(Market): Fain says, "Hrmm, this is the place we make Richter the test Ascended God, right?"
(Market): Fain says, "Oops. Mis."
(Market): You say, "..."
(Market): Tekora says, "YAY, GLORY BE TO DEEPNIGHT."

(Market): Nejii says, "Do you have ascended gods coded already then?"
(Market): Fain says, "Who do you think we are, Nejii?"
(Market): You say, "The people that run my favorite game?"
(Market): Fain says, "That's fairly insulting, in fact."
A stream of crackling blue fire sizzles across the sky.
Nejii has been seared to death by the divine flame of Fain, of the Red Masque.

Thick, oily smoke pours out of the mouth of Charune and creates an ankle-deep
carpet of seething black fog. As the smoke is soaked into the ground, the area
turns putrid and foul. This location is now tainted.

Screaming in agony, the cacophonous voices of Morgfyre, the Legion, sweep across
the firmament, "Untrapped errors result in death!"

Follower of the Lollipop Bobbins, also bringing sexy back says, "This is
definitely better."

(The Divine Order of Mihaly): You say, "Welcome spindle!"

(The Divine Order of Mihaly): You say, "Haha, welcome Charune."

You shout, "Now accepting applicants to the Divine order of Mihaly. Praise Mihaly! Praise his realm of Iron!"
You will now be known as He Who Tries Too Hard, Richter, Too Rich, by order of
Morgfyre, the Legion.
(I actually thought it was funny, was just trying to make a joke )

(Serenwilde): Bobbins says, "Spindle, lets raid."

Trasse shouts, "TRASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE mnnJEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIINS."

Morgfyre, the Legion says, "Would it be cruel to turn Deepnight into a real city on this server?"

(Market): Fain says, "Did you really just file a bug report, Daganev?"
(Market): Daganev says, "Yes."
(Market): Fain says, "I mean seriously.."

(at this point I told him to read HELP BUGS, and reading helpfiles caused untrapped errors)

(Market): You say, "You saw it Morgfyre!"
(Market): You say, "Kill it!"
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
3484h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
You reel back, stunned at the power of the blow!
3382h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p exp -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
3382h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p exp -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
3280h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p exp -Vote-
You are no longer stunned.
concentrate
3280h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
3178h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
You stand straight up.

3178h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
You already possess equilibrium.
3178h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
3178h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
You stand straight up.

3178h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
3076h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
3076h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2974h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-sip health

Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2872h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
2872h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2770h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
You take a drink from an emerald vial.
The potion heals and soothes you.
3548h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
3446h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
3344h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
3242h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
3140h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
3038h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2936h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2834h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Red Horror Deas, The Communist GOD says, "Damn."
2834h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Dain, Nature Guide bows to Vix and commences the lesson in Dreamweaving.
2834h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2732h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2630h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2528h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2426h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2324h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2222h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Doman utters a deep, rumbling laugh.
2222h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
2222h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2120h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
2018h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-outr sparkleberry
eat sparkleberry
s

You remove 1 sparkleberry, bringing the total in the Rift to 786.
2018h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
1916h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
You eat a sparkleberry.
You feel your health, mana and ego replenished.
2274h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
Morgfyre leaps into the the air and launches a flying kick at you.
Morgfyre connects painfully.
A magic aura flares around you and completely absorbs the damage.
2274h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
A frost hag spares a glance for you as you leave.
The Moonhart Mother Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. Towering
high above is the Moonhart Mother Tree, stretching her enormous branches
heavenwards. There are 3 white and brown speckled ponies here. There are 5 small
screech owls here. There are 5 red foxes here. Outfitted with a leather riding
harness, a formidable looking cave bear paces back and forth. There are 4 fierce
timberwolves here. Towering above you, this massive mammoth has a thick, shaggy
hide and long yellowed tusks. Neighing softly, a dappled grey horse trots here.
There are 3 striped badgers here. Hovering over a raised dais are two silver
arrows, their long shafts crossed with the points aimed skywards. Reaching up as
high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A mottled
blue wyvern gracefully stands here, arching its serpentine neck and flapping its
massive leathery wings. A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to the ground
here. An elfen guard strolls here, alert and vigilant. Hovering eerily here is a
frost hag, emanating a pale silver glow. Munching on a fallen tree branch, a
hulking green weevil impertinently stares at you. Among the leaves and twigs, a
giant red weevil scuttles about here. Milkshake Anaria, Not Miakoda!! is here.
She wields a mystic cudgel in her left hand. Dedicant Raiha Brings All Boys to
the Yard is here. She wields a reinforced steel door in her left hand and a worn
and well-loved teddy bear in her right.
You see exits leading north and south.
2274h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-
You may drink another health, mana, or bromide potion.
2572h, 4906m, 5170e, 10p ex -Vote-sip health
(whew)

