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by Charune

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Kharvik2006-12-30 22:25:06
I needed a quick 1200 gold pieces to buy this wand so I figured "What the hell, I'll go bet 1200 on red." So I do, and I proceed to lose said gold... but before I could leave my retarded trigger for a roulette system I was working on went off on accident. So I left immediately before it made me bet more gold, left before the ball stopped spinning. I found it amusing anyways considering the odds...


You bet 1200 sovereigns on red, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Suklub, a
roulette spinner.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:14:57.375>
Suklub, a roulette spinner says, "No more bets!" and gives the wheel a good
spin. The ball begins to smoothly spin around the wheel.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:05.406>
The ball starts to bounce around wildly on the wheel, giving you no idea where
it will stop.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:09.406>
The ball finally settles down on 27 (black).
Suklub, a roulette spinner gives an exaggerated sigh and says, with a twinkle,
"Ahh well, you can't win 'em all. Better luck next time to the losers!"
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:13.421>
You bet 100 sovereigns on 19, eliciting a wry grin and a wink from Suklub, a
roulette spinner.

5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:13.531>

<---Insert me walking back to the Nexus--->

Centre of the Necropolis.
It is difficult to detect any features of the room, due to the powerful field of
energy that is put out by the Megalith of Doom, absorbing all but the darkest of
colours and dominating everything else in the room. The architecture of the room
is designed to accommodate the Megalith of Doom with a high dome that forms the
entire ceiling. A circular series of steps descends three tiers down to the
indentation in the centre of the room where the Megalith stands. Four archways
lead out of the room to the other areas of the Necropolis, where candles and
other illumination can barely be detected through the powerful force of the
Megalith. Rising up from cracks in the floor, the Megalith of Doom towers above
everything here, polluting the air with its foul fumes. Obfuscated by clouds of
shadow, a pyramid of polished marble rises grimly through a pile of bones and
rotting bodies. The subtle flows of nature culminate in this growing rose of
blackness pulsing with divine radiance. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground. A hunting trophy bearing Genevieve's head
is proudly exhibited on a nearby wall. The Keeper of the Megalith stands here
radiating a tainted presence. Sitting on its haunches, a bloodhound rests here.
There are 5 plague lords here. A huge archdemon looms here, surrounded by black
mist. Revan is here, pondering thoughtfully. He wields a wyrden shield of the
seasons in his left hand and the Tainted Staff of Earthen Ire in his right.
Tormentor Khaul, Death Trooper is here. He wields a broadsword with flame
etchings in each hand. Heresiarch Nigredo, Harbinger of the Unholy is here,
shrouded. He wields an iron shield in his left hand and a damning symbol of
domination in his right. Deathlord Daevos, the Dragon of Midnight towers here.
He wields a broadsword with flame etchings in each hand. Veonira d'Murani, the
Earth Wench is here, shrouded. She wields a twisted staff in her left hand and
an iron shield in her right. Tainted Jester Mortakai De'Unnero is here. He
wields a demonic lyre in his left hand and an iron shield in his right.
You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:30.937>
You see the following people here:
Revan, Khaul, Nigredo, Daevos, Veonira, Kharvik
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:32.671>
You are wielding a twisted staff in your left hand and a mutilated leg in your
right hand.
You are holding:
17 coral vials, 3 ruby vials, a personal journal, a changeling cameo, 8 onyx
vials, 9 diamond vials, 5 emerald vials, an amethyst vial, 4 sapphire vials, 7
beryl vials, 3 pearl vials, 2 turquoise vials, 14 garnet vials, a dark, ebony
violin, an opal vial, 2 bloodstone vials, a moonstone vial, a bar of golden soap
, 3 pocketbelts, a worn lute, a magically-preserved letter, a gem of cloaking, a
beryl encrusted coral wand, 2 thick moonstone wands.
You are wearing:
a canvas backpack, flowing robes of midnight black, a bra of pale green silk, a
spiked leather choker.
You have 31 types of items in the Rift.
You possess 96 items and are carrying 2163 gold sovereigns.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:34.421>
Revan gives some corpses of a hulking three-horned bull to Veonira d'Murani, the
Earth Wench.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:35.109>
Daevos gives some corpses of a hulking three-horned bull to Veonira d'Murani,
the Earth Wench.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:35.390>
Dark shadows flicker across the eyes of Veonira.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:36.000>
A small crack appears in the Megalith of Doom as it is drained in power.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:36.296>
Suklub, a roulette spinner exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won 3500
gold!" He returns the stakes for your winning bets, and hands you your winnings.

5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:36.609>
Daevos makes a beckoning motion to no one in particular.
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:39.968>
Deathlord Daevos Feyranti, the Dragon of Midnight says, "Follow."
5290h, 7705m, 5980e, 10p exkdb<>- <20:15:42.218>
Dark shadows flicker across the eyes of Revan.
Ashteru2006-12-30 23:10:08
(House of Shadows): Sobran says, "You know. Deas has a nice butt from far away."
Unknown2006-12-30 23:28:42
(Bellator Societas): Forren (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "500 credits for 1 hour with Ixion."

Man...expensive ain't he quickexit.gif
Forren2006-12-31 00:24:18
...The COSTUME CONTEST!

Of course that's what I mean.
Vix2006-12-31 00:48:36
Requires a costume too? Pricey.
Shorlen2006-12-31 03:21:01
QUOTE(Vix @ Dec 30 2006, 07:48 PM) 367906
Requires a costume too? Pricey.

