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Gelo2007-01-01 04:46:39
Hmmm.. glassblower waggle.gif
Vix2007-01-01 05:44:32
Thought they killed that bug like, months ago.
Cairam2007-01-01 06:30:13
This is Riley, our blind Spiritsinger, getting help from Arix on raising an Ecological companion.

Riley gently bows over the corpse of a plump wild rabbit that he holds in his
arms. After several moments, he gently lays its body upon the ground, which
begins to decompose at an accellerated rate.
Out of the ground pushes forth a red fox, looking around itself in confusion.
Upon seeing Riley, it begins to affectionately rub up against his leg.

Your mouth turns up as your face breaks into a smile.

Riley puts his hands on his hips and says "Huh?"

Arix Carthan says, "Now order it to follow you."

You say, "Why is it a fox, and not a rabbit?"

Arix Carthan says, "That's how it works."

A red fox begins to follow Riley obediently.

"Wow!" Riley exclaims!

Arix Carthan says, "Now."

You ponder the situation.

Arix Carthan says, "Use BOND LOOK."

Riley sticks his tongue out and says 'Ack.'

Riley flops down onto the ground.

You say, "Oh my."

Riley twitches spasmodically.

Arix Carthan says, "What? we aren't that ugly."

You say, "You can see through his eyes, can't you."

Budding Ecologist Riley lies in near catatonia for a moment.

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

You pat Riley in a friendly manner.

You say to Riley, "Are we that scary?"

Arix Carthan says, "Clearly my stunning sexiness broke his mind."
Unknown2007-01-01 07:45:39
QUOTE(Cairam @ Jan 1 2007, 01:30 AM) 368237

This is Riley, our blind Spiritsinger...


Aren't there, like, five of those already? unsure.gif
Anarias2007-01-01 08:54:44
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Jan 1 2007, 12:45 AM) 368248

Aren't there, like, five of those already? unsure.gif


No, you've been drinking too much is all.
Shiri2007-01-01 11:42:11
(Bellator Societas): Someone says, "A pair of leather leggings drops a letter
into your hands."
(Bellator Societas): Someone says, "ROFL."
(Bellator Societas): Clise says, "RIGHT SO SELYADI IS NO LONGER A PEARL VIAL."
(Bellator Societas): Clise says, "WTF."
(Bellator Societas): Someone says, "Hahahahahaha."
(Bellator Societas): Clise says, "THANKS ALOT ADMINS."

roflmao.gif
Kharaen2007-01-01 17:07:45
Blind Spiritsingers seems to be the 'new' RP. It sucks though, the ones I've run into don't even act blind, but get insulted if you point it out.
Unknown2007-01-01 17:36:13
Sounds like Liconius. mellow.gif We need to point out that there's a poison that closes the pupils, and they are going to be affected by it (and that's the most straightforward type of blindness). The whole "blind RP" is a bunch of crap.

Now, if someone were to constantly have the blindness affliction...well, that'd be stupid, too. biggrin.gif

EDIT: I just thought of something...let's all make deaf characters! It will be the bane of bards everywhere!

Oh, right. We woudn't actually be deaf.
Unknown2007-01-01 17:56:49
QUOTE(Kromsh @ Jan 1 2007, 09:36 AM) 368301

Sounds like Liconius. mellow.gif We need to point out that there's a poison that closes the pupils, and they are going to be affected by it (and that's the most straightforward type of blindness). The whole "blind RP" is a bunch of crap.

Now, if someone were to constantly have the blindness affliction...well, that'd be stupid, too. biggrin.gif

EDIT: I just thought of something...let's all make deaf characters! It will be the bane of bards everywhere!

Oh, right. We woudn't actually be deaf.


What if you decide to be mute? Not IG.. but right here on the forum? Yeah, that'd be lovely.
Reiha2007-01-01 18:27:43
Play nice, Fallen sad.gif

Edit: Is that the second time I've had to say that to you chin.gif
Unknown2007-01-01 18:31:16
QUOTE(Reiha @ Jan 1 2007, 10:27 AM) 368310

Play nice, Fallen sad.gif

Edit: Is that the second time I've had to say that to you chin.gif


Heee started it! tongue.gif
Diamondais2007-01-01 18:56:38
On a massive log dedicated to enemy statuses:

Grumpy Old Druid Gelo Hartstone Hornstar says, "I'm making a mental note not to read the Hartstone logs for 7 months."
You say to Gelo, "I agree with it.. but did it really all have to be within a minute?"
Grumpy Old Druid Gelo Hartstone Hornstar says, "Well... we said more more more more more! And thats what he got."
Grumpy Old Druid Gelo Hartstone Hornstar says, "We rather."

That was evil Anarias, Shorlen. sad.gif
Shorlen2007-01-01 19:07:30
QUOTE(diamondais @ Jan 1 2007, 01:56 PM) 368317
On a massive log dedicated to enemy statuses:

Grumpy Old Druid Gelo Hartstone Hornstar says, "I'm making a mental note not to read the Hartstone logs for 7 months."
You say to Gelo, "I agree with it.. but did it really all have to be within a minute?"
Grumpy Old Druid Gelo Hartstone Hornstar says, "Well... we said more more more more more! And thats what he got."
Grumpy Old Druid Gelo Hartstone Hornstar says, "We rather."

That was evil Anarias, Shorlen. sad.gif

Anaria told me to do it! dry.gif

And you have NO idea how much spam enemying 302 people at once is. And messaging 302 people why they have just been enemied. And then getting scattered responses about why these 302 people honestly don't care in the slightest.
Shamarah2007-01-01 19:09:50
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jan 1 2007, 02:07 PM) 368320

Anaria told me to do it! dry.gif

And you have NO idea how much spam enemying 302 people at once is. And messaging 302 people why they have just been enemied. And then getting scattered responses about why these 302 people honestly don't care in the slightest.


The only reason I even bothered to respond was because it seemed to imply that you thought I would actually care about being enemied to the Hartstone. No one actually cares about guild enemy statuses.
Diamondais2007-01-01 19:10:39
I'll bet its worse than handing wood in. Though, 200+ wood is no walk in the park either.
Shorlen2007-01-01 19:13:29
QUOTE(Shamarah @ Jan 1 2007, 02:09 PM) 368321
The only reason I even bothered to respond was because it seemed to imply that you thought I would actually care about being enemied to the Hartstone. No one actually cares about guild enemy statuses.

Actually, at the moment, guild enemy status to the Hartstone means more than usual dry.gif
Shamarah2007-01-01 19:15:06
QUOTE(Shorlen @ Jan 1 2007, 02:13 PM) 368323

Actually, at the moment, guild enemy status to the Hartstone means more than usual dry.gif


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Arundor2007-01-01 21:01:19
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4269h, 3783m, 3783e, 10p, 20245en, 17815w elrx-
Kaervas has suffered a gruesome death through magic by the will of Krellan.
Kaervas has been slain by misadventure.
Kaervas has been slain by misadventure.
Kaervas has been slain by misadventure.
Kaervas has been slain by misadventure.
Kaervas has been slain by misadventure.
4269h, 3783m, 3783e, 10p, 20245en, 17815w elrx-


That all happened at once, it's all between a single set of prompts.
Caedryn2007-01-01 21:16:08
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Unknown2007-01-01 21:31:37
QUOTE(caedryn @ Jan 1 2007, 04:16 PM) 368361

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Oh my god, you mixed two memes!!

THE TUBES, THEY'RE GOING TO EXPLODE!