Morgfyre, the Legion says, "You silly mortals are just limited by your 2 arms and 2 legs."
"Tentaclessss!" Morgfyre hisses, sinuously waving His arms around.

You say, "Ew, dominating the tentacle beast."
Morgfyre, the Legion says, "What do you think our "trip to the Void" was?"
Morgfyre, the Legion says, "Viravain doesn't wear those schoolgirl outfits for nothing."

(After his plan to follow Morgfyre back to the Havens)
(The Divine Order of Mihaly): Veyda says, "I waited for an hour, only to be turned away like a white boy at a south-side nightclub."

Looks like people are having fun on the test server!

Woah, are we having a Anarch-Lusternia?

Edit: Ninja-d, and why do I never know about the fun things?

beta.ironrealms.com

You betcha!

This happened on the real Lusternia, not the fake Lusternia of Hilarious Chaos...

Hirish, Whisper of Daedalion says, "I cant do anything with you and your freinds and you talk like i dont exsist."

Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Scourge of Chaos says, "I was not."

Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Scourge of Chaos says, "The conversation wasnt about you."

Hyrtakos purses his lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as he carefully gathers his thoughts.

Hirish, Whisper of Daedalion says, "The one before that you just started hugging and kissing like i wasnt there."

Daedalion coughs softly.

Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Scourge of Chaos says, "Ok, back to tells."

Vionne murmurs softly to herself.

daedalion You can't take this somewhere private, brother?
You tell Lord Dirgesinger Daedalion Rillaen, The Scourge of Chaos, "You can't take this somewhere private, brother?"

emote flees the scene.
You have emoted: Arel flees the scene.

*a little later*

Daedalion tells you, "He isnt listening to me, I cant make him keep it to tells."

EDIT: *and a little later*

You say, "Hirish is running amok."

Hirish disappears in a flash of light, teleporting by the power of the Gods.

Myilix creases her brow in a frown.

Vionne purses her lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as she carefully gathers her thoughts.

gts OKAY! How was I supposed to know he was stanfing right next to me!
<>: You say, "OKAY! How was I supposed to know he was stanfing right next to me!"

Mistress Myilix Blackmane, Bells of Mayhem says, "This is going to break me."

<>: Ghaloaire says, "Oopses."

Mistress Vionne, Soprano of the Dark Harmony asks, "What is?"

<>: Ghaloaire says, "Where is hirish now."

Ghaloaire clambers down from a nearby vantage point in the treetops.

<>: Daedalion says, "Portals, im talking to him."

Ghaloaire leaves to the southwest.

<>: Ghaloaire says, "....Damn it all."

<>: Ghaloaire says, "I had almost fixed this entire thing."

Mistress Myilix Blackmane, Bells of Mayhem says, "Hirish."

<>: Ghaloaire says, "If you ruin it..."

Vionne puts her hand to her forehead and swoons.


gts Mother, if You can hear this, it would be a perfectly valid reason to whip Gorky until we have our guild hall completed, so I can say tactless things in the privacy of my own office without worrying about death and destruction
<>: You say, "Mother, if You can hear this, it would be a perfectly valid reason to whip Gorky until we have our guild hall completed, so I can say tactless things in the privacy of my own office without worrying about death and destruction."

Myilix leans on Vionne seeking consolation.

<>: Vionne says, "Or you could zap him to train him out of saying tactless things, but whipping Gorky might be the easier option."

