Alright, I've decided to start a Romance Guideline in order to help myself and others who might find the need. Just as a heads up. You are free to submit, modify, whatever. Let's keep it Civil. A heads up: This is guide was written for guys to get a tip, but if you want to add the girl's point of view, go on and have fun. Also, some post may look really chauvinist, but, let's face it, some of the points dealed in here are not that far away from the truth!




It is a known fact among us men that women of the ripe age of teens and early 20's will look most favourably to that young man who is, well, an arsehole. Yes, some of us will get mad that the good guys never get any goods and the bad guys always get the girls. It is true and we have to learn to live with it.

The Arseholery is perhaps one of the big attractions women find on men. An outgoing and "nice" guy that wants to have fun with some "bad dude" attitude is what we call an arsehole, but in reality, he's the one playing the cards well. Now, I'm not saying you will have to on and slap you girl from time to time. Don't do that. I'm here to suggest to be a little bit of an arsehole, but without stopping being the nice guy you really are, Chip.

Now, how can you achive to get some girls or perhaps if you have one, make her more crazy about you? Well, one thing you could do is make a fool of yourself. Joke around and play with her for a little while. Do not overdo it, though, it might be bad for you. Fight with her, poke her belly, make her smile, say a joke and never forget to make a fool of yourself too. Doesn't hurt the ego that much and you can prove that you can make fun of yourself, which is a good thing for girls.


Now, there is another issue I need to dwell on. It seems that some of you guys don't know how to treat a dame properly! I've heard from some girls that sometimes men suck at making out and they turn lesbian or something. Well, this is just a few basic pointers you guys should ALREADY know:

1) Make her feel she's the only thing in the world. Yes, this is an easy one. You are making out? You ain't on men's territory. Us men are no foreplay beasts, but women are. We just go straight to the point because, that's us! Well, women are wierd and they like to make out. If you kiss her, don't look at the T.V. or another girl passing by. Just do your thing. If you are going to wait for something more (*wink wink nudge nudge*) make her believe you are not waiting for something more. Fool her

2) Don't rush it. Yes, quick and wild is good, but not always. Even if you are in an elevator, you kiss her like you wanted to take your clothes off, but after you stop to get some of your breath back, try again slowly. Slow kiss are what make them melt.

3) Explore! You have reached the Planeswalker rank in Lustie, go explore your girl. Find the weak spots and the tingling parts. Every girl has them, it's up to you to find them.

4) Treat her gently. This goes without saying. Girls are made of glass. You treat her like that or else something wrong will happen to you. I mean it.......

5) Do not salivate! You don't fart when you f***, you don't drool when you kiss. If you can't restrain your salivating glands, train on it. This goes for both sexes. It is wrose when you get drool all over your face. You can't control it? Well, give her small kisses or something!


That's it for now. Have fun and make her feel nice.





If anything else comes up in my mind I will update this post or just add another chapter. Feel free to put some input too!

Golden rule - Dun go for love and sex. Find one or the other

I wonder how many nympho novvies actually read this... And are seriously following the tips.

Thats all true. Perhaps some girls don't know it, but it is

Edit: There is a great episode of Mind of Mencia where he discusses your first statement, don't have time to find it, maybe I will try tonight

You have the basics of it. And the same goes for male-male relationships really .

ROFL great guide

I should come up with another chapter soon... more on the makin out, do's and dont's... perhaps more on women and how they wierd brain works.. or something.. I'm tired.. people, add things to the guide!

Sure you wanna go there?

I wanna try

I'd advise you to ask women about stuff if you want to get a clearer picture on how their brains work. XD At least you can study the convo logs. If all else fails, just Google relationship advice.

When has that ever worked?

Cor, I am still confused how you are giving advice now... especially after that other thread you posted about what happened between you and your last girl....

Either way yer still my brother and most this advice is sound and we you. I promise we will come visit you next week at the sanitarium

er.. I rock at starting a relationships and the whole in between.. I just suck at finishing the job

Ildaudid, bro, teach me the way of the pimp

You know... as much as these rules may seem logical and correct to you... love is not a Mud fight... no triggers and aliases to work at all given situations.

I have many friends and every single one of them would react differently to given situation. I generally dislike guides that presume to teach you how to live your life. Why? because like it or not, even if we totaly disregard them, you will find yourself recalling that guide you read and try to implement what you read there, or "compare notes".

Respect your companion enough to listen and care about what he/she wants and likes. If all you seek is one thing, it will become obvious soon enough, regardless of how well you cover it.

That's my opinion of it at least.

Well, face it, some people suck at life

-get a girl
I see no "a girl" to take.

-...
Please restate.

-get a life
I see no "a life" to take.

Good guide, but pretty useless to me.

-wave gold
You wave some gold sovereigns about energetically.

A cute girl arrives from the ether.
A cute girl arrives from the ether.
A cute girl arrives from the ether.
A cute girl arrives from the ether.
A cute girl arrives from the ether.
A cute girl arrives from the ether.
A cute girl arrives from the ether.
A cute girl arrives from the ether.
A cute girl arrives from the ether.
A cute girl arrives from the ether.

-blink
You blink.

I believe this is what you meant:

Heh, I could teach you that. Single life was funnnnnnn.

Well, so's normal life too.