Instakill

by Ialie

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Ialie2006-10-09 16:03:04
We um sorta pulled this prank we being Okin, Ildaudid, Incabulous and Valarien
We were talking on skype about how everyone should be overpowered and there should we should just have a skill called INSTAKILL where you type INSTAKILL and it kills anyone, anywhere,

Valarien says you should totally type INSTAKILL VALARIEN

I said it would funny if you typed heartstop, so he said yeah it would be funny, tell me when you type it, so I did, and he typed Heartstop.

So I joked around on Bellator about how I could kill people doing INSTAKILL

This is what follows....


(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Val is going WTF now."


(Bellator Societas): You say, "I Just did it again!"
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(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "I am not seeing any death message."

Ildaudid tells you, "Rofl GRIEFER!!!!!"

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Aetherways) says, "Valarien Moonbane,
Maestro of the Lament has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly."
(Bellator Societas): You say, "I'll try okin now cause I him."


You've baffled me!

(Okin was in on and and he heartstopped on Signal)


(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Ialie stop it."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "(House of Shadows): Valarien (from the Prime Material Plane) says, I just randomly heartstopped for no reason."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "(House of Shadows): Okin (from the Prime

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Aetherways) says, "Rofl Ialie has the
secret griefing weapon."

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Aetherways) says, "Do it to lisarel."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "NO."


(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Yo."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from Celestia, Plane of Light) says, "Kaervas
Ialie can instakill people worldwide now."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "How does she
manage that."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How?"


(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, ":P."


Your meaning eludes me.


You open your eyes wide, concentrating on the small strands of aether around
you.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "NOT telling!"


(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Oh no."
(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Still
annoyed about those wargames."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "It was funny
having Forren and Nico hitting me to little effect."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Wonder if I can do
it too, Ildaudid mind if I test on you? ^^."

(Bellator Societas): Ethelon (from the Aetherways) says, "I don't think you
would have lasted against me and the two nihilists."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Are the
individual FFAs over?"

(Bellator Societas): You say, "I am going to try and instakill incabulous cause
I hate him too."


(Bellator Societas): Ethelon (from the Aetherways) says, "4 more left Kaer."


(Bellator Societas): You say, "INSTAKILL INCABLOUS."
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "No 3."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "...."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "If I'd had
time I probably could have managd it."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Did you have
a geo?"

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "He ... just
heartstop."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Rofl."

(Bellator Societas): Ethelon (from the Aetherways) says, "Didnt need a geo."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "....Ialie?"

(Bellator Societas): Ethelon (from the Aetherways) says, "We would have gottren
you."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "My demesne would have been all over the place."


(Bellator Societas): You say, "Thats what I typed! Instakill Incablous."

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "How ya
doing it lemme do it to flarya."

(Bellator Societas): Ethelon (from the Aetherways) says, "We had a plan, were
gonna take out celest first."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ialie, what did
you do?"


(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "My team
really pissed me off."

The Portal of Fate flashes as Turgrak steps through, now ready to begin a fresh
life in Lusternia.

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Some of them
weren't even hitting."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Or was that just
random funny typing."

(Serenwilde): Saran (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "I can take more
designs and submit then in later years of course."


(Bellator Societas): Kaervas (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Bleh brb."

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "She was
doing it earlier."

Ildaudid tells you, "Tell me what to say!! sad.gif I wanna do it to flarya tongue.gif."


You tell Kalas Ildaudid, "(Actually it is a joke.. We are all in on it, want me
to say I am doing you too, and then you heartstop? Please don't tell!)"

Ildaudid tells you, "Hehe ok, heartstop first?"


You tell Kalas Ildaudid, "Wait for me to try it."


You tell Kalas Ildaudid, "Er announce it."
!

(Bellator Societas): You say, "HEHEHE ILDAUDID YOU ARE NEXT!"

You tell Kalas Ildaudid, "NOw!"
You shut your eyes and concentrate on the end of life. A moment later, you feel inextricably linked with the strings of fate.
(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Wtf."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "..."

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ialie."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ialie wtf."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "This better
be an ic thing."

Ildaudid tells you, "Rofl." You tell Kalas Ildaudid, "HEEEE."


(Bellator Societas): You say, "Okin again!"

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "NO."