Vionne winks knowingly.

gts I think I deserve the zapping right now
<>: You say, "I think I deserve the zapping right now."

<>: Vionne says, "That's what I said."


... and people thought the Hartstone had problems...

Priceless.

Ohhh... I always thought FTW was supposed to be WTF, in reverse.

***********************CURRENT POLITICS IN LUSTERNIA***********************

Cultural Center: The Righteous Principality of New Celest

Stewartsville: The Collective of Serenwilde
Estelbar: The Collective of Serenwilde
Acknor: The Mighty Province of Deepnight
Delport: The Righteous Principality of New Celest
Rockholm: The Righteous Principality of New Celest
Southgard: The Righteous Principality of New Celest
Angkrag: The Forest of Glomdoring
Dairuchi: The Righteous Principality of New Celest
Paavik: The Collective of Serenwilde
Shanthmark: The Collective of Serenwilde

For specifics on a city or commune, see POLITICS .
For specifics on a village, see POLITICS .
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You'd never see that in the normal game!

You give 1000000 gold sovereigns to Snuggles.
You give 1000000 gold sovereigns to Raiha.
You give 1000000 gold sovereigns to Rentar.
-
Viravain's massive weapon

It is a one-handed weapon.
Damage: 510 Precision: 510 Speed: 510
A wickedly curved scythe has no poisons or magical effects on it.
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A forced give

You give 7293530 gold sovereigns to Viravain.
-
(Market): Astraea says, "Who replaced the Master Ravenwood with a dildo?"
-
HP much?

****************************************************
Participant Health Mana Ego Location
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Anchyon 1632/1632 2122/2172 1908/2388 entrance of a dark tunnel
Dylara 1607/3223 4413/4645 4882/4882 entrance of a dark tunnel
Astraea 3020/3020 4540/4700 4940/4940 entrance of a dark tunnel
Charune 10871/11948 10999/12332 11948/11948 entrance of a dark tunnel
Viravain 11388/11388 12144/12144 11388/11388 entrance of a dark tunnel
Arix 2119/2408 3244/3524 3530/3710 entrance of a dark tunnel
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(Order): Viravain says, "Vira grows up when I feel like going into mode."

Verithrax
Sex : Male Race : Human
Level : 65 (68%) Rank : Enshrined
Health : 2996/3095 Endurance : 7121/14375
Mana : 2910/3290 Willpower : 15336/15350
Ego : 2824/2900 Reserves : 5%
Karma : 52% Esteem : 1%
You are ranked 396th in Lusternia.
You stand tall as a proud citizen of the Mighty Province of Deepnight.
You have reached the rank of 'Serf' in your city.
You are the Ambassador.
You are not in a guild.
You are a member of the Nightsoigne Tailoring Cartel.
You are an Elemental Tracker in the Fellowship of Explorers.
You are the clan head of the clan called 'The Fates' Thread Tailoring Cartel.'
You are a member of the clan called 'UNTRAPPED ERROR, LOL.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Aethercity of Deepnight.'
You are a member of the clan called 'The Divine Order of Mihaly.'
You are The Phantasmal Voice of Viravain in the Divine Order of Viravain, Daughter of the Shadows.
You are able to take on proteges.
You are 69 years old, having been born on the 1st of Kiani, 96 years after the Coming of Estarra.

(Market): Charune says, "Gloms entrance exam is being able to spell emo."

(Market): Charune says, "Surprisingly people still fail it... they go to
serenwilde."

What do the Serens spell? Moo?

.... Hi pot. I'm kettle.

Daevos HAS broken 10k hp. So Charune and Viravain don't look so tough.

(xxx) XXXX says, "We should have condoms in lusternia."
(xxx) XXXX says, "Those mesards need to lay off the orgies. They're like rabbits."
(xxx) XXXX says, "Heh. You should see them at weddings. More than the bride is getting ."

I log in to check messages and chase down Tully. And I hear this.

(Fallen Ones): Miriamele (from the Aetherways) says, "Could I bed you not to kill me?"

We really should have a seperate quotes thread for the IRE beta servers....