Crow turning into Raven, Geomancers turning into Flowermancers, Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... the dead rising from the grave! HUMAN SACRIFICE, DOGS AND CATS, LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA!

EVERYTHING'S GOING LOCO, QUICK, EVERYONE TAKE SHELTER IN DEEPNIGHT!

We have cookies.

haha!

Raven is so cute when he's untainted.

No, they're not becoming Flowermancers. All this Lisa Frank crap can only signal the coming of... THE RAINBOWMANCERS!

I guess that means Ialie has to change guilds.

You peer at a celestial archangel unscrupulously.
A celestial archangel hisses vehemently at you, his stinking breath making you gag.

See? Our angels have halitosis. Bad breath FTW!

(Griefers Anonymous): You say, "Mistress Jezebel says, "Ask me whatever you
want, you know I'd do anything for you.""

(Griefers Anonymous): Haiden says, "..."

(Griefers Anonymous): Yukari says, "I thought she always said that."

(Griefers Anonymous): You say, "She probably did."

(Griefers Anonymous): Narsrim says, "Wow."

(Griefers Anonymous): You say, "I just never remembered it."

(Griefers Anonymous): Yukari says, "And then she says like come closer or
whatever."

(Griefers Anonymous): Haiden says, "That would pwn."

(Griefers Anonymous): Athana says, "A lot of geomancer novices lost their
virginity that way."

You say, "Bah."
'something needs to happen
You say, "Something needs to happen."

Reality slows as the Fates weave a new creation into the Tapestry of Life.
'i'm magical!
You say, "I'm magical!"

Talisha gives a trillingly melodic laugh.

Incabulos utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Mire raises an eyebrow questioningly.

Sadye arrives from the southwest.

Mire smirks.

Mad Hatter Incabulos, Shield of Klaymech says, "That was awesome."

Sadye gives the corpse of a violet glorywing butterfly to Aois-Dana Talisha
d'Merisi, Midnight Songstress.

Sadye closes her eyes and bows her head.

Mad Hatter Incabulos, Shield of Klaymech says, "I'm sure the Fates are watching
us, and they timed that on purpose."

(House d'Murani): Iblis says, "It'd be even more hilarious if it got to the
Megalith."

(House d'Murani): Iblis says, "Opened its maw."

(House d'Murani): Iblis says, "And shouted "MERRY CHRISTMAS"."

(House d'Murani): Iblis says, "Then began vomitting gnomes."

Seria rubs her temples and flinches.
Ryanne shudders and writhes as her skin flushes with a healthy pink glow.
Estarra rubs Her temples and flinches.
Rheum rubs his temples and flinches.
Hallen rubs his temples and flinches.
Saklas shudders and writhes as her skin flushes with a healthy pink glow.
Saklas rubs her temples and flinches.
Sila shudders and writhes as his skin flushes with a healthy pink glow.

When I scanned for psionists, she doesn't register either.

(House of Shadows): Mire says, "So um."
(House of Shadows): Mire says, "What happened with Estarra and the Megalith?"
(House of Shadows): Mire says, "Didn't she go to pull Illith out?"
(House of Shadows): Halamir says, "Big serpent went, rah."
(House of Shadows): Halamir says, "Estarra went omgwtfbbq."
(House of Shadows): Halamir says, "And did nothing."
(House of Shadows): Halamir says, "And now we're breaking the seals to release Kethuru so he can eat us."
(House of Shadows): Mire says, "...this is not going to work, heh."
(House of Shadows): Halamir says, "Then we get to run around goin, OMFG what did we do, we released Kethuru, WE'RE FUCKING IDIOTS."
(House of Shadows): Halamir says, "And then the elder come and go, kthnxbai and we all die."
(House of Shadows): Zalana (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "I want my taint back, so right now kethuru's sounding sexy ."

Rainbowdancers are what Shadowdancers will turn into.

You giggle happily at the coiling body of a vast serpent.
The coiling body of a vast serpent glances askance.

How many lifetimes have you lived? How many births have you suffered? You still retain the individuality of this past incarnation. You know your name is Callia. You know you were born merian. But other voices crowd behind you, other lives have come
and gone, wearing this fragment of the cosmos that is your soul.
0h, 1358m, 1574e, 10p esSilrxdb-
drink health

~~~Your temples throb as a piercing headache stabs into your mind.~~~

0h, 1358m, 1574e, 10p esSilrxdb-

drink health
But what a life you have lived this time around! Memories flare and burst across the panorama of your consciousness. Faces of great friends you've grown to love and cherish, of bitter enemies you've battled and opposed, of others who you thought were
inconsequential but represent important milestones within your life story. As the memories of your adventures in Lusternia unravel across your mindscape, you smile at some, frown at others, and are even embarrassed by a few.



Even death is not a repreive from the headaches...

(Market): Shamarah says, "Stall. A knife of what looks to be bone has been
dropped here. Tomast."

Because Demigods aren't already boned enough:

3112h, 4480m, 4252e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-
Kharvik has succumbed to the power of the vast maw of a terrible serpent.
Kharvik has been slaughtered by the awesome might of the vast maw of a terrible
serpent.
Kharvik has been slaughtered by the awesome might of the vast maw of a terrible
serpent.
Kharvik has been slaughtered by the awesome might of the vast maw of a terrible
serpent.
3112h, 4480m, 4252e, 10p, 14460en, 21300w ex-honors kharvik
Kharvik, the Absintheur (Male Demigod).

So unfair