Spinner Okin, The Queen's Consort has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly.
(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ialie STOP IT."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "Ialie what the censor.gif"

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel (from the Prime Material Plane) says, "They are losing XP from this."
The voices of Someone powerful tell you, "What are you doing?"

The voices of the Oneiroi tell you, "Sorry, that was us."

(Bellator Societas): Ildaudid (from the Aetherways) says, "Bah I am out, Ill see
ya in a bit, and remind me to kill you Ialie -grr-."

Ildaudid tells you, "See ya sweetie smile.gif"

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Ialie."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "What the hell are you doing?"

You tell the Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate, "Sorry... I am sorry it is a
prank.. everyone is in on it."



The voices of the Oneiroi tell you, "Ahh, no problem."

You tell the Oneiroi, Administrators of Fate, "They are heartstopping themselves."
The voices of the Oneiroi tell you, "Don't worry, we won't spoil."

Diamante has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.


(Bellator Societas): Nayl says, "Ok, I'm off."



(Bellator Societas): You say, "Hmm I wonder if I can do it while at avechna."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Incabby time."

(Bellator Societas): Lisarel says, "Ialie NO."


Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark has stopped his own heart, killing himself instantly.


At this last point Diamante was told and he decided to join in the fun.

(Bellator Societas): You say, "You want me to do it again?"

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "No, you witch."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "Cause I felt you comming after me diamante..
don't think I didn't feel you ready to do mean things to me, I felt an
aggressive act."

(Bellator Societas): You say, "DIE DIAMANTE!"

Prince of Darkness, Diamante Stillwind, Night's Whisper has stopped his own
heart, killing himself instantly.


(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Omg."

(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "Eep! Dia!"

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas says, "What the hell."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Ialie I am gonna freaking kill you."

(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "Yo, I need him in one piece."


(Bellator Societas): Elaria (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "And we all know
what piece that is, Nirrti."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas says, "Heh."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, ">_>."
(Bellator Societas): Nirrti says, "Yes. That glorious, glorious athame."
(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "-g-."



(Bellator Societas): Elaria (from the Ethereal Plane) says, "Ialie, just what do
you think you're doing? tongue.gif."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "This is retarded."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "Going to issue."
Diamante tells you, ":P."

(Bellator Societas): Kaervas says, "How close to Titan?"

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "A lot fucking less closer now."

(Bellator Societas): Diamante says, "-eye Ialie-."





(Bellator Societas): You say, "I wonder how quickly I can do it to different
people hmm here goes."


(this was all done on cue)

Spinner Okin, The Queen's Consort has stopped his own heart, killing himself
instantly.

Prince of Darkness, Diamante Stillwind, Night's Whisper has stopped his own
heart, killing himself instantly.

Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark has stopped his own heart, killing himself
instantly.

Valarien Moonbane, Maestro of the Lament has stopped his own heart, killing
himself instantly.

You have been discharged from Bellator Societas for the following reason: ''.
Nico2006-10-09 16:08:44
ROFL

Oh god, now my workers think I'm insane for giggling at my cubicle sad.gif
Okin2006-10-09 16:11:16
ZOMG could this have BEEN more worth it? Could not stop laughing.

Love for Ialie, Valarien, Incabulos, Diamante and Ildaudid!

...should prolly go bashing or something now.
Ialie2006-10-09 16:11:20
Oh yeah, forgot the best part



The Divine voice of Fain, of the Red Masque echoes in your head, "Do me."
Diamante2006-10-09 16:13:31
You have been appointed to the position of Griefing Bastards Number 2/3 of the Bellator Societas.
Unknown2006-10-09 16:13:39
That's got to be the best prank ever.
roflmao.gif
Valarien2006-10-09 16:14:43
Here's a little bit of the beginning, from my end biggrin.gif

heartstop
With grim, final resolve you gather the mental strength to slay yourself and as a tear drops from your eye, you end your time on this mortal coil by stopping your heart in an instant.
You have been slain by misadventure.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
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Your soul is flung back to the prime material plane. Slowly, a skeleton forms from the aether, and muscles appear upon the bones, bubbling up in a frothy spray of blood. Finally, new skin stretches out and covers your new body, and you step out from the Master Ravenwood Tree.
Before the Master Ravenwood Tree.

