Ahh, that's good chuckle. Even tho...Estarra...seemed like she was foaming at the mouth as she stated all of that. Wonder if she's alright? Maybe she had too much crack or something.

Alita was standing around at the Megalith being all snuggly and cutesy. Don't do it, folks!


(Magnagora): You say, "I think I dislike Alita standing around at the Megalith."

(Magnagora): Haiden says, "Then shoo her away?"

(Magnagora): Caedryn says, "I concur."

Mistress of Alchemy, Alita Le'Furie Licker of Cubeses says to Marcalo, "You need a spankin!"

Alita giggles happily.

(Magnagora): Caedryn says, "With the dislike, that is."

You say to Alita, "Less snuggliness, or leave."

Alita snickers softly to herself.

(Magnagora): Orti (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Crucify her."

(Magnagora): You say, "If only."

(Magnagora): You say, "I could explode her head, I suppose."

(Magnagora): Orti (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I can do that."

(Magnagora): Marcalo says, "That used to be the standard course of action."

Xukeria steps out of the Megalith of Doom, trailing sparkling motes of light.

The Megalith of Doom suddenly flares with pulsating energy as Orti steps through.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement at Orti.

Orti hums a happy tune.

Xukeria hums a happy tune.

You chuckle long and heartily.

(Magnagora): Caedryn says, "Heh, I think I can go one better, Tal."

Acolyte, Kalas Orti says, "May I?"

(Magnagora): You say, "Everyone is expecting a show now, it seems."

You say to Alita, "If I were you, I would leave veeery quickly."

Mistress of Alchemy, Alita Le'Furie Licker of Cubeses says, "Whys?"

Caedryn raises a dragon-hilted claymore over his head and begins to swing it in a wide circle, gaining speed as he goes.

Grim Court Jester, Marcalo De'Unnero, The Scarecrow says, "Furrkin domination show."

Orti begins to chant in a deep and baleful voice, and an iron cross rises up from the ground before Alita. Vicious spikes slam into her flesh and nail her to the cross. She screams in pain and agony as blood is splattered in all directions.

Caedryn begins to bear down on Alita, whirling a dragon-hilted claymore.

You say, "Because everyone here is expecting a show."

Alita jerks as the iron cross pulls her limbs, resulting in a sickening crunch of bones.

With a look of agony on her face, Alita manages to writhe herself free of that which impaled her.

You say, "And you are the main attraction."

Caedryn roars with triumph, and brings a dragon-hilted claymore speeding towards Alita to slice her head from her shoulders. Alita's body collapses, fountaining blood.
Alita has been slain by Caedryn.
You reach over to comfort Alita as she falls to the level of Enshrined.
A ghostly form rises from Alita's body followed by a bright flash. A new breathing body appears around the form, restoring her from certain death.

Orti chuckles long and heartily.

Death Trooper Caedryn d'Iasani says, "Oops, too late."

Caedryn smirks.

You say, "Well, I did try and warn you."

And this is why Magnagora rules

Darn, I wish I could do that to Alita I hate Nejii's stupid no killing communemates laws, they suck

I wish I could do it to our snuggling idiots.

Your snuggly Prince will stop you from doing that! Celest needs more love! Viva le love, Celest! Love on!


Edit: Raziela would be proud, proud, proud of Celest's newest leader! Hurrah!!

Edit edit: It's unlikely to happen again, since, you know, we like alchemists and all. But how could we resist? (The next ten minutes of whiny tells will give me a -little- less leeway on allowing them to do it again, unfortunately.)

Seems to be my day. This noob wandered in earlier looking around, and I suggested he leave. Paladin noob, of course.



Waranar arrives from the southwest.

Waranar swings a white-bladed shortsword at you. You are cut in the belly for a mere scratch.

You play a minor second on a vine-woven mahogany lyre and direct the disharmonic notes towards Waranar.
Blood trickles out of Waranar's ears and from the corners of his eyes.
The music here inspires you to greater heights.
Waranar screams and dies, as his eyes fly out of their sockets and blood splurts out of his ears.
You have slain Waranar.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Waranar drops a bag of sulfur.
Waranar drops the corpse of a baby rat.

You pick up the corpse of Waranar.

You offer up the corpse of Waranar to Fain, of the Red Masque.

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Waranar begins uttering fervent prayers for salvation.


Edit: I'm such a griefer.

Well, he did attack you first so no, your not a griefer. Yet.

During a meaningful discussion about friends, for no reason:

Shiri says:
I just miss her!
Aiwendil says:
"IM IN UR COMOON, RAIDING UR FOUREST, LOL log on"
Aiwendil says:
I know that feeling
Shiri says:
WHAT. THE. CENSOR?
Aiwendil says:
I miss my pals too when I don't see them
Aiwendil says:
and yeah, I spoiled the moment there XD
Shiri says:
Where did that even come from?
Aiwendil says:
I was thinking of messaging her or calling if something urgent happened and for some reason I couldn't stop thinking of the moggies in the funny/cute pics thread

Silly, easily distracted Wendy

EDIT: Also I love how someone other than me used "moggies", HURRAY

I killed Loe! But that's cause he wouldn't stop crying. Damn, that's one annoying noob. Really -is- my day.

(Newbie): Spindle says, "If you want to attack someone you have to DECLARE them
first yes. HELP AVENGER has more information on why that is necessary."

(Newbie): Loe says, "Oh. Thank you."

(Newbie): Loe says, "So how do I remove it?"

(Newbie): Spindle says, "Remove what, Loe?"

(Newbie): Loe says, "The thing that stops me from attacking people."

(Newbie): Spindle says, "You cannot attack people that walk in Grace. Generally,
if you wish to fight someone, you can challenge them to a spar and do so in the
arena."

(Newbie): Spindle says, "I'd suggest asking your guild with GNT about
where the arena in your city is and how to use it."

(Newbie): Loe says, "I don't want to fight them in a spar."

(Newbie): Spindle says, "Then what do you want to do?"

(Newbie): Loe says, "Attack them."

We raise them bloodthirsty

Gah, all this Magnagoran stuff is really making me wish I could participate.

Who in the ever loving hell would allow a retarded title like that? Kill them too.

She is a Forest Custodian in the Alliance of Serenwilde.


She probably did.

Oh and Shorlen, participate in the Novice and Initiations. We get to hit people!

...she's that high a rank? How did I not notice that? I need to read logs more...

Disfavour it for a stupid title and knock it's rank back down.

You mean the one I wrote, where you forestcast swarm, raise cudgel, puncture aura, dreamcast blackout, enemy, vine, let swarm hit, shove, climb down, unenemy, and then say, "Leave the room and you pass?"

I have to worry about Reiha not getting crucified and beheaded now

But Caedryn would never do that to his pseudo-sis

Hmph! I got left out and we all know I have the best ideas! Avechna, Defender of the Multiverse anyone? We'll break him up into little robot parts and when he's needed he'll reassemble! It'll be great!