora."

dry.gif Yes. He'll learn you real good. Aight? Fo sho home slice. Fo shizzle.... doh.gif

I logged on for a mere minute, just to see if Tully was about, and I see this.....
Unknown2006-12-20 14:32:02
Non-English speaker probably. Give 'em a break, the Newbie channel is OOC anyway. Unless they continue with that behaviour...

This SERIOUSLY reminds me of Furien's signature though. Edumaction - learn me a book. Was it an Aslaran?
Unknown2006-12-20 19:27:12
QUOTE
You give a wood nymph to Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps.

Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps exclaims, "Oi! You've done us a bit o
service!"
Glumki Thorneye, King of the Redcaps drops a bag of gold into your hands.
Your karma rises in response to your deeds.

3410h, 3100m, 3310e, 10p, 14399en, 14400w ex-

Birds fill your ears with serenades of happiness and love.

3410h, 3100m, 3310e, 10p, 14400en, 14400w ex-put gold in backpack

You put 75 gold sovereigns in a black velvet backpack.


Who says Glom is emo? We can be cheery too! tongue.gif
Hazar2006-12-20 19:54:31
We've moved from emo to scene, now.
Diamondais2006-12-20 20:35:16
Hey! You stole the Seren birds. angry.gif
Viravain2006-12-20 20:48:44
The birds have been exterminated. Thank you for bringing their happy songs to my attention. I won't have any of that Britney Spears crap in Glomdoring.
Kaalak2006-12-20 21:39:32
(Celest): Forren (from the Astral Plane) says, "Virgins are generally easy."

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Daganev2006-12-20 21:42:20
QUOTE(Briseis Nerianstar @ Dec 19 2006, 07:00 PM) 364594


(Braves): Name 1 says, "Daganev's always bin strong."



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News to me... but still!
Hazar2006-12-20 22:13:06
QUOTE(Viravain @ Dec 20 2006, 02:48 PM) 364786

The birds have been exterminated. Thank you for bringing their happy songs to my attention. I won't have any of that Britney Spears crap in Glomdoring.


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Ixion2006-12-20 22:14:07
The Sea of Despair.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. There are 55 dark,
serpentine creatures here. Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here.
You see exits leading north, southeast, southwest, and down.
8207h, 3585m, 5666e, 8p lrx<>-
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at Athana, sinking his teeth into her skin and
feasting triumphantly on her blood. She begins to grow weak and pale as a dark, serpentine creature
grows stronger.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at Athana, sinking his teeth into her skin and
feasting triumphantly on her blood. She begins to grow weak and pale as a dark, serpentine creature
grows stronger.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at Athana, sinking his teeth into her skin and
feasting triumphantly on her blood. She begins to grow weak and pale as a dark, serpentine creature
grows stronger.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
Athana has been slain by a dark, serpentine creature.
Athana drops the corpse of a dark, serpentine creature.
Athana drops the corpse of a clockwork serpent.
Athana drops the corpse of a dark, serpentine creature.
Athana drops the corpse of a dark, serpentine creature.
Athana drops the corpse of a dark, serpentine creature.
Athana drops the corpse of a dark, serpentine creature.
Athana drops the corpse of a dark, serpentine creature.
Athana drops the corpse of a dark, serpentine creature.
Athana drops the corpse of a dark, serpentine creature.
A ghostly form rises from Athana's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears
around the form, restoring her from certain death.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at Athana, sinking his teeth into her skin and
feasting triumphantly on her blood. She begins to grow weak and pale as a dark, serpentine creature
grows stronger.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at Athana, sinking his teeth into her skin and
feasting triumphantly on her blood. She begins to grow weak and pale as a dark, serpentine creature
grows stronger.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at Athana, sinking his teeth into her skin and
feasting triumphantly on her blood. She begins to grow weak and pale as a dark, serpentine creature
grows stronger.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at Athana, sinking his teeth into her skin and
feasting triumphantly on her blood. She begins to grow weak and pale as a dark, serpentine creature
grows stronger.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and Athana stumbles in agony,
clenching her eyes shut.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at Athana, sinking his teeth into her skin and
feasting triumphantly on her blood. She begins to grow weak and pale as a dark, serpentine creature
grows stronger.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to Athana, driving rows of his needle-point teeth
deep into her flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at Athana, sinking his teeth into her skin and
feasting triumphantly on her blood. She begins to grow weak and pale as a dark, serpentine creature
grows stronger.
Athana has been slain by a dark, serpentine creature.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to you, driving rows of his needle-point teeth deep
into your flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and a piercing pain splits your
skull, like a rusty blade being driven through your temples.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to you, driving rows of his needle-point teeth deep
into your flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and a piercing pain splits your
skull, like a rusty blade being driven through your temples.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at you, sinking his teeth into your skin and feasting
triumphantly on your blood. You begin to grow weak and pale as he grows stronger.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and a piercing pain splits your
skull, like a rusty blade being driven through your temples.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at you, sinking his teeth into your skin and feasting
triumphantly on your blood. You begin to grow weak and pale as he grows stronger.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to you, driving rows of his needle-point teeth deep
into your flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
A dark, serpentine creature leaps ravenously at you, sinking his teeth into your skin and feasting
triumphantly on your blood. You begin to grow weak and pale as he grows stronger.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and a piercing pain splits your
skull, like a rusty blade being driven through your temples.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to you, driving rows of his needle-point teeth deep
into your flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and a piercing pain splits your
skull, like a rusty blade being driven through your temples.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and a piercing pain splits your
skull, like a rusty blade being driven through your temples.
A dark, serpentine creature slides sinuously up to you, driving rows of his needle-point teeth deep
into your flesh and ripping it away to gorge himself on the blood.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and a piercing pain splits your
skull, like a rusty blade being driven through your temples.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and a piercing pain splits your
skull, like a rusty blade being driven through your temples.
The grey, fleshy skin of a dark, serpentine creature throbs softly and a piercing pain splits your
skull, like a rusty blade being driven through your temples.
You have been slain by a dark, serpentine creature.
0h, 3209m, 5666e, 8p elrx<>-