Grevlyne peers at you unscrupulously.
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Veronica blinks.
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Aiwendil tells you, "What was that about?"
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clan switch 4
Your current clan will now be the 'House of Shadows' clan.
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(House of Shadows): You say, "Wtf was that."
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Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark says, "That was random."
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(House of Shadows): Aiwendil says, "You heartstopped o.O."
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(House of Shadows): You say, "I just randomly heartstopped for no reason."
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(House of Shadows): Aiwendil says, "Were you hopping about madly for no reason earlier?"
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After a short while....

heartstop
With grim, final resolve you gather the mental strength to slay yourself and as a tear drops from your eye, you end your time on this mortal coil by stopping your heart in an instant.
You have been slain by misadventure.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
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(House of Shadows): Aiwendil says, "Again? O.o."
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(House of Shadows): You say, "Okay, seriously!"
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(House of Shadows): Lisarel (from the Astral Plane) says, "I don't see any death message."
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Capernicus, Murmur in the Dark says to you, "What was that?"
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(House of Shadows): Aiwendil says, "Did you set a trigger by accident or is the skill screwing with it?"
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A single tear drops from Okin's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying himself
instantly.
Okin has been slain by misadventure.
You reach over to comfort Okin as he falls to the level of Legendary.
Okin drops the corpse of a bulbous spider.
Okin drops the corpse of a furry tarantula.
Okin drops the corpse of a translucent spider.
Okin drops the corpse of a translucent spider.
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(House of Shadows): Aiwendil says, "Now Okin?!"
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(House of Shadows): Okin says, "What was THAT?"
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--later still---

You tell Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark, "Can you heartstop?"
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You tell Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark, "Do you know how?"
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Incabulos tells you, "Yes, why?"
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You tell Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark, "If I tell you to heartstop at a specific time, would you do it?"
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Incabulos tells you, "Sure... why?"
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You tell Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark, "It'll be funny, trust me."
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Incabulos tells you, "What'll happen? I'm scared the world will implode."
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You tell Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark, "Ready? Do it now."
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A single tear drops from Incabulos's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Incabulos has been slain by misadventure.
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You tell Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark, "Heeeeee."
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Spreading his arms wide, Okin spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around him.
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Spreading her arms wide, Aiwendil spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around her.
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Spreading your arms wide, you spin clockwise and visualize a circle of protection. A shimmering white orb springs up around you.
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*`~={{{{ EQUILIBRIUM }}}}}=~`*

Spreading her arms wide, Silferras spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around her.
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Spreading her arms wide, Lisarel spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around her.
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Spreading her arms wide, Veronica spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around her.
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You tell Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark, "We're teasing people."
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You tell Aiwendil d'Illici, "We're playing a huge prank."
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Incabulos tells you, "Hahaha, problem being if I do anything I'll have to say why I heartstopped."
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Incabulos tells you, "Suggestions?"
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You tell Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark, "Act confused."
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(( On cue!! ))
A single tear drops from Okin's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying himself instantly.
Okin has been slain by misadventure.
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Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark says, "Okay, that was weird."
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Spinner Okin, The Queen's Consort says, "I was shielded just then..."
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Spreading her arms wide, Arkzrael spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around her.
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Spreading his arms wide, Urazial spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around him.
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Spreading his arms wide, Incabulos spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around him.
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Spreading her arms wide, Silferras spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around her.
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Spreading his arms wide, Okin spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb springs up around him.
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Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark frowns and says, "It was like being pooka'd."
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(Glomdoring): Diamante says, "Someone scry Ialie please."
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Urazial lifts his head and gazes up at the sky, frowning in concentration as his eyes go out of focus. A strange image passes over his face before he looks down again.
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(Glomdoring): Urazial says, "Avechna."

You tell Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark, "Now!"
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A single tear drops from Incabulos's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Incabulos has been slain by misadventure.
Incabulos drops the corpse of a furry tarantula.
Incabulos drops the corpse of a translucent spider.
Incabulos drops the corpse of a translucent spider.
Unknown2006-10-09 16:18:35
heh, you got everyone shielding, that's great. roflmao.gif
Noola2006-10-09 16:20:25
Oh my god!

