You pet the mother ingratiatingly.

You cackle hellishly.

The corners of Astraea's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Dark and Twisty Emo Astraea, Queen of Gloriana says, "Mothers and Crones working
alongside Slaughs."

Astraea grips her sides and chortles madly.

I wanna see someone on the test server with a demon, an angel, and a full fae entouage with both moon fae and night fae

The rest of the conversation mentions I had Drawdown, and how we we're saying itd be like insta-ascend. People killed me, so I lost it. Daermon keeps killing me, so I keep losing Nightkiss.

You are drawn through the aetherways by the sound emanating from a stalk of faeleaf.

Attacking geb and forren was the best part though!

(Market): Shamarah says, "Someone come on the test server and fight me."
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(Market): Shamarah says, "Err."
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(Market): Shamarah says, "That definitely wasn't for here."

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Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.
The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. The Master Ravenwood Tree towers over everything here, pulsing with an immeasurable yet dark power. There are 3 enormous black crows here. A black direwolf is here, blending in with the shadows. A hornbeam sapling clings tenaciously to the ground here. Casting darkness all around, a shadow totem thrusts up from the ground, chilling the air. A giant bat hangs here, wings folded about its body and one beady eye open. An ancient and skeletal tree surrounded by bushes of glittering black roses stands tall against the test of time. A massive pile of sparkleberries lies in a group on the ground. Mushrooms are growing here in a perfect circle. The twisted remains of Shamarah lie here. There are 2 pixie bound in shadows here. There are 3 sprite bound in shadows here. There are 3 nymph bound in shadows here. There are 2 leprechaun bound in shadows here. There are 3 brownie bound in shadows here. There are 3 sylph bound in shadows here. There are 3 pigwidgeon bound in shadows here. There are 3 banshee bound in shadows here. There are 3 redcaps here. There are 3 barghests here. There are 2 slaughs here. There are 2 pooka bound in shadows here. Laeroc stands here, a determined look set on his features. Brennan Stormcrow paces here, his cadaverous body twitching with sudden jerks. Damian Nightshade stands here, his lightly glowing red eyes regarding you with a mocking gaze. Dominique Nightshade stands here, regarding her surroundings with cool detachment. Bomani Wyrmglow, a battlescarred Shadowlord stands here, his iridescent red eyes regarding you coolly. Mother Night, a figure of twisting shadows, towers over you. Dressed in liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally poised. Lhiannan Shee-Slaugh floats inches above the ground here, her deep purple eyes glowing. Sniffing the air for a scent, Gwyllgi, the Dog of Darkness looms here.Standing here in a pulsating red mist, Glumki Thorneye, the King of the Redcaps eyes his surroundings balefully through ruby eyes. A perfect likeness of Estarra sits here in the form of a plush toy. The Queen of the Fae casually fills the room with her presence. Luna, the First of the Maidens kneels on the ground and plays with a squirrel. Albion, the First of the Crones is here, bent over her cauldron. Selene, the First of the Mothers sits with legs crossed and her hands folded on her rounded belly. Surrounded by mist, the Daughter of the Rivers floats in the air here. The gigantic form of Crow is perched on a nearby branch here, his dark shadow spreading across the ground and his single eye glowing a deep red. The ghostly apparition of Chuchip, the Great Spirit of the Seren, floats before you. The dark spirit of Grutina Oakvine flutters in the air here. Eek! It's Kethuru! Run! Run you fool! Snarling viciously, Squibbles, a small rex hamster is here. Kalas Ildaudid One who wishes he was Champ is here. He wields a dragon-hilted claymore in his left hand. Glorianan Dread Knight Dylara, of the Faeslayer Order is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Glorianan Frog-Thing Vivien, of the Swampghastian Order is here. She wields a coral staff in her left hand. Glorianan FaeKing Tael, of the Nightinium Order is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand. Glorianan Queen Astraea, Of the Nightinium Order is here. She wields an athame dagger in her left hand. Viravain, Daughter of the Shadows hovers here, enshrouded within an ambiance of unnatural darkness. She wields a living totem in Her left hand and a wickedly curved scythe in Her right. Glorianan of Eternal Beauty, Sobran, of the Crowitite Order is riding on an enormous black crow. He wields a glowing powerstone in his left hand and a mystic cudgel in his right. Zerglingtwo, Aqua Spout is here. Zerglingthre, Aqua Spout is here. Zerglingfour, Aqua Spout is here. Zerglingfive, Aqua Spout is here. The soul of Shamarah roams the land, bodiless. Glorianan Prince Jasper, of the Nightinium Order is here. He wields a worn lute in his left hand.
You see a single exit leading north.