Pricey, but kinky!
Lysandus2006-12-31 05:26:24
After talking about how Golden Turtles breed...

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Love."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "When we have kits."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "We dump them in the sand."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "And they'll grow fast."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "*waggle*."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna says, "Well works faster that way."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Hahhaa."

Then trying to solve our lack of cloth commodities in the city.

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna says, "Need more cloth production here..."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "Working on it love."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): You say, "I'm shedding as fast as I can."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna says, "Cute."

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Shishi says, "Wait... what?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Shishi says, "Shedding?"

(The Car'vier Dynasty): Isluna says, "You don't want to know."

laugh.gif
Arix2006-12-31 08:37:19
Shiri: Aww...my puppies got all fluffy for the winter while they were away.
Shiri: <3 <3
Shiri2006-12-31 08:39:43
QUOTE(Arix @ Dec 31 2006, 08:37 AM) 367991

Shiri: Aww...my puppies got all fluffy for the winter while they were away.
Shiri: <3 <3


They went on holiday with my parents to Wales for a few days. biggrin.gif

Unknown2006-12-31 10:57:51
Revan gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a magic tome,
declares his eternal love for you, and asks you to marry him. Type
AGREE if you will agree to marry him.
If you accept this proposal, you will lose your family
name when you are married.

2131h, 1201m, 1790e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w esSix-agree

You joyfully accept Revan's proposal of marriage, and his
gift of a magic tome.
Note: Once you are married you will lose your family name.

2131h, 1201m, 1790e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w esSix-

Off in the distance, some demonic creature screeches in horrible pain.
Unknown2006-12-31 15:52:51
QUOTE(Jaskata @ Dec 31 2006, 05:57 AM) 368000

Revan gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a magic tome,
declares his eternal love for you, and asks you to marry him. Type
AGREE if you will agree to marry him.
If you accept this proposal, you will lose your family
name when you are married.

2131h, 1201m, 1790e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w esSix-agree

You joyfully accept Revan's proposal of marriage, and his
gift of a magic tome.
Note: Once you are married you will lose your family name.

2131h, 1201m, 1790e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w esSix-

Off in the distance, some demonic creature screeches in horrible pain.


wub.gif Now that is love.
Reiha2006-12-31 19:25:24
QUOTE(Jaskata @ Dec 31 2006, 02:57 AM) 368000

Revan gets down on one knee and, while holding forth a magic tome,
declares his eternal love for you, and asks you to marry him. Type
AGREE if you will agree to marry him.
If you accept this proposal, you will lose your family
name when you are married.

2131h, 1201m, 1790e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w esSix-agree

You joyfully accept Revan's proposal of marriage, and his
gift of a magic tome.
Note: Once you are married you will lose your family name.

2131h, 1201m, 1790e, 10p, 14120en, 13280w esSix-

Off in the distance, some demonic creature screeches in horrible pain.

He could at least have bought a ring, that cheapa** sleep.gif . But Reiha is happy her sister and pseudo-father figure are married. Yay!! yay.gif confetti.gif

Gotta love the last line, though. laugh.gif wink.gif
Unknown2006-12-31 19:26:56
QUOTE(Reiha @ Dec 31 2006, 02:25 PM) 368059

He could at least have bought a ring, that cheapa** sleep.gif . But Reiha is happy her sister and pseudo-father figure are married. Yay!! yay.gif confetti.gif

Gotta love the last line, though. laugh.gif wink.gif


Sister and pseudo-father? blink.gif Is she related to your father?
Reiha2006-12-31 19:30:56
We joke around Revan being a father-ish figure because LYCO ISN'T AROUND OFTEN ENOUGH (all caps just for Forren), and because he was married to Athana, who is currently Reiha's mother-in-law (and cousin because Athansa is Yuniko's daughter, Yuniko and Yukari being sisters, and Yukari being Reiha's mother).

Typical Mag family smile.gif
Unknown2006-12-31 19:35:09
QUOTE(Reiha @ Dec 31 2006, 02:30 PM) 368065

We joke around Revan being a father-ish figure because LYCO ISN'T AROUND OFTEN ENOUGH (all caps just for Forren), and because he was married to Athana, who is currently Reiha's mother-in-law (and cousin because Athansa is Yuniko's daughter, Yuniko and Yukari being sisters, and Yukari being Reiha's mother).

Typical Mag family smile.gif


blink.gif Wow. I thought Seren was bad. smile.gif
Arix2006-12-31 19:48:15
They’re creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Kalas Family.

da da da dum *snap snap*
Unknown2006-12-31 20:56:00
QUOTE(Arix @ Dec 31 2006, 02:48 PM) 368071

They’re creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Kalas Family.

da da da dum *snap snap*


wub.gif cheer.gif cheer.gif cheer.gif harp.gif
Unknown2006-12-31 22:52:39
QUOTE(Arix @ Dec 31 2006, 01:48 PM) 368071

They’re creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Kalas Family.

da da da dum *snap snap*

And I'm the bald guy of the family sad.gif
Arix2007-01-01 00:20:43
QUOTE
And I'm the bald guy of the family


Uncle Fester?
Cairam2007-01-01 04:01:41
put 10 empty in purse
You put an amethyst vial into a parafilament purse.
You hold no more Jethri, the Glassblower.

blink.gif