Ialie, Okin, Ildaudid, Incabulous and Valarien, you guys are my heros.

laugh.gif
Ildaudid2006-10-09 16:33:26
Hehehe, Sorry Dia I didn't tell you... Ialie said I wouldn't be allowed to steal cable and play with her cable guard dog anymore if I told anyone.... biggrin.gif But from the log it looks like ya jumped in and had fun too... It was funny!!! I wub.gif Ialie and her zany antics.......


And Noola, come to Mag and be my daughter.... Heroes need uber awesome kids ya know... blush.gif
Ialie2006-10-09 16:37:17
oh yeah

Fun quotes from MIRC


I am here
tee I am soo cool
who else do I hate?
I wish dysolis were on
I wish it had prettier effects though
heh
I'm staying offline, I'm scared of the rainbow
i hope she forgot that i wanted to kill her fat bee
ah GRAH
unrelated: I touched my piercing!!! GRAH
I wonder if I can make Kaervas lose Demi by doing it multiple times.
...
WHY are you doing it?
...Ialie
Seriously
You were always so nice
What the hell is this?
it was all a front!



fsck you guys, This is fun
ialie: Please watch your language. This is your first warning.
Perhaps it's not Ialie! ohmy.gif
...
Not to anybody else it isn't, Ialie.
Xenthos, that's the to much power she never had syndro,
*syndrome
or however you spell it
Seriously... this is the way I'd expect Narsrim to act, not Ialie. :/
Ialie was voted the bigger griefer tongue.gif
WTF
AL;GJA;LNRG;
again?
this sucks
what is it, global dominate heartstop?



I am going to make this public on the forums
I may get perm banned from Lusty but I don't care
this is bs
HOLY SHIT
?
OMGOMGOMG
WTF
Did FAIN just die?
Fain, of the Red Masque has stopped His own heart, killing Himself instantly.
yes
o.O
ROFL
* Elaria cackles
Ialie became Kethuru
think that was an illusion you know
huh, I didn't catch that on deathsense O_o
Forren2006-10-09 16:38:17
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Ialie is the most awesome person ever.
Okin2006-10-09 16:38:33
(Glomdoring): Diamante says, "Someone scry Ialie please."

A single tear drops from Incabulos's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Incabulos has been slain by misadventure.
Incabulos drops the corpse of a furry tarantula.
Incabulos drops the corpse of a translucent spider.
Incabulos drops the corpse of a translucent spider.


Silferras winces in pain.

The soul of Incabulos swirls in the air like a sparkling whirlwind, then
vanishes in a flash of chromatic colours.
The Master Ravenwood Tree flares with chromatic colours, as Incabulos steps out
of it, looking remarkably fresh and vitalized.

Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark says, "Argh."

Silferras says, "Shield?"

"Eh?" Urazial says curiously.

Spinner Arkzrael, Disciple of Eventide says, "What the...?"

Veronica, Murmur in the Dark says, "I have to be off."

Spreading her arms wide, Arkzrael spins clockwise and a shimmering white orb
springs up around her.

Spinner Arkzrael, Disciple of Eventide says, "This is not good."

Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark frowns and says, "I WAS shielded...."

Urazial purses his lips pensively, gazing off into the distance as he carefully
gathers his thoughts.

Silferras says, "I think Diamante suspects it's a new druid skill, or
something."

Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark says, "It was like being pooka'd... except without
the pooka."

Silferras nods her head at Incabulos.

Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark says, "A new druid skill?!"

You say, "You can't force heartstop, anyway, can you?"

Silferras says, "No idea."

You say, "It happened to me twice."

Spinner Arkzrael, Disciple of Eventide says, "There'd be an announce about new
druid skills."

Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark says, "Maybe a misweave?"

Spinner Arkzrael, Disciple of Eventide says, "No, not a misweave."

Urazial looks about himself, rubbing his chin thoughtfully.

Pressing his hands together before him, Urazial bows his head and an indigo glow
suffuses the area around his forehead.

Silferras says, "I don't know.. He asked someone to scry Ialie, then asked me to
check if I had any new guildskills."

Spinner Arkzrael, Disciple of Eventide says, "Misweaves don't just start
hearstopping people."

Silferras shuffles her feet uneasily.

Incabulos ponders for a moment and says "Hrm..."

Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark says, "So Ialie's doing it?"

Spinner Arkzrael, Disciple of Eventide says, "Who knows."

