<-- is an easily-miffed hypocrite.

Well, actually. It only did about 1k each time, you just didn't show the rapidfire of hits.

EDIT:

You teleport along the aether strands to Dylara.

Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.

Glorianan Dread Knight Dylara, of the Faeslayer Order is here. She wields an athame dagger
in her left hand. Hubrisian Elryn, Shade of Gloriana is here. He wields an exquisite ravenwood viola in his
left hand. Glorianan Etanru, of the Crowitite Order is here. He wields a mystic cudgel in his left hand and a
golden sickle in his right. Countess Ksilrinda, Voice of Crow is here. She wields a mystic cudgel in her left
hand and a golden sickle in her right.

You move about quickly and lose Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation.

Putrefied glen.


You place some iridescent spores on the back of your hand and snort them up your nose.

Tickling that area just behind your eyes, you suddenly let out a sneeze of tremendous force that causes the
world to momentarily spin with bright colours.

Grand Plaza of Deepnight.


You shut your eyes and concentrate on the end of life. A moment later, you feel inextricably linked with the
strings of fate.

Jasper has been incinerated by Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation.

Astraea has been beaten to a pulp by Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation.

Ksilrinda has been crushed to death by Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation.

Sobran has been cut down by Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation.

Jasper has been crushed to death by Ashtorath, Duke of Inescapable Damnation.

You say, "What are you? Fools! KILL THE DAMN BASTARD!"
You impersonate Crow.

Ashtorath the Raging says to an enormous black crow, "FEIND."

Brennan Stormcrow says, "Aye, kill the demon!"
Ashtorath the Raging says, "I SHALL PWNZ YOU ALL."
You say to Ashtorath the Raging, "Panzy!"
You impersonate Crow.
The Daughter of the Rivers says, "This Forest is nothing compared to
Ackleberry."

Ashtorath the Raging says to an enormous black crow, "Underling."
say to Ashorath Can't even kill these little things, can you?!
You say, "To Ashorath Can't even kill these little things, can you?!"
You impersonate Crow.
(The Holy Order of RPers): You say, ":\\ Of course I'd screw up Ashtorath's
name."
Ashtorath the Raging says, "I figure I will let them have their fun."
You say, "Liar."
You impersonate Crow.
Brennan Stormcrow says to the Daughter of the Rivers, "Ackleberry is a pathetic
excuse - it sundered itself from existence, afraid to wield power."
You discern that someone is impersonating Ashtorath the Raging.
Ashtorath the Raging says, "Truther."
You say, "Idiot."
You impersonate Crow.
The Daughter of the Rivers says, "Crow, silence your zombie."
Ashtorath the Raging says, "Bird."
You say, "Freka." <---I cried
You impersonate Crow.
Ashtorath the Raging says, "I am a freka. Do you have a problem with that,
lowly creation?"
Brennan Stormcrow says to the Daughter of the Rivers, "I will not be silenced
by the likes of you, Queen of Waters."
Ashtorath the Raging says, "We can take this back up to Nil."
You say, "Yes, I do."
You impersonate Crow.
The Daughter of the Rivers says, "I go to find my Sister, Night."
Ashtorath the Raging says, "I forgot the part of my brain that attacks people
back." <----He wasn't fighting back
You say, "You should die, you lowly maggot. You are lower than earth!"
You impersonate Crow.

As you can see, we tried to kill Ashtorath and had a bit of RP in it.

Arix: Legolas has a nice ass

and continued...

Raiha: Let's talk about Acrune/Hobbit gay sex
Veonira: acrune could take two on at once
Arix: no self respecting hobbit would bang a fish

well he does. And that comment was in response to a link Veo posted
Legolas pic that Veo posted

Warning: I claim no responsibility for anyone suddenly needing to scrub their eyes. you have been warned

Every time I think I'm immune to the internet's depravity, I am proved wrong. I shudder.

nice double post-merge?

And for once, Serens, make up your bloody mind.

Ouch.

Bah, some other mod deleted one of my double posts as I deleted the other one...so to reiterate:

(Serenwilde) Election #39921 has just re-opened for voting due to a tie.


WHAT THE

You forgot this!

You tell Regent Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire, "..Well it seems you have 99 more days to go."

Nejii tells you, "*GRUMBLE*."

And I have no idea if I got any votes

The ball finally settles down on 7 (black).
Suklub, a roulette spinner exclaims to you, "We have a winner! You've won
1750000 gold!" He returns the stakes for your winning bets, and hands you your
winnings.

rich

Lucky cheats at blackjack... I saw her shuffling a couple of aces in her sleeve.

(Market): Exoro says, "If charune were chan id have to join his order out of
fear of his insanity..."

(Market): You say, "Actually, Charune is a bald norwegian guy named Obsadin
Mohala."

(Market): You say, "He's not here is he?"

(Market): Inox says, "*snicker*."

(Market): Viravain says, "Charune's plotting your death right now."

(Market): Jigan says, "Charune is also a spearfisherman."

(Market): Jigan says, "He braves the cold seas on his little boat without his
shirt on."

(Market): Jigan says, "Apparently he's like a bear or sommat."

(Market): You say, "Well, if he's one of -those- types of guys, then you know
he's cut and buff."

(Market): You say, "Hey, hairy guys are kinda cute."

(Market): Jigan says, "No, I mean he's like a bear he has so much hair. It can
be called fur without much change."

(Market): Jigan says, "A bear with a beard."

(Market): Arix says, "Charune is Robin Williams?"

This burning pyrinne is roughly fish-like in appearance, with glittering black
scales that sparkle with prismatic hues, and bony protrusions alight with
aetheric energy. Its gaping maw is large enough to swallow several igasho with
room to spare, and is lined with rows upon rows of menacing, needle-point
teeth. It has no discernible eyes, but seems to sense at the air with two
drooping appendages that protrude from its forehead like whiskers, ending in
bulbous pods that glow with a faint inner light. The entire pyrinne floats
within a torrential blaze of fire, the heat of which is stifling and threatens
to overwhelm you at any moment.
A burning pyrinne almost glows with nearly god-like power.
He weighs about 3750 pounds.
He is loyal to Pyrinne Tamer, Mistress Sarrasri, Shamarah's wench.
A burning pyrinne is holding:
Nothing.

Heck. Best pet every. Beware Kethuru and the pyrinne now!

Here's something you'll never see in the real Lusternia again.

Chuchip the Great Spirit of the Seren says, "Perhaps you should seek the spirit
of Moon Lake. Here, drop this down the waterfall and she will come."
Chuchip the Great Spirit of the Seren holds aloft a pearl and begins handing it
to you, but a mourning dove suddenly twitches, then bursts into a ball of oily,
black feathers, revealing a large crow. The crow quickly swoops down and takes
the pearl in its beak, and then flies off into the sky.

You see Chuchip the Great Spirit of the Seren yell, "Curse you, Crow!"

The raucous cawing of the crow can still be heard, sounding more and more like
the laughter of an evil spirit.

I oogled at Khrom's avatar and noticed that the jaw used in the picture is similar to Michael Jackson's.

That's you?

I wondered why she so juvenile.

EDIT: By the way, I'd invest in some spectacles and read my signature.

I actually do have glasses, I just hate to wear 'em.

And what do you except of a 15 year old? To be uber mature? :\\ Sorry but I'm just a little hyper on the server and I tend to not to care about how I most ly act.

(Market): Charune says, "Anyone need anything, within my scope to give, before I
leave?"

And that was on REAL Lusternia