I find Dreamspeak more fun, cause they have no idea whos talking. Scared my protege that way.

This doe is tall and leggy, with beautiful liquid eyes of deep brown. Its coat is a rusty brown, with a flash of pure white at its tail.
Tabitha, a white tailed doe seems to be unafraid.
She weighs about 150 pounds.
She is loyal to Viravain, Daughter of the Shadows.
You see nothing in it.

Awwwwww.

Ironically, the first thing I see after that is a depressed sheep and a starving deer.

Oh, and Viravain, are you a Christian? The Bible is the only source which I know of which says Tabitha means deer. If you got it from other sources then....meh.

It's Aramaic for "gazelle."

I know, that's exactly what it said in the Bible.

I guess I misunderstood. I thought you said the Bible was the only place that said Tabitha meant deer, but it's an Aramaic word that predates its use in the Bible.

In other words, all I'm trying to say is that this isn't some special Bible word of some sort. It's just a word in an archaic language.

I guess I also misunderstood what you said.

I thought you were correcting me about 'gazelle' over 'deer'.

No, I am not Christian, or any other major world religion for that matter, but I find it rather interesting that the name Tabitha means that. I just randomly came up with the name a couple weeks ago and really liked it for the deer. Charune gave Viravain the adult deer and Viravain has allowed it to live unharmed in her temple.

Taken out of context, that's ten times more funny then in context.















































Oh wait. That's cuz in context it's not even funny.

To avoid humiliation, I just name this person VICTIM. The person has no idea what Tarot Cards do and how Aeon works and this person has been playing Lusty for months now.

TESTER shuffles one tarot card with the image of the Aeon out of her deck.

TESTER stands an Aeon tarot on her palm and blows it at VICTIM.
Suddenly VICTIM movements through the time stream are slowed.

You say, "Answer this in 3 seconds."

VICTIM says, "I'm slowed again!"

You say, "What's your name?"

You say, "1."

You say, "2."

You say, "3."

You say, "Too slow."

VICTIM says, "VICTIM."

This was so worth the death I got from Khaul!

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "Take over champ...."

Finger extended, Narses pokes you.
Finger extended, Narses pokes you.
Finger extended, Narses pokes you.
Finger extended, Narses pokes you.

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "You know you want to..."

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "Good cudgel."

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "Lots of women."

Narses quickly ducks down.

You roll your eyes.

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "Come on."

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "Don't act all "I don't care"."

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "I know you're a fuzzball inside."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You say, "The women is nice, but I don't want to have obligations right now."

Narses giggles happily.

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "But you will have a huuuuge."

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "Cudgel."

Narses coughs softly.

You peer at Narses unscrupulously.

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "What?"

Narses waves about a mystic cudgel energetically.

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "Like this one, only vetter."

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "Better, rather."

You roll your eyes.

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "Hmph."

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "You're no fun."

Druid Kalas Narses, Clarion of Tempests says, "You want us to shrivel up though?
seriously."

Gotta love the phallic imagery

(Bellator Societas): Ialie says, "Please bow down and worship your new Pantheon."





PS:


You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
Your first offering Mistress Aesyra

A Friendly Rogue

-p letter

This letter is made of the finest quality paper, and is rolled into a cylinder, with a red ribbon to keep it from unfurling.
It has 13 months of usefulness left.
It weighs 1 ounce(s).
An elegant white letter is holding:
Nothing.
5000 gold sovereigns.


Whoever said having your own order can't be profitable...

3888h, 4590m, 3566e, 10p ex-darkcall harrow
You backhand your archangel and command him to shape up and start harrowing your enemies. Your archangel simpers and grovels at your feet, agreeing to your demands.
3888h, 4510m, 3566e, 7p x-

(Bellator Societas): Athana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Just because I have a lot of artifact doesn't mean I'm a charity organization."

(Clockwork Craftwork Artisan Cartel): Veyda (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, INFIDEL FOREIGNER."

(Clockwork Craftwork Artisan Cartel): Veyda (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "...talk about awkward."

(Clockwork Craftwork Artisan Cartel): You say, "Uh huh."