Spinner Urazial, Disciple of Binding says, "Doubtful. She's at the Avenger."



Time passes



Diamante tells you, "You me and val all at the same time?"

Incabulos hums a happy tune.

You tell Prince of Darkness, Diamante Stillwind, Night's Whisper, "I'm in it for
one more."

Diamante tells you, "It's too funny."

Brennan Stormcrow bows to Nases and commences the lesson in Discernment.

Diamante tells you, "Ok let ialie know."

You tell Prince of Darkness, Diamante Stillwind, Night's Whisper, "As soon as
you see me do it, do it."

With grim, final resolve you gather the mental strength to slay yourself and as
a tear drops from your eye, you end your time on this mortal coil by stopping
your heart in an instant.

YOUDIED

You have been slain by misadventure.
A swirling force begins to tug at your soul and the world spins around you.
You are dead and cannot do that.
You are dead and cannot do that.
You are dead and cannot do that.

A single tear drops from Incabulos's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Incabulos has been slain by misadventure.

Nirrti winces in pain.

A single tear drops from Valarien's eye as he stops his own heart, slaying
himself instantly.
Valarien has been slain by misadventure.

Your soul is flung back to the prime material plane. Slowly, a skeleton forms
from the aether, and muscles appear upon the bones, bubbling up in a frothy
spray of blood. Finally, new skin stretches out and covers your new body, and
you step out from the Master Ravenwood Tree.

The Master Ravenwood Tree flares with chromatic colours, as Diamante steps out
of it, looking remarkably fresh and vitalized.

The soul of Incabulos swirls in the air like a sparkling whirlwind, then
vanishes in a flash of chromatic colours.
The Master Ravenwood Tree flares with chromatic colours, as Incabulos steps out
of it, looking remarkably fresh and vitalized.

The soul of Valarien swirls in the air like a sparkling whirlwind, then vanishes
in a flash of chromatic colours.
The Master Ravenwood Tree flares with chromatic colours, as Valarien steps out
of it, looking remarkably fresh and vitalized.
A dark nighthag turns her gaze to Valarien momentarily.

Nirrti blinks.

Diamante leaves to the down.

Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark says, "Aaaagh."

Diamante arrives from the down.

Nirrti looks about herself suspiciously.

You shut your eyes and concentrate on the end of life. A moment later, you feel
inextricably linked with the strings of fate.

Nirrti, Song of the Wyrd mutters, "... .......... .. ......."

Incabulos, Murmur in the Dark says, "It's been happening..."

Diamante throws back his head and howls like a wolf.

Kaervas presses his hands together briefly, shutting his eyes. Kaervas's form
blurs as the space around him shifts, and suddenly there is only air where he
stood.

Spinner Arkzrael, Disciple of Eventide says to Urazial, "Is she still at the
Avenger?"

Nases, Murmur in the Dark says, "So why people here die randomly?"

Spinner Urazial, Disciple of Binding says, "Ialie? Yes."

You say, "It's happening beyond our control."

Spinner Arkzrael, Disciple of Eventide says, "Someone go kill her."

Fain, of the Red Masque has stopped His own heart, killing Himself instantly.
Okin2006-10-09 16:40:08
Dang double posts.
Valarien2006-10-09 17:06:46
This is what happens when you start talking to Lusternians on Skype. You joke around, you start plotting, and next the you know the Rainbow Princess has a kill button and is terrorizing the Basin of Life.

Many thanks to everyone who took part biggrin.gif Especially the big guy!
Unknown2006-10-09 17:09:33
Awww, I'm sad I missed out on this. Everyone wants to kill Gorky lately and I would have loved to play along.
Noola2006-10-09 17:09:39
QUOTE(Ildaudid @ Oct 9 2006, 11:33 AM) 340794


And Noola, come to Mag and be my daughter.... Heroes need uber awesome kids ya know... blush.gif


Aww! You're sweet! wub.gif Noola's already got parents, even if they don't come around that often anymore...

I really do love your angry baby avatar! So angry! And cute!

And Fain is so awesome for joining in the fun!
Ekard2006-10-09 17:11:27
Im laughing so hard! laughing1.gif
Jack2006-10-09 17:56:25
And lo, Jack did look upon the workings, and see that they were good.
Unknown2006-10-09 18:04:58
This explains a lot. biggrin.gif