Quotes 3

by Charune

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Veonira2007-01-09 17:18:59
(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "Mire was trying to make me wear clothes earlier too. All the women d'Murani are hella bossy.."

(House d'Murani): You say, "Yep."

(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "Luckily I somehow couldn't wear the leggings."

(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "Said something about an elemental field."

(House d'Murani): You say, "Rofl leggings?!"

(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "THEY WANTED TO PUT LEGGINGS ON ME."

(House d'Murani): You say, "LOL."

(House d'Murani): You say, "They should at least have tried some normal clothing."

(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "I think the MUD went 'NO. EVIL. BAD.'"

(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "I mean come on. LEATHER leggings."

(House d'Murani): Morvior says, "Black leather leggings. No. Evil."
Acrune2007-01-10 04:07:43
You pat a golden retriever in a friendly manner.
A golden retriever lets out a blood-curdling scream.
4876h, 4876m, 5073e, 9p, 23280en, 23280w elrx-
A golden retriever leaps at you, biting down into your flesh and gnawing on you
painfully.


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Ildaudid2007-01-10 04:12:27
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jan 9 2007, 11:07 PM) 371319

You pat a golden retriever in a friendly manner.
A golden retriever lets out a blood-curdling scream.
4876h, 4876m, 5073e, 9p, 23280en, 23280w elrx-
A golden retriever leaps at you, biting down into your flesh and gnawing on you
painfully.
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Veonira2007-01-10 04:33:07
Druid Sintor of the Blackthorn says, "Just preparing this fetish."

Druid Sintor of the Blackthorn says, "10p per corpse."

Druid Sintor of the Blackthorn says, "50 months of uselessness left."
Jigan2007-01-10 05:08:19
QUOTE(Acrune @ Jan 9 2007, 10:07 PM) 371319

You pat a golden retriever in a friendly manner.
A golden retriever lets out a blood-curdling scream.
4876h, 4876m, 5073e, 9p, 23280en, 23280w elrx-
A golden retriever leaps at you, biting down into your flesh and gnawing on you
painfully.
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I don't know why, but Melak does that on occasion. If it happens again, send me a tell and I'll fix it.
Hazar2007-01-10 06:12:05
Wyrden Snare Kristov, Watcher of Flies says, "What types of ceilings can we do with sunlights?"
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
Wyrden Snare Kristov, Watcher of Flies says, "Er."
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
Steffania gives 7 emerald vials to you.
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
Steffania gives 3 opal vials to you.
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
Wyrden Snare Kristov, Watcher of Flies says, "Sun... roofs."
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
You say, "Sunroofs...in Deepnight?"
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
Richter says, "You do realize, there's no sun."
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
"Heh heh heh" Kristov chuckles.
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
Richter says, "It'd be a moonroof."
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
Wyrden Snare Kristov, Watcher of Flies says, "To gaze out into the twilight."
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
Kristov shrugs helplessly.
3020h, 3224m, 3428e, 10p, 14000en, 15020w elrxk-
Wyrden Snare Kristov, Watcher of Flies says, "It's the same thing."
Tervic2007-01-10 07:38:22
Regarding Fain:
Jigan tells you, "So, He's yet to come out of the closet, but will one day."
Gelo2007-01-10 09:30:59
NEW CONVERT: ARIX

Arix shrieks about how adorable you are, smooshing your cheeks together in a
very aunt-like manner.

You say to Skyla, "Ahh... yeah I kinda smell... erm."

Skyla cackles hellishly.

You peer at Arix unscrupulously.

You say to Arix, "Dont make me snuggle you deary."

Arix Carthan says, "Oh, so you're one of THOSE Serens."

You say to Arix, "Only when provoked."

You say to Arix, "So..."

The corners of Skyla's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

You have emoted: Gelo moves towards Arix with arms wide open.

Arix snuggles up close to you, looking happy and content.

"Awwwww!" Skyla says.