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man shouts, "Lo, for here I stand
broken, spreading flowers and frilly buds! Let my soul despair as I sink into
oblivion... I am nothing, as the earth crumbles. Here I confine myself to a
lillybud of doom, and pluck the fine rose of dismay... come and frolic amongst
my new creations!"

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man shouts, "SILENCE AND SNIFF MY
SOFTLY SCENTED FLORAL FOLLY! The end is here, and thus I lay broken, amongst the
daffodils and the buds and bees and pretty things... lovely yellow and blue...
yay colours."

Revan breathes deeply and his face flushes with good health, as tiny buds erupt through the soil and pop into a vibrant blanket of flowers beneath his feet.

---

Later:

Butterflies manifest from the aether, swarming about Revan's staff as they slowly attention to transform it into a large tulip.

Tiny buds of bright pinks and yellows pop from the surface of Revan's staff, blooming into delicate tulips and daffodils that all can see.

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man shouts, "NOOOOOOOOOOO."

As Revan's voice echoes painfully across the firmament, the image of a bright pink flower settles over Magnagora above Revan.

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man shouts, "Lo, for here I stand
broken, spreading flowers and frilly buds! Let my soul despair as I sink into
oblivion... I am nothing, as the earth crumbles. Here I confine myself to a
lillybud of doom, and pluck the fine rose of dismay... come and frolic amongst
my new creations!"

Postulant Yevah, Missionary of Light shouts, "He has gone mad."

Aois-Dana Talisha d'Merisi, Midnight Songstress shouts, "On the contrary, he is
quite sane. Merely upset."


(Celest): Anisu says, "You can't go what you already are."

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man shouts, "SILENCE AND SNIFF MY
SOFTLY SCENTED FLORAL FOLLY! The end is here, and thus I lay broken, amongst the
daffodils and the buds and bees and pretty things... lovely yellow and blue...
yay colours."

(Celest): Soll says, "It seems Geomancers can't spread the Taint any more. Any
attempts to do so brings flowers up from the ground. Quite pretty flowers,
actually."

(Celest): You say, "Yay."

(Celest): Anisu says, "Oh."

(Celest): Alodia (from the Astral Plane) says, "How happy!"

(Market): Anisu says, "Looking for a geomancer to put flowers in my manse!"

(Celest): You say, "Nice one."

(Market): Narses says, "Ouch."

(Celest): Marzolan says, "Sounds like the earth plane is being cleansed then."

(Celest): Alodia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Flowerpower!"

(Celest): You say, "Wheee."

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man shouts, "FEAR MY STAFF FOR IT IS
TAINTED STILL!"

(Celest): You say, "Eep?"

(Celest): Dai says, "But if its cleansed of its taint, why would we attack it?"

(Celest): Alodia (from the Astral Plane) says, "Aww I hoped it would spray with
flowers..."

Then I was heading for the family manse when I saw Revan and Soll in the Aetherplex.

Soll says, "Don't say that, you might suddenly find your staff turns into a
flower."

Soll smirks.

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man says, "Never! No flowers!"

Revan pets the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire ingratiatingly.

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man says, "My staff..."

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man says, "My only one..."

You say, "I think I see a bud on it."

Throwing back his head, Revan screams agonizingly.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

(Celest): Anisu says, "I wonder."

Postulant Yevah, Missionary of Light shouts, "Here I am, hoping it would spray
flowers."

(Celest): Anisu says, "If the earthlords are still tainted."

Soll says, "Oh yup, there it is.."

Soll says, "Growing, too!"

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man says, "Nay, for the staff is the
essence of Taint... it still remains."

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man says, "But... my body... my
breathe..."

Revan gleefully traipses around, aimless and oblivious to his surroundings.

Tears fill Revan's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.

Soll strokes Revan's head in consolation.

You smile impishly and say, "You smell... lovely."

You ask, "Flowers?"

Soll says, "We'll take you in, worry not."

You giggle happily.

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man says, "Nay, I will never join
the city of fools!"

You say, "Either that or join the city of flowers."

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Soll says, "Ooh, there goes your Staff. I see it.. Changing.."

Destroyer of Minds, Revan Xandul, Dirty Old Man says, "I HATE YOU ALL!"

After dreaming over to the Ravenwood to get a peek at Raven: