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Estarra, the Eternal says, "I can't answer that, Kalas."

You mean no one in Serenwilde calls you Kalas? Lucky.

Bah... I thought the KALAS name was famous among Lusternians

Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "Not like people would want to spend 1700 lessons to make giant green penises or something equally worse."

Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "Not like people would want to spend 1700 lessons to make giant green penises or something equally worse.

Death Trooper Kalas Orti says, "I've seen giant penises flying."

...?

But who wouldn't want..... oh, never mind.

Narsrim says, "If you eat a cake with a flame sigil on it, you should get really bad heartburn."

I was quoting a hack attack that happened in Second Life. They actually had a virus that was spawning those things. (Maybe not green ones).

Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "Not like people would want to spend 1700
lessons to make giant green penises or something equally worse."

Richter says, "I've gotten a bit edgy with mine sometimes, but nothing over the
top."

Tully, Janitor of the Basin says, "I don't think so, anyway..."

You say, "I've seen giant penises flying."

********* tells you, "Shhhh."

And just so there's context, we were discussing why people couldn't create "original art" in the Arts skill.

Because I'm cool like that

After the war games...


(The Kalas Legacy): You say, "And so rises Shamaralien, God of Grief."

In my defense, I killed four people that round, so while I did hire goons, I held my own!

The stuff from the beta server cracked me up. Made me wish I had gone on it.

Visaeris is pretty entertaining drunk.

(Bellator Societas): Visaeris says, "I had twoo many bears."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris says, "Too."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "Bears?"
(Bellator Societas): Veonira (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, ":P."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris says, "Wtf bears ."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Rofl."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris says, "Shampants you shouldn't have won you're
kind of lame."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "Vis fails at typing."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris says, "Just fyi."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "MMMM this
bear was so refreshing."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris says, "<3."


(Bellator Societas): Visaeris says, "I actually have a contingency female
persona Veo ."



(Bellator Societas): Visaeris says, "You slammed the door on kethuru's anime
tentacled ass, but in doing so he suckerpunched you with his taint."
(Bellator Societas): Visaeris says, "Wow that sounded really gross and hot at
the same time."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, ".."
(Bellator Societas): Veonira (from the Tainted Plane of Nil) says, "I'm going to
go wash that from my brain."

You say, "Something smells fishy..."

Gehn Mes'ard, Hand of The Mother says, "Hm?"

High Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "That'd be Nejii."

You wrinkle your nose and sniff.

The corners of Gehn's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

Nejii cuffs you upside your head.

You say, "Owww!"

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "It'll be back to normal soon
enough."

"Heh heh heh" you chuckle.

High Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "Until then, I
shall make fun of you for being a fish."

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Oi."

You peer at Nejii unscrupulously.

You say to Nejii, "Show me your fins?"


Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "They're not really fins..."

You say, "Oh..."

High Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "The gills are
quite interesting."

You sniff Nejii, trying to decipher just what that smell emanating from him is.

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "The gills are meh."

Kalas Cairam, Trialante's Melody says, "He's sort of a shark-like merian."

High Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune pokes Nejii in the gills.

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "It feels vaguely dry up OW."

Nejii thwaps Sarrasri on the head.

High Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "They feel weird."

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "You don't POKE them."

High Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "Why not?"

Kalas Cairam, Trialante's Melody says, "Like a merian that got a little
plastered one night and stumbled into the Inner Sea, and mistook one of those
poor tiger sharks for his wife."

Kalas Cairam, Trialante's Melody says, "That'd be the look of their progeny."

Gehn Mes'ard, Hand of The Mother says, "Oi.."

Nejii stares implacably at Cairam.

You chuckle long and heartily.

Sarrasri ponders the situation.

Cairam grins mischievously at Nejii.

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Maybe I should do a different kind
of merian next time."

High Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "If he was born of
a shark and a merian, at least I'd know what my grandparents were."

Sarrasri ponders the situation.

High Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "A shark and a
merian..."

You say, "Shamarah."

Kalas Cairam, Trialante's Melody says, "Ew."

You say, "Its called a shamarah."

Seneschal Nejii Talnara, Moon's Fire says, "Don't even go there."

High Priestess Sarrasri Talnara, Hornbearer of Charune says, "I should try to
freak Shamarah out with that."

Doesn't anyone have the "Shamarak" quote?

The divine voice of Avechna, the Avenger reverberates powerfully,
"Congratulations to the Yellow team, Shamarak, Forren, and Aesyra."

Kalodan says, "No esteem. It's gayer than I am at Marti Gras."


Captured in the townhall log.

You tell Heir Shorlen, Chosen of Chaos, "It really was nothing but teasing Anaria to be honest, might as well ignore me."

Shorlen tells you, "I can't hear the entire convesati... OH GODS THE ELEPHANTS!"

Astral Insanity. Favourite part of the game now!