You are holding:
2 coral vials, 2 sapphire vials, 2 ruby vials, a group of 181002172 wood
commodities.

Kethuru is like really really scary.
Kethuru, the Almighty looks to be crushingly strong.
He weighs about 375 pounds.
He is loyal to Glorianan Dread Knight Dylara, of the Faeslayer Order.
Kethuru, the Almighty is holding:
Nothing.

Is that the beta server?

Looking much like his smaller namesake, Crow appears as a bird with a sharp beak and black feathers that sheen over with a dark mauve iridescence. However, mighty Crow himself is larger than a wolf and has a doubled set of wings, each with a span reaching over thirteen feet. One eye has been scooped out, leaving a dark and empty socket, leaving the bird needing to cock his head towards whatever catches his interest in order to focus on the subject with his remaining eye. Glowing a deep ruby red, his gaze gives the illusion of piercing straight through whatever Crow's eye rests upon, as sharp as the gnarled talons as sharp as knives easily tear into flesh and bark alike. A palpable aura of darkness radiates around Crow as light retreats from his presence.
Crow does not even register your presence as a threat.
He weighs about 471 pounds.
He is loyal to Glorianan Voice of Damian, Ksilrinda, of the Faeslayer Order.
Crow is holding:
Nothing.

Ackleberry = Mineminemine

I got Ridien. I couldn't get Mother Moon

Ridien's tall, graceful form is perfectly accentuated by the earthen-colored
dress that adorns it. The top of the sleeveless dress fits her like a second
skin and although she's quite far from busty, she still manages to fill out the
dress rather well. Ridien's silky ebony hair has been piled high upon her head
and fastened in place with a moonhart comb, though bits still spill out around
her thin, tapered ears and her pale face. More often than not, she stares off
into space, her fingers absentmindedly drumming the handle of her long besom as
she ponders whatever has crossed her mind today.
Moon Priestess Ridien looks to be crushingly strong.
She weighs about 120 pounds.
She is loyal to Puddle Mother Sarrasri, Shamarah's wench.
Moon Priestess Ridien is holding:
Nothing.

Still, my own personal tutor.

One of many, many, WTFZERGLINGRUSH kills.

You gently rise into the air and dance along a moonbeam to Derian.
Zerglingtwo follows you ether.
Zerglingthre follows you ether.
Zerglingfour follows you ether.
Zerglingfive follows you ether.
Cherry woods.
A blood red mist flows across the ground here, indicating a war shrine of
Charune nearby. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Reaching up as high as
the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a living totem. A mature oak tree
stands proudly here. Dressed in liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here
regally poised. Limned with holy fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a
floating cloud, regarding you with her sympathetic eyes of light. A taint wyrm
is coiled on the ground here, spoiling the air with its corrosive stench.
Moonlight Apprentice, Ruiku Dekoven is here. He wields an athame dagger in his
left hand. Apprentice of Stone, Derian is here, shrouded. He wields a twisted
staff in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, south, and west.
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You scent at the air, your skilled nose picking up the faint traces of others in
the surrounding area.
You make out the scent of Zerglingtwo coming from cherry woods.
You make out the scent of Zerglingthre coming from cherry woods.
You make out the scent of Zerglingfour coming from cherry woods.
You make out the scent of Zerglingfive coming from cherry woods.
You make out the scent of Ruiku coming from cherry woods.
You make out the scent of Derian coming from cherry woods.
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(Ackleberry): Sarrasri (from the Water Elemental Plane) says, "You know, getting
attacked automatically on the Celestial plane is going to make getting unenemied
slightly difficult."
4534h, 2764m, 3220e, 10p, 21550en, 13905w ex-moonburst derian
nature curse derian

Could you be a bit clearer?
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Zerglingtwo makes a fist and punches towards Derian, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
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Zerglingthre makes a fist and punches towards Derian, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
4534h, 2764m, 3220e, 10p, 21550en, 13905w ex-
Zerglingfour makes a fist and punches towards Derian, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
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Zerglingfive makes a fist and punches towards Derian, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
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You point the tip of your athame at Derian's heart and make a sudden stabbing
motion. A glowing pentagram shoots from the tip of the athame and slams into his
chest, making him gasp in pain.
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Derian takes a drink from a garnet vial.
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Derian eats a sparkleberry.
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He is followed by Rowena Nightshade, a celestial archangel, and a taint wyrm.
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Cherry woods.
A blood red mist flows across the ground here, indicating a war shrine of
Charune nearby. The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Several large cherry
trees have grown here peacefully for many years, and have now matured entirely.
Covering the ground is an untold amount of cherry pulp, stones and leaves, all
of different shape, colour, size, and age. The air here smells old, and leaves a
thick taste in the mouth. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the
awesome presence of a living totem. A mature oak tree stands proudly here.
Bathed in a nimbus of crackling blue energy, Shakiniel, Defender of the Dawning
Hope, floats in the air here, her golden wings stretched out to their full
length. Zerglingtwo, Aqua Spout is here. Zerglingthre, Aqua Spout is here.
Zerglingfour, Aqua Spout is here. Zerglingfive, Aqua Spout is here. Moonlight
Apprentice, Ruiku Dekoven is here. He wields an athame dagger in his left hand.
You see exits leading northeast, south, and west.
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You have recovered equilibrium.
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Ruiku rolls on the floor, laughing.
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moonburst derian
nature curse derian

You shed Loboshigaru form and flow as a spirit through the verdant leaves,
embracing the physical once more and arrive at before Goldie's Mushroom.
Zerglingtwo follows you ether.
Zerglingthre follows you ether.
Zerglingfour follows you ether.
Zerglingfive follows you ether.
Before Goldie's Mushroom.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A mature birch tree stands proudly
here. Reaching up as high as the eye can see looms the awesome presence of a
living totem. Dressed in liquid shadows, Rowena Nightshade stands here regally
poised. Limned with holy fire, a celestial archangel stands loftily on a
floating cloud, regarding you with her sympathetic eyes of light. A taint wyrm
is coiled on the ground here, spoiling the air with its corrosive stench.
Apprentice of Stone, Derian is here, shrouded. He wields a twisted staff in his
left hand.
You see exits leading east, southwest, and northwest (open door).
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Zerglingtwo makes a fist and punches towards Derian, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
4534h, 2684m, 3220e, 10p, 21570en, 13892w x-
Zerglingthre makes a fist and punches towards Derian, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
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Zerglingfour makes a fist and punches towards Derian, releasing a blast of pure
elemental energy that slams into him, searing his flesh.
With a final spasm, Derian dies, collapsing into a mound of charred and smoking
flesh.
Derian has been slain by Zerglingfour.
You gasp with the realization that Zerglingfour has reached the level of
Distinguished.
The voice of Avechna whispers in your mind, accusing you of aiding Zerglingfour
in killing Derian and warns you about initiating combat with Derian again.

Zalana's mind has been destroyed by the psychic powers of the soul of Forren.

Oh...that's you. No wonder Eilar's an annoying SOB.

He loves you too.

You order Kethuru, the Almighty to kill Daermon.
Kethuru, the Almighty obeys your command.


OK, he's gone, danger's over.


Daermon arrives from the south.


OMG! It's KETHURU! Run, fool, run!!


Kethuru, the Almighty forms a huge, knobby limb of flesh that grows out of its
body at an alarming speed and slams into Daermon, knocking him to the ground.
You have slain Daermon.
Your karma falls in response to your deeds.
Daermon drops a group of 76 wormwoods.
Daermon drops a group of 17 mistletoe sprigs.
Daermon drops the corpse of a young rat.

Your order is obeyed.
Kethuru, the Almighty obediently falls into line behind you.

Daermon tells you, "..."

Daermon tells you, "I love you, too. Ass."

You tell Lagging Kalas Daermon, He Who Wishes He Could Kill, "For attacking me randomly."

Daermon tells you, "YOUR PET IS OVERPOWERED."

Daermon tells you, "It's not an even match at -all-."


Lagging Kalas Daermon, He Who Wishes He Could Kill shouts, "I'd expect more from the 'Almighty', actually."