(Bellator Societas): Visaeris (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I hope ix gets hit by a bus and his computer melts."

Someone doesn't want to fight him for the War Seal!

Why both? Isn't one enough?

Its called a failsafe Shorlen While we are at that, let's have everyone else lose connection to the server for that month except for me

If everyone but you lost connection, there'd be no gods to run the event.

So, I should set fire to Forren's dorm AND sneak onto his computer to delete his zMUD client before the debating torny?

Athana's the one to worry about

Nono, what you need is Ixion to forcefeed Forren with alchoholic beverages. Preferably 30 minutes before the start. I say 2 bottles of whiskey should do it. And bribe Athana with kids, alot of them.

Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Lly sits on lots of things."

You say, "I never sleep."
You say, "I do rest me eyes."
You say, "And with my age.. lately I've taken to sitting down for little rests."
You babble incoherently.
Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde says, "At least then
you can't totter off and get lost."
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Lly's not sure she'll EVER settle down."
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Too full of energy."
You say, "A few months back.. I actually sat in that hard old bench in the
bank."
You give a pained sigh.

Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "So? Lly's sat on stranger things."
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Like bears, and Igasho head."
Arix snickers softly to himself.

You say, "Not because you were tired though."
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "True."

Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde says, "I've sat on wet
Loboshigaru head."
You say, "Erm."
Arix Carthan says, "Ummmm."
Inox wrinkles her nose and sniffs.
Arix Carthan says, "Yeeeeah."
You say, "Kinky."
Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde exclaims, "Hey!"
Arix Carthan says, "I'm backing out of this conversation."
(which he never actually does)

"Grrrrrr," Inox says.
Lly giggles happily.
You say, "I didnt say it."

You hum innocently to yourself.
Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde exclaims, "That's not
what I meant!"

You say, "Okay okay."
Lly blushes furiously.
Arix hums a happy tune.
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Oh!"
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Lly just got...EWWW!"
Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde says, "Silly oldtimers
must be hearing things."

Arix rolls on the floor, laughing.
"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Lly in disgust.
Arix viciously smacks Inox about the chops.
Inox giggles happily.
Arix Carthan says, "Damn young people, always sitting on wet Igasho."

Kalodan clambers down from a nearby vantage point in the treetops.
Kalodan ponders the situation.
Inox blushes furiously.

Kalodan smiles softly.

You say, "The nerve."

Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Hey! Lly sat on a perfectly DRY Igasho's
head."

You shout "Oi!" at the top of your voice.

Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde exclaims to Kalodan,
"They were making fun of me!"
Inox sniffles softly.
Arix Carthan says, "It seems to me that it wouldn't be as much fun to sit on a
dry Igasho."
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "...Hey!"

You cough softly.
Kalodan says to Arix, "Tormenting my daughter?"
Kalodan's eyes sparkle with amusement.
"Hmph!" Lly snorts.

You say, "Its one for the funny books."
"Heh heh heh" Inox chuckles.
Kalodan chuckles long and heartily.

Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde says, "Nooooo."
Kalodan's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Accalia takes notes in her journal.

Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde exclaims, "No recording
of this conversation!"

Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde exclaims, "None!"
Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde exclaims, "None at
all!"
Lly, Adherent of the Maiden says, "Next person who moves a pen will be tripping
over their own feet for weeks!"

Stainless Matron, Inox Faechild, Daydreamer of the Wilde says to Arix, "If you
must know, the Loboshigaru in question had been skunk sprayed, so I called on
the rain."
Arix Carthan says, "Sitting on a wet, stinky Igasho?"
Arix Carthan says, "Whatever works for you, I guess."

Nooo, I specifically told you not to!

I'm not strange, wet, or stinky

Arix: Shiri, what pwheee!

Just don't ask. He typed "Shiri, what p" and then Wheeee a bit later.

3044h, 1701m, 2540e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w esSix-psi id dominate kharvik kiss haiden

You mentally command Kharvik to do your bidding.
Kharvik cocks his head as though hearing a far off sound.
Kharvik kisses Haiden passionately.

"What the...?" says Haiden, looking puzzled.

Kharvik blinks.

You feel the Id channel open again.

A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith says, "I'm alive!"

Death Marshal Haiden, the Wrath says, "..."

Kaikazu, Apprentice of Gravynia says, "Domination?"

Kaikazu peers at you unscrupulously.

Death Marshal Haiden, the Wrath asks, "Illusion?"

Death Marshal Haiden, the Wrath says, "I hope."

Haiden peers about himself unscrupulously.

You say, "Nope, real thing."

"Ewwwwwwwww!" says Haiden in disgust.

Childishly, you stick your tongue out at Kharvik.

Haiden gags and sputters.

Kaikazu, Apprentice of Gravynia says, "What's real?"

Kharvik gives you the once-over, eyeing you suspiciously.

Kaikazu, Apprentice of Gravynia says, "You talkin bout that monolith?"

"Accept it, or perish!" sings Kharvik, while a dark, ebony violin lets loose
with screaming melodies, and he looks directly at you.

And the gloves start coming off....

These events should be fun.

A festering garghoul sticks out a long tongue and licks you where the sun don't shine.

I actually had

Veonira sticks out a long tongue and licks you where the sun don't shine.

then I send you that tell about having a nice tongue but being a bit long to my taste

Ahhhh I was wondering what insanity line that was xD

Raaaape!