Arix Carthan says, "Pere-emptive snuggle!"

You say, "Hah!"

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Furien2007-01-10 17:16:52
You are:
sickened by the earth's taint.
cursed with the healthleech.
afflicted by a crippled right arm.
afflicted by a crippled left arm.
afflicted by a crippled left leg.
sprawled on the ground.
anorexic.
an insomniac.
dying from crotamine.
171h, 3038m, 3128e, 10p, 15185en, 16018w xkp-
You watch helplessly as your lifeforce drains into Thoros.
You have been slain by Estarra.
You come back into focus as the blur illusion vanishes.
The corpse of a merian beachcomber falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a merian beachcomber falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a merian beachcomber falls out of your inventory.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
0h, 3038m, 3128e, 10p, 15185en, 16018w ex-
(SEG): Everyone says, "WTF?"

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Veonira2007-01-10 20:00:39
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That's like one time in Achaea someone was messing around and garroting me with a whip...then he suddenly killed my tinderbox.
Unknown2007-01-10 23:06:58

Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury 's divine aura pulses seductively.

You stick out your tongue and say, "I'll tell Veo."

Kaervas d'Murani, the Ascendant Fury says, "She can join in."


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Ghaloaire2007-01-10 23:34:11
(Pages): Please welcome Ifjfjfj who joins as a novice freshman!
Daganev2007-01-10 23:35:58
QUOTE(ghaloaire @ Jan 10 2007, 03:34 PM) 371775

(Pages): Please welcome Ifjfjfj who joins as a novice freshman!


You so Lucky!
Diamondais2007-01-11 00:43:00
PUBLIC NEWS #910
Date: 1/11/2007 at 0:36
From: Shadow Warrior Montegil, Ward of Xenthos
To : Everyone
Subj: gnt Welcome Manifestation to the Ebonguard! Please read GHELP WYRMS and GHELP LEARNING to get started on your education! When you are finished please ask for assistance on the GNT aether by typing GNT and someone will assist you if they are available. Weapon Returns



Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Dvarsh, in the year 166 CE.


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Veonira2007-01-11 00:43:07
DARN, NINJA'D

QUOTE

PUBLIC NEWS #910
Date: 1/11/2007 at 0:36
From: Shadow Warrior Montegil, Ward of Xenthos
To : Everyone
Subj: gnt Welcome Manifestation to the Ebonguard! Please read GHELP WYRMS and
GHELP LEARNING to get started on your education! When you are finished please
ask for assistance on the GNT aether by typing GNT and someone
will assist you if they are available. Weapon Returns


I think that sets the record for longest subject ever.
Diamondais2007-01-11 00:45:46
QUOTE(Veonira @ Jan 10 2007, 07:43 PM) 371798

DARN, NINJA'D
I think that sets the record for longest subject ever.

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Exeryte2007-01-11 00:48:56
QUOTE
PUBLIC NEWS #911
Date: 1/11/2007 at 0:47
From: Master Chief Daganev, the Merciless
To : Everyone
Subj: Montegil

Due to unforseen circumstances, Montegil has had his head removed.

Any questions regarding his current state can be sent to his family who
will be mourning for quite some time.

Thank you, and ignore the previous post.

--Daganev Treeripper

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Dvarsh, in the year 166 CE.

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Diamondais2007-01-11 00:50:44
QUOTE(Exeryte @ Jan 10 2007, 07:48 PM) 371801

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I sent him a tell about that, Daganev you're awesome.
Forren2007-01-11 05:10:39
(Bellator Societas): Veonira says, "I mudsex everyone and everything."

The truth. Revealed.
Jigan2007-01-11 05:20:55
Gradd Proudstone says, "Five hundred and fifty thousand shinies, one hundred and fifty wood, one hundred and fifty marble, and a date with da titan-y fish."

Forren, the only way to escape this is to become a Demi-God. Get going.